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Imagine
"LADY 1: I have a new BOYFRIEND
LADY 2: Is he handsome ?
LADY 3: Is he rich
LADY 4: Is he tall
LADY 5: Call him to take us out.
Now Guys...
Guy 1: I have a new GiRLFRIEND
Guy 2: Hw far, you don Bleep
am
Guy 3: Wen She sabi Bleep
Guy 4: She get friends
Guy 5: abeg make she carry them
come or give us their number
naaa"

Collin Tilley

henrico247: youdey mad?which kind useless question be that? na the kind of you dey spoil girl mind. abeg get out!!!! idiot!!!

oga why d thing de pain u na, na so u broke reach

mechummy: weaklings

minus me

If ya boyfriend send u 100 naira card u go tell am thank u?

I know courtship is a time of 'getting to know' your partner but then is 'test driving' a compulsory feature of it? Considering the fact that most religious folks consider it as an abomination.

[quote author=god_of_music]If you think I'm joking just create one irrelevant thread on the music/radio section and you go see how I go take BAN you to 2016 [/quote]my next thread there will be ;Why do nigerian rappers have short preek

tpacalipse: Not all men feel intimidated. If a woman carries load of fire, I will offload it for her.

interesting

Too bad...Ph.d

[quote author=god_of_music]I'm moving this to the music section! [/quote]who dash u dont derail

Nomski0: Is it that serious?

100%

[quote author=190-the-clown][color=RED]who open IBADAN ZOO gate

Who open AM!! [/color][/quote]

ghost walker: U deserve too be hang for posting dis piece of garbage wich look much exactly like you....*smh*...

sorry i dont talk with poor people

I remembere[d once chilling with so me of my friends at a bar, when one gorgeous lady stepped stepped in. One of my guys vowed to woo her. As she left he went after her but moments later he returned saying he couldn't talk to her. We asked him why and he started blabbing that the girl rides an infinity jeep etc and that they aint in same class. I was embarassed
Also, i know a coupla guys who are often scared of talking to girls who they think are richer or more successful than they are. So i wanna know, is it a general thing amongst nigerian guys?
[size=16pt] If You Attempt To Move This Thread To Jokes Section, Your Destiny And That Of Your Generation Will Forever Be A Joke[/size]

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Bow legged women are very naughty and flirty. They are also very easy to get. Atimes i wonder if the bowleg is an effect of over taking the 'D'. Am i lying?

Nobody: re u tryin 2 b funi?

no am trying to be funmi

Kikiani: hmmn...hw cm u knw dat?

change of topic i love ur signature, can we do things without no pants

[quote author=god_of_music]Bia! Ma fu eleti!!! [/quote]Shutup E dey sweet u say i say woman elope with u. Who fit elope with big head like u

Danhumprey: Sweetie,what's up with you these days? You are going all romantic. Me likey

she wants me to dump my darling mondi big hips 4 her

[quote author=god_of_music]Do i know you somewhere before U be like pesin wey i know, you live for Onitsha before[/quote] Make thunder draw tattoo for ya left yansh

Andyblaze: Only a 'learner' would bet against Munich...they're taking this one by 2 or 3 goals to 1

all hail octopus andy

[quote author=god_of_music]Hey peeps, please who sang skelewu by Davido[/quote]Michael Jackson

[quote author=god_of_music]Not anymore, that your sister wey get BIG Brreast and Big Backa stole my virginity last week untop your mama and papa bed [/quote] No worry the next virginity u'll lose is that of ur ass when strong pole tear am...lolomike pole

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]i thought kikiani gave u enough na[/quote]baby, kikiani dumped me and eloped with god of music

[quote author=imsu.boi] Austin this your english dey tire me o! Stop falling my hands joor [/quote]lol okay sir. Sorry for bringing the credibility of our alma mater to a tarnished state of lugubrious mentalobotomy.

lomomike: Eeyyyaaahhh! Kpele! Ndoh sorry see as MTN fall your hands 3 times fa

[quote author=god_of_music]Eh? Wetin you say If you wan try that one ehn na Destroy i go destroy your toto for you!!! Your leg go turn Bowlegs! [/quote]But ur a virgin :-P

iLLiE: Ah want to be like andreblaze when ah grow up

WOW Am someone's idol....god of music come and see o