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As they flee or desert the North, guess where they and their "bandits" are headed to?!!!

Kwara and Benue have fallen already...!


The terrorism scourge is fast spreading into the South while we are here campaigning for another rigged election.

thesicilian:
Specialists have actually confirmed it. Many Urologists agree that frequent ejaculation helps reduce prostate cancer

Lol... It is actually better to eat foods rich in Zinc, Selenium and Lycopene (tomatoes, pumpkin seeds, etc) to prevent not just prostate cancer but all forms of cancer.

Yes, regular ejaculation is good but that doesn't prevent it entirely... Healthy lifestyle choices matter the most.

There are priests and monks who have been celibate for decades yet never had a single prostate issue... Yet there are polyamorous men coming down with it.



Let's stop creating and pushing needless fallacies to support our lifestyles...!

There is more than one way to kill a monkey.

These things don't mean anything to us in Nigeria...!

What matters include:

1. Tinubu winning 2027 election.
2. Not portraying Nigeria negatively online.
3. Lagos being a global economic center.


As long as the above 3 are in place, everything is okay with the nation.

BikoMERCYme:
Then sud donate all and last penny and stay happy as poor man for ever.....

The truth is... The concept of poverty is largely subjective.

Worshipping and making money the center of one's life doesn't guarantee fulfillment.

WhiteIverson:
Arsenal can win the EFL cup
At least that will be a consolation for missing out on the EPL trophy

The only trophy not sure for Gunners is the UCL...!

England titles are practically locked down for them.

ComeToJesus:
He should apply for internship at the Arsenal.

Even Arsenal don abandon that "Entertainment" format...!

Their eyes don clear.

Wealthyonos:
His job is already in the line. I will sack him next month

Nah... Yes, he had some hitches early in the season, but the team is on the mend and finding back their rhythm.

Matter of fact, they are on the rise again.

Man City wan just use Newcastle take ease the tension of that last Sunday game.


Second destruction of Newcastle in a row...! Surely, Eddie's time should be up this season.

Newcastle needs a proper proven manager next season.



...City is back to winning without Ballon d'OR winner starting.

Just saying.

When he dey plunge in and out, still cum inside, him no frown face o.

Who he wan leave the pikin for?!! For another man?!!


Two mumu children forming adult... Shit just got real.

I don't even kmow why I am laughing this hard...

chicfarmer:
The strategy is to encourage Chelsea to come at them and then land the sucker punch 👊
Chelsea mind go dey.

Angelfrost, behold the sucker punch
Chelsea still dey learn work where arsenal dey

Congrats to Gunners...! Good luck at the finals.

Arsenal with a full strength squad shouldn't be playing so laid back...!

The City is inanimate... It's not supposed to sleep nor is it meant to be awake.


It's a mega city with businesses running at various and odd hours... Which means residents will sleep at different hours based on the businesses they run or work for.

This is a sharp contrast to other cities where most businesses and offices open and close at uniform times.

Okay... Erm... Meet her for what exactly?!!

Not trying to be distasteful nor hateful, but what exactly are we celebrating these days online?!!

Like, how did the bar for being celebrated get so lowered?!!


We haven't even met nor celebrated those that cook for Presidents and Prime Ministers... Una wan come make celebrity out of person wey cook for a barely known "celeb".

Na wa for una o.

Again... I miss the good old days when Social Media was largely a meeting place for family, friends, and strangers having healthy discussions and sharing ideas.


Not what it has become today... Where anyone will just come up saying crap and sounding bold while at it.


...Or the ugly trend of "soft p0rn" being allowed by Facebook and Instagram, termed "GRWM" by imbecilic ladies for dull-witted sex-starved men to view.


Social media is a terrible mess today.

Lickinsidetoto3:
Bro na lie.. those girls na paid stunt by the performing act.... the entertainment industry is fake... na ladies wen one pr pay 50k to remove bra ones the said artist they perform.. no real lady does it... na pro advert if you know you know .... e don tey

You are just trying to be unnecessarily defensive...!

Yes, some artistes pay for such stunts, but this largely happens all the time.

You think made celebs like Ronaldo, Drake, etc, have the time and mindset to pay for such nonsense stunts?!! You think an average concert-going lady really thinks when emotions overtake their limited intelligence?!!

Just dey play sha!

Mtchewww... All I am thinking of is the SMELL.

Except the underwears are brand new and not worn.

When you own the country, you can afford to even stroll around with an RPG.

When I liken Nigeria to the Animal Farm satirical fable by George Orwell, I know precisely what I'm talking about.

femi4:
They can't do it with those scrappy wins

Tot or Westham will spoil the party

Tottenham especially... Those ones no just dey gree for any top team.

West Ham is fighting relegation which makes them very dangerous now.

So, that guy never ready to cut that hair.

dominique:
He's enjoying the attention and he's secretly wishing man utd does not win the remaining 2 games so he can start afresh

Na only you know how far...!

The idiat doesn't want United to win 5 games in a row... Cos if that happens, he will become totally irrelevant by the next game.

Mtchewwww... No go barb your head.

Dey there dey use Man United to catch cruise and gain followers.

United may never win more than 4 games in a row this season... They almost drew their last 2 games.

Lol... This is why I believe we should introduce mid-term elections in this nation.

That's the only way to curb this second term "dictatorship" and stupidity among elected office holders.

Sigh... Wetin okada dey find for Coastal highway, or any highway for that matter?!!!


Nigerians and lawbreaking na just 5 and 6!

Such anyhow human beings!

Smh!!!

These venomous snakes roaming about in Abuja...!

It should be a crime for any house not to be fumigated at least once every month or quarter.

SmartPolician:
Nigeria keeps disgracing us on all fronts!

It's hard defending this country

Seems easy for a lot of APC youths on this forum...!

From Buhari to Tinubu, they are just relentless.

As far as they are concerned, Nigeria is on par with even United States.

Not saying the hospital is lying... FMC still has good services.

But, this just goes to show that our Emergency Services remain less than zero across the nation, especially in remote places.

Remember the Anthony Joshua accident case!

Many lives would have been saved if our emergency services existed for medical and security incidents.

Wotowotoman:
All it takes is for Arsenal to lose one game against Aston Villa and then lose to City in April

Not this current Arsenal...

This title race is practically over.

Arsenal will be crowned in May.

Congrats to Arteta and Gunners jare!

Whenever it's your time, everything just falls into place... Your closest rivals start fumbling.


It's now left for Gunners to stay locked in and not lose focus at any point... Also, to avoid injuries to key players.

chicfarmer:
It's strange, they are doing very well in Europe.
I'm sure that's why the board have delayed his sack.

True... But, the issue is not entirely his making.

The squad is depleted and bereft of good players.

A team that won a top European trophy ought to have reinforced by getting proper players.

Italy is not a good place for most black footballers...!

I pray he makes his mark in Madrid... That Simeone's team is redundantly too defensive for my liking.

I wonder how he can thrive there.

I sincerely don't know how Thomas Frank is an improvement from Ange Postecoglou.


Spurs have been steadily declining since Harry Kane bowed out.

fergie001:
I don't watch this kind of games.... It's called a walkover!
3 goals, 3 points.

Game wey Fulham go draw as usual...!

Once they equalize, na to park trailer.