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BIOLOGY: we called our biology tutor "simple sugar" because she neva pronounced it as "SHUGA", but ZUGHA
INTRO TECH(jss): He was a regular customer of criticism from both staffs and students, just because he's an addicted drunkard. we called him "bottomless pit"
CHEMISTRY: our chemistry tutor was nicknamed TINUBU/OJU YOBO due to his bulgy eyes
government: this was one of my favorite teachers back at sec sch, he was called PAKARA by virtue of his aggressive mode of teaching.
english: he was called my prof o0o because he loved forming..
abeg i don taya, feel free to join the thread and share your own experiences

[color=#006600][/color] i just recently went through some of my secondary school graduation pictures, and it made me feel nostalgic. i really miss the thrills and fun of secondary school; especially the more daring escapades which includes nicknaming, and minicry (fellow students were not exempted from this scourge)......*pants*
the nickname includes the following:

Hey nerd, why do u keep referring to people posting on this thread as gorillas?
you seem to be promoting racial discrimination, whether we non somalians are gorillas or not, that doesn't dispute the fact that somalia is the poorest country in the world.... so kindly go back to your refugee camp and stop breeding ethnic strife here on nairaland (nigeria) africa's no 1 economy @somali9 or somalia9

to me it appears the cat is going down, cos it's moving away from the light source (sun) which is behind it

D'banj: Eja Nla
olamide: Erikina Young
wizkid: *66*.........his dad was busy looking for caro during the day of his naming ceremony and forgot to give him a name

kingston277:
Why are there so many dead western soldiers in Africa and why are there so many crumbling European ruins if Africans didn't put up good resistance? Why did it take them so long to take Africa?

the europeans were persistent in their conquest, but africans were not persistent in their resistance

sherman klump baba 'n bottom

Princecalm:
can you compare Nigeria's population to that of China?

mr man, we ain't talking about population here, we are talking about economic/market forces that are responsible of currency valuation.. increasing the naira's value can't be done simply by giving orders. so pathetic.
what a ph d holder couldn't do, is what a mere fulani herdsman wants 2 try

ode na first mumu u be op
pamilerin means "make me laugh" and not kill me wit laugh. timilehhin likewise means "support me"
no offense

GodMode:
You mean religion not christianity...

Africans were atheists who believed in themselves.

so u mean the whites brought religion to africa?, africans has always had a pantheon of gods and deities they honoured..... atheism started as a matter of fact in europe in the 17th century

i no blame u sha, after spending not less than 10yrs of your life in a "pro - european" school and going through rigorous brainwashing that insinuates that your race is inferior, you still choose to believe that your ancestors had no brains, it was the christian missionaries that blessed him with one! how pathetic!!!



Oh ye black man. Brainwashed into believing he is inferior. Echoing racial subjugation cliches purposefully orchestrated to mentally subjugate him as inferior.

one of the most efficient tactics the europeans employed in subjugating africa was the introduction of christianity..... making us to dispose our gods which had been our source of inspiration as demons.
"put down your weapons and embrace the religion of peace" but the brits never dropped theirs

Fulaman198:
That's where you are wrong, what about the Zulu Bantus? did you forget about them? Under the influence of Shaka Zulu their empire was gigantic

yes!! that''s a wonderful observation, even the europeans marvelled at the efficiency of the "bull" army formation which chaka used at battles.... if not for the lack of advanced weaponry the zulu would have easily defeated the dutch and britons

Fulaman198:
Spoken like a true slave

this isn't what i was taught to believe, this is what truly happened!! with all the paraphernalia of charms that the sub saharan africa possessed, why didn't they put up adequate resistance against western explorers (such as inflicting them with a deadly pestilence)

sub saharan africa was busy concentrating on how to prepare charms, love potionns... and fighting inter tribal wars, while europe, asia, north africa and the levant occupied themselves with building ships, machines, and exploring the world

Greataausim:
Angele....


















Proudly igalarians.....

igala ko, agbonrin(deer) ni?

i do not know the english name precisely, but the botanical name is babadudu vampirinensis

just my brains

Stelvin101:
you ppl av started another one again? again!! ? The last thread like dis one gal use my pictures to self service

OP plz those are bonny ribs and not 6packs. abeg wear shirt.

FOR YOUR MIND you think say u hans nw, and na the horrible sight of your picture kill napoleon bonaparte

EroticAngelina:
of course not I'm not like that. I only wore that to snap.

make i hear!?, na so one olosho too talk for elegushi that other time

CHESTER48:
scrotum sack is normal,it sometimes get wrinkled especially when using the toilet.. describe the rashes.are you a science student?.

NO

Airforce1:
wetin be your own?

is it your body

mtchew

Eh Ehn so na so yor mumsy flex life before she born u ba.... person like u fit don de high wit champagne from inside belle

CHESTER48:
scrotum sack is normal,it sometimes get wrinkled especially when using the toilet.. describe the rashes..

somehow whitish spots along my inner thigh and along my perineum (between my genitals and anus)

CHESTER48:
how old are you? since you have not had sex,have you used a public toilet.is your environment neat.have you used a dirt to poo..dirt means bush in Nigeria..have.give me real answers so I can help.take a picture of the rashes,try to check if you have any swollen lymph nodes on your laps just before your pubic area.describe the rashes..

i occassionally make use of the hostel's public toilet when am at school(university) as for lymphs or swellings, i haven't noticed any so far yet, but my scrotum looks somehow wrinkled

sammieblaize:
sorry about the pain but modify it don't relate it to an orgasm

thanks for your understandin, i have already

sammieblaize:
lmfao asif you know what i was gonna ask

ITS NOT AS FUNNY AS YOU THINK
to be sincere, i don't really know, but i don't think there is any better sensation than that which i feel while scratchin it... that's why i linked it to an orgasm, hope i wasn't too outrageous

themejiwalker:
Its not strange...might be an infection

See a doctor or pharmacist Asap!


How do you know what an orgasm feels like tho i'm just curious

to be sincere, i don't really know, but i don't think there is any better sensation than that which i feel while scratchin it... that's why i linked it to an orgasm, hope i wasn't too outrageous

hey guys.... i have a little issue here and i'd like to seek medical advise from people on this platform.
for about one week now my whole scrotum and the posterior side of my phalllus has been itching me frequently, in the course of scratching it, it produces a pleasurable sensation... i didn't take it serious during its early stages, but now the itching has spread down to my inner thigh and has become more intense and frequent.
i am definitely sure it is not an STD because i have never *banged* before. please anyone with vital info about diseases that possesses such symptoms should help me out !respect! although i have started applying liquid dettol antiseptic on both thighs (i haven't applied it on the sac itself cos i'm afraid it might damage my bcalls)

i only survived slippers and belt.....

but i received hell lot of strokes of nepa wire from my sec school proprietor
best latecomer of the term...
my mum dey dial me slap wella dose times sha!!! with supplements of motorola charger n