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Technology Market / Receiving Money On Payday by Andyjoy(f): 2:26pm On Mar 09, 2023
Hello everyone,

Please I need an explanation on how one can receive funds from an international bank via Payday Virtual account.

I'll appreciate responses please.
Jobs/Vacancies / Quantity Surveyor Needed by Andyjoy(f): 10:37am On Jul 23, 2021
Urgent Vacancy

A Property Development Company located in Ikeja is in need of a Quantity Surveyor.

Responsibilities
• Preparation of Bill of Quantities for buildings
• Preparation of Materials and Labour Schedule for Building and other construction projects
• Inventory Management
• Work Assessment and Review of claims
• Keeping and updating market prices of major building materials
• Interim and Penultimate product valuation
• Preparation of project account
• Prepare resources for work packages
• Advice on procurement of materials and labour

Requirements
• 1st Degree in quantity surveying,
• 2-3 years’ experience in related field
• Proficient in computer skills and Microsoft Office Suite
• Able to analyze financial records and apply data to improve results
• Strong aptitude for numbers, spreadsheets, and financial reports

Interested and qualified candidates should send CV to: hr.biufort@gmail.com using the Job title as subject of the email.
Only qualified candidates will be contacted.
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancy For Graphic Artist by Andyjoy(f): 1:18pm On Jul 12, 2021
Urgent Vacancy!!
Job Title- Videographer/Graphic Artist
Location- Ikeja
Industry- Construction

- Ability to operate a drone
- Knowledge of Adobe Photoshop, illustrator and other design tools
- Knowledge of GIF banner creation
- 2 years experience creating digital designs
- Candidate must reside within or around Ikeja

Interested and qualified candidates should send CV to: charis0consults@gmail.com using the job title as subject of the email
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancy For Real Estate Sales And Marketing Executive by Andyjoy(f): 12:39pm On Jul 12, 2021
Sales/Marketing Executive
Industry – Real Estate
Location – Ikeja, Lagos Mainland
- Bachelor’s degree in business management, finance, marketing, or any other related field.
- 2-3 years’ experience in Real estate sales and marketing or management (on mainland preferably)
- Ability to create and appropriately close sales leads to ensure vital documents are signed and payment received thereby adding to company portfolio
- Excellent Communication and Negotiation Skills
- Ability to mediate between buyers and management to ensure win-win situation for all parties
- Oversee the promotion of property sales both online and offline.

Interested and qualified candidates should send CV to: charis0consults@gmail.com using the job title as subject of the email
Properties / FHA Housing Scheme by Andyjoy(f): 1:36pm On May 19, 2015
Hello Everyone,

Please does anybody know about any federal housing scheme in lekki phase 1. I need urgent confirmation.

Thank you.
Business / Re: Honeywell Business by Andyjoy(f): 9:45pm On Aug 07, 2013
Please Contact me on 08127147160.
Business / Honeywell Business by Andyjoy(f): 8:20pm On Aug 06, 2013
Pls can someone link me up with anybody who works with honeywell plc especially the factory dat produces pasta, semolina, wheat and noodles. I want to discuss business. I will really appreciate the connection.

Thank you.
Jobs/Vacancies / Part-time/weekend Jobs by Andyjoy(f): 7:15am On Jun 29, 2011
pls,i need a wkend job-sat nd sun- dt can help me kp busy nd fetch me some money 2fend 4myself. Pls can anyone link me up?
Pls Call 08065521255
or email joicend@gmail.com.
I count on dis noble house 2help out.
Thank you
Properties / Re: 3 Bedroom Flat To Let At Ojodu For 150,000 Per Annum New! by Andyjoy(f): 6:40pm On Jun 20, 2011
numbers are switchd off. Pls wat part of ojodu is it. Post a reachable number
Properties / Re: Mini Flat,2bedroom,3bedroom,duplex To Let Around Ikeja, Maryland Magodo Axis Con by Andyjoy(f): 12:20pm On Jun 19, 2011
can u gv d precise location nd price of d 2br flat. Thanks
Properties / Re: Flats To Rent In Alapere Ketu by Andyjoy(f): 6:09pm On Jun 08, 2011
Please where exactly is idera at.
Properties / Re: To Let: 2 & 3br Flat@ Ikosi Ketu. by Andyjoy(f): 7:19pm On Jun 07, 2011
Is it negotiable. Can the 2br go for 250k. Please reply
Properties / Re: Rent Mee: NEW 2NOS. BLOCK 2 Bedroom Flat @ Agiliti, Mile 12. N200k Per Annu by Andyjoy(f): 7:29pm On May 06, 2011
pls can someone in d house throw little light on ow d environment of dis agility in mile12 is 2help me get a pic if its d kind of area i wld like 2live in. I wil apreciate.
Properties / Re: Mini Flat For Let In Itire Surulere by Andyjoy(f): 6:12pm On Jan 13, 2011
Can you get a mini flat of that price at berger or environs.

Urgent pls.
Properties / Re: Office Space,Shops,Self contain,Mini-flat,2,3,4 bedroom Flat and Duplexes to let by Andyjoy(f): 5:59pm On Dec 01, 2010
Do you have any property in gbagada,anthony,maryland,ogudu or ketu that goes for abt 250-300


Then, Wat's the features of the mini flat.
I am interested in dt one

Can u please mail me on joicend@gmail.com.
Romance / Re: Disturbed, Did I Get It Wrong? by Andyjoy(f): 4:44pm On Mar 25, 2010
Everybody is crucifying me. The person in question is very far from where i stay right now so there is no question of cheating. Its just dat i got to know dat he wld soon get married and i suddenly felt like i was losing something. I love my boyfriend greatly and hope to marry him soon. However, I havent noticed any negative behaviour in the part of my boyfriend.
Romance / Disturbed, Did I Get It Wrong? by Andyjoy(f): 5:04pm On Mar 06, 2010
Hi all,

I don't know if I got this all wrong. I told my boyfriend that I had some feelings for another person. He felt very bad but we talked about it and it seems that all is well.I however feel that this might have caused or will cause a scar in the relationship. I really don't want to leave, I see a future with him, but I dont know if I have used my hand to spoil something beautiful.

Please your contributions will be appreciated.
Romance / Re: He Wants Me Back by Andyjoy(f): 12:12pm On Feb 16, 2010
airbook:

The arguments have been on silly things. First one was on argument on why he didnt want me to come over to his place a particular weekend. Second was because i caught him staring at a group of white girls in a mexican restaurant he took me to and i told him. And he got angry. He said he was not staring. He was only looking at the food on their table to see if he could order the same or something similiar for us.

We had a great relationship. He loved me, cared so much about me and he was always there for me. I have also been a great babe. Faithful, loving, caring and well behaved. But with two consecutive breakups cry cry cry am just confused. the past three months have been diffcult for me. I think about him all the time and i shed tears within

see loff oh shocked grin, so these were the reasons you guys broke up. I think you both are really in love but really immature. I suggest you take him back but you both hv to work on growing up and getting mature. Set standards and limits, talk about a lot of things and learn that every arguement must not lead to a break up. My two cents. lipsrsealed
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Still Selling Very Cheap Laptops by Andyjoy(f): 12:19pm On Feb 11, 2010
Pls, where are u located. I am interested.
Jokes Etc / A Lawyer In Heaven by Andyjoy(f): 2:26pm On Jan 25, 2010
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer - you're in the wrong place."

So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer up there in heaven?"

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Romance / A Very Official Letter by Andyjoy(f): 2:11pm On Jan 25, 2010
To
Juliet
Grade 7.0 S.M

Subject: Offer of love!

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. At 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.

However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation, wink grin

Yours sincerely,
Romeo (HR Manager)


This is how it should be done, to avoid heartbreaks and the likes.
Guys/Ladies what do y'all think. smiley

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Properties / Re: Hurry Now! A Genuie Land At Very Cheap Price by Andyjoy(f): 1:57pm On Jan 25, 2010
Pls can you give more details on the plot of alnd at otta, behind canaanland.

I am interested.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Cheapest Laptops For You by Andyjoy(f): 12:49pm On Jan 23, 2010
Hello,

Where exactly are u located. I am intersted in the Pentium M. You can reach on perpetua200247@yahoo.com. Pls send ur details. TNX
Poems For Review / Used Vs Loved by Andyjoy(f): 12:02pm On Jan 23, 2010
USED vs LOVED

While a man was polishing his new car,
his 4 yr old son picked up a stone
and scratched lines on the side of the car.
In anger, the man took the child's hand
and hit it many times not realizing
he was using a wrench.

At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers
due to multiple fractures.

When the child saw his father,
with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?'
The man was so hurt and speechless;
he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times.

Devastated by his own actions, .
sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches;
the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.

Anger and Love have no limits;
choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely
life & remember this:
Things are to be used and people are to be loved.
The problem in today's world is
that people are used while things are loved.

Let's try always to keep this thought in mind:
Things are to be used,
People are to be loved.

Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character;
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

I hope you have a good day no matter what problems you may face
it's the only day you'll have before it's over. wink smiley
Career / Live A Balanced Life by Andyjoy(f): 1:40pm On Jan 21, 2010
Don’t just have career or academic goals. Set goals to give you a balanced, successful life.
I use the word balanced before successful. Balanced means ensuring your health, relationships, mental peace are all in good order.

There is no point of getting a promotion on the day of your breakup. There is no fun in driving a car if your back hurts. Shopping is not enjoyable if your mind is full of tensions.

"Life is one of those races in nursery school where you have to run with a marble in a spoon kept in your mouth. If the marble falls, there is no point coming first. Same is with life where health and relationships are the marble. Your striving is only worth it if there is harmony in your life. Else, you may achieve the success, but this spark, this feeling of being excited and alive, will start to die. ……………….

One thing about nurturing the spark - don't take life seriously. Life is not meant to be taken seriously, as we are really temporary here. We are like a pre-paid card with limited validity. If we are lucky, we may last another 50 years. And 50 years is just 2,500 weekends. Do we really need to get so worked up? …………….

It's ok, bunk a few classes, scoring low in couple of papers, goof up a few interviews, take leave from work, fall in love, little fights with your spouse. We are people, not programmed devices, " smiley

"Don't be serious, be sincere."!!
Family / Re: Why Don't Nigerian Parents Listen To Their Children? by Andyjoy(f): 11:51am On Jan 06, 2010
@ all

This issue has been a burden in my heart recently. Situations where we believe parents or 'elders' as they call it are never wrong when we all know that growth in age does not in anyway equal to growth in wisdom. I believe we all can agree wt me dt the things our parents learnt in 5 yrs, we hv bn able to learn in 1 or less year. The 'elders' should even pray that we get better than them in all facets of life and not try to choke us up with their ego and ignorance. What we need is guidance with space, when we make mistakes, we should be corrected in lov and not frustrated cos we are still learning.
I will be a parent one day and I pray I won't join in this trend of frustrating my children, Amen.

God help us all.
Health / Pimples Palava by Andyjoy(f): 9:42am On Nov 25, 2009
Hello doctors and health people in the house.
I had a lot of pimples when i was younger and so i dealt recjklessly with them causing serious spots and holes on my face. Now i need to know if there is anything i could do to make my face smooth again without side effects. I'm more particular about the holes, is there a way to level the skin on my face again? I am 25yrs now and its really troubling me. cry embarassed

Hope to recieve replies soon.
Thanks
Career / Re: Calling All Cipm Students! by Andyjoy(f): 5:54pm On Nov 09, 2009
Hello landers,

I intend to write intermediate II in Feb, 2009. My challenge is dat i don't hv time for lectures cos of my job. I hv actually postponed it for a long time cos of it and i decided dt i must do it in Feb, Infact i hv registered already. Please I need someone to help me wt past questions and adviced on where i can do parttime lectures arround Ikeja to help me prepare.

Awaiting ur responses. Please keep them coming.

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