Just become very annoying. When she's talking of make up and movies, talk about football.


When she wants to talk sit down and listen to her, when she asks you a question in the line of the convo, say the direct opposite of what she was saying.

Look at other girls when she's there

Laugh at other girls jokes and when she makes a joke just tell her to stop being a bore.




And brother, when you do these, you are on your way to being a free man. But would you be happy without her? Be sure!

Andyblaze: I often hear my nigguhs saying that they've been dumped they act so sad but i'm yet to experience this.
I don't know why am always the one dumping a girl, i want to be dumped for once. Atimes i flaunt other women infront of my girlfriend but then she loves me even more. Atimes she even arranges the bedroom for me and other ladies. I go into relationships for sex alone and i dump girls anyhow but they dont ever dump me .

Please what can i do to be dumped

immaturity/joblessness at work

U r entering into a relationship all b'cos of s.ex? Shame to u, ur babies isn't the right peeps to dump u, it's ur future wife that'll dump u, then i'll know whether u marry too for sex.

Andy, Its over.... I'm dumping you.

^^

Happy?

SniperInADiaper: Andy, Its over.... I'm dumping you.

^^

Happy?

Yeaaaah! But baby we've not done the deed na Lets eat the fruit 1st.

djeezy: Your girlfriend arranges the bed for you and other ladies, really? You're Bill Gates abi Trey Songz? Tell us another story pls.

I'm serious. The thing is that am too hamsum and longpreeked so she dont wanna lose me

I bet if this ASUU strike extends for a month more, this @OP will end-up at yaba left

kagari: I bet if this ASUU strike extends for a month more, this @OP will end-up at yaba left

alongside u