₦airaland Forum

Ifynoble100:
@ anigold it is not Udia Itam n Udia Akpan Andem but it is Urua Itam n Urua Akpan Andem

sorry udua itam n udua akpan andem

tchidi:


This cute Sultan don de old.

ladies hehehehe nawao... Just imagine what you have noticed.

Iran vs Nigeria during 2014 worldcup. My sisters were busy admiring the Iranian goal keeper, meanwhile super eagles were struggling to score...

Raxxye:
Nice one. Akwa Ibom ayaya!

so we should leave Udia Itam and Udia Akpan Andem to Shoprite...
Iso right.......

I will report her to Buhari and Lai Mohammed..

QueenEdna:
then be content wt what you have or repackage the babe to ur taste/standard. Dt shudnt be difficult.

babe
give me one like.. I just gave you one like...

coleon:
U think this kind of gehls send ur fine boy.Guy wake up d definition of fine boy has since changed d only thing that makes a man fine is his pocket and that's u need to check out Bance's babe (burkinafaso). If u think fine boy ll take u far with a dame then u re just starting.
Wot u need to do is to start getting paid nd become a star like ice prince.

abegi Bance na fine boy.. Do you know taye taiwo(former super eagles left back)

SUGARBEE:
Lol.. The posters above me ehn!

abeg u fit borrow me your skirt i wan use am sew suit...

casyrotts:
I be fine boy yet... I no fit get girls like this...... Na all this girls with ekuke dog face na im just dey love me....

may be you have ''Ekuke dog smell'' Hahahahahahahahaha

gmyguy:
be the first customer on queue

most time this does not help especially when the cashier hates your face, hates your face is popular with those old mamas in union bank....

castroevans:
Fifth, become a billionaire, u don't need to go to the bank to encounter the stress of withdrawal, rather u would call the branch manager to bring the said amount to ur location.
6th, Make sure one of the tellers is your gurlfrnd, boyfriend or your very very good friend.

chai the last one na true ooo..

One cruise were the one bank for oshodi, each time am dey i dont spend one minute on que...

But wetin i dey give am u people wont belive...

ishiamu:
Meanwhile, below are some of the latest topics from APC propaganda machinery. Enjoy and feel free to add yours

#APCpropaganda
Buhari's planned probe of FIFA: Sepp Blatter goes into hiding- Liar Mohammed

#APCpropaganda
Fear of Buhari: Satan falls from sky, sustains serious head injury - Passingshot

#APCpropaganda
Buhari's integrity sweeps through the animal world as mosquitoes suspend biting action indefinitely - Premium Times

#APCpropaganda
Buhari's body language: an aide of former president returns #12 trillion loot, begs for forgiveness - Liar Mohammed

#APCpropaganda
Buhari's body language: statue of George Washington shows sign of life in far away US - Mynd_4

#APCpropaganda
Fear of Buhari: One million witches and wizards storm Eagles square, renounce evil and beg for forgiveness- Beremx

#APCpropaganda
Buhari's fart powering Nigeria's power plants - Nations

#APCpropaganda
Buhari's body language: 65 year old woman healed of cervical cancer - Passingshot

#APCpropaganda
Buhari's integrity: over 12 million Nigerians employed in 2 months - Liar Mohammed

buhari's body language; Nigeria rose to become world's richest country.

BBL; Abacha apologizes from grave and returns 24 trillion naira.

BBL; Boko haram dennouce terrorism and return arms...

BBL; Poverty completely eradicated in Nigeria.

BBL: Prostitutes shuns Prostitution and becomes reverend sisters.

BBL; Nigerian stops farting in public places.

BBL; internet connection in Nigeria becomes the best in the world..

B8L; MTN gives 200 hours free call time to all Network worldwide.

BBL; Nigerian girls shuns peruvian,brazilian and argentine hairs...

BBL; Fruadulent Pentecostal pastors stops extortion of money from gullible members....

BBL; Nigerian girls shuns gifts from their boyfriends instead they start showing great act of benevolence....

BBL; traffic congestion disappears from Lagos roads...

BBL: N1 = $3......

Ewo........ Lol. Hahahahaha. This last one is so so real...

Freemanan:
WAITING FOR THEM TO APPROVE INCREASE IN ALLOWANCES... DAZALL..





GOOD DEVELOPMENT OLAWUNMI

you may wait till 2030, when we have gluttonic senators with N50M clothing allowance and greedy politicians...

Donlewis:
bravoooo!!! I think its a welcome development in that lite. but the collateral is not a good idea

its a good idea without collateral some dudes will get the loan and buy iphone6 for the dumb-ass girlfriends instead of investing in their planned businesses...

FREEEMANAN:
The National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) on Friday said it had secured over N200 million bank facility for disbursement to corps members as loans to enbale them start their businesses.

Director-General of the corps, said this when the Commander, Guards Brigade, Nigerian Army, Brig.-Gen. Musa Yusuf, paid a familiarisation visit to the NYSC Headquarters in Abuja.

“That has been a challenge; we train these corps members in the camp after the camp we have partners all over the country where corps members also receive training throughout the service year.

“Now, the issue is that when they get this training they don’t have start-up capital but we have been doing a lot to see there is opportunity for them to get startup capital. We have the NYSC foundation as we speak, the NYSC foundation has just approved loan worth N10 million for corps members.

“ Corps members based on the business plan they submit could get as much as N250, 000 and N400, 000. We have also signed an MoU with Bank of Industry though it is yet to take off but we are working on it.

“ A couple of months ago, I also approached Heritage Bank and Heritage Bank is setting aside the sum of N200 million under a package where corps members will get a soft loan and the only collateral they will have to drop will be their discharge certificate.

“ We are also talking with Central Bank Governor to see that a micro credit loan could be arranged specially to address corps members in this category.” He debunked allegations that the corps has yet to provide skill acquisition and entrepreneurship development to corps members, adding that the exercise had been ongoing since 2012.

According to Olawumi, the NYSC has so far trained over 400,000 corps members since the commencement of its skills acquisition programme in over 12 different skills.
He said that the NYSC, under the sponsorship of the World Bank, was currently partnering with an international organisation to train corps members interested in going into the building and property development sector.

Olawumi also called on the Guards Brigade to continue to assist the NYSC in ensuring the safety of corps members serving in the Federal Capital Territory as well as those serving in other states.

The director-general also directed the Director, Skills Acquisition and Entrepreneurship Development (SAED) of the corps, Mrs Mary Dan-Abia, to commence partnership with the brigade’s skills acquisition centre in Keffi, Nassarawa State.
Earlier, Brig.-Gen. Yusuf assured the NYSC that the brigade had made adequate security arrangements to ensure the safety of corps members serving in FCT. Yusuf said that part of the security arrangements put in place included regular patrolling of the FCT, adding the safety of corps members was one of the priorities of the Guards Brigade.

He also assured the NYSC boss that the brigade would continue to support and partner with the corps in the area of training of corps members and other related needs. “I am here on behalf of the Guards Brigade, officers and their families to commend you on the collaboration and support we have received from the NYSC so far.

“ I want to promise that this collaboration, support and understanding will be maintained. “ If there is anything we need to improve on in terms of our relationship or training to new corps members or any other area the Guards Brigade is here to support and assist.”


www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/nysc-secures-n200m-bank-facility-for-disbursement-to-corps-members-as-loans-dg/

i really hope the buharist wont say its started during buhari's administration.. When i served in lagos 2012 some corpers with excellent business plans were given loads of over N300k each..

Its a nice development,this will really helped the enterpreneurs....

kristisking:
Now imagine the situation to continue at that rate or even more,we will have nothing less than 50 thousand deaths,God forbids.Im sure if GEJ was given the chance to continue with his zeal to flush out the beasts,everything will have been history now.

instead of APC to join hands with GEJ and flush out bokoharam, APC and BBOG compaigners were using bokoharam as a political tool now , APC is in charge even oby ezekwesili is not even shouting 'bring back our girls' the woman is completely confused...

APC just realized that marrying a wife is easier than living as the husband...

This is not a good news at all...
The logic was that since an ex-general is in charge that bokoharam will become history but the opposite is the case now..

Even in the socalled worst clueless days of GEJ bokoharam did not have this level of liberty...

This change is gradually turning to vinegar....

sats:
woman,you killie show ... IMMEDIATELY
woman, you scatter show ... IMMEDIATELY

in victoria kimani's voice

and its sooooo haaaaaard,to say goodbye to my hoooooomie

blackberry passport ... your passport to headache
hahahahahahah

PS bros, sorry o, no vex

i love techno phones the problem is that the screen is more expensive than the price of the new phone... Lol

hrhobi1:
Which type of fish stew ? Shark fish or?

i have bongo fish and tilapia. Have you tasted tilapia stew with amala... The problem is that you will spend 1 hour removing bones

Very soon foreign schools will block all Nigerian students from any form of admission... I just dont understand why anyone should forge Educational certifcates....

In a decent society once theres issue of certificate forgery you cant be a public-office holder but in Nigeria anything goes...

During the biafra war; My Dad said there was one soldier who could not do most of the drills everyone used to make jest of him, but during the actual war He was one of the best marksman ever,He shots without missing, according to the story He virtually save my Dad's Life and many other soldiers due to him shooting skill..

During actual war The Drills make virtually no sense...

Rotjijatau:
What do you think guys?





Source: Www.premiumtimesng.com

its common sense aerodynamics , the weight of the soldiers above the bottom guy is greatly reduced..

But it looks fascinating....

PassingShot:
You have a right to be pained. Unfortunately, we cannot import politicians from other countries to play Nigerian politics.
The good thing is the head we now have was not part of those thieving and looting gang. It will make a lot of difference.

i really hope buhari will be able to function well in the mist of criminals...
The work becomes easier when one is surrounded by incorruptible elements....

missKiffy:
Ashawos dey even get pride now and making demands, na wah

its funny how every girl with a boyfriend make jest of ashawos when they are both ashawos in their way of thinking...

A girlfriend wants an iphone 6 for N60,000 before having s*x with her boyfriend but claims she is not a prostitute... When the babe is actually selling s*x for iphone/monies..


Hypocrisy everywhere...

I dont support prostitution but its seems what 65% of single ladies use in getting money is via selling s*x..

PassingShot:
Forget all the ifs and buts. NOTHING GEJ could do about Buhari. It's just as there was NOTHING OBJ could do about him.

PMB is as clean as any human can be.

GEJ/PDP are just like an employee who wants to be appreciated after being terminated for scoring 20% in his appraisal. Will the employers consider the failure performance given what they spent on his recruitment and training to achieve the 20%? Does it make any sense?

its funny that the same people that were looting,stealing ,thieving(if theres a word like this) in PDP are now screaming 'CHANGE' in APC...

The same set of criminals that loot this country to chronic starvation are now claiming saints, its very annoying and ridiculous...

And its makes me very angry, hypocrites every....

PassingShot:
If you have any evidence of APC sabotaging GEJ's regime, bring forth.
Besides, is it not an indictment that a govt allowed opposition party to sabotage its regime?
Cure yourself!

if GEJ was a tyrant do you think Buhari could have emerge as APC flag-bearer with all the issues about his waec certificate...
Or do you think if GEJ was like OBJ
we know how many political opponents were assasinated during OBJ's tenure.... Now APC are boasting as if it was all their sweats.

Governance is a continual process its only a foolish government that spend all its energy trying victimize the immediate government(instead of playing her positive contribution to the development of the country) forgetting that that GEJ is the main reason buhari is in power... We can remember what IBB did,anyone in power could have done that and nothing would have happened, i mean nobody will cough... And sure you wont be ready to die for this entity called Nigeria..

Every right thinking Nigerian wants Buhari to succeed as our President...

So APC should stop making noise and start working the miracles they promised during compaign... Everybody cant be fooled at the same time...

aguiyi:
only in the zoo do you hear news like this.

the other day they were cutting down trees in a bid to stop people selling foreign currencies. Before then it was a presidential visit to cows in daura .

this your foreign currency news if funny... Ahahahahahaha

i think the school actually recruited jazzmen(magicians) to help fight boko haram,but the news says 'hunters' my issue is i hope they hunters wont turn into a ''rape gang'' or a 'criminal gang'

I perceive bad-bellism on this thread. Kokomaster carry go no mind haters. Haters still gonna no matter what you do...

SirLegal:
wow... wow... Am grateful Sir.
And a big AMEN to your prayers for me Sire.

Ad multous annos to me. To many years.

This your GAME OF THRONES status make sense...

Bacteriocin:
See as dem just dey rotate am between demselves....
Na wa ooooo.
Daughter of the former head of state and now a wife of a governor. Tomorrow now dey wil stil link the family to another post, maybe pikin minister....
God will kuku deliver us from dese people o

hmmmm na so we see am ooo

The same set of families ruling Nigeria since 1960. If father is president,daughter will become senator, son will become Governor after 20 years, another son will become minister...

Looks like we are practising monarchy...

morbeta:
I believe in this man(Buhari) indeed he is a product of common sense revolution. I love that fact that Federal character will be applied in appointments of ninisters, so that people will truely see that he belongs to everybody and belongs to nobody.

96% of his appointees so far comes from the North,so tell me where is the federal character abi regional character....

Am not surprised a man that overthrew a democratic elected government will always behave like a military dictator... Old habits

INTROVERT:
hahahahhahahahahaha.... am waiting for deadzone and cutehector to ask me for unclad pic

on a personal request where is your unclad pictures?...
My unclad picture is on my profile....