₦airaland Forum

wasak: pls m looking for Caro....

Na dat caro wey de fire pass ferrari?

Sijo01: Kill yourself, since you dont know how to use your head.

Retreat back to your cave, okay?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Why dont u switch ur phone off too [/quote]if i off it, how will u my baby call me

lomomike: sweeerrie, tis d kinda questions light skinned ladies asks especially those ones from Peckham ask....... ?

Oh! alright I gerrit ...sweerrie are u worwor zero toothed, ugly, fat, flat chested and ass, short, baldheaded, peckham lady?

all d sweetie honey gala, lacasera luvly chivita ladies plisss advise !!!

look who's callin me mrcork wannabe

Monicasque: she is insecured. It might be beause of previous relationships and she is talking to the wrong ppl on the phone. Possible that she is cheating or just having phone conversations. Talk to her. Make her see that u r all for her and want the relationship to work. don't get upset quickly as it might take time for her to blv u. just keep making her see. she does love u otherwise she would not feel insecured. It takes patience from u and the want to change and blv the good from her

thanks alot dear.

bin gbagbo: ^^


who be this bush pig above me??

the one wey born u

caseless: *spreads mat*
tell me more, 'Dr(Phd) forensic'!

imagine one girl, i've been chyking, she asking me always if my preek long, she dont cares about love just my mufasah.

Nipules: If this is how every PhD holders talks then I will never become a PhD holder.

Dont u know that reading too much affects our mental psyche

lomomike: No ofiennnses pliss You're trying way too hard to mimic Mr Cork. Why? Pliss advice!

do u know if we are one

Y is women don't always get
tire wen it comes to sex? na
wa for una oh.

berylLOL: Did you really have to do this?

lomomike: oh u wanna eat yam and drink harp?

yes, can u afford to buy for me?

^i.d.i.ot.

Anuoluwap: Don't you know andy? He obviously wants attention...d guy no serios

please herp me. Ayam ur brother.

Madam,
1.Your father's number is incorrect, check it again
2. Upload a pic of him without aboki cap, it would be easier to recognize him. Atimes people's shape of head and face change when they're not putting on caps.

i wish ayam a mermaid

i wish ayam a mermaid

Babiloko: insanity evrywer

ayam tired of mad people everywia on nairaland. Lets beat them up

Popowaa: We need an E-Psychaitric hospital cos most nairalanders need it

minus me

my girlfriend is very rude.
she is insults me even in the
present of my friends.
when she cames to my
house. she always switching
of her fone, only God knows
why. she does not believe
anything i tell her. she keeps
telling me i have other
girlfriends. ayam tire of all
these. Should i left her?

addictiv: [size=13pt]to be a player you have to be smart......to be a great player you have to be ruthless [/size]

code of conduct 101

[quote author=mondi_cheeks][/quote]please don't tell him i told u oh.

Same old tale! Lets see sha