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CanadaOrBust:
Na u sabi

CanadaOrBust:
Ask her if she has sisters or girlfriends like herself, let them dm guys let’s fall in love and get married (but they must be willing to move here - don’t wanna go to Yankee - seems too much money over there, which is not good for married life)

NwaAmaikpe:




Footballers have football age and so do brides.
This lady is obviously older than a Henry by far.

I doubt he had even perfected his crawling when she got her first period.
Anyways, it's his choice.

But I woulda preferred if he emulated Kanu Nwankwo and married someone from his tribe so he'd be certain of having a fruitful happy marriage.

Richdad50:


Someone once said in the dawn of the election victory in 2015 that President-elect Buhari may be the last president of Nigeria. I took the prophesy or missed statement I perceived at that time to be a little extra. Now, I believe we may be closer to total chaos the likes the country has never seen before.

Richdad

NwaAmaikpe:




The proscription of the Islamic Movement in Nigeria or rather the Shiite sect is a distasteful decision, an ill-thought out one and a violation of the fundamental human rights of it's members.
I wonder who even advices these people?


It is just as ridiculous as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom proscribing the Catholic Church in England.

When a people decide to be law-abiding, blind to the injustice they receive and utmostly docile; it is rather offensive for the government to push them so hard against the wall where revolting against such assault would be the only rational way out.

This administration should realize that the toughest battle any nation can face is not a war with world powers but a battle with its' own people.
Enough of the bridge burning.

AjalaDtraveller:
Loooooool this is so funny. Especially coming from someone who went to visit and never returned. Atleast I went on vacation travelled through some cities in 4 states and returned in two weeks as stated on my visa application before my visa was issued. I never ever discouraged anyone from traveling because I travel too, however that America I saw myself is far overrated whether you admit it or not. You open a thread discouraging people from coming to stay with the same visit visa you travelled with and stayed back ILLEGALLY. Such hypocrisy! I am not rich but I thank God for the grace to work, save, qualify for visas and I can comfortably choose to afford a vacation, buy my flight ticket, afford to shop wherever I want and afford to return. You said I went to a slum to eat. Good you admit that there are indeed slums in almighty America.
You better watch out for ICE cos they coming for you. The akata marriage you are arranging won't work this time.
Edit
I just went through your post, so I have been bathing with a pig, replying someone who had to be housed and fed when he got to America. Shame

aywhy93:
Imagine! Live in this den for a year..? All because you want to serve a country that isn't serving you. NYSC is a Scam... Only those who have completed it will understand.

The aspiring Corpers are always excited until they get into it too and taste the loads of inconvenience. What a cycle!!!

AkataWoman:
An online tourist. Just as I thought because it’s clear you don’t know what you’re talking about.

With everything you listed-whether it’s true or false—Americans still have a better quality of life than a Nigerian/African.

Most of us live in places that don’t have any of the issues you listed. In Nigeria the issues are unavoidable; you can’t escape them.

That’s why this forum is filled with threads on how to escape that place world leaders called a shithole and cemetery. You won’t find one website filled with Americans trying to lie, scam or get to Nigeria.

NwaAmaikpe:





Girls are masochists by default.
That's why a girl will throw herself at the guy who treats her like trash and despise the one who adores her.

They love it when they are abused and debased,
Sadly. In the open, all girls are hardskinned, no nonsense taking feminists.
But behind close doors, they are punch-receiving, boxers-washing, attention-hungry insecure beings who will do anything no matter how debased for a male's attention or for money.

hopefulLandlord:
let me also add that we should do away with the belief that a mythical Jew who was killed by three nails in a small Israeli village aeons ago died for the misdemeanors of the citizens of a country located off the coast of west Africa.

we should do away with the nonsensical and idiotic belief that snakes and donkeys once talked and a virgin gave birth

believing a valley containing lots of dry bones that's been there for years was given flesh and blood and they all rose (where did those raised bodies go from there?) is also as stupid

Believing that some conman named Jacob got his plain skinned cattle to look at stripped trees when copulating so they can give birth to stripped cattle and it worked!

Believing something must be true because its found in a book written by ignorant goatherders who had no idea where the sun went at night is pinnacle of stupidity


All these nonsense should be thrown into the trashcan where they belong

Ciaos:
Unknown person way dey receive gbola everyday and night no be belle dey worry am. Which one be unknown illness again. Hmmmmm!!!

sassysure:
Gbam indeed

Hope u will enter plane to lead

The people calling for revolution are obviously youths with no work.
Once they have something doing that gives them enough income, they will forget about Nigerian politicians
If the said youths are hand greased by the govt, case closed.
They will become praise singers immediately.

They learn from the elders

And no youth is ready for anything in Nigeria. We remain keyboard warriors

Ostrogoth:
I admire the dogged determination and tenacious focus of these Shiites, and I also support them because I see a soon to be terrorist group in their agitations and I believe that is good because as a southerner, I can't but wish additional troubles for the north in addition to boko haram and banditry since they have no better wish for the land of my ancestors than to make it a giant cattle colony!!!

Nanop1:
This are Muslims for u.. If the whole Nigeria was a Muslim country I swear our government no go dey do nonsense by now.. Every1 go don sit up among dem..

StillX10:
revolution loading

Ugosample:
I was hoping for a rebuttal from blastedhooligan.

apparently he has ran to take cover

philkay:
I think we should different between good and being outspoken. The two are different. Being outspoken doesn't mean the person is good

Backfornow:
I started out on the thread mad, then surprised when the lady showed up, and then entertained immenselyI. do quite enjoy his memes, he's pretty funny with them

Beautyaddy:
People need to learn how to take what they read on a faceless forum "with a grain of salt"

So yes, I have every reason to question the post from Onyinyechiakata.

AkataWoman:
So, is that really your Akata woman who showed up in this thread?