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CelebritiesRe: Bizarre But 100% Real Pictures You Gotta See......viewer Discretion Advised! by AndyBlazePenis(op): 10:41pm On Oct 12, 2014
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CelebritiesBizarre But 100% Real Pictures You Gotta See......viewer Discretion Advised! by AndyBlazePenis(op): 10:26pm On Oct 12, 2014

Every Picture Here Is Real!!!

1. Sexy Leg pose
2. Snake In The Hood
3. Feminist Sunbathing
4. Mushrooms

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RomanceRe: See The Fine Man In Europe That Wants To Marry Me ( Picture) by AndyBlazePenis(f): 4:00pm On Oct 12, 2014
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CelebritiesPictures From My Accident In Austrailia Where Our Jet Killed A Giraffe.. by AndyBlazePenis(op): 3:47pm On Oct 12, 2014
I don't know where to post this.

Early last morning I and my tour mates visited the park at canberra and we accidentally hit a giraffe and it died.
Please I feel so bad for the death of the animal, how can I appease the gods of Australia

Nairaland GeneralI Want To Apologize For My Nuisance , I Hereby Quit Nairaland..bye Guys by AndyBlazePenis(op): 8:21pm On Oct 11, 2014
I am not quitting anything jor!! grin

I domt know d right section to post this but I need help

Please palz help me out!
I discovered that atimes if i am urinating or done
urinating in any restroom, my face will becomed
blured n my eyez tunning to d extent dt i will fall
down unknowingly as if i hav urinated all d water in
my system and injured myself.
Once i stand up, i have to drink water to replenish my
system.
This happen to me once in a while and i cant figure
out what is happening.
Matured mind only!


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RomanceRe: My Experience With Jehovah Witness Girl Today, See Dressing (picture) by AndyBlazePenis(op): 8:08pm On Oct 11, 2014
davidmoyes:
God bless us
I am included shey
RomanceRe: My Experience With Jehovah Witness Girl Today, See Dressing (picture) by AndyBlazePenis(op): 4:30pm On Oct 11, 2014
PhonesRe: The Most Surprisingly Gorgeous Smartphone We’ve Seen Is Now On Sale In The U.S. by AndyBlazePenis(f): 4:25pm On Oct 11, 2014
The worst nude picture oof nigerian singer is here sef - www.nairaland.com/1944149/friend-wanted-commit-suicide-due
RomanceRe: My Experience With Jehovah Witness Girl Today, See Dressing (picture) by AndyBlazePenis(op): 4:14pm On Oct 11, 2014
constance500:
Andyblaze my man cheesy
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RomanceMy Experience With Jehovah Witness Girl Today, See Dressing (picture) by AndyBlazePenis(op): 1:54pm On Oct 11, 2014
pals please kindly advise, am a working class guy of
almost 29 years of age am in love with too ladies the
first one is a witness and she said she cant marry
whom is not a witness. I feel for her to the extent that
if I dint hear from her within 6 hours I will be having
temperature and all my system will change so also
she feel the same the worst aspect is that when she is
missing me she called me, we cant do without calling
each other at most every 3 hours and she have been
insisting she cant marry me all because am not a
witness. The second person which I love most is in
love with another person insisting she has whom she
is dating and every time I back from office I do not
happy because am always lonely at this ponit please
what should I do
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RomanceRe: Is This What Girls In White Garments Now Use To Trap Men? (PICTURES) by AndyBlazePenis(op): 1:39pm On Oct 11, 2014
SMALLPENIS:
man of God deliver me from small preek sad
grin grin mad man
RomanceIs This What Girls In White Garments Now Use To Trap Men? (PICTURES) by AndyBlazePenis(op): 11:44pm On Oct 10, 2014
Good evening NL'ers, pls i need ur advice on an issue...
Am priviledge to be an instrument in God's hand, so i
went for a ministration in a white-garment church
one day nd i met a lady who collected my number as
to be my frnd... Later she started to create feelins for
me nd she made it known to me, she knows my
fiancee nd as time goes on she said 'I knw u wont
marry me, buh atleast let me have a kid for you...' i
went mute for days over d talk nd i later resolved to
lettin her off my path as soon as possible especially
wen my God revealed to me dat she is not mine....
Ever since then she has been takin my name around
to use force on me to marry her at all cost nd also
workin tirelessly to see dat I nd my fiancee splits-up...
I thank God for the grace HE has given me:... Pls pals
should i pay her back with her evil-act or just let her
be..... Mind u I told my fiancee all about d girl:.....
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RomanceRe: My Escapade With My Church Pastor's Daughter.....mature Content..18+ by AndyBlazePenis(op): 10:19pm On Oct 08, 2014
Crocz:
Guy...wetin church do you na? undecided
I live in a church compound
RomanceRe: I Thought Church Girls Were Holy But See What Dis One Did...18+ by AndyBlazePenis(op): 10:15pm On Oct 08, 2014
SMALLPENIS:
grin grin grin Oya take 6.1 inches
The one you dash me big pass the sum of all my former prick..thank U my ancestors
RomanceRe: I Thought Church Girls Were Holy But See What Dis One Did...18+ by AndyBlazePenis(op): 9:57pm On Oct 08, 2014
SMALLPENIS:
grin grin grin
Abeg dash me some inches, mai prick short
RomanceMy Escapade With My Church Pastor's Daughter.....mature Content..18+ by AndyBlazePenis(op): 9:51pm On Oct 08, 2014
Hy friends..pls help me out..there is this pastor
daughter that I love more than my life itself..I did so
many crazy things just because of the love I have for
her..we romance and flirt inside church during nite
vigil,all her brodas and sisters love me just becus am
dating their sister,but this girl is a cheater,when I first
approach her,I asked her if she have anybody special
to her apart from family members,she said no,and I
asked her out nd we started dating on the first day of
dis year 2014,I later discovered that she is also dating
8 guys,but because I really love her,I endure thinking
one day she will change for good,I ave been accused
times without numbers at the police station anytime
she goes missing for a nite,but only her brodas nd
sister knows about our relationship nd her parents
does not know about it,even all her friends supported
me in every way possible,some even went ahead to
report d gal to her parents with d names of the 8
guys she is dating,I love her to d extent that I went
ahead to do what has never been done before,I went
ahead to her parents and told them that am the one
dating their daughter which was shocking to them,d
only tin they could utter is that we should stop it,d
same day we were asked to stop it dat same day,she
still came to my place and we talk and romance for
sometime,I told her I was going out of town for two
months,she said it even better,that she wants my face
to be scarce for sometime,I travelled since august
and she did not e even bother to call me and now it
september almost two months,I always called my
friends over there to check on her nd even wanted to
talk to her,but she refuse to pick my calls,her friends
both boys and girls told me that she now moves with
busty and rich men..which hurt me a lot,now am all
over her,on the 27 of september is my grandmother
birthday and she knows am going to be present and
she have been calling me since last week trying to ask
when am I coming..pls friends I know this post is
preety long,but I really need ur advices and comment
cus they will really help me..part of me still want her
nd d oda part just want her body cus ave not sleep
with her yet..pls advice me on what to do..
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RomanceRe: I Thought Church Girls Were Holy But See What Dis One Did...18+ by AndyBlazePenis(op): 8:26pm On Oct 08, 2014
SMALLPENIS:
may the god of smallpenis be with you gringrin
and also with yuu my ancestorangry angry


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RomanceRe: I Thought Church Girls Were Holy But See What Dis One Did...18+ by AndyBlazePenis(op): 1:35pm On Oct 08, 2014
SMALLPENIS:
Blaze, Is that you huh
why did you carry my surname? I mean "pen.is" huh
You are my ancestral father grin grin
FamilyRe: A Thread For Only Sons by AndyBlazePenis(f): 12:51am On Oct 08, 2014
Una papa sperm stingy
RomanceRe: Love Has Taken Me To Europe, But Now I'm Suffering..please Help Me by AndyBlazePenis(f): 12:50am On Oct 08, 2014
which kain mumu girl be this . grin grin
EducationRe: Funny Pictures Of People Studying by AndyBlazePenis(f): 12:46am On Oct 08, 2014
DikSin:
grin Why ya odolondolo come dey dance skelewu? grin
Abi na blue film u dey read? gringrin
Hahahaha odolondolo
RomanceRe: I Love My Girlfriend, But See How Her Villagers Want To Chase Me by AndyBlazePenis(op): 12:44am On Oct 08, 2014
adeowo84:
lool....thanks for d info...i just finish chatting with my own orlu babe now o and me b yoruba guy....wisdom dem say is profitable to direct...guy make we run together o
Yes oo...let's go to maiduguri and pick shekau sisters
RomanceRe: I Love My Girlfriend, But See How Her Villagers Want To Chase Me by AndyBlazePenis(op): 12:40am On Oct 08, 2014
urhoboman:
Andyblazepenis how did u xcape from andyblaze's boxer?
He wear tight pant. I tear it and come after ur girlfriend ass
RomanceI Love My Girlfriend, But See How Her Villagers Want To Chase Me by AndyBlazePenis(op): 12:02am On Oct 08, 2014

Hello. I have been dating my girl for about five years
now. I proposed to her and she agreed to marry me.
However after fixing the date from the traditional
Wedding, her parents are asking for five million
naira as Bride Price.
I told my girlfriend to appeal to them to at least
reduce it to two million but her parents refuse.
They say its an extended family decision like her
Uncles and other relatives. I don’t understand. I love
my girl and she loves me. She’s from Orlu, Imo
State. I need your advice. Thanks



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RomanceI Thought Church Girls Were Holy But See What Dis One Did...18+ by AndyBlazePenis(op): 11:41pm On Oct 07, 2014

Gud day pals,plz dia is diz gal in ma church dat I got
to knw tru a lady frnd cos am nt alwayz jovial in
church,I jst go home after church n I dnt attend any
youth meetn or program,she got ma num tru ma lady
frnd and added me on watssapp.we chat bt she
hasn't cald me though we chat n I av cald ha one's n
is been lyk 2monts since we met,I like ha n I av told
her abt it she keeps sayn tnx n al daht,lata she said
am nt serious cos I only ask her out online,bt weneva
I want us to meet n talk she is nt always free so I
stopd,after sme wiks I askd her out again she said
she is nt ready til nxt year wen she is done wit sec
skul,she 17 bt looks 20 cos of her body.am actualy nt
serious abt her cos I av a lady am dating n she is
older dan me wit yrs bt I cnt show dominion or
superiority over her cos she is older,n she wil skin
me alive if she hears am datn her cos she gave d gal
ma num in church cos she knws am close to d lady bt
she is nt aware of our excapade.dnt knw if I cn
handle d both,wat do u tink pals insults r welcmed

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Jokes EtcI Propose To A Poor Girl In My Village, See Her Family Reaction (PICTURE) by AndyBlazePenis(op): 10:26pm On Oct 07, 2014

Since I return to village last month I have been to cell and out and now I decide to forgave the girl who her brother put me in cell. I went to propse to her yesterday. Wow I can believe just because my Dad is Igwe her whole family feels honoured and celebrate it like a festival with this food galore.

Should I marry her?
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RomanceRe: I Caught My New Girlfriend With Native Charms!! by AndyBlazePenis(f): 9:42pm On Oct 07, 2014

Unibenstudent nothing do you, ride on!


Pals,what is the meaning if your girl friend tells you
that "you are Ol*ko sugar"
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