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Mod. Abeg help me move it to the right place thanks

Origin own just dey make me laugh.

4 d girl mind now [oboy see swag, everybody just dey trip 4 me]

We need eachother

Ballot box has just been snached in one of the polling units in uyo, Akwa ibom state.

The police men that were deployed there had no guns, were just empty handed.

Those guys just took the box, no gunshot it was just so coded. The police just left the place cause they could no do any thing.

Source: eye witness

Teacher: What do u call a Boyfriend that attends Celetial Church and beat u up everyday.
Ekaetteh: Cele Bobo on the beat!!

Akpors had a dream that he was
attacked by
Armed Robber on his
way from his Bank and was robbed of millions of
Dollars ..
The next day he closed his bank
account.. And
his friend Eazy asked why...
Akpors replied: The Bank Slogan
says
."We Make your Dreams come
true'' and I'm
not ready to die and lose my Money now.

Akpos opened his eyes after a
surgical operation and breathed"Thank
God it's over" But it seem something is vibrating in my belly.
A man on the other side of his bed
said,
"Don't be so sure,when i did mine they left an
injection in my belly and had to
open it again".
Another patient added,
"Same with me but mine was a pack
of cotton wool".
Almost immediately, the doctor who did the
operation stormed
in and asked,"Has anyone seen my Tecno Phone?".
Akpos fainted.

I DON LAUGH TIRE

old man: plz young man, do u knw lord lugard street
akpos: oga sorry oh,i no knw dia oh.
(afta d man had gone a bit far,akpos started calling him,he called him like 5 times b4 d old man heard him nd came back)
akpos oga,u knw that time wey u ask me weda i knw lord lugards street
old man:yes
akpos:i run go ask my frnd weda he knw dia
old man:thank u my son,so wia did ur frnd tell u d street is ?
akpos:he say im too no knw d place.

Pls one word for Apors

I DON LAUGH TIRE
old man: plz young man,do u knw lord lugard street
akpos: oga sorry oh,i no knw dia oh.
(afta d man had gone a bit far,akpos started calling him,he called him like 5 times b4 d old man heard him nd came back)
akpos oga,u knw that time wey u ask me weda i knw lord lugards street
old man:yes
akpos:i run go ask my frnd weda he knw dia
old man:thank u my son,so wia did ur frnd tel u d street z?
akpos:he say im too no knw d place.

Pls one word for Apors

See the latest development.
This people are so creative

Vote wisely,
Vote GEJ
GEJ till 2019

There is hope for Nigeria

Photo

This helicopter is fly all over uyo the akwa ibom state capital, inspecting polling units. So
INEC was really prepared.

Share whats happening in your area, lets see which state the most peaceful
election will be conducted


mods do the needful

cc lalasticlala

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Lick what ?

Transformation

Na swag, he did it incase

I love art work too, especialy painting

A nice piece of art.

mirexxx:
what would be my reaction??
he ain't doing nothing wrong na!
there's no need 2 react!

so u would just ignor him ?

Ok while waiting for the ladies to comment,

I wasted alot of money because of this thing.

Ladies, what would be your reaction if you went into the kitchen and you saw your guy/husband doing this ?

Acekidc4:
Are you Sure Patoranking!!
Me know say na ur Pikin!!!

check the source, am sure

Photo of pat & Raph

Over the past years, dancehall act patoranking consistently shared pictures of a little boy, "Raphael" on his social media pages. The striking resemblance between them makes many believe patoranking already has a son.
In a recent twitter interview, Patoranking was asked if Raphael was his son, and he responded saying, "he is my youngest brother and no, i don't have a child."


www.amazonherald.com/news/patoranki...

And O.p u didnt put my name ANIEFIOK

Number 9

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