₦airaland Forum

noblesteph:
jx passing....not a guy...would have bin interested.....yawning o...ma bed calling....gudnit

baby girl open door now, i still de outside rain wan beat me... Abeg.
I bought suya and the rechareg card u ask of .. Its really cold out here... I hope you are wearing my favourite night gown.... The revealing one...

Captainswag225:
so o.p, what u are trying to tell us is that u saw a lady and couldnt woo, a sharp guy saw her and wooed her. Now u are pained. Shame on u. Mr blunt mouth

you need to read the story again, i believe the lady was sitting in front of him in the danfo,so it could have been awkward for 2 dudes to be wooing one lady at the same time...

segtak25:
Source :http://streetgist.com/revealed-new-tricks-lagos-guys-use-to-woo-girls-inside-public-buses/

bros this your story should be in the jokes section, i cant stop laughing... Hahahahahaha ... The type of odour oozing out of lagos danfo is out of this world...

I sat near one lady her body odour smell like dead rat, i mean dead rat... The funny thing is that the lady was behaving as if she is Omotala... Mtchew... I now walk around with body spray...

Mbkite:
e.g ?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm let me think.... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm let me bros i dont know.... Lets wait after 2 years

freeslash:
Thank you my brother, u truely a good Nigerian.
Jonathan knows that power is not by force, he went there peacefully and has left peacefully.
They sabotaged his government. Yet today Nigeria is going great.
If under corruption allegations Jonathan achieved this great fits, it will be embarrassing if PMB got nothing with his holiest of government.
God us Watching.

GEJ was never a saints but he was better than 99% of our past leaders...

good post... Its funny when APC will say that GEJ did not do anything good they forgot that GEJ turned Nigeria into the largest economy in Africa.
He prevented a bloody civil war . He allowed freedom of press which the APC greatly abused to their advantage. He did not intimidate anyone with assasinations we all know what happened in previous civilian administrations...... Lastly He accepted Defeat for peace to reign something our General wont do...

Namady:
Naija go better Inshaa Allah/IJN

are you a Chrislam?
You cant be both A christian and a muslim?

Namady:
Naija go better Inshaa Allah/IJN

are you a Chrislam?
You cant be both A christian and a muslim?

For those who invested their ''monies/stolen public funds'' in buhari's compaign with the hope that buhari will allow you guys taste the national cake,sorry that ain't gonna happen anytime soon...

The likes of ameachi and tinubu have just been scammed... But if you invested your money for a better Nigeria/positive change then time shall decide whether it was a justifiable investment...

Its still early days to judge our General, lets wait after 24 months and see what he can do...

If it gets to penalties sevilla might win...

therealdeal10:
Dah mathieu is a bastard!!!

my friend stake N100,000 for barca to win, the guy is restless right now... I just dey pity am...

ECOTERRORS:
Amaechi is a criminal that will surely be jailed

according APC everybody in APC are not corrupt... Hahahahahahahahahahahaha..

Meanwhile our General is looking for who to probe while there are hundreds of criminals around him...

Ridiculous stories hitting front page since 2005... How does a bunch of women dancing got anything to do with your life...
You be aproko.. Nawao

obinnajr:
PLEASE WILL DI MARIA PLAY TONIGHT?

yes in fact jay jay okocha is going to make his debut today in the colours of barcelona... In fact finidi may even be on field.

buzquet:
Barcelona midfielder Ivan Rakitic is full of confidence that his side can claim the next trophy of a possible sextuple when they face Sevilla in Tuesday's Uefa Super Cup in Tbilisi.

Spain's strength in European club football was underlined by the respective successes of Barca and Sevilla in the Champions League and Europa League finals at the end of last season.

Sevilla defended their title with a 3-2 victory over Dnipro, while Barca completed the treble thanks to their 3-1 triumph over Juventus.

Barca have recent experience of glory on this occasion, with victories in 2011 and 2009, although they were defeated 3-0 by Sevilla in the 2006 showpiece.

And Rakitic, who moved to Camp Nou from Sevilla in 2014, believes the Catalan giants can enjoy a repeat of 2009, when they lifted six trophies.

"Nobody wants to do that more than we do," he said. "But we have to take things each step at a time. And the first chance is on Tuesday in Tbilisi.

"We are confident in ourselves and in our strengths. We'll work even harder than we did last year. But we know that there will be hard times this season too.

"We've got a strong team and I just try to be myself. I like taking on responsibilities, as I have done at all the clubs I've played for. My role won't change because Xavi has gone. I am Rakitic and I have my own virtues."

Barca will be without Neymar, who has been diagnosed with mumps, while Adriano, Douglas, and Jordi Alba are all injured.

Sevilla's Michael Krohn-Dehli, a fresh arrival from Celta Vigo in the off-season, concedes his side are underdogs, and that Tuesday's clash may come too soon for all the new signings to gel.

"Maybe yes, maybe no. We will find out after the game," he said.

"It's true that with so many new players we need a bit of time to adapt and get to know each other. In any case, we are ready to go out and play well and we want to win.

"Barca have won the league, the Copa del Rey and the Champions League. However, last season as a Celta player I was able to win at Camp Nou. In a game you always have a chance."


http://www.goal.com/en/match/barcelona-vs-sevilla/2036730/preview

i want sevilla to win barca has won alot this last season... But sevilla may not have the fire-power to do that..

Thou i still believe in miracles...

Kingspin:
We know, the past govt spend 50% of their time waging war against political/economic cabals, bokoharam etc while the other 50% was use to work/build some federal roads and aviation remodelling, railways, power plants, agriculture etc. During the last election, I saw clear-cut hatred, anger and sentiment been driven by politicians become of power that should ordinarily belong to Nigerian people. Some political experts said the atmosphere was over whelm by fear of the unknown such situation were belive to have never occur in Nigeria. To the extent that a group far away in America saw it all and predict that the country will break up by 2015. I bet u if the same cabals mount against Buhari his govt will also collapse. What we need now is a total restructure of Nigeria for nationally development. Right now, the country is not an investing destination rather a consuming and wasteful nation. And for how long do we continue to live from hand to mouth? too bad.

you just read my mind... Post of the thread.... Sensible and educating...

ELVISHOT:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/banks-reduce-withdrawal-limits-on-atms/

Are they fighting inflation or what?

is this how to fight devaluation of the naira.. What a primitive and ineffective measure instead of working on diversifying the economy and not dependent on crude oil revenue...

The problem is that our economy basically depends on the prices of crude oil on the international market...

Until when we improve other sectors like Agriculture, Technology,tourism etc; the value of the naira will still crash down like a pack of cards...

ChuzzyBlog:
Elsie, the beautiful wife of comedian Basketmouth shared the photo on Instagram...



https://instagram.com/p/6NBbyRr40o/?taken-by=elsieokpocha

please tell her to cover her kro-kro

some Nigerian women trying to copy kim kardashian since 2010..

Am just watching on the sideline... Waiting like a hawk to pounce on the prey...

WOCKHARDI:
Looted funds must be returned. Good for us.
But saying that only funds looted under Jonathan's PDP administration must be returned is not 'Justice and Equity '. At least the 16 years of PDP rot and embezzlement will be a good starting point.

am a PDP man i will advocate that the probe should start from atleast OBJ's tenure... Am 100% sure buhari does not have the guts to do this... Its like everyone in the class making noise and you as the teacher decides to punish only the smallest/youngest student in the class because you are afraid of the other students...

Bujandy:
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dont you want to make money.. Why not sell yours..

Abi sell your brain for $1Billion in mexico

bvibesblogger:
http://thenationonlineng.net/buhari-to-jonathan-looted-funds-must-be-returned/

good one..

Please tell GEJ
tell OBJ
tell Ibb
tell ameachi
tell tinubu
tell other politicians too to return stolen funds..
So that APC will have more money to re-loot or more money to develop Nigeria positively

Freegift75:
www.leadership.ng/news/452905/im-richer-than-bill-gates-pastor-adeboye

you mean spiritual wealth or physical wealth...
Well its possible that you are richer than bill gates..
Tithes and offering is like oil money...

Hahahahaha i thought Ameachi was supposed to be the minister of petroleum.... He was busying playing judas iscariot to the Northerners betraying his master/brother in the Process... Now he will be playing 'house boy'

ijustdey:
http://www.punchng.com/news/president-to-head-ministry-of-petroleum-for-18-months/

seems to me this administration is just concentrating on oil, what happen to Agricultute,tourism,Technology and other sectors...

Well if this will sanitized the petroleum industry good, the last time OBJ did same it lead to more corruption/looting.

But its bad news to Amaechi and the gang of prospective ministers

kazzonline:
Funny how d sis he was protecting might go back to the same guy!! Ladies cud be complicated atimes thou!!

But very nice one gee,id do the same for ma sis as well

please sorry lets use the right words some women can be 'gullible' 'materialistic' 'careless' 'insensitive' and 'naive'

am sure by this time wednesday the girl in question will be in the house of the Abusive boyfriend su**king and F**cking in the name of 'i love him' ...

When yawa gas again this time the story might send one of them to the hospital or worse places...

Some ladies/girls are just plain stupid. How can you date and open your legs for a Man that abuses you just because he buys you recharge card and pays for your hair-do...

Its also dangerous to defend a foolish person(a senseless person)..

PDPwayoo:
why waste money on dstv? the solution is buy smart tv and watch all live matches free online channels. or use your pc to watch all live matches online.
Im sure internet speed in Nigeria has improved and cheaper now.

I know more than 20 channels u can watch premiership. I ENJOY LIVE WWE RAW, SMACK DOWN, WRESTLEMANIA, SUMMER SLAM ETC ONLINE...... DSTV CANT NEVER SHOW LIVE WWE ONLY RECORDED.

abeg explained this smart tv stuff thanks... DSTV de craze