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jascon1:
bro mine was even worse. But am not 20ish. It was tiger blade with comb. Sakura or camala or shine shine would appear after undergoing that shaving operation. Then they will use snake fat/ori to garnish it. After then u will have a cold shower. Then Ur skull will feel like net in the wind. The next morning u apply Stella pomade, ori, or groundnut oil that was used to fry yam or Ankara before going to school. Even this clippers was only used for senior men not kids. Only when u go to the barbers shop to shave on special occasions will u enjoy the luxury of that clipper.

OMG! the penury yu suffered is unfathomable t

EzioAuditore
by virtue of your quranic quotations, i can observe that you are a very nature and diplomatic muslim and so i will like to interact with you as one... my questions are:
why do some muslims tend to despise adherents of other religions and label then as "infidels" or unbelievers"?
why has islam made christianity it's main object of criticism for the past centuries and making unruly statements above the bible such statement which if reverse be the case would have caused violent uprisings on the side of the moslems ()to

Cc: EzioAuditore
your hypocritical statement has been too long and tedious to digest... i'd like to bring to your notice that we christians are adherents to the teachings and virtues of christ who was a peaceful character and even healed one of the soldiers ordered to arrest him on the eve of his crucifixion, all the above excerpts from the old testament were carried out by the jews in the course of claiming the promised land and future military exploits carried out afterwards by the likes of david, maccabees, etc. were also for reclaiming this designated territory, and not for the purpose of aggresively enforcing a primitive religion on unwilling gentiles even at the pain of death..
muhammad himself allegedly massacred at total of 900 jews (his ancestral relatives, sons of abraham)

johnydon22:
uuuh..

taking a picture with the pope in no way potrays him as a christian... the pope has taken pictures with people such as:
mahatma gandhi (a budhist)
xi jinping, and dalai lama (a budhist)

0b1nna:
But bro, I already have the C of O na

na u sabi dat one o0o, as far as i'm concerned.. i've been an 'omo onile' since 3162 B.C
#itumo: i have undisputed access to whatever plot i choose without a C of O
DO YOU GET

*modified*
*boards a bus from okokomaiko 2 ikeja, about 2 sleep for 1 wk ahead of the carnival*
OMG!! STC thank god say i get beta foresight... anyway my fellow widows, \ i dedicate this piece of Poo to the #saynotoxenophobia campaign and our gallant op for spreading the Poo

this is what jamaicans call "what-a-gwan"

please pals, is it true that windows 10 has holographic display

fhranciz:
Broke people always think they have an opinion.

Broke people always think they have an opinion. - wizkid

fhranciz:
Broke people always think they have an opinion.

Broke people always think they have an opinion. - wizkid

Bonapart:
he said the kind of places he sees himself in his dream...

even though he finds himself in c brothel or a ritualist's den, its just a matter of his imaginations

tartar9:
Islam already has the answers to all questions

how valuable is human life
where does the universe ends
are there other extra terrestial creatures in space apart from us
can islam answer that/those

tartar9:
Islam already has the answers to all questions

how valuable is human life
where does the universe ends
are there other extra terrestial creatures in space apart from us
can islam answer that

Bonapart:
There are two things about wet dreams...
1: it has something to do with spiritual wife...daughters of jezebel
2: the enemy use it to cause set back and retardation in a man's life...
Your spiritual life is very low and you barely pray.
Revive your spiritual life and always fast and pray midnight prayers. Anoint yourself before you sleep...
*note*
If anyone come here and preach biology to you, tell the person he/she is a buffalo

i think this explanation you just gave is only applicable after the subject has long passed puberty stage.... but if he is just getting nature, then wet dreams is a result of hormonal exercises putting the gonads into work..
or can you prove to me that moses, david, and peter in the bible never ejaculated during their lifetime?

acenazt:
JESUS CRHIST OF NAZARETH. OP YOU and your SOURCE are obese LAIRS. When did Johna Get a Tomb??
And if he did have a Tomb why is it in Iraq and not Israel or Syria or Palestine? Na Mesopotamia(Iraq,Assyria,Medea and Persia) e go fall?? Bros fear God ohh

i agree with op, the bible never made mention that jonah returned back to israel from assyria. so maybe he might truly be there

Chukwugekwu:
u guys just dey make mouth when the war start don't run away ......u are here winning your dirty mouth idiott. .....

by virtue of your speech, it's obvious that you are a depraved refugee who is looking for shelter far from his hometown.
and as for the picture, i guess that indicates the way your father drank himself to stu.por before he copulated with your mum and eventually depositing his alcoholic sp.un.k (i.e you)into ha :-/ ;

rudedough:
"Igbo immigrant resident community in the Yoruba kingdom of Lagos in Southwestern Nigeria."

So i'm an immigrant in my own country? What the hell! This is absurd if not silly. I was going to vote for Ambode but i think it's time to put this immigrant nonsense to rest once and for all. I've changed my mind.

not in your own country but in another man's region/city how may ibo states are as accommodative as lagos

please there inscriptions should be posted on the islamic section and not here

ROSSIKE:
Come on shut up and get lost. Criminal charlatan. What special knowledge do you have that makes a contradiction ''make perfect sense''? What mysterious endowment do you possess to make the senseless and absurd ''make perfect sense''? You are a criminal, feeding fat off deception and lies, and hoping that people are too 'awed' by your fairytale inventions to seek legitimate answers to your bible's absurdities. Now take your fuc.cked up charlatan self and face the door.

wait a minute, i can sense that you are a muslim by virtue of your aggressive and uncivil mode of conduct...
why are other religions not permitted to post on the islamic section, whereas trouble-seeking muslims keep posting inciting criticism about other religions here..

it will only be just a while before olympus falls totally
https://www.nairaland.com/2244493/killing-sake-it-grisly-reality

it will only be just a while before olympus falls totally

Naijaphil:
The weather in Finland isn't that bad. You get used to it quite quickly. I live there right now.
If I were to immigrate anywhere, I would go to Brazil. It is a lovely lovely place and the language is simply exquisite

brazil is a more civil form of nigeria...
for me the country i'd love to visit is luxembourg