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mechummy: weaklings

minus me

If ya boyfriend send u 100 naira card u go tell am thank u?

I know courtship is a time of 'getting to know' your partner but then is 'test driving' a compulsory feature of it? Considering the fact that most religious folks consider it as an abomination.

god_of_music: If you think I'm joking just create one irrelevant thread on the music/radio section and you go see how I go take BAN you to 2016

my next thread there will be ;Why do nigerian rappers have short preek

tpacalipse: Not all men feel intimidated. If a woman carries load of fire, I will offload it for her.

interesting

Too bad...Ph.d

god_of_music: I'm moving this to the music section!

who dash u dont derail

Nomski0: Is it that serious?

100%

190-the-clown:
[color=RED]who open IBADAN ZOO gate

Who open AM!! [/color]

ghost walker: U deserve too be hang for posting dis piece of garbage wich look much exactly like you....*smh*...

sorry i dont talk with poor people

I remembere[d once chilling with so me of my friends at a bar, when one gorgeous lady stepped stepped in. One of my guys vowed to woo her. As she left he went after her but moments later he returned saying he couldn't talk to her. We asked him why and he started blabbing that the girl rides an infinity jeep etc and that they aint in same class. I was embarassed
Also, i know a coupla guys who are often scared of talking to girls who they think are richer or more successful than they are. So i wanna know, is it a general thing amongst nigerian guys?
[size=16pt] If You Attempt To Move This Thread To Jokes Section, Your Destiny And That Of Your Generation Will Forever Be A Joke[/size]

Best african act

Bow legged women are very naughty and flirty. They are also very easy to get. Atimes i wonder if the bowleg is an effect of over taking the 'D'. Am i lying?

Nobody: re u tryin 2 b funi?

no am trying to be funmi

Kikiani: hmmn...hw cm u knw dat?

change of topic i love ur signature, can we do things without no pants

god_of_music: Bia! Ma fu eleti!!!

Shutup E dey sweet u say i say woman elope with u. Who fit elope with big head like u

Danhumprey: Sweetie,what's up with you these days? You are going all romantic. Me likey

she wants me to dump my darling mondi big hips 4 her

god_of_music: Do i know you somewhere before U be like pesin wey i know, you live for Onitsha before

Make thunder draw tattoo for ya left yansh

Andyblaze: Only a 'learner' would bet against Munich...they're taking this one by 2 or 3 goals to 1

all hail octopus andy

god_of_music: Hey peeps, please who sang skelewu by Davido

Michael Jackson

god_of_music: Not anymore, that your sister wey get BIG Brreast and Big Backa stole my virginity last week untop your mama and papa bed

No worry the next virginity u'll lose is that of ur ass when strong pole tear am...lolomike pole

mondi_cheeks: i thought kikiani gave u enough na

baby, kikiani dumped me and eloped with god of music

imsu.boi:
Austin this your english dey tire me o! Stop falling my hands joor

lol okay sir. Sorry for bringing the credibility of our alma mater to a tarnished state of lugubrious mentalobotomy.

lomomike: Eeyyyaaahhh! Kpele! Ndoh sorry see as MTN fall your hands 3 times fa

god_of_music: Eh? Wetin you say If you wan try that one ehn na Destroy i go destroy your toto for you!!! Your leg go turn Bowlegs!

But ur a virgin :-P

iLLiE: Ah want to be like andreblaze when ah grow up

WOW Am someone's idol....god of music come and see o

mondi_cheeks: u dont have to its fine like that

baby u had not gaven me early mourning kiss o

mondi_cheeks: your profile pic

Baby u know you're so special to me and that makes u exempted...okay i'll change it

switdil: Na big lie jor
Mtcheeww
No dey bobo us here
Bur if u know sey u dey tok true
Y not post d pics here n let's measure it
To know d actual size

hun, u know intimate pics are nt allowed on NL