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I don't know where to post this. Early last morning I and my tour mates visited the park at canberra and we accidentally hit a giraffe and it died. Please I feel so bad for the death of the animal, how can I appease the gods of Australia
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I am not quitting anything jor!! ![]() I domt know d right section to post this but I need help Please palz help me out! I discovered that atimes if i am urinating or done urinating in any restroom, my face will becomed blured n my eyez tunning to d extent dt i will fall down unknowingly as if i hav urinated all d water in my system and injured myself. Once i stand up, i have to drink water to replenish my system. This happen to me once in a while and i cant figure out what is happening. Matured mind only! #BITG |
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pals please kindly advise, am a working class guy of almost 29 years of age am in love with too ladies the first one is a witness and she said she cant marry whom is not a witness. I feel for her to the extent that if I dint hear from her within 6 hours I will be having temperature and all my system will change so also she feel the same the worst aspect is that when she is missing me she called me, we cant do without calling each other at most every 3 hours and she have been insisting she cant marry me all because am not a witness. The second person which I love most is in love with another person insisting she has whom she is dating and every time I back from office I do not happy because am always lonely at this ponit please what should I do ![]() #BITG |
Good evening NL'ers, pls i need ur advice on an issue... Am priviledge to be an instrument in God's hand, so i went for a ministration in a white-garment church one day nd i met a lady who collected my number as to be my frnd... Later she started to create feelins for me nd she made it known to me, she knows my fiancee nd as time goes on she said 'I knw u wont marry me, buh atleast let me have a kid for you...' i went mute for days over d talk nd i later resolved to lettin her off my path as soon as possible especially wen my God revealed to me dat she is not mine.... Ever since then she has been takin my name around to use force on me to marry her at all cost nd also workin tirelessly to see dat I nd my fiancee splits-up... I thank God for the grace HE has given me:... Pls pals should i pay her back with her evil-act or just let her be..... Mind u I told my fiancee all about d girl:..... ![]() #BITG |
Crocz:I live in a church compound |
SMALLPENIS:The one you dash me big pass the sum of all my former prick..thank U my ancestors |
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Hy friends..pls help me out..there is this pastor daughter that I love more than my life itself..I did so many crazy things just because of the love I have for her..we romance and flirt inside church during nite vigil,all her brodas and sisters love me just becus am dating their sister,but this girl is a cheater,when I first approach her,I asked her if she have anybody special to her apart from family members,she said no,and I asked her out nd we started dating on the first day of dis year 2014,I later discovered that she is also dating 8 guys,but because I really love her,I endure thinking one day she will change for good,I ave been accused times without numbers at the police station anytime she goes missing for a nite,but only her brodas nd sister knows about our relationship nd her parents does not know about it,even all her friends supported me in every way possible,some even went ahead to report d gal to her parents with d names of the 8 guys she is dating,I love her to d extent that I went ahead to do what has never been done before,I went ahead to her parents and told them that am the one dating their daughter which was shocking to them,d only tin they could utter is that we should stop it,d same day we were asked to stop it dat same day,she still came to my place and we talk and romance for sometime,I told her I was going out of town for two months,she said it even better,that she wants my face to be scarce for sometime,I travelled since august and she did not e even bother to call me and now it september almost two months,I always called my friends over there to check on her nd even wanted to talk to her,but she refuse to pick my calls,her friends both boys and girls told me that she now moves with busty and rich men..which hurt me a lot,now am all over her,on the 27 of september is my grandmother birthday and she knows am going to be present and she have been calling me since last week trying to ask when am I coming..pls friends I know this post is preety long,but I really need ur advices and comment cus they will really help me..part of me still want her nd d oda part just want her body cus ave not sleep with her yet..pls advice me on what to do.. ![]() #BITG |
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which kain mumu girl be this . ![]() |
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adeowo84:Yes oo...let's go to maiduguri and pick shekau sisters |
urhoboman:He wear tight pant. I tear it and come after ur girlfriend ass |
Hello. I have been dating my girl for about five years now. I proposed to her and she agreed to marry me. However after fixing the date from the traditional Wedding, her parents are asking for five million naira as Bride Price. I told my girlfriend to appeal to them to at least reduce it to two million but her parents refuse. They say its an extended family decision like her Uncles and other relatives. I don’t understand. I love my girl and she loves me. She’s from Orlu, Imo State. I need your advice. Thanks #BITG |
Gud day pals,plz dia is diz gal in ma church dat I got to knw tru a lady frnd cos am nt alwayz jovial in church,I jst go home after church n I dnt attend any youth meetn or program,she got ma num tru ma lady frnd and added me on watssapp.we chat bt she hasn't cald me though we chat n I av cald ha one's n is been lyk 2monts since we met,I like ha n I av told her abt it she keeps sayn tnx n al daht,lata she said am nt serious cos I only ask her out online,bt weneva I want us to meet n talk she is nt always free so I stopd,after sme wiks I askd her out again she said she is nt ready til nxt year wen she is done wit sec skul,she 17 bt looks 20 cos of her body.am actualy nt serious abt her cos I av a lady am dating n she is older dan me wit yrs bt I cnt show dominion or superiority over her cos she is older,n she wil skin me alive if she hears am datn her cos she gave d gal ma num in church cos she knws am close to d lady bt she is nt aware of our excapade.dnt knw if I cn handle d both,wat do u tink pals insults r welcmed ![]() #BITG |
Since I return to village last month I have been to cell and out and now I decide to forgave the girl who her brother put me in cell. I went to propse to her yesterday. Wow I can believe just because my Dad is Igwe her whole family feels honoured and celebrate it like a festival with this food galore. Should I marry her? ![]() #BITG
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Unibenstudent nothing do you, ride on! Pals,what is the meaning if your girl friend tells you that "you are Ol*ko sugar" ![]() #BITG |





