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PoliticsRe: Meet The Youngest Wife Of Alaafin Of Oyo, She’s Extremely Beautiful! by Angelou(m): 2:41pm On Jun 25, 2015
Insidous:
Hehe....Someone is pissed

Whether or not she is a mother. I don't care cheesy
it seems even the UI guys might have a bite from the hoe that happens 2 b your royal mother
PoliticsRe: Meet The Youngest Wife Of Alaafin Of Oyo, She’s Extremely Beautiful! by Angelou(m): 2:30pm On Jun 25, 2015
Insidous:
Imagine the Alaafin performing doggie on your mothercheesy


How dare you refer to someone's mother as a hoe? You are a bastard. A son of a gun!
is she even a mother yet, and even if she is, how is dat any of your business...... Ooooh! I see it seems someone is disturbed because am calling d moda of his future king a hoe... Anyway its such king dat is fit to govern over bastards like u........ Omo atohunrinwa
PoliticsRe: Meet The Youngest Wife Of Alaafin Of Oyo, She’s Extremely Beautiful! by Angelou(m): 11:49am On Jun 25, 2015
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Snapping A Policeman Collecting Bribe From Motorist by Angelou(m): 7:30am On Jun 25, 2015
Omotayor123:
Kai!!! Naija police, una no dey changehuh












Meanwhile...



ILOVE NAIJA I NO GO LIE!!! God Bless Nigeria!!! Na
only for Nigeria you fit win Aeroplane by loading
N200 MTN Recharge Card.
Very soon Etisalat go say recharge N200 and win a
big ship.
Then Airtel go com follow sey, recharge N100 and
win Benin Republic.
Glo, go just kuku say... Recharge N500 and win
Nigeria because their colour na Green.

Na only for Nigeria you go see fish
inside"MEATPIE"

Na only for Nigeria we dey count money after we
withdraw am from ATM because we no even trust
ATM machines.
Na only for Nigeria PHCN dey sey:-
Win a brand new GENERATOR if you pay your light
bill (wat a pity)

Na only for Naija people dey horn for traffic light
make e quick change from Red to Green.

Na only for Nigeria Pharmacy dey sell Coke,
Recharge Card, Chin chin,
Puff puff and beer.

Wetin you no see for Naija, you no fit see am
anywhere in d world...
Trust me.

Na only 4 naija you go find a graduate of
Mechanical
Engineering dey do him NYSC 4 Police station.

na only 4 naija you go see one person dey use
Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once.You be
Bill Gates? Abi na you invent internet?

Na only 4 naija you go see a graduate of law dey
work as generator repairer.

Na only for Naija u go buy coke, dem go say make
u no forget to return d bottle.

Na 4 only Naija, you go see
madman dey control traffic,
people wey their head correct dey
obey...

Na 4 only Naija, you go see advert from native
doctor on how to make quick money.

Na only for Naija u go wish somebody 'happy
birthday', he go answer 'same to u'.

Na 4 Naija obituary poster dem go say "MAMA
HAS RELOCATED"


.. im proud of dis my country we dey unique.
I take God beg u to SHARE dis message to reach
every body to love dis nation. grin grin tongue
for ur mind now u don crack joke abi?..... Upon all these ur long tori, na only 3 likes u get
CultureRe: Ethiopian Would Like To Know More About The Nigerian Culture. by Angelou(m): 8:36pm On Jun 24, 2015
Adamskuty:
Loool! At this somali charcant,we look down on y'all apes that can't even feed urself,infact y'all need to be eliminated from this world,cos y'all ain't contributing a single bit to this planet,disgusting parasites,even ordinary ants can produce theiir own food grin grin grin refugees everywhere,the greatest and highest numbers of refugees ever in this world history,what a pathetoic zoo filled with lliterate apes ,i wonder why no foriegner is in their jungle grin no one wanna mingle with them grin grin

are these things human?
somali11 what do u have 2 say in return for this assault :/
CultureRe: Ethiopian Would Like To Know More About The Nigerian Culture. by Angelou(m): 8:15pm On Jun 24, 2015
Beretta92:
See why I like Ethiopian girls? Beautiful!
the games begin 4rm here
PoliticsRe: These Women Really Need The Wardrobe Allowance More (photo) by Angelou(m): 3:31pm On Jun 24, 2015
Upnepaa:
*Grabs vaseline * cool
na ur type dey rape mad women.... Weytin dey charge u 4 dis sagging breast nw
PoliticsRe: President Obama Breaking His Fast At White House (pic) by Angelou(m): 6:37am On Jun 24, 2015
his full name is mubaraq hussein obama but he is a christian.. Although his father was a muslim from kenya, he went 2 church with his maternal grandma at hawaii
CultureRe: I'll Like To Change My Tribe To Yoruba- Veteran Actor, Larry Koldsweat by Angelou(m): 10:30pm On Jun 23, 2015
wexyee:
u. Re an ediot haters gon hate... otondo, ode, wawa, shege, onyara, mahaukaci, aja, kare,
all these attributes 4 only one pesin? Bros na u be GCFR?
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Loses Son In London? Daily Independent by Angelou(m): 10:20pm On Jun 23, 2015
Saklekplus:
I just heard that too, what a loss to ex-clueless president, I just love the boy........ am suspecting mama piss.... cry cry cry is this how she want to pay Jonathan for accepting the defeat ?, what a wicked winch woman (WWW), I pity that innocent boy cry.. .. RIP
why can't u use ur brain 4 once, abi dont u knw there is a reason god made d brain dere
Science/TechnologyRe: Millions Of Dog Mummies Discovered In Catacombs Of Anubis by Angelou(m): 8:15pm On Jun 23, 2015
johnydon22:
oh sorry my bad, I meant to write Aten. . . The pharaoh Amenhotep iv pushed it to the hight of the universal god and established a monotheist system in egypt
but d egyptian priests were fiercely in dispute with that
Science/TechnologyRe: Millions Of Dog Mummies Discovered In Catacombs Of Anubis by Angelou(m): 8:06pm On Jun 23, 2015
johnydon22:
Have you read about the god Aken?
aken?! Isn't dat d god who pharaoh thotmes tried to replace amon-ra with as his personal god
Jokes EtcRe: What Was Your Style Of Hanging Bag In School? by Angelou(m): 7:51pm On Jun 23, 2015
A and f
Science/TechnologyRe: Millions Of Dog Mummies Discovered In Catacombs Of Anubis by Angelou(m): 7:46pm On Jun 23, 2015
johnydon22:
I never referred to Anubis as the boss, i only said he gat swagger. .personal preference tongue

Osiris is a boss man but yea you are right Amon-ra gat weight too. . i'd really love for us to discuss egyptian mythology often. I love that shiit seriously
bring it on
Jokes EtcRe: Many Call It Garri.what Do You Call Ut?? by Angelou(m): 7:43pm On Jun 23, 2015
colossus2:
Na wa oh.....only you wan drink this plenty garri, and you dey wait make e rise sef embarassed







Lord I thank you for daily bread oh cry
weytin u wan try form now undecided say na only poor people dey allow garri swell up b4 drinkin ba? Why u ma sef dey allow rice swell 4 ontop fire if u dey cook am . . Mumu e fit b dat garri u ma go soak before sleeping dis nyt o
Science/TechnologyRe: Millions Of Dog Mummies Discovered In Catacombs Of Anubis by Angelou(m): 7:20pm On Jun 23, 2015
johnydon22:
Yeap Anubis gat swagger, Osiris basically is the boss man but i just like Anubis looks. . . Horus is a wacked up kiddo
haha look at you.... Calling osiris and anubis a boss where amon-ra the bull lies anubis is nt even up 2 osiris, he is simply a minor god (of afterlife judgement) like hept and anukis
Science/TechnologyRe: Millions Of Dog Mummies Discovered In Catacombs Of Anubis by Angelou(m): 7:19pm On Jun 23, 2015
khalhokage:
Hahahaha, this guy sef, make Horus catch you 1st.
haha look at you.... Calling osiris and anubis a boss where amon-ra the bull lies anubis is nt even up 2 osiris, he is simply a minor god (of afterlife judgement) like hept and anukis
Nairaland GeneralRe: Photo: Nigerian Man Has The Strongest Teeth In Africa. by Angelou(m): 6:40pm On Jun 23, 2015
Strong jazz/ otumorkpo at work here.....
Weytin d guy sabi? Guys 4 my area dey take teeth load trailer full with cement ;-D
EducationRe: The Positive Turnout Of UNN Protest(pics) by Angelou(m): 1:29pm On Jun 23, 2015
anonimi:
How did you conclude what is my beloved institution huh

Nevertheless, is the protest not a worthy cause to support as I have done here?
it is really a worthy cause for protest and i admire the gallantry of those involved in d protest.... But in KSU, we've got no reason 2 protest 4 water
EducationRe: The Positive Turnout Of UNN Protest(pics) by Angelou(m): 1:20pm On Jun 23, 2015
anonimi:
Thanks for the clarification that at least ONE Kogi state university hostel is better than the UNN hostel, which is the subject of this thread.

However, the Kogi state hostel is still FAR AWAY from meeting the STANDARD that was taken for granted in our country's university hostels some 40 years ago and in countries LESS endowed than we are.

It is very disturbing that any student will rep a university that offers BELOW the norm on such basics as water and electricity, don't you agree huh
if your beloved institution had really offered such basics at all times as u claim, then there wouldn't have been any need for ur boys to involve themselves in a protest that cost the lives of two undergraduate........
Talking about standards, what makes ur hostel block looks like an uncomplefed buildind used by thugs to smoke weed
EducationRe: The Positive Turnout Of UNN Protest(pics) by Angelou(m): 11:31am On Jun 23, 2015
anonimi:
Where the BASICS of light and tap water are available 24/7 throughout the year no doubt?

Abi what are you repping the uni about vis-a-vis this thread huh
as of present water is always pumped to all hostel blocks every morning and whenever there seems 2 be a fault with d pipelines, water is delivered to each hostel's GPtanks 2ru tankers... (d new hostel blocks which were opened dis january even has 24/7 water supply) as for electricity, we don't get that much though, but not less than 6 hours daily on average.........so whats d hype about federal universities all about?
EducationRe: The Positive Turnout Of UNN Protest(pics) by Angelou(m): 11:16am On Jun 23, 2015
OMG!! Don't tell me that's university of nigeria's hostel block.....sad what a pity? Anyway, i rep Kogi state university

PoliticsRe: Caption This Photo Of Buhari And Two Of His Cows by Angelou(m): 1:38pm On Jun 21, 2015
That cloak of his is way too transparent it seems his native boxers (what yoruba people call 'bante') is even showing
CultureRe: 10 Common Misconceptions About Ibadan. by Angelou(m): 8:28pm On Jun 19, 2015
shey una know nigerians and their generalisation problem na... If an average nigerian sees a madman 4rm ekiti, he automatically believes that all ekiti indigenes are mad
CrimeRe: CAN Secretary Kidnapped In Ondo State by Angelou(m): 7:02pm On Jun 19, 2015
They'll likely hold him for ransome 'cos they know d church got loads of cash in its treasury
Jokes EtcRe: Wanna Make You Laugh/ Whatsapp Crack Your Ribs/ Drop Ur Number. by Angelou(m): 11:16am On Jun 19, 2015
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Christianity EtcRe: Can Muslims Explain This. . by Angelou(m): 9:50am On Jun 19, 2015
OREMUSSANCTUS:
Tbaba123 tbaba123 Empiree rilwayne001 tartar9 tola9ja 9jaforlife udatso and co
Food is ready and served come and "chop" till ifeann sayz its owk




D summary of all is dat, muhamMAD was a mad man
food is ready along with chilled camel piss
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Reacts To The N8.64bn NASS Wardrobe Allowance by Angelou(m): 7:47am On Jun 17, 2015
chingydaboss:
It's a pitiable bizma bizma
it's 'pitiable dismal' my friend... Stop speaking english like your town folks at okporoko
PoliticsRe: US Donates $5bn To MNJTF For Fight Against Boko Haram. by Angelou(m): 11:43pm On Jun 15, 2015
and the bastards never offered any monetary assistance to jonathan's administration.... mtchewww SMH in 3D
FamilyRe: Help!!! Someone Is Molesting This Girl. by Angelou(m): 6:00pm On Jun 13, 2015
She might have witnessed her parents engaging in such acts

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