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All ye all are all hypocrites . . Nairaland members and hypocrisy are like 5 & 6

happydavies:
no be insult oooo

. . But talk true, i lie. No b ur hussy dey pay am.

happydavies:
na u dey pay am 4me,yeye dey smell!

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Y d insult naaa, did i insult u.

happydavies:
am paying 300k for 1bedroom flat in ph,n my sis pays 250k for selfcon,abeg who get mind call uyo here?

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Why you dey lie naaa, na u dey pay am abi na ur husband.

Those wey nor get car go come here dey lie, say dem spend ----K . Smh

toocutehector:
Nigerians and symbolization



D other time, a bat flew into the room where my elder bro and I were sleeping, if u see the way he hit me to wake up, I just woke up and started running away.. only for him to tell me it was a bat.. he started shouuting Jesus. Chei. I was angry eh. My sweet sleep got wasted.

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Guy na u be cutehector, or you be another person entirely?

Abeyjide:
You 've said it all.I bought my nokia E5 in 2011 and still using it till dis year May 2016 with the follow come battery intact. what made me bought the samsung j5 was because my office and personal mail wasn't dropping again since Microsoft took over nokia.if not I will still stay glued to my nokia. the nokia phone is still new ,never Chang the case and ba3

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Gbammmmmmmmmmmm
999,000,000,000,000 likes for you
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I bought my Nokia E5 in March 2012 and am still using it till date with the follow come battery, although all my frnds are using android but i never envy them one day. Nothing in this life will ever make me sell it, and i mean nothin. Never.

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IllegalMoney:

Another janja-weed Zombie with burukutu brain

. . See as ur likes many for this thread. U too much.

refiner:
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naija never seize to amaze me!

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God forbid you, you be real nairaland. Just in a space of 6months and 6,000+ posts.

ShowYourCertificate:
I was banned . Banned for saying the truth .

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Sorry to hear that bro, so sorry to herar that you were banned for saying the truth, i was also banned unjustly last week.

IamMissMarvel:
I remember when my dad was alive. He always loved my mum looking fat, cause according to him, it showed its her body his money is going to. (As a Yoruba man).

After his death, my mama respect herself trim down.

Below is a pic of my mum at 50, made up and dolled up.

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Hmmm na wa ooooo, ur mama na model?

Flashh:
[color=#000033]Still looking for the sense in the nonsense this girl just ranted.[/color]

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Gbammmmmmmmmmm

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Amicable24:
There are some silly things some men do that are rather too childish considering their position as the head of the family

•Not eating their meal because they had a quarrel with their wives.

•Not talking to their children because they did something bad that requires correction

•Transferring their anger from an outsider to the members of their family

•Beating their wives because they had a little quarrel

•Acting as if everything is cool when there is a visitor in the house

•Acting all nice with people outside but when he comes home he acts like a tiger...and when you tell people outside what he does they find it difficult to believe it
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Feel free to add yours.. BTW, counter thread coming soon.. Make I wear live jacket dey wait

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Cut all this crap of a thing. Its so annoying

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I was expecting to see showyourcertificate here, i was expecting to see his comments on the frontpage, chaiiiii this one pain me die ooo, how i wish his comments was on the front page, today would have been one of the happiest day of my life, i trust his comments concerning this kind of issue now... I believe am for this kind issue die.

Peacetemi:
. But what has the woman done to deserve this??

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Ntin, i was jst very sure dat it ll hit fp.

Oya let the tribal war begin.
Btw, but if this topic nor hit fp make i die this night.

kuchikau:
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I am a medical doctor and very much willing to help. If you stay in portharcourt, fine. I can do somethhing to forestall any case of transplant. Her genetic/general health history is of paramount importance here.

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Sir, do you deals on surgeries?

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Togo?

Na wa ooooo

eyinjuege:
Young man, be careful with this online things. You don't know if the man is a ritualist or whatever.
None of your family members know where you're going, even if they do it can always be denied you ever went there.
Please, be very careful....

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Thank you very much sir, i ll.

mikaelzX:
If 150 million naira is shared by 150 million nigerians, each nigerian will gain 1 naira only. But 150 people will gain 1 million naira each after sharing 150 million naira.

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Thank you very much sir, honestly i love your manner of approach, that you did't insult me before correcting me, now i realise my mistake. Am so greatful. Thank you.

mikaelzX:
900 million naira divided by 180 million nigerians equals 5 naira per nigerian.

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O.k let make it this way, if you give 150million nigerians 150,000,000 how many million will each person gets?

Na wa oo see free money when suffer one kill people for the country
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Abeg make dem remove 900million for the money share give the citizens joor, at least 3,000,000 go reach each person.

Project400:
Oh, that's great. Don't forget to aim higher and seek for greener opportunities.

I wish you all the best on your new job.

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Thank you very much sir, may God Almighty bless you and your family richly and abundantly. Amen

Project400:
I think you should speak with your employer about accommodation plans beforehand.

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I just called him just now, and he told me that i ll have a free accomodation when i get there.
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Thank u very much sir, i wish we have more of you in this country.

Project400:
Have you considered accommodation and the cost of living in Enugu state? Do you have all that covered?

It is not always about how much we earn, but how best we can maximize what we earn.

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Thank you very much sir, but am thinking that he will give me free accomodation.