Lemme describe 0p in four words
M
U
M
U

EFCC supposed to invite you, and from there straight to Yaba left you go.

op please post your picture here I first so I can see the mumu dat posted this

martyns303:
Sometimes having a penis doesn't make u a man, zero testosterone.

Now my advice, stop seeing urself as inferior, reject every form of low self esteem. The "short black boy" tag u have given urself is holding u back. U deserve so much better.

abeg 50+ likes for this guy

wtfCode:
op inferiority complex dey worry u honestly.
where is ur brain @?

I always admire the smileys in your signature seems dey change everytime, how did u do it?

fbtowner:
Lol. Ma guy u have been magalized. Fear not u are not the first version



Ur mumu na 1st class 5.0 on dot

Lol

Op you are an idi.ot , kill your self instead for being this stupeed . It seems you have some zika virus in your brain

Egbon, can't you see the handwriting on the WALL?? ... you're the bank account ( zenith ) , her so-called bff is the true boyfriend.. abeg LEAVE TRASH FOR LAWMA..

CaroLyner:
how can a guy be this clueless?? ?

you mean clueless?... like otueke clueless

hmmm bro, this bff of a thing sef,

Jadekitana:


I always admire the smileys in your signature seems dey change everytime, how did u do it?

hehehe...u really wanna know?
Its gonna take u some private lecturing

fbtowner:
Lol. Ma guy u have been magalized. Fear not u are not the first version



Ur mumu na 1st class 5.0 on dot

And i pray it doesnt hav O T A updates because him go upgrade to 6.1 maga lizzard

Seriously d guy 4ll men hand,
Tell him to Hook me up 4 counselling on how to make dat gal cry her toto

bankable:
i have this girl dat m dating and i luv her so much and i guess she loves me although m doubting it.m 25 and m short, dark and not too fine(dont wanna call myself ugly) and this gel on the other hand is 21 and very sexy too. but their is dis guy dat is in her dept he is also 21 hes very handsome tall and lightskinned. she calls this dude her bff such that she uses it as an excuse to get away with d attrocities she commit wit him like hugging him sitting on his leg even kissing him sometimes buh as a mature person i bone sha. this gel does not allow me to touch her even though i spend alot of money on her and shower her with expensive gifts. on this fateful day as usual i went to see my love nd i was about entering i dint knock d door only for me to see a flash of her unclothedness she quickly pushed me away nd slammed the door claiming she wants to dress so i waited for her to finish dressing then she opened the door. when i entered i got the shock of my life i saw this her so called bff in d same room meaning she was naked with him inside d room. the most annoying thing is that this stupid girl claim hes her bff so dia nothing wrong. see me see wahala see yeye talk for yeye mouth. i feel like killing her if na you wetin u go do. or am i too hard on her.

Only sick people like you reason this way.She does not luv you and u wanna kill her? They should take you to Yaba for examination or to reformat your brain to see if you can be reasonable.

bankable:
i have this girl dat m dating and i luv her so much and i guess she loves me although m doubting it.m 25 and m short, dark and not too fine(dont wanna call myself ugly) and this gel on the other hand is 21 and very sexy too. but their is dis guy dat is in her dept he is also 21 hes very handsome tall and lightskinned. she calls this dude her bff such that she uses it as an excuse to get away with d attrocities she commit wit him like hugging him sitting on his leg even kissing him sometimes buh as a mature person i bone sha. this gel does not allow me to touch her even though i spend alot of money on her and shower her with expensive gifts. on this fateful day as usual i went to see my love nd i was about entering i dint knock d door only for me to see a flash of her unclothedness she quickly pushed me away nd slammed the door claiming she wants to dress so i waited for her to finish dressing then she opened the door. when i entered i got the shock of my life i saw this her so called bff in d same room meaning she was naked with him inside d room. the most annoying thing is that this stupid girl claim hes her bff so dia nothing wrong. see me see wahala see yeye talk for yeye mouth. i feel like killing her if na you wetin u go do. or am i too hard on her.

MUMU Personified, that is who u are
www.adielem.com

wtfCode:

hehehe...u really wanna know?
Its gonna take u some private lecturing

My brother, since i was born and now that i'm a teen, i have never seen a nigga that is as foolish as you. It is obvious that you are just her maga and that other guy is enjoying her punny.

Sorry.... I don't av time for love... So I no get advice for low esteem daft pipu

CaroLyner:
how can a guy be this clueless?? ?

him mugu,maga or abi na mugo i go calam don reach raise to power infinity!!!smhfu

E dey amaze me how some people go come nairaland dey throw lies here and there!

Ur 25 nd still "short" in sense. Could'nt help sayn dat but u really dnt need advice 2 knw wats up.

M just here singing MAGA!!!!!! don pay shout hallelujah

Romance land na real comic relief

Chillext:
What's bff?

best friends fvcking

CaroLyner:
how can a guy be this clueless?? ?

No b small clueless

bankable:
i have this girl dat m dating and i luv her so much and i guess she loves me although m doubting it.m 25 and m short, dark and not too fine(dont wanna call myself ugly) and this gel on the other hand is 21 and very sexy too. but their is dis guy dat is in her dept he is also 21 hes very handsome tall and lightskinned. she calls this dude her bff such that she uses it as an excuse to get away with d attrocities she commit wit him like hugging him sitting on his leg even kissing him sometimes buh as a mature person i bone sha. this gel does not allow me to touch her even though i spend alot of money on her and shower her with expensive gifts. on this fateful day as usual i went to see my love nd i was about entering i dint knock d door only for me to see a flash of her unclothedness she quickly pushed me away nd slammed the door claiming she wants to dress so i waited for her to finish dressing then she opened the door. when i entered i got the shock of my life i saw this her so called bff in d same room meaning she was naked with him inside d room. the most annoying thing is that this stupid girl claim hes her bff so dia nothing wrong. see me see wahala see yeye talk for yeye mouth. i feel like killing her if na you wetin u go do. or am i too hard on her.

You have what the medical people term a disorder arising from the conflict between the desire to be noticed and the fear of being humiliated, characterized by aggressiveness or withdrawal into oneself. The babe is not yours..she is just talking to u for the gifts you shower her. You na maga. Leave her and move on. Then stop seeing youself as u described. you are wonderful and handsome. every babe would wanna be with u.

Bro, u need to be use as burnt offering to your ancestors

Bro, u need to be used as a burnt offering to your ancestors

OK Don't mind those people that commented before me they are jealous of ur love life. Carry on

u r acting like she asked you out so she dictates everything that happens in the relationship

bankable:
i have this girl dat m dating and i luv her so much and i guess she loves me although m doubting it.m 25 and m short, dark and not too fine(dont wanna call myself ugly) and this gel on the other hand is 21 and very sexy too. but their is dis guy dat is in her dept he is also 21 hes very handsome tall and lightskinned. she calls this dude her bff such that she uses it as an excuse to get away with d attrocities she commit wit him like hugging him sitting on his leg even kissing him sometimes buh as a mature person i bone sha. this gel does not allow me to touch her even though i spend alot of money on her and shower her with expensive gifts. on this fateful day as usual i went to see my love nd i was about entering i dint knock d door only for me to see a flash of her unclothedness she quickly pushed me away nd slammed the door claiming she wants to dress so i waited for her to finish dressing then she opened the door. when i entered i got the shock of my life i saw this her so called bff in d same room meaning she was naked with him inside d room. the most annoying thing is that this stupid girl claim hes her bff so dia nothing wrong. see me see wahala see yeye talk for yeye mouth. i feel like killing her if na you wetin u go do. or am i too hard on her.

....... Bro if ur Temperament permits you to kill, why not Kill yourself first...Move on with ur life and allow that girl to enjoy her love life....what u need now is money, peace of mid and a fulfilled dreams.....at a later stage Love will come banging at ur door every second.....Thanks and God Bless Us All.

advice to op.....leave the girl n move on with your life....its evident she sees u as a friend nothing more.

CaroLyner:
how can a guy be this clueless?? ?

are you insane