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Romance › Re: No Sex Dolls For Botswana Men As Law Blocks Importation by andyanders: 1:54pm On Feb 01, 2018
adadike281:
God bless Botswana!!! Say no to that abominable thing called 'sex doll'. Men should learn to live with women not sex doll , and women should learn to satisfy their husband's physical and emotional needs.
Exactly on point.I cannot understand how any sane man would prefer plastic doll sex to a natural woman. Only those re-tard men that would sleep with such.
Romance › Re: Omoefe Ejere And Aniekeme Inyang's Pre-Wedding Photos by andyanders: 1:25pm On Feb 01, 2018
delishpot:
How can a man cross legs like a woman sef? Dem no get pose advicer fpr where he go snap that photo?
I'm glad you noticed that. Maybe he is bi or ignorant of the pose.
Crime › Re: Police Beat Lotto Operator To Death by andyanders: 12:34pm On Feb 01, 2018
SouthSouth1914:
Yet people want to be sympathetic to the police when they die.. How ironic!
Can you immagine that? In fact,give them poison if you come across any of them. You can immagine what their superior office responded by outright denial of any death.why raid people nd collect money frm them to free them?why nt take them 2 court. How many armed robbers have they arrested? They only arrest those that are not armed.
Travel › Re: Police Truck Involved In Fatal Road Accident, Officer Dies In The Process.Photos by andyanders: 12:17pm On Feb 01, 2018
Death of any Nigeria policeman is not something to cry 4. Do you know how many innocent Nigerians they've sent 2 their early grave 4 doing no wrong?People lay curses on them day in day out. Let the innocent ones among them be saved in a situation like this.
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Tiv People In Benue Again,kill 11(pics) by andyanders: 7:15pm On Jan 30, 2018
GavelSlam:
1 dead person is now eleven?

No shells, no holes in building where they shot, no survivors giving video testimonies?

how do you mean? So, even if it's just a person that was killed,is that person not a human being?Why is the president not talking?cus he is responsible for what is going on
Crime › Re: Man Unlocks A Phone Without Demanding For Its Receipt, Lands In Police Detention by andyanders: 3:43pm On Jan 30, 2018
Op,what happened is this. The customer who own the phone work together. Wgat they did was to arrange with the police to collect back the 10k he paid you. Since you didnt buy the phone from him,u are not guilty of any crime for just repairs.
Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Arrested In Edo For Killing Bus Driver (Photos) by andyanders: 11:07am On Jan 30, 2018
Edo guys,una fvck up.On comfirmation tht they actually killed the driver,you guys supposed to have wasted them too cus with the police, you can never get justice. They will set them free. PMB is their leader
Celebrities › Re: Bovi Highlights What Dorcas Fapson Did Right And 'Wrong' by andyanders: 9:18pm On Jan 29, 2018
Elnino4ladies:
I thought Bovi has sense? What is all this gibberish for?
If actually Bovi wrote this, then I have lost my respect for him. This is just to show you how undeveloped he is but was lucky to have been born this time around to be able to make it through the jokes he is known for, if not, he would have ended up as an idiot.

So he was just telling the lady that she should have lied more by disguising herself as some who was beaten and lost her voice as a result of a rape that never happened?

I have destroyed all Bovi's records with me now.I never knew he is such an undeveloped man.
Education › Re: 90-Year-Old Grandma Begins Primary School In Kenya (Photos) by andyanders: 11:41pm On Jan 25, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
This is so wrong!

This old woman is doing this to draw all attention to herself.

Those students will stare at her or try to help her more often, and in turn, they'll lose focus in class.



Leave that school old bitch so that the little students can focus on themselves and not on you.
I know you wouldn't get to taste an old age hence your comment. Therefore,old age is not your portion as you can't taste it. Calling such a wonderful great ganny a witch is uncalled for and an abomination.
Crime › Re: A Lawyer Tortured & Detained By The Police In Onitsha by andyanders: 9:51pm On Jan 25, 2018
A lawyer wrote this piece of nonsense? I'm not sure she passed her Law sch?
Romance › Re: The Face Of The Guy Who Rejected A Lady's Proposal & Ran Away (Pictured) by andyanders: 6:21pm On Jan 15, 2018
Can't understand why people still find it as a surprise the way both acted. They are acting a movie nd what u guys just witnessed now was Part One of the commedy nd should watch out for Part 2 when the guy is back from the airport.
Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Killings An Invitation For Civil War - Benue APC Chairman by andyanders: 12:22pm On Jan 03, 2018
hakeem4:
These Fulani herdsmen are dangerous people and the government isn’t talking about the matter
Which government will talk of this? Buhari cannot talk about the killings cus they are his people.let Benue People Go out there and defend their own and stop talking.
Crime › Re: 4 Fake SARS Officials Killed In Rivers State (Graphic photos) by andyanders: 4:37pm On Dec 29, 2017
To me, these ones doesn't look like fake SARS at all.How come the police displayed only laptops and other things. If they actually acted as SARS officials, they were supposed to have their vests, gun, walkie talking and other stuffs that SARS carry with them.

These guys killed looked like innocent young men or just yahoo boys murdered.
Celebrities › Re: Maupe Ogun Weds Mohammed Bamidele Yususf (Photos) by andyanders: 8:07pm On Dec 28, 2017
congrats Maupe Ogun.Such a wonderful lady that I respect in the media firm.

May God be with you and yours Maupe.
Family › Re: Man Buys Wife A Ship In 2017 After Proposing To Her Without A Ring 20 Years Ago by andyanders: 11:42am On Dec 25, 2017
The story doesn't add up at all, considering tht he worked at NBC as a security guy nd he was able to afford a bottle of coke nd from a bottle of coke,he was now able to afford a ship worth millions of dollars.well, the story dosn't make sense to me 'cus nothing inspirational to anybody.let the man tell us how he went from security man 2 wealth.if not,when his wife nd children start dying,another story will spring up.
Crime › Re: Alaka, Badoo Cultist Wanted By Police (Photos) by andyanders: 8:04pm On Dec 22, 2017
Rashield8:
The current Lagos Commissioner of Police is arguably the most incompetent police commissioner that Lagos has ever had. His activities since he became Commissioner have been unnecessarily sensational and loud.

This Alaka had been arrested earlier. The Commissioner made so much noise about his arrest and the so-called badoo shrine that led many to believe that the man is indeed the badoo kingpin.

After all the drama of showing us the so-called badoo shrine, the said Alake granted a video interview where he said he was never arrested & that the Police staged the things that happened in his shrine.

The Commissioner never Responded to Mr Alaka 's allegations or explained why he was released. Now, there's a resurgence of the evil badoo activities & and the Police Commissioner has suddenly remembered that there's one Mr. Alaka somewhere! My question is: Why did they release him after he had been arrested? How on earth did they release a man with such serious allegations hanging on his head?

....
This is exactly how the Police Commissioner handled the Davido-Tagbo murder. The Commissioner addressed a press conference wherein he pointedly said Davido was culpable for Tagbo's death. But for a CCTV, Davido's life and career would have been rubbished just because the Police Commissioner doesn't do his investigations before rushing to the media!

The Commissioner is just too clumsy to be the Commissioner of Police of Lagos State.
Well said. Why must the police release such a high profile individual on the street and now looking for him. Will the police say that they released him without any one signing as a guarantor?If they arrest two people fighting, the police will make noise over this and now look for means to extort the person.

They should go and arrest the so called Bado King themselves since they released him.
Crime › Re: Norsemen Confraternity Members Protest In Support Of SARS In Cross River. Photos by andyanders: 4:27pm On Dec 21, 2017
Why wouldn't the so called stupid people not support the SARS since they are of the same parents.One delivers to the other.
Crime › Re: How My Brother Was Killed By SARS - Twitter User Narrates by andyanders: 5:59pm On Dec 19, 2017
MicheyJ1:
I think we need to start practicing jungle justice on sars officials. Then they will know we are serious.
I feel for the family. What SARS has turned into is just what the international human right should come in. They have turned into official armed robbers.Arresting and killing people without remorse.
It is better for people to start giving them poison whenever they request for drink.
Celebrities › Re: Shan George Meets US Police Officer Who Hailed Nigeria Police Force (Photo) by andyanders: 3:22pm On Dec 01, 2017
Generalkaycee:
Madam,, the police officer is deceiving you.
Exactly. That officer must be high on WEED. No normal human being on the face of this world that would wanna tag The Nigerian Police as the best in the world unless the person is high on weed or mentally deranged.

The Nigerian police officers are mentally imbalanced.
Politics › Re: Ohanaeze Reacts To Reinstatement Of Police Officer That Killed 6 Igbo Traders by andyanders: 8:52pm On Nov 27, 2017
This government has displayed to the whole world that if you are a Northerner and commits any offense, you are not guilty.

I believed that this government came for a change and from what the ruling party has displayed,they are the worst government EVER in the history of Nigeria.

Buhari has lost it and I regretted EVER believing in him.APC is just a scam.
Celebrities › Re: Daniella Okeke Hits The Gym (Photos) by andyanders: 8:14pm On Nov 27, 2017
Nothing in there. Remove those cloths she had on and what you will confront, will embarrass you. Those set of boobs will chase you away.
Crime › Re: Maryam Sanda Reading The Quran, As Court Remands Her In Prison (photo, Video) by andyanders: 9:22pm On Nov 24, 2017
This is what anger can brings.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Blessing Agboli: "Tithes And Offerings Cannot Buy Private Jets" by andyanders:
DEOLINX:
1st Timothy 2: 11-12

11 Let a woman learn in silence with full submissiveness. 12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man, but she is to remain silent

How many Pastors and Mummy's do we know in Jesus's preaching sojourn on earth?


Tithes went with the sacrifice of Jesus Christ on the cross for our salvation.....Anyone exercising faith in Jesus are true followers of the Bible.

Tithes are reasons we have many churches today ....they preach prosperity and not salvation.
Tithes are surely the reasons why most pastors break up from their masters to set up their own churches.They only preach prosperity instead of salvation. Most even condemn one if that person is not paying tithes to them.

How many of those poor ones have they given food and accommodation as the likes of Prophet T. B Joshua does? He owns no private jet and mansions but yet gives out to the poor and the needy irrespective of your places of worship.Muslims, pagans and Christians.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Blessing Agboli: "Tithes And Offerings Cannot Buy Private Jets" by andyanders: 11:36am On Nov 14, 2017
Yameater:
Haha her breast is out naaaa
Not only that, her face has been coated with expensive paint.Instead of wearing long robe as a pastor's wife, she had on jewelry,rings and all sorts of earthly things and she is talking trash as if it is not the tithes and offering that she is living on through the way most of them manipulate their gullible members.They built schools that none of their poor members who actually give out what they have cannot attend.

I knew someone who attend Winners Church and his child who finished with good grade from high school and made his JAMB over 250 score but could not attend school cus his parents could not afford 100k for his fees. Why can't those members who cannot afford fees for their children not given scholarship or the church subsidize their fees in order for those children to become somebody.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Blessing Agboli: "Tithes And Offerings Cannot Buy Private Jets" by andyanders: 11:23am On Nov 14, 2017
This woman should please focus on her family and stop saying that tithes and offering cannot buy a private jet.

She should have explained if one can count one thousand without counting 1 first. If a church with members over 1000 and each give 100 naira as offering, she should work it out and see how much that it will turn out. Tithes and offering can even buy anything on earth with the way most pastors go about it.

She is receiving and living big while most of their members are poor.Look at her and see if she is passing through any stress.
Politics › Re: Buhari Endorses El-rufai’s Plan To Sack 21,780 Teachers by andyanders: 2:58pm On Nov 13, 2017
chriskosherbal:
Well I really don't know what to say ..but sacking that number of employed individuals throwing them back onto the Labour market will definitely not meanwell for the Economy.
But, it is you that will scream blue murder, when these products of "mean well for the economy" get admission into unity schools through quota system with common entrance score of 100 or below.
Romance › Re: Man Accuses Wife Of Dating A Corper, Sends Her Packing by andyanders:
kevoh:
Corper shun! Relocate from that area ooo! This one the husband has not yet confronted you, an acid attack might be looming. I don talk my own.
Exactly.

Op, his silence could be grave later. when he gives birth to what he has in his mind , you will be surprised if you are alive to that. Silence is deadly most times. Go off completely from that area if you value your life.
Career › Re: Help My Boss Is Frustrating Me by andyanders: 5:06pm On Nov 09, 2017
Moranc:
thanks for your post but the point is his not ready to buy motherboard all his after is for the laptop to work...that was why he said I should return it to where he bought it hoping that they will do it for him free there
You still need to get an invoice from the computer shop stating how much they are charging for the repair of the computer. You then need to attach the invoice with your letter or memo stating that you cannot be responsible for the cost of repair of the computer as you are not responsible for damaging the computer.

If he still insists that he will not pay you until you pay for the repair of his laptop, then you have no choice but to put in your resignation letter. You then ask him to pay you your outstanding wages or you will liquidate his computer to offset your wages. Make sure the computer is securely in your possession before you tender in your resignation letter.

He might looking for an excuse to sack you without paying you. Even if you bear the cost of repairs of his laptop, he would certainly make another outrageous demand soon after.

Please do not take it to another engineer as he can accuse you of vandalizing his laptop.
Career › Re: Help My Boss Is Frustrating Me by andyanders: 4:23pm On Nov 09, 2017
Moranc:
Good day Nairalanders.... I work as an IT PERSONNEL in an ICT firm. my boss bought a laptop in computer village after using it for about 7 months the laptop developed motherboard fault, I took the faulty laptop to service center for repair since it's still under warranty but on getting there I was told it's a not under warranty because it's an USA laptop. I took it back to the office telling my boss what the problem is so he told me to return it back to where he bought it that they will have solution to it there. now the laptop have been there for over a month with no solution. He refused to pay my salary because of the laptop saying it's when I get solution to the laptop that I can be paid.please help what can I do
As an entrepreneur, i can relate to your boss. I hate excuses. You should be able to find solution to problems - especially in your area of competence. How can you claim to be an IT personnel but you were unable to resolve a simple hardware problem within one month.

The instruction of your boss is simple; get solution for the laptop, he did not say bear the cost of finding a solution to the laptop. What is required of you is to source a perfectly good motherboard (probably with a guarantee) and present an invoice to your boss on the cost of purchasing and installing the motherboard. If he tells you to bear the cost of repairs of the laptop, then you are perfectly within your rights to vehemency refuse and resign. Since the laptop is still in your possession, you can repair the laptop and sell it to retrieve part or all of your salary.

Make sure everything is in writing, in case he want to go legal on you.
Romance › Re: Female Soldier Stuns In Leggings And Skin Tight Jeans & Crop Top (Photos) by andyanders: 9:36am On Nov 08, 2017
pussyeater:
Na dem generals go dey funk this one nah! undecided
Exactly right. For the Ogas on top.
Romance › Re: Hilda Dokubo Rescued Me When My Period Showed Up In Public - Lady by andyanders: 8:10pm On Nov 06, 2017
IAMSASHY:
undecided some ladies cn b careless, wen somtin is coming out of ur body, even b4 it drops 2 ur pant, u shud notice and den rush 2 d toilet 2 check ursef
That is just what you think. Listen, most of them cannot even understand when it is about coming because of the way they have used their body banging from one place to the other.She must have been thinking of banging and forgot that something was coming out.
Romance › Re: Lady With Massive Backside Causes "Hold Up On Facebook" by andyanders: 2:53pm On Nov 03, 2017
teresafaith:
No kain tin wey boys no go chook their peek, just negodu dis
You are right. When you take off those cloths she had on, you cannot stand looking at her backside with the contours and stretch marks would be a turn off.

Only in darkness will someone stand to look at those asss she is showing off. Let her go naked with lights on,you cannot stand to look at those packaged asss

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