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Hello Nairalanders please help, whenever i wants to buy credit for Facebook ads i don't receive otp code "safe token" but if am funding my merrybet account i normally receives it, what is the problem, i needs response please.

Kaxmytex:
Watching porn and masturbation, stubborn scenario u can find yourself..

If you are getting rid of them, definitely, the vaccum is still gon be there and you nid to fill the space up, if not they occupy dere space back..

Solution to masturbation..
As a guy, u nid to
Get ursef a girlfriend...shyness should have no room coz na bad market im be.
As a girl, swallow ur pride and consider this brother wey dey disturb you.. .

Solution to watching porn..
Block any porn site u can think off on your phone, to avoid unblocking it, download any presidential speech by buhari..

Anytime u feel lyk watching a porn, jux play that buhari speech..


Dont thank me, what are friends for

Sir, please how can one block porn site on his phone

noble71:
if you are here to read NwaAmikpe comment click like let know ourselves

What nonsense, is nwaamaikpe now a celebrity or what, and some fools are really liking and sharing your comments, smh

ifeanyija:
Weda worst or not, you guys are also into crime

What nonsense, did i tell u am a yoruba??
Btw i ve never seen any drug crime that the perpetrators is not Igbo, not even once

ifeanyija:
e pain am, when they insult Igbos everyday what did u say?

Some of the afonjas or whatever u calls them are tribalistic but u guys own are more worst, make una try get small sense abeg.

BUHARImyDOG:
NO single IGBO MAN, IGBO AMAKA

Try get small sense naaa, kids everywhere

AMZYMAYO:
Who are you reaching with your content? What is the objective?

It's just for entertainment and fun

UltimateM:
You can edit the contents of the page. Don't post things that could make people distaste to show up. Simply write positive things on your page subject matter

But i wrote something like business u cn do with less than 80k, i wrote different kinds of business, i bet there is nothing good enough that cn beat that. I really don't knw why am not getting the page likes

majamajic:
u paid Facebook to boost it and at the end those people don't find it interesting to follow, that's it

I didn't payed for it, i only shared it on Facebook groups to get those views

Hello fellow nairalanders, please i needs your help and advice, i created a Facebook page few days ago, and since then i have been updating it with relevant information and sharing it on some Facebook groups in other to gain more views, likes and shares, but i have seen already that it has more views of up to 11k yet my page hasn't even gotten up to 100 likes, am really so tired an frustrated and don't know what to do about this, please i needs your advice.

More

More :

Scrrenshots below : smh

[quote author=mayberry1 post=66380569][/quote]Okay, tnk u very much ma'am.

tolulope2021:
Oga, very interesting. If u avnt seem it, u haven't seen nothing.

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I ve heard about it, but never have i seen someone here on Nairaland counting it among their best ever watch movies, it's always 24, prison break, etc


Never heard of someone rating Vikings as interesting as u are doing now, but i will give it a try am downloading 5 episodes from season 1 just to get a glimpse of how it looks like.

Swagahyk:
1. Game of thrones 2. Walking dead 3. Vikings 4.the originals 5.the 100

Sir, is Vikings really that interesting?

BleSSedMee:
Dear OP, how about you taking this test result to a Pharmacist?

Or better still, go with your doctor's advise.

Okay sir, tnk u very much

mayberry1:
Medically, it's not advisable to take vitamin C while on malaria drugs. vitamin C acts as an antioxidant which counters the effect of the anti-malaria drug from being effective.

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Sir, is orange among the vitamin c u are talking about, bcus i always licks orange immediately after taking drugs

ezugegere:
U don't need Cipro. You have malaria. Take any antimalarial that works for u. Maybe Lonart DS. Or you can go for boiled Dogoyaro leave mixed with small stout if u don't have money.

Tnk u very much sir

XX01:
This type of malaria affects the brain and you can die. Please go to the hospital.

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Hmmmmm, u are serious or just joking??

I stated feeling sick and unwell last week Monday, so i bought some drugs that evening, so i became fine but the next morning i started feeling unwell again, so i bought some drugs but it didn't worked, even up till this moment am feeling very unwell, so i went to do text and the result came out, the doctor who ran the text for me then told me i have malaria, that he doesn't want to give me drugs or injection because of the type of malaria i got, he said i needs drips because it will circulate in the whole of my body therefore giving me fast relieve, he told me i needs to be admitted, but the problem am having now is that i really don't wants to be admitted because i have a very important issue to take care of starting from tomorrow and the whole of the week, and worst of all its not something that can wait or be postponed, i really don't know what to do right now am really so confused, isn't there any good malaria drugs that i can get from over the counter pharmacies that can bring down this malaria, i thought drugs works very effectively on malaria, am really feeling so sick right now, please i needs lists of effective malaria drugs


Here is my test result below :

Lalasticlala please help me, so i can get more reviews

Cooly100:
But everyone has rejected your scam APC.

From Gowon, IBB, OBJ, TY Danjuma, northern groups, Amnesty International, Transparency International, Martin Luther King Centre, Afenefere, Ohaneze, Middle belst groups.

I didn't see you sycophants on the thread to give out N1 million to anyone who could say any project APC has started and completed for 3 years despite spening N11 trilion.

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Baba abeg make dem give me link to the thread abeg

Blonchilli:
If you've seen Gone Girl you'll know a woman can be raped. Apart from the whole consensual sex and woman right I don't think a man who respects his wife will do any of these. It goes beyond hitting a woman or holding her down while you force your way because you're married to her. Apart from the penetration while she's sleeping which sometime I see it as being naughty but not everytime. It's all about respecting your woman. Sometimes you just have to study the lady, not everytime she's in the mood. That's why it's important to ask how her day was and talk, you can't ask a woman who was ridiculed at work for sex, how do you want her to feel. Sometimes no matter how bad her day was showing some concern could lighten the mood, everyone become happy. Yes a wife can be raped

You don't really knows much, women pretends alot, do u know that the female vagina has more that 8,000 nerve endings responsible for sexual pleasure, while the male penis has just 4,000 nerve endings responsible for sexual pleasure, do u knw the feelings of when u are ejaculating when having sex?? That is what women feels when been penetrated by a dick normally "how much more, just imagine the feelings they feels when Cumming" just try and imagine it, rape or no rape they enjoys sex to the fullest with such imaginable pleasure, just that they pretends alot.

biacan:
Gigolo

Una two dey craz abi??

Boc007:
1. Focus: I started having good focus with high and stable attentiveness to discussions. Unlike before I could pretend listening to someone having any discussion with me but my mind would be, "please try and end the topic I need to go to a private place and think of what matters to me(jack off)."

2. Social: My social life started making sense, I always felt like going out on a daily basis. I try to be funny when I discuss with people and lively, it's like I'm loved by everyone and vice verse. Unlike before, I hid my self constantly, loved thinking and being alone. If I managed to go out, i tend to develop shyness when anyone passed by and if a lady walked close I used to have plenty thoughts and acted like a seriously confused fellow(should I look at her, or I should snub her) and my face will be like )

3. Freak: a month later, I started feeling like a freak, each time I walk across a lady, only one thing comes to my mind. I always feel like talking to her and briefly tell her "hello how are you? Please can I have sex with you" The thought of having sex became so climax, that I could stay on my bed and try to flip my waist, hold firm and remember that with time it will stop. One of my motivation is that (there is a man who wants to force me to do what I don't want(devil) and he is right there) as soon as I remember that, I just control myself again)

4. IQ: few months later I noticed my IQ increased. My brain is now connecting easily.I remember things fast and it makes me happy, I always feel like going back to school again knowing fully well that I can compete with the best student because my brain is now becoming super-fast. I could see the future and so motivated to walk up to a guy and say "hi, I have not mastubated for like few months now, how about you?" . Unlike before, you could tell me something just now and I will forget it within two minutes even if I say it repeatedly, when I needed to use at the time it matters, I just forget it and say " can't remember for now"

5. Sound health: yes , I started building good muscles, just small push ups daily I noticed how fast my body started responding. I could walk and smile, feeling so good. I could relate with anyone's mind and say "hey whats up? I know you notice how huge I'm becoming" I always feel like the boss.

6. Movies: This is one heck of a problem for me. Ones I see an actress, I always feel like, wow "I wonder how this lady will look like when naked". The only advantage is that, I can now finish a movie without fast fowarding it to the sexual part. Many people watched Spartacus but not everyone understands or even knows the storyline. All I did when I watched it during my mastubating hour was to forward and play, rewind and play it where it matters to me (sex) , right now, I hate seeing such movie.

7. Spiritual life : It's more like God loves my move and I have settled with him on that part. I always feel happy to pray. Even when I noticed I did something wrong, in my prayers I just relate easily and feel like "oh I am no longer a masturbator , it's very easy now to be forgiven" . Unlike before, mastubating even makes me to forget prayer points and missed going to church services.

8. Strength: I could stay awake for long without any desire to sleep. I always feel like, wow, my body has not relaxed I'm ok and its like i just woke. Before, I only felt like " It's two hours already, I'm having headache, I need to sleep to gain back strength"

9. Sleep : My sleep has been terrible. I hardly sleep at night. I always feel like, if I masturbate I will sleep before I know it. My thought will be like, "I need a girl here on my bed, Shitt, what am I saying? Yeah, I need my friend with her boobs right now I can start holding her butt. Shitt what I'm I saying? Oh o, I want to fvck... Jizz! Shitt!! fvck me" that's how it was until sleep comes unaware.

10. Bed wet. As a teen, I never had "wet dream.” I wasn’t sure I believed that other people were having them, but during this experiment I had my first one. They are not enjoyable and they wake you long before you actually have to get up. It also feels like your body telling you that you need to go masturbate. In the end, the whole experiment had good and bad results but if you’re hoping for a change in your life, its worth it...

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http://www.naturalhealthprotocol.com/masturbation--dr-lawrence-wilson.html
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http://abchomeopathy.com/forum2.php/171060/
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https://sureshjonna.in/tag/disadvantages-of-masturbating-masturbation-why-masturbation-is-bad-how-to-overcome-masturbation-masturbation-addiction/
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http://www.homeoint.org/site/ahmad/masturbation.htm

Boc007:
1. Focus: I started having good focus with high and stable attentiveness to discussions. Unlike before I could pretend listening to someone having any discussion with me but my mind would be, "please try and end the topic I need to go to a private place and think of what matters to me(jack off)."

2. Social: My social life started making sense, I always felt like going out on a daily basis. I try to be funny when I discuss with people and lively, it's like I'm loved by everyone and vice verse. Unlike before, I hid my self constantly, loved thinking and being alone. If I managed to go out, i tend to develop shyness when anyone passed by and if a lady walked close I used to have plenty thoughts and acted like a seriously confused fellow(should I look at her, or I should snub her) and my face will be like )

3. Freak: a month later, I started feeling like a freak, each time I walk across a lady, only one thing comes to my mind. I always feel like talking to her and briefly tell her "hello how are you? Please can I have sex with you" The thought of having sex became so climax, that I could stay on my bed and try to flip my waist, hold firm and remember that with time it will stop. One of my motivation is that (there is a man who wants to force me to do what I don't want(devil) and he is right there) as soon as I remember that, I just control myself again)

4. IQ: few months later I noticed my IQ increased. My brain is now connecting easily.I remember things fast and it makes me happy, I always feel like going back to school again knowing fully well that I can compete with the best student because my brain is now becoming super-fast. I could see the future and so motivated to walk up to a guy and say "hi, I have not mastubated for like few months now, how about you?" . Unlike before, you could tell me something just now and I will forget it within two minutes even if I say it repeatedly, when I needed to use at the time it matters, I just forget it and say " can't remember for now"

5. Sound health: yes , I started building good muscles, just small push ups daily I noticed how fast my body started responding. I could walk and smile, feeling so good. I could relate with anyone's mind and say "hey whats up? I know you notice how huge I'm becoming" I always feel like the boss.

6. Movies: This is one heck of a problem for me. Ones I see an actress, I always feel like, wow "I wonder how this lady will look like when naked". The only advantage is that, I can now finish a movie without fast fowarding it to the sexual part. Many people watched Spartacus but not everyone understands or even knows the storyline. All I did when I watched it during my mastubating hour was to forward and play, rewind and play it where it matters to me (sex) , right now, I hate seeing such movie.

7. Spiritual life : It's more like God loves my move and I have settled with him on that part. I always feel happy to pray. Even when I noticed I did something wrong, in my prayers I just relate easily and feel like "oh I am no longer a masturbator , it's very easy now to be forgiven" . Unlike before, mastubating even makes me to forget prayer points and missed going to church services.

8. Strength: I could stay awake for long without any desire to sleep. I always feel like, wow, my body has not relaxed I'm ok and its like i just woke. Before, I only felt like " It's two hours already, I'm having headache, I need to sleep to gain back strength"

9. Sleep : My sleep has been terrible. I hardly sleep at night. I always feel like, if I masturbate I will sleep before I know it. My thought will be like, "I need a girl here on my bed, Shitt, what am I saying? Yeah, I need my friend with her boobs right now I can start holding her butt. Shitt what I'm I saying? Oh o, I want to fvck... Jizz! Shitt!! fvck me" that's how it was until sleep comes unaware.

10. Bed wet. As a teen, I never had "wet dream.” I wasn’t sure I believed that other people were having them, but during this experiment I had my first one. They are not enjoyable and they wake you long before you actually have to get up. It also feels like your body telling you that you need to go masturbate. In the end, the whole experiment had good and bad results but if you’re hoping for a change in your life, its worth it...

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You are definitely right @ op, am a very perfect example of all u said, i loves going through this link also, the author is just like us

https://www.thedaobums.com/topic/26533-great-spiritual-physical-mental-benefits-from-semen-retention-celibacy-and-mental-emptiness-my-experience-and-thoughts/