₦airaland Forum

Elusive001:
Evil to terrorists, their sponsors, and their supporters like you.

Newton2024:
Israel has started killing Iranian terrorists on Iranian soil. That's a good development.

caandi:
Well let’s hope he dies alone in this and doesn’t involve the innocent woman

poshestmina:
Go babe,Go!!!!
Lmao. If he's a Nigerian man ,you should demand for 2000% submissiveness!


If we're splitting bills 50-50 ,we should split submissiveness ,chores and any other things as well.
Soon enough ,they will be so many Alphamale online ,house horseband in real life.

Go babe,GOooo!!!

Jakumo:
I happen to regard those crunchy flies as a rare delicacy so having them readily available as they swarm my face in my jungle village is a blessing. Insects are packed full of protein, but with my fried flies a-la-carte, I like to excite my taste buds by sprinkling them on a serving of lightly sauteed bush rat garnished with onions and washed down with stale palm wine for good measure. Please do not disparage our culinary taste until you have tried some of our gourmet offerings during your next visit to the African hinterland. God bless Argentina!

Richtaiwo:
Nothing is free, the road to success is a rough one. The rougher the road, the greater the success. No free lunch anywhere, even in Heaven. On front page now is the report of two cocaine criminals who want to take short route to success. The naira will recover, headless mobs can cry blood.

Jakumo:
Abg no fess Oga. Na Nokia 110 handset man pikin dey take style dey manage for village here. This my bicycle mechanic work no move like before, as all my former customer dem don dey do yanga dey ride Okada go farm now.

Jakumo:
Inner city ghetto America is home to swarms of illiterate blacks who only talent in life is crime, incarceration in prison, and premature death at the hand of their own gun-toting homies.

These ghetto monkeys are easily identifiable in their natural habitat because they ALL wear trousers that are three sizes too small, which remain stuck around the knees of the coon, who is then at liberty to display their entire buttocks for the world to see. Luckily, wearing one's trousers down around one's knees makes running away from crime scenes virtually impossible, thereby making the job of police officers much easier. The California law that limits shoplifting prosecutions to items valued over a thousand dollars triggered an epidemic of smash-and-grab crime in the Golden State. That utterly insane law needs to be repealed so that these thieving coons can be sent to jail where they belong, and where free food awaits them all.

Ultimately, the habit of displaying pricey merchandise within the grabbing range of ghetto monkeys will go the way of the telephone booth, and be replaced by the retail sales model seen with some shopping outlets in the UK, whereby customers are only allowed to view the product line in color catalogs available in the retail store. After selecting the item they want from the color catalog and paying in full FIRST, a store employee then goes to retrieve the selected merchandise from a secure back room storage area, which is then handed over to the customer waiting at the counter.

Kukutenla:
Which American could afford $90k in 1979? As at 1979, the Gowon govt had implemented certain reforms that ensured civil servants in Nigeria could own cars, land and other such properties. The Udoji awards in 1972 changed the status of civil servants for good. I'm

The fact that the land in Lekki was undeveloped also shows that the owner incurred minimal cost in terms of building, maintenance and associated taxes. Houses depreciate over time. It is land, a fixed asset that appreciates NOT the house built on it. A three bedroom flat built in the 90s will attract lower rent than one built in the 2000s.

All this talk of omo onile is exaggerated. Omo onile can't do nada for a land with C of O and the right documents. The highest they can do is get money from you while building just to prevent cases of theft and arson but they have no business with your house once completed. Ditto the Oba. In the US system, you pay tax on those properties till you die!!

You're not correct. Property tax is paid by the owner of the property not the tenant. Even undeveloped land in the US attracts property tax. Who pays that? The trees? US property laws makes tax payable by the deed owner not a tenant.

Like I already told you and someone else here, the reason why our elites chose to acquire properties abroad is due to their corrupt dealing which demands that they hide the monies and of course, how they've pummelled naira value over the years. If naira could maintain same rate it had in the 70s and 80s against other currencies till now, no one, not even you will see acquiring properties overseas as a good thing. As a matter of fact, it is only African leaders and elites that I know who go about buying properties all over the world in different places. The motivation for that is usually to hide stolen wealth and not necessarily making business decisions.

Take Keyamo for example. His claim when the house he bought came to the fore is that he bought the house with money that's been lying in his account before he became minister. In other words, he suddenly got tired of seeing the money in his account and decided to invest it not in Nigeria but abroad. Anyone who believes that nonsense needs a knock on the head.

IbeOkehie:
Your ancestral home is occupied Nigerian territory, under the jackboot of the Nigerian Army. Sorry but that is the evolving truth of Nigeria with the spreading Islamist ascendancy in that country.

So are you a Christian or Omenala ? Dike anaaaagh abi? Abum dike, I have enough courage and spiritual fortitude to go my own way in life....but I'm not dead yet, I'm still alive and having a discussion with you. Maybe you think you're talking to a ghost?

Good Luck to Nigerians.

NwaNimo1:
Bello...

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sweetrace:
The EFCC chairman is doing exactly what he is supposed to do; be transparent. If every single person in government was transparent, Nigeria will be better.

Gerrard59:
It is actually an exciting discourse. I love it and have "followed" the thread sef. As long as the Internet exists and there exists a growing number of Nigerians in the abroad, we would, and should, get more of these threads. It is a good one, considering Nigerians are not known for being open and honest on financial issues.

I hope to contribute to such topics in the near future.

franchasofficia:
I will respond to you in details.

I am writing from experience too, and I am sure my experience far outweighs yours for so many reasons.


First, I don't live abroad permanently, I have the advantage of being on both sides which gives me a better understanding and leverage than you.

Rented apartment in Nigeria is not profitable you are very correct with that based on experience too. But not that you will build a house with 40million and collect 500k annual rent that's fallacy, except you built a mansion in your village. House rent in Lagos Mainland (Ikeja, Ajao estate, Anthony, Gbagada, Oshodi, etc) and even Island is not childsplay, you can recoup your investment in like 10 years.


In most of these areas, a 3bedroom flat is rented between 1.5m to 2.8million a year. If you used 100million to build a storey building of 4 flats, if you collect 2.5m per flat multiplied by 4 that is 10million, if you do it for 10 years you have recouped your investment. Rent increase is also rampant in these areas, I speak with experience as one that have....



Buying lands is far more profitable in Nigeria, that is absolutely correct because I do advocate this, and I have mentioned this in my previous comments months or years back here. I also said it here. I say what I do. I advice people based on what I have done not heard. I own lands in various states in Nigeria and I know it's very profitable to buy lands in Nigeria, especially in fast rising city areas.


Now let's go back to mortgage abroad. I have never got one before and dont plan to until I am ready and will definitely be buying outrightly, my elder brothers did so and I follow some of their footsteps because they are highly successful.


I have had a relative got his property foreclosed by bank after he died and wife couldn't meet up, so where is the generational wealth? Mortgage is mortgage you guys should stop painting it otherwise. Abi the various news of foreclosure and stuffs abroad, na ghosts them get those mortgaged houses being foreclosed by banks and lenders abroad? I don't like anything loan; be it house mortgage, car loan, anything loan.


Everything I own, I own them 100% and that is what I advocate and commend. I don't like people that live their life on borrowing and loans. The bank lending you money doesn't love you, they are praying for you to default so they can foreclose your property, that is where and how they make more profit.



Many people abroad lose their mortgage properties to banks and lenders, please tell us why?


I will advice any Nigerian man living abroad to first invest in properties in Nigeria before going into mortgage housing abroad, I stand on my initial advice.


A friend and his wife made instant millions through Lagos property investment (build and sell in Lekki area) during Buhari regime that dollar first got its mad rise.


He and his wife quickly got loan in the country they lived, he came back to Lagos then, bought land and built two semi detached duplexes which they resold twice the loan they got and paid back the loan and owned the second semi detached duplex which they later sold and used the proceeds to enter fully into build and sell on the Island and today they are mega millionaires which he always thank God for that he wouldn't have ever made such money working and investing in abroad in a short period of time.



Being a smart Nigerian with intelligent/honest business friends around gives you an edge to make money from leveraging being abroad as a Nigerian.


Build and sell on Lagos Island made a lot of smart Nigerians living abroad rich overnight while the dull stubborn ones who think life begins and end abroad remain there working their asses off and mortgaging their lives in the name of dull investment idea of going into house mortgage.


There are lots of business ideas you can make so much profit from as a Nigerian living abroad by leveraging your living abroad as a Nigerian if you open yourself up to people in the know, which are far more profitable than going into mortgage to brag to your fellow average fellows that you now own a house, when in reality you don't actually own the mortgage house until you finish paying.

drstan:
lol i no be doctor so no license to withdraw. I don agree with am from a different angle sha.

Mcslize:
I have an antidote for stubborn sexual infections. Man made medicines are not created to completely cure sickness and diseases. Reason being that, the pharmaceutical industry don't wants to run out of business. Take this to the bank. I said it with my full chest.

Hospital drugs are only made to subside symptoms of sicknesses and diseases but not to cure them completely. That's why you need to turn to nature for complete cure.

Nature is powerful. Herbal medicine is the Koko. Don't let anyone deceive you. They will completely cure your sickness and infections. Unlike contemporary man made medicines.

If you don't see any sense in what I just wrote, then I am sorry. Just sit down and ask yourself, what makes you think hospital medicines can actually cure sickness? They can't, because if they create them to cure sickness and diseases completely, the pharmaceutical industry will completely shut down and run out of regular patronage because they will not be making money.

Do you see some senses in what I just wrote? If you do, then congrats to you for being able to think out of the box.

Nature and herbs is the way to go.

Any way; Kyng1, try this cream. Go and get Permethrin cream from the pharmacy and rub on it.

If you need the herbal treatment, let me know. I have never contacted any infection in my life and I will never.

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mosicola:
Go to casket maker and choose the size and shape of coffin that will fit you. Go home and show your people where you prefer to be burried. Go and lie on the bed and stretch yourself so that it will be easy to carry you to mortuary. Rest in peace in advance

jubrilELsudan:
YOU FVCK ASHAWO WITHOUT CONDOM

YOU FVCK THE ASHAWO WITHOUT CONDOM ON THE EVE OF YOUR WEDDING

2 DOCTORS TELL YOU SAY NA CHICKEN POX YOU GET

WELL WITH ALL THE SYMPTOMS YOU HAVE DESCRIBED...IT IS VERY OBVIOUS WHAT YOU HAVE IS FULL BLOWN STAGE 4 AIDS

CHICKEN POX IS ONE OF THE SICKNESSES THAT BLOWS OUT DURING FULL BLOWN AIDS

IF YOU HAVE WATCHED HOLLYWOOD MOVIES DEPICTING AIDS YOU WILL RECALL IN YOUR FLAT BRAIN THAT CHICKEN POX IS USUALLY THE SICKNESS THAT DOMINATES AN AIDS DIAGNOSIS

AS E BE SO MAKE YOU GO BUY COFFIN OOOO CAUSE NA DIE YOU DEY SO OOOO

RIP IN ADVANCE

garfield1:
LITTLE DROP OF WATER THEY SAY MAKE AN OCEAN. IF YOUR ASPIRANT HAS NO RECORDS LIKE THIS, PLEASE HIDE YOUR FACE IN SHAME

I challenge you all to go and verify then show us what your AI has done.

For the records, these are some of Monday Okpebholo's projects he did for Esan people before ever venturing into Politics;

He was an alternate government in Edo Central.

1. Perimeter fencing of Udomi Pry Sch Irrua.

2. Complete reconstruction of 3 classrooms and headmaster's office at Udomi Pry Sch Irrua.

3. Borehole at Ujabhole Community Irrua

4. Borehole at Afuda Community Irrua.

5. Borehole at Udomi Community Udomi Irrua.

6. Borehole at Ileh Community Ekpoma

7. Borehole at Emaudo Community Ekpoma

8. Borehole at Hausa Market Uromi.

9. Borehole at Idigie Community Uromi

10. Borehole at Ikekhen Community Igueben.

11. Reelectrification of Idumu Iyasele Quarters Ujabhole Uwessan.

12. Complete reroofing of Idumebo town hall Irrua.

13. Complete reroofing of Ukhun Grammar School Ekpoma

14. Donations of laptops computers and free internet facilities to first privately owned University in Edo Central Mudiamen University Irrua.

15. Provision of laptops computers to Sabo Tiger Montessori Group of School Irrua.

16. Donation of 5 sienna Security Vehicles and gadgets to Esan Security Network ( Esan Atanakpa).

17. Provision of Hilux Security van to Uzea Vigilante

18. Provision of Sienna Security vehicle for Uwessan Vigilante

19. Provision of Sienna Security Vehicle to Anti cult group Ekpoma.

20. Esan indigent Students Scholarship fund for undergraduate.

21. Esan International Students tuition fees support programme.

22. Iron and steel fabrication trainee and settlement scheme ( provision of welding transformers, other tools, Generating plant and set up of workshop).

23. Construction of section 3 of Ujabhole- Udomi road with side drainage and asphalting.

24. Provision of street lights at Udomi Community Uwessan -Irrua.

25. Cars gift to o

dreamxhaser:
Boss, will $100 be enough for 3 months worth of ADS?

Also assuming I don't do ads and I have a good number of books (let's say 20 books). Can they be generating $100 at least a month.

I want my books to generate the money for their ads themselves.

I don't want to touch the Amazon money now, I just want something I will build with time till i finish school.

So my plan Is to publish books, a lot of quality books. Maybe 20 books by December. Then if they can start generating something tangible ($100 per month). I will divert the money into ADS.

Mariangeles:
Such a beauty! 😍

Richtaiwo:
Reno is still holding them by their neck. As soon as he free them, they will run to come flood this place with tears.