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Trina0936:
The person above me is mad.

. . With your bleached skin and bleached face.

Na so

wurabecca:
Legendary! Problem Child gbogbo NL!, you need to see my Sister reading your comments *like she's gonna c**!*

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No exaggerations, You need to see how you crack Us!

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Brother Smellymouth, limmie be the first to say this........

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A lot of People always look forward for your comments

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Abeg get lost, which comments.

Na so

soldierdollar:
But will the old hag admit his mistakes ? No. His media aides will continue to defend and patch up his inadequacies and incompetence. The most appalling part is that citizens who are meant to object to the caricature policies are the ones praising every of his wrong moves .
The pioneers of the newly founded BMC ; sarrki , omenkalives, ngenukwenu, madridguy and other APC zombies will not find anything wrong with appointing incompetence to head sensitive positions.


Like Buhari, like Failure

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U forgot to mention Antiwailer, beremx, vexdacool, mynd44 etc

Rip

Lala

rowland545:
how can I eat something DAT scares d living daylight out of me...
y did God have to create snakes ...

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Lol, same question here.

But this woman fugly oooooo

Na wa

Apostle Suileman is guilty, quote me anywhere.

beautydutch:
she looks so preety in d first pix

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I tell u, thatz definitely d most preety and beautiful pix of her.

I work as an electrician apprentice for 3years and i did my freedom, the first 3months as my own boss was very good because i normally had works at hand i was always been called here and there for electrical works, my tools bag as at then was dark blue.
But ever since i bought my black tools bag which contain my pleir, screw drivers, cutter, knife, hammer e.t.c i have not been getting works as i used to before.
My girlfriend from Cotonou just saw my tools bag some minutes ago and she told me to change it that black tools bag brings bad luck that her mother and brother told her so.
She also gave me stories of her father and her brother and how black tools bag also gave them bad luck, with their handwork until they changed it.
Please nairalanders help me because for 7months now am always at home am not been called as it used to be before for electrical works.
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Lalasticlala, mynd44, dominique
help a fellow nairalander please.

Lamzee:
Try to Change it,

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I work as an electrician apprentice for 3years and i did my freedom, the first 3months as my own boss was very good because i normally had works at hand i was always been called here and there for electrical works, my tools bag as at then was dark blue.
But ever since i bought my black tools bag which contain my pleir, screw drivers, cutter, knife, hammer e.t.c i have not been getting works as i used to before.
My girlfriend from Cotonou just saw my tools bag some minutes ago and she told me to change it that black tools bag brings bad luck that her mother and brother told her so.
She also gave me stories of her father and her brother and how black tools bag also gave them bad luck, with their handwork until they changed it.
Please nairalanders help me because for 7months now am always at home am not been called as it used to be before for electrical works.
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Lalasticlala, mynd44, dominique
help a fellow nairalander please.

I work as an electrician apprentice for 3years and i did my freedom, the first 3months as my own boss was very good because i normally had works at hand i was always been called here and there for electrical works, my tools bag as at then was dark blue.
But ever since i bought my black tools bag which contain my pleir, screw drivers, cutter, knife, hammer e.t.c i have not been getting works as i used to before.
My girlfriend from Cotonou just saw my tools bag some minutes ago and she told me to change it that black tools bag brings bad luck that her mother and brother told her so.
She also gave me stories of her father and her brother and how black tools bag also gave them bad luck, with their handwork until they changed it.
Please nairalanders help me because for 7months now am always at home am not been called as it used to be before for electrical works.
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Lalasticlala, mynd44, dominique
help a fellow nairalander please.

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ShineuEye:
[size=15pt]How Afonja (Yorubas) lost the Ilorin throne[/size] - Vanguard Newspaper
Date: 2000-10-22
THE rivalry between the Fulani and Afonja descendants over the throne of Ilorin is rooted in history.
While the Fulani rest the case of their claim to the kingship of the ancient town on the fact that the monarch had from the time immemorial been produced by them, the Afonja descendants, who like majority of the people of the town are Yoruba, say since their ancestor founded Ilorin, their claim to the throne ought not to be disputed.

History appears in support of the former's position although the progenitor of the Fulani indigenes of Ilorin, Alimi, was actually a tenant to Afonja.

The death of Afonja and Alimi, however, saw the eldest son of the latter emerging as the first monarch of what was then known as Ilorin.

Historical sources, tracing the story to the 19th Century, said Ilorin of today was founded by Afonja, the then Aare Ona Kakanfo (Generalisimo) to Alaafin of old Oyo (Oyo Ile), who used the town as his military outpost. It was this outpost that he carried out his war expeditions for the Alaafin. In the usual nomadic wandering, Alimi arrived Ilorin and was hosted by Afonja. Soon after Alimi took Ilorin as his place of abode, a rift broke out between Alaafin and Afonja. When the disagreement reached the climax and the two had to take up arms, Afonja, out of regard for Alimi's spiritual and military prowess, sought his support. Alimi helped in mobilising an army in support of Afonja leading to victory over Alaafin. The defeat led the then Alaafin migrating from old Oyo to the site now called Oyo.

After the war, Alimi became a teacher to Afonja's children as the latter wanted his offsprings to learn the secret of power. When both died, Alimi's son, Abdulsalami, inherited his father's duty of teaching Afonja's children.

When the idea of appointing somebody to head the village came, the eldest child of Afonja wanted to have the position but met opposition from Abdulsalami who had military support from his fellow Fulani kinsmen. Abdulsalami ultimately became the ruler of what is now called Ilorin around 1831.

The issue now is that Afonja's descendants believe that their forefathers were cheated and want a redress. But the Alimi people are claiming that the Afonja people never ruled Ilorin and, as such, no precedent exists to back their position.

Penultimate week's incident was not the first time the Afonja and the Yoruba would attempt to assert their right to Ilorin kingship.

Historical sources said in 1895, the Yoruba rose against the then emir, burnt his palace and killed him. But the revolt did not result in enthronement of a Yoruba king. In 1913, when Lord Lugard administered the northern and southern Nigeria, Yoruba were said to have spearheaded a riot over tax to bring the rulership of the then emir to ridicule. In 1936, the Yoruba, according to sources, also moved to oust Emir Abdulkadir who was banished to Kaduna but got reinstated by the colonial administration.

In 1978, the George Innih administration of Kwara State raised a judicial panel of inquiry to look into the Yoruba agitation.

The Yoruba people reportedly made a case for the merging of Kwara State with the Southwest before the commission while also laying claim to the Ilorin throne. It was said they even claimed antecedent to the throne as they allegedly said Yoruba had produced four obas in Ilorin before the advent of the Fulani. But the Alimi people, in a counter position, claimed there was no known Yoruba king in the town before their forefather mounted the throne.

The report of the panel never saw the light of day while there was also no white paper from government.

A twist to the tussle was the recent petition by three of the six Yoruba chiefs (mogajis) in Ilorin to the State House of Assembly complaining that they had been classified as ungraded by government allegedly at the behest of the emir. Their non-grading, according to the chiefs, suited the emir, so that there would be no rivalry of any sort from the Yoruba to his authority. Ilorin Descendants Progressive Union (IDPU), formed to protect the interest Ilorin indigenes who are of Fulani extraction, once in its opposition to the upgrading of the chiefs, said dong so would bring them at par with Gambari. But the Afonja Descendants Union (ADU) which came on stream in 1978 to advance the cause of the Yoruba in the town and with Kasumu as its leader would hear none of that. The group is allegedly pressuring the legislature to grade the chiefs.

Another angle to the agitation is the demand for Oya State that will comprise the Yoruba speaking areas of Kwara and Kogi States. The move, it was said, is to pull the rug from under the feet of the emir and end the Fulani rulership of Ilorin.

The Yoruba people of Ilorin are not alone in the struggle. The pan-Yoruba meeting which took place in Ibadan last year demanded restructuring of Kwara State such that Ilorin would be grouped with the Southwest. Analysts interpreted this to mean that the parley did not believe that any emir had any business on Ilorin throne.

- See more at: http://www.ilorin.info/fullnews.php?id=10472#sthash.oB61OKvZ.dpuf

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Thanks for posting the whole piece here.

I have been seeing and observing how some ipod yooths calls the Yoruba Afonjas, and i decided to do some little research concerning it, i just opened google search just now and i typed Afonjas. And i saw many results e.g from Vanguard and wikipedia, so i read the wikipedia own but i was not satisfied unti i read the one from another website. Smh
i saw how the Yorubas lost illorin to the Fulanis, mhen i was so disappointed reason is because the Yorubas could not fight for their right after Abdulsalami a fulani man forcefully sat on the throne which the first son of Afonja (the rightful heir to the throne) is supposed to sit on, the Yorubas did't bother to protest or stage a war out of fear of the fulanis army smh. Up till date the decendants of the throne are all Fulanis. Smh
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I would have posted everything here but am so lazy right now to copy and paste, but here is a link :
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http://www.ilorin.info/fullnews.php?id=10472

Hungry one finish me, just because say my garri dun finish. Na yeaterday morning eba and after garri when are soak still dey my belle till now. Ar just weak this money. Ar one sell my phone make i see money chop atleast for the nest one week. The only thing wey dey still dey give me small joy and happiness. As i dey here so i just weak, common N60 i nor see take cook indomie chop. Even doh i get the money self, no kerosine for stove. This suffer dun too much ooo. He better make i just die make i know say i dun go, than to continue sleeping with empty stomach everyday. As i nor get papa wen fit train me for school so. I still manage learn work. But i dun free, but since everywhere dry, ar nor dey get work. Ar dun carry block tire even after learning an handwork, so tey no work again since last month come reach now I dun tire for this life. Are dun tire. He no go better for the people when vote buhari, he no go better for them.

ruggedised:
op ur own small

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Bros this your camera na die oooooo
this your camera na 88.0MP ooooo

Sai Buhari... Oya Zombies over to you.

Krisan234:
you dey mind am, i just dey watch am, he withdrew it just to buy something, probably a gift for the wedding, i know he still have more left, and if i talk of hardship, he will join in the conversation, bros na #2300.63k remain for my account, i dey plan to use am subscribe my GOTV wey i dey watch dey forget my sorrow/hardship.

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Gbammmmmmmm at the bolded
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Bros the thing surprise me ooooo. People dey complain of hardship he one still complain, and worst part of it all he withdrew the cash just to use it to buy something, that means he still has alot of cash remaining at his account. I swear to God Almighty as am here now i have only N539.39 only at my account. Such is life

talktrue1:
Last week, I was at Enugu for a wedding and wanted to buy something worth of N65,000 from market. I went to use my Ecobank ATM card on Union Bank ATM along Ziks Avenue. I withdrew N20,000 three times i.e. N60,000 and put it in my bag. On getting to the seller, I removed N5,000 from my wallet and added to the money I withdrew from ATM. After counting the money twice in my presence, he said that the money is N62,000. I counted it back myself and it was short of N3,000. I searched my bag again and nothing was left inside

I was sure of the N5,000 from my wallet, and so definitely the shortage was from the ATM. Having withdrawn three times and having a shortage of N3,000, It therefore means that I was paid N19,000 on every N20,000 withdrawn.

I couldn’t go back to the bank for complaint since it was ATM transaction and I have never experienced such.

Na so I lost N3k for this hardship

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Bros i nor tink say d hardship reach where u dey ooo. For u to still have up to 65k, the hardship nor touch you at all.

Mtchewwwww

herbie27:
All i see is comments from one jealous fan.

Who told her Kim doesn't post pics on daily basis.

BTW, is it Adaeze hobo or Adaeze Yobo.


This girl needs a job seriously.

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Before you rush to type as mrs too know, look your keyboard very well you ll see that its Y that she wanted to type instead of the H she typed up there, don't just rush to type trash as mrs too know. Its just a typo error.

[quote author=onismate post=47588570]This is a story about my friend, how he got a job that changed his life. Read....


Few months back while I was still serving as a corp member. The federal Government was yet to activate the months alert on my phone, we were yet to be paid the month’s allowee. I was going to my PPA and I had a little money on me. I had to use my corper power to be stopping any car I find going towards my direction. I had my NYSC cap on me. I stopped some who refused to carry me. But I no blame them. They felt corpers love free ride a lot. One that I stopped, it was a lady that was driving the car. Na so she just whined down the glass. I begged if she could take me to my destination. She asked how much I was willing to pay. I told her that I only had N100 on me. The she looked at me. Her facial reaction looked as if she should slap. “Look corper, don’t you ever stop my car if you don’t have money,” she said as she zoomed off. “Chaiii,” I thought she would even be considerate as a lady. Na so I stay there till one car was passing by. I was even scared of stopping it but I managed to use my corpers cap to stop it, and it stopped. The driver was a mid-aged man. He said he was going towards Port Harcourt. And that was my direction though I won’t get to Port Harcourt. Well he asked me to come in.
As we move towards my location, we began chatting. He asked me my name and school I graduated from. I told him my name, and that I graduated from Federal University of Agriculture (Funaab). He asked me my state of origin. At first I became scared, hoping he doesn’t want to kidnap me. Because kidnapping is rampant in Rivers state. He told me his name is Mr Philip and said he’s the CEO of a new oil and gas servicing firm in Port Harcourt. I was just amazed when he said he’s the CEO of an oil and gas serving firm. Because he was looking casual without much swag. My orientation when he said he was the CEO of his oil firm, I thought it was a huge oil and gas firm. I be don think say the man was sitting untop of money. Not until he told me he only has one employee which is himself. I be don think say I don hammer. You need to see the way I frowned my face as if I lost a jackpot. After much talk, he gave me his complimentary card and dropped me where I was supposed to drop before going his way.
In the evening, I called his line and appreciated him for dropping me off with his car. He said he liked people like me who are smart, intelligent and purpose oriented. Na so I appreciate him compliment.
3 weeks later, Mr Philip called me. He said he had a client in Buguma were I was staying that he wants to supply Marine gas to. And that I should send him my email address so he would send me the quotations for the client so I print and send it to him. At first I began wondering if this Mr Philip is not up to a scam. “Because you barely know me.” “You just took me in your car once and you want to send quotation to someone through me.” To me it doesn’t really add up. As Mr Philip was still talking on phone, I was just wondering what to tell him. Whether to tell him ‘No’ or “yes.” I had to cut the call and told him that I will call him back. I had to think about it. My friends who were around were laughing at that I don enter one chance. But I thought about it. Since its just to print email and send it to someone. But another thought came up. What of if he was trying to set me up to be kidnapped. As I was thinking about it, Mr Philip called again. He saw that I was sounding afraid. He said I shouldn’t be scared, since I am a corper, that he will even send the client to corpers lodge to take the quotations. I tell say “No problem,” and I sent him my email address. He sent the quotations and I printed it out. Na so I begin wait for call to know the next step. After 2 hours, the client called that he was on his way out of Buguma. And that I should wait for him at the corpers lodge gate so he can collect the quotation. I went to the gate, I and two of my friends to wait. Because I no wan just take chances. As we waited, a find white venza drove by and stopped at our front. The driver whind down and asked who he was speaking with on phone. I told him I was the one. He apologized for delaying. I gave him the quotations and he left. I called Mr Philip that I have delivered the quotation. He thanked me and sent airtime to me. I was happy.
As time went on, Mr Philip will call and said he was out of town. He would send me transport fare and send me to deliver quotations to some companies.
One day, I decided to visit his office in Abuloma Jetty in Port Harcourt. It was just a room in one big complex. He welcomed me and we talked so well. He said he would love me to join him in that company. He wants me to be marketing and distributing gases to company as he is trying to face gas business squarely. But I was so gullible that I underrated him and the business. I was yet to understand that he was giving me employment on a platter of gold. I was even yet to understand that gas business is the ink thing now. Na so I begin do shakara. I told him I will think about it since it’s a few weeks before my passing out. He said he just liked me. That I will be his first employee and infact he doesn’t send people on an errand like the way he sends me. He just wants to integrate me as he raises huge money to venture into the business because he is bidding for a big Government contract.
I told my friends about Mr Philips offer, many of them discouraged me. They mocked me, feeling marine gas, gas is not a lucrative business. That he (Mr Philip) is trying to play on my intelligence, and I was being fooled. I never knew that them too were gullible as me. Because some of them studied accounting and commercial courses in school so they only understand oil and not gas.
As time went on, I had no choice because there is no job. I took Mr Philips offer with an open heart and hand. After my POP, I am no longer a corper, some of my friends went back home while I stayed in Mr Philip house with his family. I gave my best as I worked, delivering gases to companies. I was just the chief marketer. For three months I was not paid but I was hopeful in the business. I even help in drafting out big companies that we contact if they need gases.
In the 4th month, first week, we landed huge marine gas supply contract. We were so busy throughout the month that My Oga, Mr Philip employed more hands. At the end of the month, N5m was paid into my account by the company. I was shocked. I thought it was too much according to what I told Mr Philip. He said the money is even too small for the commitment and job I was doing. That if it were bigger companies, they will pay me more, but we are just starting and as time goes on, he will increase it. Chaiii, na so my life don change ooo. Thank God I didn’t listen to my friends.
This is my 6th month in the company and we are getting bigger and better. More workers are coming in. Never despise your humble beginning. And am sure am going to make more money.

Let this be a contact of blessing to me. In Jesus mighty name. Amen

Fedayeen02:
You are laughing because you know I'm saying the truth. Stop giving him attention or better stilllet his thread be among thosebearly mmorning short stories that no body cares about



Thank you Buratai the snale charmer .


Modified;

So you finally push this lies again to Fp. Only that guy wears corper cap and board taxi in all his stories

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Laugh one burst my belle die for here oooooo, hahahahaha. Bros na true you talk sha, you nor lie. But this is crazily very funny, ar one laugh die.

janefrancisca:
When am ready to date, i will date for companionship.

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Is that guy am seeing on your dp not Obaro, (the guy with long head) sorry to say, but that was what we use to call him then. That is if its him, or are my eyes deceiving me.

Footballers 10X take a look at C.Ronaldo and Lionel Messi for example, both earns about
10 - $15,000 dollars in a week. So what are we saying?

26years and already a billionaire, God bless my hustle