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Leopon (male leopad + female lion)

Liger (male lion + female tiger)
They grow to be very large very quickly and are the bigest cats in the world (source:wikipedia.org/wiki/liger)

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I used to think that only human beings cared for their young ones, until i came across this photos,

enjoy

make dem come again, we dey wait

Yes it is true, it happened yesterday when i wrote mine (english)

I no fit laugh

Please give a better caption for this photo,

i know there are people gifted in captioning photos Please give a better caption for this photo,

i know there are people gifted in captioning photos

Hello guys its JAMB time, in less than 7 days from now JAMB will commence.
I know you guys have seen many treads about how to pass JAMB,
but this is different.

So i want to share this little information which i think may help.

1) JAMB is repeating last year's (2015) syllabus, so there is high probability that most of last year's question may be repeated, so go for past questions. e.g last year(2015) in physics 2007 question was repeated from 1 to 50 (which is also likely to repeat this year )
at least you have a clue but this does not mean dont read, but read according to the syllabus.

2)"Seek first the kingdom of GOD and it righteousness and "ALL" other things (including geting above 280 in JAMB) shall be added unto you" so before leaving your house to the exam hall pray.

I think this will help, if not everybody aleast people that were ment to benefit from it


wish you all goodluck


"like" if you think GOD will pick your call this year
#TeamLastChance

Endtime makeup

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Governor Wike dey here, anambra governor, David Oyedepo dey and others.




The thing make sence sha, but as we sing finish come sitdound under sun i hope all will be well (you know what i mean)

Donald3d:
come to lagos sir.

Lagos is too far(Its not somthing i should travle), i just need 4 of each of those items

Good morning guys, am in Uyo, Akwa ibom, please dose anyone know where i can get the following items
;Brushless D.C motor (BLDC), Lithium polymer battery and ESC(electric speed controller) please its urgent, i'm handling a project and am really in need of them thanks.

A LETTER TO MY MATES IN
SECONDARY SCHOOL!!!
1) To my classmates who refused to tear the middle of their higher Education notebook for me to write a test, I hope you are still using that note?
2) To those who refused to open their notebook for me to copy, I hope you are all working at chevron or Microsoft company now?
3) To class captains who always writes my name as one of the noise makers in the class simply because my name is very easy to spell, I hope you are the chairman of your local government now!
I can still remembered the day my parent gave me malaria medicine, I wasn't feeling fine and i was sleeping throughout the day but surprisingly my name was in the list of noise makers.
But I thank God they're now paying money to watch me live on stage making noise
4) To those seniors who seized my belongings, belt, necklaces, foot wears, etc, and never returned them, hope you have obtained the highest rank in custom force!
5) To those who always collect the little my parents gave me and made me go hungry without pity, and those who always break into my locker and steal my belongings, hope you have broke world bank now!
6) To those who maltreats me because I was too tender, Ten commandment "Thou shall not fight, and my parent's cautions too... Hope now you're FLOYD MAYWHEATHER??
* those who always refuse to fix me in school football matches because you think I cannot do it, I hope Chelsea or Barcelona has signed You!
7) To those who made a drawing on the school board, specifically Car, and asked me to push it, imagine pushing a drawn car? But its OK, I hope you have designed aircraft! I missed you all, wish we could ever Re-Connect again, you Guys taught me so many Lessons, the good and the
Bad, I appreciate your all, may God guide you all in your various careers and occupations, long life and prosperous,
Despite that I might not recognise your Handsome and Beautiful Faces, but I wish you all the best # AMEN.
THE WORLD CAN TURN..

# Hehehehe‬
. CRAZINESS - Is when someone buys
BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of #350,000 and landlord
dey pursue his mama because of #12,000 HOUSE
RENT for village.
FAITH -Is using the last money on you to buy
wallet.(wetin u go put inside d wallet?)
STUPIDITY :- Is someone having SIX BIG CARS
while living in a rented apartment (Eko for SHOW,
Lagos mumu)
WEALTH- Is when you buy a first class return
ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist
watch (Money speaking!).
WASTAGE- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro
in Abuja and only Mai-guard and House Maid dey
live there (Political armed robbery!).
TROUBLE- Is slapping a soldier in front of a
quarter guard in a barracks (You may not live well
enough to tell the story).
IRONY- Is having the chairman of an Okada
Association driving a Range Rover Sport (He
cannot come and die!).
FOOLISHNESS- Is taking a #5,000 cab to watch a
film of #1,000 at Eko Hotel...(Abegiii! Why you no
fit wait for the pirated copy now?).
LOVE- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you
eat only the onions with tears rushing from your
eyes (You love her abi Hunger never deal with
you).
DIRTINESS- Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider
become your roommates and you say '' God
created them for a purpose! '' (Na lie! Na money
wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey).
STINGINESS- Is when you finish reading this and
you didn't leave a comment(u dey fear for ur MB
abi? there is God

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Am tired of politics,rape,death and snake killing on #airaland
so i came up this.
At least may change your mentality.

Yustash001:
Man eats death as in?...

please help correct d topic for me

Doris Ayling, a 99-year-old great grandmother, received a letter from the hospital following a urine test. The test didn't say she had an infection or sickness. It said she was pregnant.
When the hospital,Porthsmouth Hospitals NHS Trust, was alerted, it was then discovered that the test was as a result of a mixup at the hospital.
The Hospital is blaming the mix up on an 'administrative errors'.
It will be interesting to note that Doris, who hasn't been pregnant in 70 years, is also the mother of three children who are pensioners themselves.
The only other woman in recorded history that comes even close to this woman is the biblical Sarah, wife of Abraham, who is believed to have had Isaac, her son, when she was 90 years old.

A middle-aged man, Juma Kabigi, has emerged champion of a food competition in Uganda, reports The Daily Monitor, one of the country’s newspapers.
The Daily Monitor, in a series tweets, said Kabigi ate among other things – three loaves of bread, eight chapatis, 10 eggs, two raw cabbages, four apples and two bundles of raw green vegetables. Mr Kabigi it was reported won 10, 000 Ugandan shillings ( $3, £2, N625) for all his trouble.

Look at this pix in a dark room, and see the wonders

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Rude boy

When you use your tithe money fo makeup

Mods pls move it to the joke section b4 haterz/vaslin crew chop me raw abeg

This is what happens.

When you attend the burial of your wicked unle