₦airaland Forum

I am a Professor of both Science and Art, a double PhD holder in Spiritual and Natural Studies, a triple Masters holder of Criminal Science, Law and Jungle Justice, and finally, a BSc holder in Catastrophe.

Don't ask me for any proof because are scattered across UK and Heaven.
I am contesting for the next presidential election of Nigeria with my SANs as backup. See you all in court!!!

Rose2014:
All our presido was asked is to provide his Waec certificate. Instead of doing the needful, he hired 13 SANs to defend it lmao
What if we now ask him for bachelors degree? How many SANs do u think he'll hire for that one?

I think Nigeria has a big problem on our hand. Too many Sans these days to defend idiots like Buhari

There is truth in what this man is saying. He is just indirectly telling the black race to stop playing the race card all the time when things don't go there way.

Truly if it was an all white team, blacks will be crying racism everywhere by now, even the ones in 9ja that it is not even their biz.

But wait, how this news take concern Nigerians sef? All of una way de typ heaven n hell, una no fit mention two persons for 9ja B-ball team o

Anyone that tries to negotiate amnesty with those animals should also die and as for their sponsors, I don't even know what to say.

Gay and lesbianism are I issues I will never support and I owe no one a damn apology
If you must be gay, stay off my path!!!!!!

Gay and lesbianism are I issues I will never support and I owe one a damn apology
If you must be gay, stay off my path!!!!!!

felix55:
I Kw u hate dem but don't go to police & report if u hv a problem...Ewu

After dealing with police on one or two occasions, you will prefer to let trouble walk on you as if you were a weakling instead of involving the police.
The headache and expenses involved in being entangled with the police in any way is so annoying.
Police are just a bunch of useless idiots causing more arm than good.
You won't understand any of these if either of your parent is in the police or you are one sha.

felix55:
I Kw u hate dem but don't go to police & report if u hv a problem...Ewu

After dealing with police on one or two occasions, you will prefer to let trouble walk on you as if you were a weakling instead of involving the police.
The headache and expenses involved in being entangled with the police in any way so annoying.
Police are just a bunch of useless idiots causing more arm than good.
You won't understand any of these if either of your parent is in the police or you are one sha.

banme1:
exaggeration

This is rather an understatement with respect to my own experience You will just have to hate the 9ja police except your father or yourself is one.

torqque7:
Ohh so you are crazy too? ..pictures of you in bra too or adonbilivit

Seconded

The Best News I just read today.

bedspread:
BABA ITS BEST YOU DON'T TALK IN ISSUES AS THIS!! YOU END UP MAKING YOURSELF AND OUR COUNTRY A LAUGHING STOCK!!

ITS NOT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN WORLD POLITICS THAT YOU REACT!!!

BABA SPECIAL ASSISTANTS AND ADVISERS SHOULD BE SACKED FOR LETTING HIM RELEASE THIS STATEMENT!!

No! They should rather resign with courage.

Thief calling out for the Police in fear of Jungle Justice
This shows how much our police, the law and the courts have failed. The power of Jungle Justice!!!

I swear, the day one corrupt politician is given a harsh dose of Jungle Justice, that will be the day we start winning the war against corruption.
The part about politicians may never happen because the police and SANs are their friends.

I believe we Africans tend to manage things even at the detriment of their lives. We've got no good standards of our own so we don't know how to maintain them. So sad for the life lost!!!!

lecturerdabo:
All the people in the pix ought to be jailed especially those subjecting him to all that humiliation cos its not their duty to declare him guilty! Rather they were expected to hand him over to law enforcement agents!!

#saynotojunglejustice#

Another SAN that needs to be on Saraki's team. We will see in court after we are done beating him.

hungryboy:
And who is that e-diot videoing the rescuers with his Tab?

Well, let us ask the idiot that snapped it for u to see in the first place.

Whoever believes that Buhari knows how to use twitter is even duller than than the second Aisha Buhari.

See how those idiots eat while we hungrily and angrily type in Nairaland

Well since you asked without knowing what I do for a living, I will gladly help you.
Firstly, call for a family meeting and ask them to cook your burial rice for you to eat.
Secondly, go out shopping for your coffin.
Thirdly, edit your obituary poster the best way you can.
Finally, drink 6 bottles of SNIPER to cure all those mosquito bites.

I totally support this drilling because their are too many SANs these days to defend his type. If he is guilty as testified by so many, jungle the justice out of his body because these are the types that would not only rob girls but even rape them at gun point.

Most of the people typing No To Jungle Justice will soon find out that they are hypocrites after they have robbed and dehumanized at the same time.

buharisbae:
when will Nigerians ever have sense in this life? he stole then he was given jungle just when our real thief's (politicians) are out there we are licking their ass Op I'm sorry buhh urr a one dumb ASS fella and u call ur self educated smh! where are we heading to in this country!

It's obvious you've not been robbed!!!!!
You are just like a friend of mine who preached the same rubbish until his precious phone was windowshopped while he was asleep! Wait patiently for own deliverance.
And as for those our criminal politicians, theirs would have been worse if not that police, road safety, civil defence, army, navy, air force, judges and even the law is their friends.

hardbody:
I went back and saw no fly.

I will eat it with vengeance.

Roaches are my enemies.

Go back and check properly again but don't forget your binoculars this this time.

Allen97:
abeg make dem wipe d whole naija delta... al of em na terrorists... settle 1 tday anoder wee shw up..... best bet wipe em.. lol

Breaking News!!!!!
5 more militant groups were just formed due to this stupid comment!!!!!!

Na ppl lyk u way no sabi talk nai we suppose wipe out first!!!

My brethren from the great Delta region, let us conglomerate like the ants to fight this course even if it means legally or illegally.

Anyone one who can't feel our pains should tell his parents to will me their family house.

Even to heavens court, I will support this case. Hypocrite Nigerians don't want to give the Fulani herdsmen ordinary grasses to feed their grasses but support outsiders owning oil blocks in another's man land.

schumastic:
that guy really made me proud, am very sure if the owner of the cinema watched the whole scene, he will ask that guy to watch any movie free of charge for a week...but seriously girls need to stop this habit is a bad one...same thing happened to me, the girl called n said i should help her out with some cash so she could get something for an event n I said no problem, next thing i heard in the background was le me speak to him and she gave her friend the phone(first time talking to the friend who I don't know from adam) saying I should send for her n I laughed thinking she was joking but she wasn't, I told her no problem I will send the cash for both of them. she collected the phone back n I was expecting her to apologize or make a joke out of it, next thing i heard was, r u sending for the both of us, I said yes..next day i paid in quater of what she asked for, she called n asked y, I told her to ask her friend for the remaining balance after which i hang up the call..she called few days ltr to apologize n said i did the right thing n will respect me for that act.

Guy you have finished all my likes with this your own story!!!
This what the elders mean when they said be courageous.

Thanks man!!!!! Tears in my eyes with laughter!!!!!

Amicable24:
I dnt get it.. Pls expatiate

Waka Shagae

Zombies and their comments make me at the same time.

haywire1:
If i offend u, abuse me but NOT my religion

Abuse the northerns involved in this barbaric act NOT the Religion


Ma Salam

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Islam stinks because it is practiced wrong!!!!!! please what will you do if I insult your precious religion? I guess you will butcher me like those your foolish brothers!!!!

I guess you might even do worse!!!!!

Well, you will only prove to me your precious Allah is a mere weakling that needs you, a more powerful and superior being, to fight his battles.

Shocked!!!!!! RIP to the Big Boss!!!!!! Benin birds, I de suspect una sha!!!!!