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kagari: I bet if this ASUU strike extends for a month more, this @OP will end-up at yaba left

alongside u

eliminate the 'man know man' philosophy first. No be 4 naija usa based under 17 player got turned down becos him no pay some dues?

me and kikiani in enugu, nigeria.

Popowaa: What abt asking ur sweetheart

which of them? Dem many

mondi_cheeks: You are in Enugu Mr Cork is in Enugu too

he's my elder bro. We share the same hut.

Eva Alordiah

Isn't ur first touch supposed to be your momma's

What if the twins end up been identical?

djeezy: Your girlfriend arranges the bed for you and other ladies, really? You're Bill Gates abi Trey Songz? Tell us another story pls.

I'm serious. The thing is that am too hamsum and longpreeked so she dont wanna lose me

SniperInADiaper: Andy, Its over.... I'm dumping you.

^^

Happy?

Yeaaaah! But baby we've not done the deed na Lets eat the fruit 1st.

190-the-clown:
^hes here

I dont dish out my advances easily if you need it pay me
for now manage that of my boy andyblaze!!

but one thing bout Nigerian girls is this

if she walks in a straight line towards you then she loves you
if she shakes her nyash as she walks past you then she wanna bang u
and if she sneezes or blinks her eyes repeatedly from the looks of her face - marriage things on her mind


if you need more info on how to break a Nigerian girl ----------------------->[size=38pt] PAY [/size]

Mentor!!! May ur days be long jor!

googlepikin: i swear i go vex bath naked if wizkid don insert sim card inside dis samsung S4

na u wan insert ur own?

mondi_cheeks: i want to see ur name and date of birth on it. Yes

how can i post such on a public forum na

LastApostle: Op, after religiously adhering to these tutorials, how much would be my signing fee playing for Manchester United FC?

50 million pusy

Baybe: SMDH

OP I'm crying for you right now. You need help.

help me with ya ikpu

mondi_cheeks: show me ur passport

international?

Popowaa: What abt asking ur sweetheart

lol which of them?

Mishydoo: OMG!!!Serzly, how do people get this sick?....arent der good hospitals in enugu or wat?

ur papa don build any one?

To be a balling player is not hard. For naija babes side e fit hard but if u follow my tips you will be 'celebrity player'. Na just 4 u to use ur head....lemme tuor yall
1. spot your naijagal,
smile if she looks back or smiles she is interested.
2. walk up and smile, tell her what she is wearing
looks beautiful.
3. tell her Let's go out for a meal. I want to
enjoy your yummy lovely looks while we eat, Who
knows, after we can enjoy some closeness with each other.
4. get the naija babe's cell phone.
5.smile and say
until then my sweet, then walk the Bleep off.
6. call
the naija in a day or two, and make a weekend date
on friday or sat., whatever day she gets off. Take her
to a hotel with a lobby., Place to dance and eat. Order,
dance with her and pull her close. Rub all over her
and tell the gyal you want her. You need her. she is
the woman you desire.
If she flakes out on you at this point. excuse your
self to the restroom and climb out the window. If no
window. Walk up to the sitting point and tell them
she will take care of the bill. smile and wave at her.
make sure she waves back. then run out the door.
If she reponse well. take her to the hotel loby and say
you forgot your wallet all you have is cash. Show her
the money clip with cash. ask her to leave her
information at the desk.
now f*ck her, cuminside her. after it is done tell her
you are going to get some drinks
that are coming, carry your clothing in a towel out
the door. walk in a towel down the hall to the stair
well. put on your clothing and walk the hell out of the
hotel.
this way you can get her pregnant with only having
to pay for a meal. Oh an use an unregistered sim card.
I have done this 87 times in 12 cities. I live in a
village at enugunow. So, i do this all the time, i am just
another face in the crowd. I have around 36 babies.

veave: ...I dont think this OP is 18yet...
my thoughts anyway...

ur not far from the truth.

Kikiani: lol AMEEEN!(WITH FAITH)cos d q10 nova shw

don't worry it will show soon. My containers were seized at the wharf.

sexkillz: [color=#000055][size=14pt]If i talk, they say sexkillz too talk!. . .

So romantic. . . More Please![/size][/color]

hahahaha

Lol