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Tboy1419:
. Gbam, you just broke down the ice, na waiting them for talk be this, make church for close since, now the matter they stretch go page 6, I go follow them.

lol you are silly

Andali:
OK dear...am following ur story...plz if Diaz any changes do come & update OK.

okay baby

Everyone has a price. That is the honest truth.

I made an original post here https://www.nairaland.com/5885865/keep-getting-wet-young-guy/2#90052213
Well so as I found out, my cousin's friend is a twin. My own cousin is actually dating one of the twin...and I got to find out that the other twin (the guy m crushing on) is actually 20years only one month younger and my cousin only lied about his age to not make me have interest. This is not because he's protective of his big sis but because we both have this 'love' thing going on lol. It is another story but don't worry he's a second cousin and we have things in check.
Anyways i had to dig deeper about my cousin's friend cux i knew he can't be 17yrs and also cux i was beginning to love him. I knew my cousin must have lied about his age cuz they are both final year students in a five year course. (like you don't expect me to believe he got into the university at the age of twelve right?)
Some of you were calling me terrible names and all that...like wow! Really? we can't be civilized for once?? telling exactly how i feel doesn't mean i should get criticized. Just give your opinion and honest advice.
Still haven't seen the guy but I met his twin...their dad is a pastor and the twin...she is a very nice person. She gave me a very good reception.
My cousin is not buying all these developments at all so last night he actually spilled it out to dad...who gave a funny reply. He said he was already getting worried that i have no guy around me but i keep lots of girls as friends...he added that if the report is true then he is going to be a bit relieved lol.

I really look forward to seeing this guy...Possibly...he's going to read this. My cousin is a huge fan of nairaland and he helped me open my account. He uses it a times too. So maybe his friend is a fan of this forum too. Just saying...

zexy2030:
I have been crushing on you, since I knew on this platform that u r sapiosexual. Can I show up now?

uhmmm but why will you crush on someone like me....

JOACHINpedro:
Madam, that boy never reach 18 o.

i know right

SATANworshipsME:
u are just an upcoming olosho. please learn to watch yout toto after sex to avoid it smelling like these girls on cdedruns

whatever that means please let's be civil here..M not like that

Ningen:
Shit.

ah ur scaring me oo

donbachi:
There is no problem.go on with him...hope u wont come here tommorow to cry and complain how, him give u belle and stopped picking ur calls..e don dey sweet u.

uhmmm sex scares the daylight out of me

Makavelli25:
Forget this op and her post

Look at the link in my signature

hi...i will look at your link okay? but i am in a dilemma here

Actually I am a sex expert myself and i have given a lot of great advises to my friends in the past.I am also a student in the medical field and I am quiet good at what I do. I am not a typical 'holy' or 'deeper life' girl but I am not wayward at all...I only do two things, business and facing my studies.
So I am just saying I don't do celibacy but i don't go around for sex either. In fact if virginity mean you have not been penetrated, then I am a complete virgin. Back in high school days the guys in my class - I stroked their ding dong though...but i have rules...no matter how moved you are, there must be no touching. The thing is while I did it for fun, I was never moved in anyway. I never, even for once thought a guy's antics could move me. It happened maybe once or twice though but the few instances when my hormones were making me super sexy were those times when i was with fellow female classmates. I am not a lesbian seriously but I doubt if i can resist the touch of a girl. Okay, it is what it is...but really I don't see myself that way.
So that was me while growing up. Being an endowed lady (backside) with a moderately firm standing b*** got a lot of 'sex-her' looks...like every guy in the street keeps making you out to be a sex tool or something with their probing eyes...twas so annoying then later funny...then later...i felt proud of it cux every I go, it's like some sort of attention or something. Well it also means why freedom was restricted.

So recently, i started noticing big changes in me...not physically but mentally. The feelings for guys seem to be overwhelming me now. I still fancy my girlfriends though even in a much romantic way but this man feelings...it's stronger now. It all started two weeks ago during these lockdown orders. I was on my bed with a bum-short and maybe a very transparent top when my cousin just walked in...He wanted to make his friend say hi
I quickly wrapped myself with a towel. Just as soon as my cousin was going to introduce him, dad called out to him from downstairs and he ran all along to answer the call. I beckoned on this new guy to have his seat by the side of my bed. It's only a nice thing to do right? And he looks young and innocent my cousin told me later on that he is only seventeen. A year younger to my cousin and three years younger compared to me.

So while my cousin was in the first guest receiving room downstairs, his friend and I had a long chat. Mostly about his studies and how my naughty cousin is doing in school. Somewhere into the chat, he passed a comment and said I have fresh laps and a cute face. I blushed and even hugged him...like really, i did all that feeling like oh my gosh! what a young innocent cute boy...bla bla bla.
But the real problem started when during the hug, this young guy actually pressed my boobs. Honestly I was dumbfounded. I had no idea what to do...and i felt some sort of electricity down my spine. Like i quivered and shivered
I started looking at him in a somewhat shy way. He quickly apologized...to which i told him calmly that he doesnt have to. Like I didn't even know why i told him that. Then he went on to ask if I have a boyfriend...I quickly explained to him that i don't do guys. He seemed to understand. He moved closer on the bed...rubbing my legs towards the zip of my bum! I had to gently remove his hand an stood up to start escorting him downstairs.
As i stood..he gently hugged me against the wall and actually tried doing a kiss...I tried avoiding it but later on gave in. Then i started wondering what was happening, I never believed i could do all of that with a guy...or was it because he is a young lad? senses came back into me...like...my cousin could actually run back inside anytime (that crazy boy always do that) So i pushed him back and was like stop this! But honestly by this time his hand was practically on my n*** one thing though I do not feel violated at all. In fact, I think I violated him.

We did went downstairs, had a long long chat with the family including all my cousins and he was very friendly. He did many amazing things and in all debate and argument we had, he was always taking my sides. In fact when my cousin and I were on the piano, he was humming to my own play and rested his arm on my shoulder all along. There was even a family fight we had and aiiish..there was a little rough play lol. He was just all over me.

Now thinking about all this...i get wet! last night i was twisting my legs even while at the dinning with the family just because i remembered him. Even my cousin is beginning to suspect cux I keep asking him when m going to see his friend again. I got his whatsapp contact but the dude has not been online for a week. Somehow this is not right is it? Give me an advice on how to get over this feeling....


I wrote an update here

https://www.nairaland.com/5888458/update-keep-getting-wet-17#90059151

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uhmmmm the bolded is deep.
Mazi will not like this
#AMAKA!

Holumhidey:
If to say i BE (LIEVE) LEAF in the nigeria police system, goat for don chop me....

hahaa...you make me laugh!

So just this morning on Nairaland i was reading about a lady who unfortunately lost her automated teller machine (ATM) card and now few days later, her UBA account was debited to the tune of 80K! Like 80K in this hard times is no joke.
What however caught my big attention is people advising her to go to the police and make a report bla bla bla.
I am not degrading the Nigeria police but when it comes to issues of money like these one, they are the biggest thief. The force has been riddled with old, diabolic thief crooks. They might collect the money for you but forget it...you won't get a dime. I am a living witness. Even if they release some part of the money then be rest assured you guys are sharing it 50/50

My advice, walk to the nearest EFCC office near you and lodge your complain....give them details of the transaction and evidence that you actually lost your card. They will not only help you get your money refunded, they might even help you get paid for damages and stress.
I STOPPED BELIEVING IN THE NIGERIAN POLICING SYSTEM LONG AGO.
TO EVERY POLICEMAN OR WOMAN READING THIS..IF YOU DON'T STOP THE HUMAN ABUSE, IF YOU DON'T STOP STEALING FROM PEOPLE, IF YOU DON'T STOP DESTROYING LIVES JUST FOR YOUR OWN GAIN....KARMA WILL FIND YOU...AND YOUR GENERATIONS TO COME.

Kingberbatov:
They do, me and my family once had that experience,
way back in 2006, we just moved to that apartment not knowing that a female copper just died in that compound,
her body had been moved to her state and buried but yet she always came back every night to disturb us,
until when our pastors came to pray for us, that was when she stopped coming

please tell me more about this. I am a researcher.

LagosBoi2:
I usually don't comment on nairaland but I took interest in this post because it seems I get the picture of what actually happened

Her ghost is still very much around, burying her may not end her presence because she is in what we call "angry mode" she is not disturbing other neighbors like that, it simply means you have something to do with her death maybe indirectly.

As you said, she is so close to your gf that she sleeps in your house sometimes and the first person she began to torment is your gf, according to my line of study. I may need autopsy to determine if she was poisoned and how and where she spent her Sunday evening to to determine if she was killed and who killed her because she was obviously killed silently. Those who died naturally do not hunt people close to them, highest that could happen is you will dream about her and she can pass any message to you in the dream.

I suspect there is a lot going on between your gf and her that you may not know. Women who keep neighbors as close friends will share top secretes. They are so close and she did not see her on Monday and Tuesday yet everything is cool until she started smelling, she is suppose to be the first to notice her dissapearance being a close friend and a neighbor not even her family or friends outside the compound are expected to notice first. I'm sorry if I am to investigate this, your gf is a primary suspect while you are the secondary suspect. I have said too much already. May her soul rest in peace.

You are an expert in this. I am very much interested in seeing how this ends too!

Mtola8:
Lion is no king of the jungle!! Lions do not even live in the jungle, Tigers do. A lion will get his ass whooped by a tiger 8/10 times in a one on one battle with factors like age and weight being same.

I know where you read this from...lol it has been debunked. Even in such ancient gladiator fights it was inconclusive...50/50
But lions hunt in packs, tigers are solitary hunters...so in the wild, lots of tigers have been killed by the lions including the Siberian and Bengal tigers (strongest of tigers). It thus became only fair to call the lions king of the jungle! No wonder lions were evacuated from kuranga park to save the tigers even when the tigers outnumbered them 3 to 1!
Another problem is that tigers grow naturally larger than lions...
Guy, get your findings right.
https://bigcatrescue.org/lion-kills-tiger-in-zoo/

This wikipedia page even said: In 1952, Juno the male lion reportedly killed 13 tigers and five lions.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_versus_lion

Cladez:
A living coward dieing slowly better than a dead hero?

tell me a better joke lol

when there is life ther is hope...
If u doubt me...and u really believe in your ideas...go to abuja and challenge the president lol...
So why dont u challenge him?? Ur a dying coward
pls dont tell me u dont have issues with mr. President....cux i will call u a coward!

spits

Cladez:
actually that is not your point and we aren't even on the same page

"" A lion who fights a bulldog would always have a scar on it's body ""

and you come about how a lion tore 2 bulldogs to shred and needing about 10 of them to face a lion lol.

my point is to actually have a try even if you get defeated atleast leave a mark to show your resilience........but you prefer not to have a go and die without a fight.

wow really nice having such convo with a lady.

don't fight until you are strong enough.
A living coward is better than a dead hero

Cladez:
Don't be deceived bro....a single lion can't match a buffalo.

Buffalos kill the highest number of lions in the wild.A lion is not the king of the jungle because he is the strongest but simply because he is the bravest.

you are right. We all know that. And that is my point...a dog will sweat and shit when it sees a lion! Also go watch how a baby tiger mauled a grown bull dog on youtube...with one easy sway of it's paw. Elephants are the strongest muscle for muscle...two grown female lions can maul it in a good ambush...and bufalos know that when the lion roars, it is time to run no matter how large their heard number is!
I am not 'bro'

squash47:
yea, but a lion who fights a bull dog, will always have a scar on his body.

you have not watched that documentary on youtube? Where a lion tore two bull dogs like shreads and the movie makers had to intervene to safe the rest of the dogs. These were heavily built dogs trained for the purpose. It was concluded that you would need about ten bull dogs to stand up to a lion. Ironically you only need seven rotts to do the same
the king of the jungle is no joking title

I love how you are tuning up his spirit.
Ants can unite to fight a snake,
grasses can be twined into a rope
all these are motivational bullshits. The reality is that
a dog will sweat and shit when it sees a lion!!