₦airaland Forum

Nahunger:


In the new Results a devoted child prayed for 60 days and 60 night and scored 450 over 400
English 115
Maths 110
Physics 110
Chemistry 115

Let's crowd fund the global highest 🥋☺️

PlasmaTV:
Some people will soon come and CRY. At the mention of Peter Obi, demons will always manifest themselves.

Namaster:
You begged.
Your brother begged.
Your father begged.

Dude, your simpleness is GENERATIONAL.

No hope for you.

NwaNimo1:
7. Council approved a consultancy service for the reconciliation and expansion of the remittances to NITDA.

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wittywriter:
Wittyness

Skty:
No comments. Type am by yourself.

NeckingNgulping:
That's the princess of Onne. The daughter of late king J.D Osaronu of Onne.

Didijiji:
Make your mark....

Anywhere on the surface of the earth..

Don't be a passerby

Leave an indelible mark...

While we sojourn this earth

PlasmaTV:
Just watch as people jump on this and call all pastors false, however same people will turn a blind eye when pastors do CSR, give to the needy and do the work of the government.

Funny humans.

The article below was written in 2017. Read it,digest it and use your head before you start throwing stones at the church. Selah.

1. For many years, Deeper Life Bible Church (DLBC) has been feeding the poor for free especially during her Retreats - Bad for news.

2. Deeper Life builds a #3 Billion Naira Church facility to cater for her teeming multitudes-(The Church comes under attack for not giving the money to the poor by people who probably have never cared for others) Good for news!

3. Redeemed Christian Church of God develops a forest into a sprawling city (Redemption Camp) at no cost to the government helping to decongest Lagos-(No one is interested) - Bad for news

4. Christ Embassy inspires and sponsors hundreds of youths talented in the music ministry-Bad for news.

5. Churches establish universities ensuring that many otherwise jobless academics are gainfully employed - Bad for news.

6. Covenant, JABU, BIU and Landmark Universities are among the 10 cheapest private universities - Bad for news.

7. David Oyedepo Foundation now gives about N500 million annually in her 24 year old scholarship scheme to indigent students-Bad for the news.

8. Covenant University in less than 20 years ranks amongst the top universities in Africa ahead of many much older Nigerian Universities-Bad for news.

9. Pastor Adeboye and wife build rehabilitation centre in Epe for youths overtaken by drug addiction - Bad for news.
10. Adeboye and Oyedepo clock 50 and 35 years in marriage respectively-Bad for the news.

11. Pastor Chris gets divorced - news goes viral.

12. Sinach, Eben, Frank Edwards, Buchi, Samsung, Joe Praize all inspired by Pastor Chris-Bad for the news.

13. Daystar equips 20,000 kids as they return to school-Bad for the news.

14. Bishop Oyedepo subsidises transport fare in hometown to #20-#50 per trip-Bad for the news.

15. RCCG builds 80km road connecting Ikorodu with Redemption Camp/Lagos-Ibadan Expressway-Bad for the news.

16. Oyedepo builds #100 million Townhall in Omu Aran-Bad for the news.

17. Ayo Oritsejafor gives cars, money, Keke, sewing machines, grinding machines to the poor-Bad for the news.

18. Oritsejafor receives jet gift-(He must sell and give the poor)-News goes viral.

19. Winner's Chapel in FACT does NOT own 4 jets-(This is not good for them)-Bad for the news.

20. Pastor Adeboye flies to Zambia, Botswana, CAR, Rwanda in private jet-(He should have flown Nigeria Airways (sic)-News goes viral.

21. Winners Chapel 's gift consignment largest ever received by Rwandan Government - Bad for news.

22. Winners Chapel Accesses Koma Hills with provisions - plants school, church- Bad for news.

23. Olukoya, MFM provides cars and cash for 1st class graduates in Unilag yearly - Bad for the news.

24. Prisoners testify of how Church missionaries led them to Christ, became better citizens-Bad for news.

25. Winners Chapel gives provisions, food, cash to Osun workers after being owed 8 months salary by State Government - Bad for news.

26. Christ Embassy feeds thousands of children daily in her Inner City Mission Scheme (who cares)-Bad for news.

27. Red Cross commends Oyedepo for largest consignment of welfare aid asides government since Nigerian Civil war (who cares)-Bad for news.

28. Landmark University operates largest scholarship scheme among Nigerian private universities--Bad for news.
29. Bishop Oyedepo sits in Church owned jet (Perhaps he should be standing)-News goes viral.

30. MFM invests heavily in football-(who cares)-Bad for news.
31. Living Faith Church under investigation in UK - News goes viral.

32. Living Faith Church commended for financial integrity by UK authorities after probe, named as a good example for other NGOs-Bad for news.

33. Nigerian Churches attract largest number of tourists to Nigeria - Bad for news.

34. Nigerian Churches infrastructural development among highest in Nigeria-(who cares ) -Bad for the news.

35. Nigerian Churches now the foremost player in education at all levels in Nigeria-Bad for news.

36. Covenant University generates her own electricity - Bad for news.

37. Faith Oyedepo 'paralysed'-News goes viral.

38. Faith Oyedepo totally healed -Bad for news.

39. Christ Embassy provides succour for tens if thousands in Haiti - Bad for news.

40. Sierra Leonean President thanks Winners Chapel for relief package to citizens - (who cares) - bad for news.

41. Oyedepo jets out to Sierra Leone, Liberia and Ghana (he should have driven a car or ridden a donkey like Jesus)-News goes viral.

42. Deeper Life spends #1.2 Billion on overhead bridge to stem traffic (who cares)-Bad for news.

Depriest2020:
Goodluck looking timid as always, see how Ibori sat like the boss he is.

Emmastan291:
That comment you’re looking for use your hand and type it.

RingRoadMafia:
Mmesoma remains my G.O.A.T

Mmesoma and Tinubu has two things in common, guess it right and win 1K airtime instantly!

TruthsFM:
In the eyes of the law, there are just four members in the Rivers State House of Assembly. The 25 other members that voluntarily left their party were misguided. They've lost their seats according to the law.
— Femi Falana, SAN.
😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

IbeOkehie:
Yes o, it's like people don't actually take a little time to THINK and process the enormity of it all. In fact I casually mentioned it to a family member this morning, a hour or so ago and they were shocked...asking...are you sure?

Then a really deep insight..."well actually a person earning that amount in Nigeria will live about the same as a person earning that amount here in America" Very good insight, perfect translation! Goes to how easy it is to earn the money!!!

Now go through the posts here and see how Nigerian residents go into heavenly orgasms over someone earning ₦1 million per month, that's gives some passing credibility to the systematic surveys that show only 0.4% of Nigerians earn over ₦200K per month. Yes the survey was years ago, let's say that figure has doubled to ₦500K . It means that likely less than 0.5% of Nigerians earn over $300 per month.

And someone thinks it's OK to stay in give up an Anglo-Western work permit to stay in Nigeria and earn 650USD per month. Well, madness comes in different forms. Me sef don dey craze, I think I'm going back to Nigeria to start a melon farm. I know I will have many customers.

cc Gerrard.

Good Luck to Nigeria.

IbeOkehie:
₦1million = 650USD as of today.

With $650 in Nigeria you can live good amidst crushing poverty and insecurity, have servants and access to plenty of sex partners of dubious quality. Hmmmm, been there done that, it's tempting sha, for real. But it's $650.....this is just too bad. Na wa o!!!!

For $650 !!!! Lord, Deliver Me From Temptation....Amen!!! This is why I pray for the naira to recover, the temptation is tooooo muuuuchhhh

, I see melon farms everywhere

Good Luck to Nigeria.

Tallesty1:
Women: Men love sex.

Also, women spend more on intimacy gadgets than on any other gadgets.

Women: Men are cheats.

Also, women hate DNA tests and could start World War Five because of it.