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Project400:
Sir, what's your highest qualification?

iokpebholo:
thats d true definition of zombies. Tell then anything they must believe.

ba7man:
How much did you leave behind then?

After going on a nationwide jamboree sharing millions of dollars, encouraging looting and defending corruption.

This man is all talk but little substance.

Allen97:
All wah dah niqqa is sayin is story dat touches... We knw u lft d economy on its knees nd nw sayin swit words tu mak ur sef less guity.... Bro dem dey calculate ur days in jail

crazymommy:
I smile whenever I see very young ladies and guys uploading more than 60pictures in a month on social media just to get attention,but do you know that you can make thousands of dollars from your photos or photos of Anything e.g objects,animals,humans,infact any living and non-living thing....??

Sit back and relax as I teach you how to achieve that....it is totally free....am going to give you the details for free..

janellemonae:
Ur such an illiterate. Singapore has several refineries (some of d biggest in d world) and dont have a drop of crude oil on their lands. The country has no resources. All they have is a large port they've taken VERY GOOD advantage of.

The multinational companies, who own refineries in d country, source for crude, refine in Singapore and sell to d rest of southeast Asia.

Pavarottii:
That's a good idea. Atleast they will still share d money to every state. So no wahala.

asala1:
Indian presently have the biggest oil refinery in the world and they have little oil reserve. Nigeria will not dash Dangote refinery crude oil, he has to buy it at the world market price. He can always buy anywhere else in the world. Angola, Ghana, etc all have crude oil.

mentro:
Beautiful, Niger delta avengers cannot near this one, because its not in there region. And if they try nonsense, them go hear am...

jenigurl:
Bros?

jenigurl:
How old are you? 11? Your post shows that you watch way too many cartoons and anime for your age kiddo!
Wipe who off which map?!! Can you all see the effects of drugs and excessive playing of video games?
Why didn't the army wipe out BokoHaram? They couldn't do that till date yet they can wipe of the SS and SE?
You are just a junkie!
You and everyone who liked your post are daft!
Well all I can say is the president failed to show strength when it mattered and you are here talking trash!
If he is killed Osibanjo becomes president period!!!
Nothing will happen!
Dumb toad! Ugly arse fraggle !
You watch way too much TV and think like a retardedd chicken

saintdennis:
Bros b4 american govt meet 4 pentagon draft plans, same wit brits @ the war office about 10,000 nigerians would be dead every hour


Also america n other countries FIRST priority will be saftey n evacuation of their citizens...IT IS ONLY AFTER THEY HAVE DONE THIS that they will send a force to nigeria.

All these will take @ least a month.

Are u willing to bet you'll last a month(MINIMUM) during a civil war?

SmithHumble50:
JealousPrince?
Iceking1?
Aniwhyte?


I dey suspect na d same person!!!

Sadbrother:
I don't know how and where am going to start from, but am going to put it in a way that you will understand.
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It all started about 4years and 10 months ago, my natural colour is chocolate, so there is this cream i bought, i never knew it was a bleaching cream, i normally rub it only at night before going to bed, i did't know that it was making my skin lighter, although my sister pointed that to me, but i just ignored as if nothing because it cleared all my pimples and makes my body very smooth, which makes me looks more handsome than i am before.
So i still continued using it till i became very fair, very very fair i mean, then i stopped using it because i was a very shy type, i could not go out anymore because i was very fair and was thinking what others will say.
After i stopped using it, one month, two, three, four, five months past and finally 6months, but my skin is still very very fair, still the same as it is till the day i stopped using it, so i searched on google that there must be a way to make my skin to go to my original chocolate colour, then i saw a pomade named total black online that it can make the skin darker, then i ordered it but it did't work, i bought so many creams to reverse it but none of them work, i even go as far as buying 6 shoe polish, when ever i want to sleep i use cotton wool to applying it all over my body, but still it did not work i became frustrated because i could no longer walk in the day because of my very fair skin, i always think what others will reason about me, that i was dark before and suddenly how did i became very fair, then 3years past but its still the same, then i developed a plan (the sun) every single day i will bring lots of cloths out, and when the sun its out i will sit down and started pretending i was washing but in reality i need the sun to make my skin dark, my mother will complain and complain but she din't understand why, i did it for about 7months but the sun din't helped me, then i google searched of something that will make my skin more sensitive to the sun, so that i will sunburn and the next skin will be more darker than the normal one, and i saw many of them, and the most effective of them all is grinded psorolen seeds mixed with ginger, lime juice, and babchi seeds, then i ordered the psoralen and babchi seeds online from india, because its not in nigeria then, the day it arrived the next day i grounded the seeds and mixed them with lime and ginger juice and applied it on my whole body and sat on the sun at our backyard pretending i was washing clothes with my shirt off, only my boxer on. The sun was very very very hot that day, i sat on the sun from about 10:11am - 3:59pm i just say there pretending i was washing so that no one will suspect that i was up to something, after that day the next day my skin was very reddish and i mean veryyy reddish, and in 3days time some parts of my skin have big big dark patches all over, they are far more darker than my original chocolate colour, its about a week now and its still there, i have applied so many things to it but its still very dark, please help me my skin its burning am so afraid, and its getting worse every day.
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I thought its a sunburn but its not its far worst than a sun burn, i can no longer take off my shirt anymore, not even singlet. Please help me please.
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Please help me push this to front page to get more reviews and answers please.

treasuredkids:
@op, chai!!! E be like say ur moniker dey follow u o. Virtually all ur post are negative representations about u, it shows u av self esteem issues. Anyway about d issue at hand, u would av saved urself a lot had u listened to ur sister when she pointed the content of the cream to you. For me I will advise u stop all this sun issues, use Shea butter as ur body cream and take healthy foods and fruit. U will be back to ur original colour. Stop all this creams, u dnt know what chemical composition they av. By the way I hope u were not thinking u would look better if u were fairer and then u saw something far from ur expectation?

dragonking2:
[size=16pt]If it was to fly to germany, america, UK Saudi Arabia, china or morroco, the dullard will be everly present...Now to travel down to see his own citizens, he will develop ear infection. This guy disgraced the whole Lagos state and SW by not honouring the invitation of Ambode last week, forgetting so soon that Lagos gave him almost 2million votes during the election. 2019 is not too far again.!!![/size]

LaurelP:
I have seen so many Nairalanders complaining and lamenting their ordeal in the hands of fake scam companies who invite people for interview only to introduce them to fake drug marketing business.
I'm doing this not only because these companies waste people's time, energy and T-fair going to such interviews, but also because most of these scammers extort money from hapless job seekers thereby making their suffering times two.
Imagine a scammer extorting #10,500 from a graduate who have been unemployed for years, not to talk of the transport fare wasted going to such fruitless interviews or job chat as they usually call it.
Some people even borrow money to pay these sheep in wolves clothing, who promise them heaven on earth. Some will tell you that you will make half a million within 1 month and all that. If you're not careful, you will take a loan that you will not be able to repay thus causing embarrassment and lack of rest of mind. An unemployed person should have only himself to worry about, not having debts also.

So I believe that if we are properly guided, we will not fall into the hands of these scammers.
Having said that, there are ways by which one can identify a fake or scam interview invitation and there fore avoid such waste of time and money. The good thing is that most of their messages come in the same format, so you will know its fake!

1. The message does not bear a company name: most of these scammers won't include their names on the message you will receive. All you will see are the address, the time and date and a phone number. A genuine company will not hide its identity from a potential employee.

2. The message will say "interview/job briefing": whatever job briefing means I don't know!
3. You will see a code or reference: something like "HR=0056" or "REF=002". This is an indication of the code number of the person who invited you to the "job briefing".
4. It will contain a phone number: this is the number of your referer. Most genuine companies don't give phone numbers.
5. You will see HR Admin in the message instead of company name
6. If you call their number, they will be reluctant to give info on the company.


And pls, ignore those people sharing job flyers on the streets, and those ones they paste on walls. Those are scammers and some ritualists too. And also most of these so called agencies are avenues for duping unsuspecting job seekers. Pls shine your eyes well well.
I will post the names of some of these fake companies/ agencies later.

Pls if you have any experiences inthe hands of these scammers kindly share it here so that others can learn and avoid them too. Thank you

Cheers!