₦airaland Forum

biggy26:
Some of u guys are funny. Why are u happy? When our economy was rebased under d last administration, some of u said we were broke and that it was just on paper, blah, blah...what has changed now? Nothing!! Are u living better now? No!

Nigerian youths are d problem of this country. Kill ignorance before it kills u o....zombies u dey hear?

If I can, I would give you a thousand likes.

How Nigerians continue to believe such rubbish is now beyond me.

This country and lies are like 5.9 and 6
GOD forbid on this lie
IMF must really have had their dinner sponsored by APC in Lie Muhammed house.

The blame of corruption lies mainly at the feet of the judiciary. No matter the route you take, it all comes back to the judiciary. So, to hell with all corrupt judges.

wheredemdey:
Someone ratted out these guys.... There is absolutely no way the grossly incompetent Nigerian security agencies would have known that drugs were hidden in those objects.... It's not possible.


Moral of the story is that we should all be mindful of in-house enemies.... People that pretend they are our friends and family but will be the first to rat us out.


That's all

True talk but in this case the rat deserves a medal. We sincerely need more rats like this. Just imagine what damage such quantity of drugs would have cause:-

When I remember their (APC) promises water runaway my eyes:-

passyhansome:
Can't see any student there or is it my eyes, I can see only Masquerades is that Ulaga Festival

Thanks for this evening laughter

YEYE de smell for all those stuuuuuupid youths.
Abeg somebody help me post dat picture of a man with very big nose.

Please and abeg, the FG should also remember me when they acquire the lands for the herdsmen.

I am not a herdsman but I really need 4 plots of land to go into effective agriculture.

Please I don't care even if it is at the back of the ranch but as long as it is in Bayelsa.

blueto:
Mr man, stop feigning ignorance here. Can you compare the economic standard of living under jonathan to the one experienced under Buhari??

Jonathan was able to ensure that the economy grow at over 4% every year GEJ was in power!

He ensured our economy overtook South Africa’s economy as Africa’s largest economy!

He ensured Naira was stable at ₦150-₦215 to $1 between .

He ensured EVERY state had at least one federal university!

He ensured virtually EVERY election INEC held under his administration was conclusive!

He ensured that civil servants were consistently paid as and when due

How can you say a man who kept inflation at single digit THROUGHOUT caused the recession that is as a result of Buhari's incompetence?

Stop attempting to gainsay the undeniable facts here, the certificateless cattle rearer is no where near Jonathan in administration.

Who is this Nigga with so much sense upstairs? Blueto I hail thee.

Just yesterday I bought 1 hungry man indomie at 140, 1 egg at 40 and one small round bread at 50 in order to manage money at hand in this buhari's govt. In GEJ's govt, I could still buy all these plus 1 bottle of coke.

So people can now see a clear difference in both govts in this small scenario - 1 bottle of coke.

How can people not see what this dullard has reduced us to is really beyond me.

omofunaab:
Mr adult, if 15 months is enough to start seeing changes then 16 years is enough for us to be in paradise

Was GEJ in power for 16yrs?

OK even if we agree to play the blame game and ignore our useless past military leaders (Buhari included), was there once the country was this frustrated like now?

Well shout out to all those that said almost two years is not enough to judge Buhari's administration but I am certain we all are feeling the effects of almost 2yrs of careless decision making.

Kazrem:
Have you seen one asked to remove it?

Nope! That is because nuns know better than to dress with their nun wear to an external exam.

By the way, is the girl a Muslim nun?

Kazrem:
Una see dem now. Later they will say Muslims have started. Can a Muslim supervisor ask a nun/catholic sister to remove her head cover? Even if you must tell the girl to remove the hijab, not in the presence of everybody. She knows the right thing to do but just wanted to humiliate the innocent girl. God is the best judge.

Has a Nun ever entered an external exam hall with her head cover and simply asked to remove it for inspection and she refused?

Very wrong move

Just by the presence of Buhari, they would lose woefully.

They should seriously rethink this if they are even to stand a chance because the brand APC is already synonymous with hardship and empty promises because of that brainless daura idiot.

I full dose of Jungle Justice would have served him right.

Nigerian Police as an entity is not useless but sadly they really know how to employ stupid and useless people.

No matter the action of the govt, it doesn't change the fact that the Ijaws are being extorted.

Until the extortion stops, militancy is going no where. It is a matter of one wave after another.

Those of you celebrating about the plight of the Ijaws, Congratulations!!! You people are responsible for creating new/aspiring millitants per day.

Remember, militancy is born out of Anger so good job with your provoking comments.

cliquevibes:
He is not a magician!!! I thought he was Zediccus Zoo Zoranda b4 d election...

Hw can e be a magician when he failed Waec even after using special center!!!

Even Indomie(hungry man size), d space inside of each packet ehn jst dey increase day by day as if na self contain....

Hausa pple ehn, Y'all need a massive brain upgrade, I'll recommend y'all install d latest windows 10, I heard it help improve d IQ....

Abeg I never chop well to LOL today!!

The strike will help no one for now because Gen Cassandra won't even give a Bleep.

No wonder female bank marketers sometimes resort to trade by batter with their bodies.

All those guys that are married or want to marry a banker, just know that you might be in for a career runz girl :-

A man drunk to stupor with power. I believe their will come a time in Zimbabwe when the Mugabe's family will be treated like rats.

Proffdada:
tell me what will happen if a white man has the word "nigga" tattooed on his dog or goat walks around in a black community in America the land of the free?

Stupid black people will definitely attack the man but not me.

Honestly, what has his name/tattoo of his dog got to do with me It is just like someone called out to me: "You nigga, stop there!". I will only stop if I am a nigga. As long I am not physically stopped, I will go my way.

Proffdada:
At first I thought he was unfairly arrested but the guy went too far by parading around with that dog in a hot zone trying to instigate chaos
If he was beheaded now all these apologists won't see he was a dumb Suicidal warmonger
You can name your dog "general Mohammed buhari" if you want but don't put innocent lives at risk by pricking evil with electric needles

I see, if u see ur name tattooed on a dog or goat, u will kill the owner abi?

APC Zombies will still find a way to blame this embarrassing favor on GEJ.
Well, I await the presidential dinner day.
Oops! I forgot Salah has passed so no breaking of fast with them.

Cautious waiting to find out your reasons for coming back to Christ.

I am science inclined and I also always try to put aside religion in my factual thinking. However, I am ironically of the opinion that the design of the universe is just too perfect to be a spontaneous random occurrence.

There is a GOD and to me, HE is JEHOVAH. HIS name I am not even worthy of calling. We all are HIS children, irrespective of our beliefs.

HE sent his begotten son, LORD JESUS, to die for our sins for the grace we now enjoy abundantly.

Science is based on Facts while Religion is based on Faith. GOD is GOD and Facts are Facts and I happened to believe in both.

Finally, I have not seen GOD nor heard directly from Him yet, but with Faith, I believe that the Existence of GOD is a Fact.

Like a brother once told me: "everything boils down to poverty".

tsdarkside:
thats it!!!..we dont need gej,what we need is something more better than buhari...


it is very clear that buhari beat jonathan hands off!!!!..

what we need now is something better than buhari!!!::

and if we dont find someone better than buhari,then its better we stick with buhari,,,the way zimbabwe is sticking with mugabe....

dont tell me the zimbabweans are not strong enough to have kicked mugabe away loonnnng time ago!!!

the zimbabweans have their reasons to still tolerate him!!!!...they way the libyans tolerated gaddafi for a looonnng time..

Crazy talk the only reason people voted buhari over GEJ is mostly because of the New Wife Syndrome. Unfortunate for Nigerians, this new Cassandra was the Bad in Badluck

SilvanusII:
Ahhhh yes! But homosexuals were delivered by storks as against heteros who fvcked each other in a hetero family framework. I imagine that's what changed their orientation. What do I know about hypocrisy or irony?
Why own a dog, cat, fish, bird? Are you any one of them? Do you produce them? Oh they may have been produced by fundamental sexual relationships, but you shouldn't own them because you can't produce them, right? *shrugs* Fix in whatever reasons you own pets into whatever reason gay couples, sterile couples would wanna adopt children. Call it life's mission, just purpose or whatever, but seriously, life is not that serious.

P.S I'd REALLY love to see how such strong censuring would work in places not having oriental religions o.



Ok. I'm 'a gay, transgender or a lesbian'. What are you going to do about it?



beats being slow, doncha think?

If you are a proud gay and lives in Nigeria, I employ you not to admit being gay behind a moniker but call a family meeting to tell your family about this or better still tattoo I am gay on your forehead!!!! Good luck!!!

I hope you know that even hegoats only run after a shegoat

SilvanusII:
The adopted kid obviously. If idiots like you didn't keep breeding and turning out kids who they can't raise by the millions, they wouldn't need to. Fvcking hypocrite


Isn't this amusing. All that grammar to explain ur narrow minded bigotry. iLaugh. Its hypocritical arsewipes like you who wouldn't mind being paid for the gallons-load of 'spunk' u waste every fvcking time u self-service. Don't preach. You didn't need your 'spunk'. Every 'abandoned' child adopted was apparently not needed. So why complain when someone BETTER fills the vaccum ur selfish interests created? Are y'all jealous and insecure in your apparent failures? Please rest. Life is not that serious

Oga abi na Madam, let me see if I can understand how u feel..................hmmm...............Well I don't because I think you must be a gay, transgender or a lesbian to be this angry

eziokwubundunuwa:
The refineries functioning depend largely on crude oil supply which they are not getting at the moment. The supply lines have been under persistent bombing.

Wait o! so it makes sense to you that crude needs to be transported all the way across this zoo just to be refined in abokiland abi? No problem!!!!!

later the two hypocrites will want to adopt a child made from a sperm and an ovary. Na who dem EPP?