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exlink10:
http://www.punchng.com/politics/buhari-tricked-tinubu-to-get-power-okunrounmu/

înterview of the year... I wont be surprise if some blind APC followers starts insulting Okunrounmu... The truth is always bitter and will always be bitter ... Our Lord Jesus was crucified cos He was Preaching the Truth....

yusasiv:
Excessive consumption of garri couldn't have turn u to a daft, mayb u are under a spell or voodoo or something else...
He has an elder bro and a twin sister, take note

angry people all over the forum.. You need to drink a bottle of cold amstel malt to cold down...

I was talking about taye taiwo not awoniyi.. Take note...

nobeku:
Are you mentally indisposed or just a freakin eediot?Don't you know that Nigeria's income has gone down due to oil prices?Even if Bill Clinton is a governor of any if this states,for now,he will need this palliative... Please individuals have to be seriously screened before being members of nairaland..Uneducated relics all over this medium..

attacking and insulting me wont change the facts... Am too matured to return the insults..

shobroy10:
I don't know about the guy but she's 28years of age. But wait they are twin ba hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm something Is meaty

taye taiwo was celebrating his 25 birthday in france meanwhile his twin brother in Nigeria celebrated his 45th birthday same day.... I was shocked i had to check the meaning of twins again in my dictionary...
Lol... Hahahahahahahah

The question remains what did these APC governors used the state allocation for... Sorry i know the answer to rigged election for the ''saint of change''

soon some GULLIBLE CHANGE-TANIODS WILL START screaming sai buhari....

And next they will start blaming GEJ for all their failures . Its a season and administration of the blame games...

The snakes look beautiful and lovely until when you witness these monsters on NAGEO WILD about to swallow a full grown deer....

Which kind useless bobi be this.
Mtschew one word for her; TELEVISION ASHAWO

Wao i love this news...

DeRoyalFranco:
Very sure... There is a yoruba man called Jagaban. He supported Buhari through out the campaign morally and financially.. As at now, over 30 appointments goes to North, few to part of the east and ZERO to the yoruba's south west.. Sai Baba!

sai buhari... Ahahahahaha.
Sai jagaban.
Sai zero appointments to the south west.
Sai one chance....

Brandnew2:
True.
Just run a peppers spray search on NL and you'll find a seller. Seen one before and it goes for less than 2k.

So you now give hand jobs huh!

That's a good start.

you dont need to buy any mumu pepper spray. Just go any local market buy cameroun pepper(the black ones), grind it ,look for old perfume bottle put water with the grinded pepper in the bottle,shake it a bit.

To test it efficacy spray a little in your eye...

Brandnew2:
True.
Just run a peppers spray search on NL and you'll find a seller. Seen one before and it goes for less than 2k.

So you now give hand jobs huh!

That's a good start.

you dont need to buy any mumu pepper spray. Just go any local market buy cameroun pepper(the black ones), grind it ,look for old perfume bottle put water with the grinded in the bottle,shake it a bit.

To test it efficacy spray a little in your eye...

Naijasinglegirl:
My kid brother came to me for money. His wallet was lying carelessly on the couch while he went into the toilet. I took advantage of that to investigate if his bankrupt tales were true.  When I unzipped his wallet, I found a dirty 100 naira note and surprisingly, a condom.

Fear gripped me.

He is 17 and already moving about with a condom...and probably having more sex than our parents.

I was dreading a confrontation. The thought of discussing sex with the small rat I once used to pack his shit pained me eh.

“What are you doing with this…this thing?’’ I asked, flinging the condom at him as soon as he came out.

'Thing' cause I couldn’t desecrate my tongue to say the word [CONDOM] to a little boy.

He smiled mischievously and told me he is a BIGBOY.

‘’Apparently, you are broke because you have been spending all your money on condoms. If you are that much of a big boy you should stop coming to me for 1k! In short, if you need money, go and sell your condoms.’’ I said and stormed out of the room.

Later that night, the queen could not sleep. Each time I closed my eyes, an image of an aggressive old woman having sex  with my brother tormented me. I want to tell her to please take it easy on my brother but it's only an imagination.

The following morning, I narrated the incident to a couple of friends.  Five guys among the eight I spoke to told me unlike we ladies, It is perfectly healthy for a guy to have an active sexual life at a young age. If he doesn’t, an accumulation of the spermatozoa abi semen would lead to complications for him in future.  “Each time a guy goes for as long as six months or more without releasing that stuff by 'hook or crook', he would end up nauseous and unstable.” My neighbor had said.

Imagine!

Humans will give any excuse just to commit fornication. This was one of the most outrageous excuse and downright silly thing I have ever heard but what do I know?  Who am I to judge sef? AfteralI  I don’t have a penis... I'm just pissed my little brother may be having sex as I type this.  Does this contradict the saying that God can never give you beyond what you can’t handle?.

Reason I am throwing this question to all penis owners in the house. What is the worst that could happen from staying celibate till marriage?  

http://naijasinglegirl.com/guys-get-in-here/

ladies whats the worst that can happen if you lots live within your means...

Whats the worst that can happen if you dont beg for money...

Goddygee:
This is biggest joke of 2015, so afta making gullible youths vote u cos of d 5k promised, u nw start giving excuse...? APC u guys hav 2 pay dat 5k weda una lyk am or not. By fire by force

bros na fight hahahahaha.... The way my friend ''wale'' was explaining how buhari will be paying N5000 a month to unemployed graduates, i was just marvelled i told him this was a fraudulent promise... Right now wale says he is ''politically neutral'' lwkmd.
Lol .... Hahahahahahaha
.
Politically neutral...... Hehehehehe

I lift my right yansh for APC in solemn salutation what a party ...
Am currently in west germany,but our plane is about to land in the roman empire.....

Joenyam:
Source: http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/jonathan-is-the-reason-we-cant-give-school-kids-1-free-meal-or-pay-n5-000-monthly-apc.116781/

APC APC APC how many times have i called you folks... APC is gradually running out of lies..
Hahahahahaha...

Application forms to join TEAM WAILING are still available for interested E-apc warriors join us, meetings are held in Aso rock 4pm every monday.

Axeurdaddy:
A Professor of Computer Engineering at the Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma, Edo State, Godwin Ighalo, has won the sum of N58,945,553, after placing bets with N800 in 1960Bet.

It is the biggest sum ever won in the history of sports betting in Nigeria. The sexagenarian accomplished the feat after placing bets on two different bet slips of N500 and N300.

On the N500 ticket, Prof Ighalo won N36,840,971.25 while the N300 slip won him N22,104,582.75. Ighalo, who was accompanied by two of his relatives, on Wednesday, received his cheque at the head office of the country’s top sports betting company in Lagos.

On how he was able to achieve the feat, Ighalo said,
“Since my childhood days, I used to have strong
interests in probability, relationships and special
intelligence. All these with adequate sports betting research I conducted over the years, helped in making it possible.”

He hailed 1960BET for their honesty and commitment to their customers, adding he was sure he would be paid his money in full by the sports betting company, despite doubts in some quarters that they won’t be able to pay.

He said, “I was sure the company would pay if I win. I have tried in the past without winning and always believe that one day luck will shine on me.
“There were a lot of people out there who expressed doubts on whether they will be able to pay the money, but 1960Bet has demonstrated that they are a reliable sports betting company with this prompt payment. Immediately I arrived at their office, they called me in and the money was paid into my account.”

The Managing Director of 1960BET, Mr Dotun
Ajegbile, said the company, with the prompt payment of the money, has enhanced its position as the most consistent sports betting firm in Nigeria.

“Now it is clear that 1960BET is the most consistent, having paid more winnings in the history of sports betting in Nigeria; we have been paying since 2010.
We have made it top priority in the new season to honour all transactions online and retail while
guaranteeing the best odds at all times and undiluted gaming excitement in all our shops.”


www.punchng.com/sports/university-don-wins-n58-9m-in-sports-bet/

Dont be deceived this may be a publicity stunts... I dont believe it...

They should post the bet details... Not showing us a fake cheque...

Ikiriye:
Please think,pdp are made up of people.most of the pdp virus are now in apc can't you reason.

abeg who are PDPs and APCs the only reason APC won was that the PDP elements in the north left for APC cos of personal interest...
Same set of criminal politicians looting our monies since 1960 changing parties like oloshos...

egift:
Here is an illustration of what has been happening to Project Nigeria under the leadership of President Buhari.

What Was Inherited
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2797115_2280969twimg20150405105146jpeg38732808f0018d195ed9dad1d0d5230c_jpeg8a97d035d4a2c8e269718e3d67ed1d71

The Work So Far
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2796847_fbimg1440848352857_jpeg2d8965b309bdd588b22a881a023395f1

More updates later....

The cartoon is a big lie its depicts the level of hypocrisy in the Nigerian minds, that means that libya and syria are in a better state than Nigeria..... Really..
Seriously....
After GEJ turn the country into the largest economy in Africa, and he gave us the peace we are enjoying today when the socalled super powers were predicting a bloody civil war in Nigeria..
Am not saying GEJ is a saint... But Buhari is not a saint...
Lets assume GEJ(behaved like IBB) did not accept defeat but tried a june 12 am not sure we will have the opportunities to create cartoons now and make unnecessary e-wars... Imagine being in a refugee camp after losing all your relatives/love-ones to cold hands of death....

Am not sure anyone could have the strenght to scream ''change'' or 'TAN'' after 4 days of hunger due to civil war....

Its only in Nigeria that we take peace for granted.... Imagine whats happening in Iraq and syria...

olafum1:

hahahahahahaha

Ameachi thought buhari would protect him from court wahala not knowing buhari was using a judas iscariot to achieve his presidential ambition...

''A fool is a person who betrays his brothers for a plate of pepper soup'' ===Michael Jackson

This promise was hilarious.
''I will stabilize oil price'' is like saying i will stop calabar rain during rainy season...

princebaby:
Still waiting my 5k every month paid baba promise us

lol,.... Na ne 5k na N30k...

N1=$3

millionboi:
Kai.....so dis change is a scam

u never chi chum ching... Na change ni... Hahahahahaha..
All my APC e-warriors are now in TEAM WAILING...

aieromon:
Referee,this cards you are sharing ehn....

What's so special about this Coquelin that they want to finish his legs?

he is the only defensive midfielder that arsenal has currently since wenger no wan buy DM and striker....

Bad-bellism de worry newcastle..

Are we playing against stoke city or newcastle.... Newcastle boys are playing kungfu football...

They deserve atleats 2 red cards....

olillywales:
[img]http://4.bp..com/-jmxH35cmXxk/VeGOo1liigI/AAAAAAAGZl0/r965ZUMGgZM/s1600/11896172_1021439517880107_5308733663619193281_n.jpg[/img]
This was in Beijin on August 19th. Another photo after the cut...
[img]http://3.bp..com/-aSull9uAeqQ/VeGOttbAXwI/AAAAAAAGZmE/vZCdcsaOPDk/s1600/11885106_1021439507880108_7001783393362426649_n.jpg[/img]
http://www.metroparrot.net/2015/08/photos-blessing-okagbare-meets-mike.html

good for them, blessing no date tyson. His punches are still lethal atleast for babe face....

Gbawe:
Indeed. This is why I personally don't understand why anyone would believe Buhari would want Fashola as SGF when he could deploy the former Lagos governor in far more critical areas that are fundamental to the success or failure of Buhari's government and indeed Nigeria. What I have come to accept is that many Nigerians prefer to entertain the wildest and most senseless conspiracy theory rather than use their common sense and thinking logic.

If I were President today would I use Fashola as SGF? Hell no !!!! I would be thinking about power sector or works. For example, Nigeria needs a modern and efficient transport sector. only few leaders would be able to coordinate the extensive effort that would be required to produced this and Fashola has already provided a sample of his ability in this sector even with virtually no support from the FG. Fashola's achievement in transport in Lagos, to include the much lauded modular train network, means that any serious President must consider him as a transport/infrastructure guru or for any other sector critical to the success of Nigeria. Yet if people want to ignore what is obvious to take flights of fantasies then it is impossible to stop them doing this.

Some are ignoring one basic reality i.e Buhari is a round-peg-in-round-hole type of leader. He does not do political expediency like GEJ and others. Under Buhari leaders will get jobs matched to their talent and proven expertise. A man who is one of the best in Nigeria at developing built environment will not be made a secretary under Buhari.

soon buhari will appoint ministers and fashola's name will not be there, thats when you statement will be invalid...

Buhari's appointment has nothing to do with competence but ethnic favouritism....

Gombs:
Fash... You dined with the devil. Simple

Get thee behind me LadyF

thats how Ameachi will be schemed out... A Fool is someone who betray his brothers for a plate of pepper soup.....

yungpowers:
You are just a preposterous, outlanded, outmolded ethnic bigot.
Immaturity runs in your veins.
Senseless frustrated fowl.

bros pack well joor...

U dont have to behave like a little child... I did not insult u so respect your manhood...

francizy:
Hehehehehe!!! I wish and only wish that Buhari will cancel the whole federal character stuff and make all appointments and ministers from north, let's see who wails more..

soon our noble prize winner will join the western wailing.... Lol...
The wailing association is growing larger...

francizy:
Even the SW that voted for him, how many did they get?

Am still laughing at y'all!

south west dont want appointments... Their turn will come 2019 hahahahahahahha....

vanessaRN:
[img]http://4.bp..com/-Ioo3M49MiCQ/VeCEQytg9zI/AAAAAAAGZHE/8HfMXrSJ30E/s400/unnamed.jpg[/img]
Daughter of former Vice President Atiku Abubakar, Dr Fatima Atiku, has been sworn in as the new Commissioner of Health in Adamawa state. Fatima who was sworn in alongside 21 other commissioners today August 28th, that as a way of contributing to the health sector in the state, she will be donating her salary and allowances while serving as a commissioner

“I am very grateful to the governor for appointing me to head the Health Ministry. The ministry is the most challenging because of the insurgency problem that had caused some damage to the health system in the state. For this reason, I shall be donating my salary and allowances for use in enhancing the delivery of healthcare service in the state,’’she said...



Source : http://www.reportnaija.com/2015/08/atikus-daughter-sworn-in-as-adamawa.html

this is not news all , with all the money your face resemble ape. What could have happen if your popsy had no political wealth....

The political mafia keep on enriching their families with our monies while the masses are wallowing in severe poverty....


Mstchew......

MzzTega:
See how they are throwing themselves around him cos he's White.

''Racial inferiority Complex'' de worry these celebs.
Am sure if the white man want free ''quashing'' dem go rush donate even the married ones go join