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"Result's not yet out"

"GOD please dont let them call and ask"

1 "Everybody in class failed"

"I even had one of the highest scores"

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Royalroy

This one na Lizard man oo!!

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vizkiz:
This picture is like 50 years old. Seen it too many times

Sorry, what can we do for you ?

When bae says she want flat screen but you cant afford it

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Dont lie, have you done this before ? cause me guilty

TinyIslamic92:
"from experience", happened to someone I know

So what happend to the person ?

TinyIslamic92:
where in the post did I mentioned that it happened to me

Sorry, but you said "talking with EXPERIENCE"

TinyIslamic92:
It doesn't kill but it will turn into an imb*cile talking from experience

You mean it happend to you ?

osesology:
Well, experience is the best teacher. Why not take a bottle first and come tell us ur experience. If you dont make it back, then it means you are right.

You sef you no like me ooo !
You can help me try it.

tripplephi:
It doesn't kill

Have you tried it be4 ?

tripplephi:
It doesn't kill

Have you tried it before ?

Just finished eating mango and i remember what people used to say "If you drink coke after eating mango, you will die instantly" so i have been thinking
"what if i decide to go out now with a friend and he/she offers me a drink(and i dont take alcohol, only soft drinks) what will be my excuse ?"
and i wonder is this true because i have not tried it before or just fallacy

Health expert, over to you

litaninja:
Amazing how you remember what you did at 1+ years...nna, typically people remember from the age of 3. Also, your mum was away, but came back immediately you chewed the leaves....she dodge behind door before abi
Lion lomo

Because i was told by my mom

GOD bless those police officers

I ate this plant when i was 1+ year old, my mom was not around just me and my brother then he was 9, mom came back emidiately and enough oil was put in my mouth, i did not die because GOD had a plan for my life.
praise GOD am alive till today

I saw this sign post yesterday while coming back from church,
i was laughing on the road when first saw it, it reads
"Is there life after death ??, JUMP THIS FENCE TO FIND OUT"
hahahaha
abeg forgive my black and white 0.2 mega pixel camera

DaisyII:
I cried when i watched 'like stars on earth'
i vowed not to be too harsh on slow learners...

I have the Anger management syndrome...lolzz

Lol
the day we watched the movie, my neigbours 5 year old son cried and i just knew why, i felt it too.

Airtel, etisalat and glo, those guys are really trying

Hello everyone *i may not be very good in writing stories (but at least you will understand this one)*, last week i read a post, "things i have learnt in the movie 3 idiots"
and i was trigerd to watch the movie,it was nice though i expected more. So i had to compare this two movies "3 idiots" with "like stars on earth" (both indian movie*english is used*) and i came up with this tread

*Like stars on earth all children are special*.
The first day i watched this movie i almost cried (was watching with people so as a srong guy wey i be i pacage myself) those that have watched it will know what am talking about (most people cry while watching).
As a parent if your child have promblems reading,writing then you have to watch this movie. I recomend this movie for every family, it has changed the way i think till today.

Long story short

Things i have learnt
(1) Every problem has a solution.
(2) Even the dumbest child is special in his/her own way.
(3)Please add yours too if you have watched the movie....

ehinja:
As much as I appreciate your love for Akwa Ibom State everything else you have said is not factual. The situation in Akwa Ibom is not different from any other state in Nigeria from poor infrastructures to electricity.

Have you ever been to akwa ibom state, i doubt it.

I stay in uyo, and where i stay there is light.

abeg can any corp member serving in uyo or any other city in akwa ibom testify to this.?

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Akwa ibom state, one of the neatest,finest and fast growing state in Nigeria.

here in akwa ibom, we only hear people complaining about lack of light (other states) but we dont experience it here, na only fuel follow affect us small (but atleast its very easy to buy it here).

No long story, sit back and enjoy
"Beauty of Akwa ibom state in pictures"

It not a mistake, check the source

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Tigon (male tiger + female lion) wow !!!

Zonkey (zebra + donkey ) (Source:wikipedia.org/wiki/zebroid)

wholpin (male false killer whale + female bottlenose Dolphin)