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angels09:
Alternate moniker of "cursedabiola" serving a ban for deliberately insulting a nairalander.
Cc
lalasticlala Dominique marpol seun.

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Lol, who da hell is "cursedabiola" if i should say what's on my mind now u will cry to the mods again... Cry cry
Btw, since i joined Nairaland 5 years ago, i ve never been banned not even once... Why : i keeps to the rules always

So carry yourself and your "cursedabiola" out of my mention, before your crying makes me serve my first ban... Always crying. Keep crying it's good for your health

angels09:
Dominique seun lalasticlala insulting a nairalander deliberate abuse.

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Cry cry baby, always crying to the mods...Shame

OVA200:
Yes o, I even think you are Tecno marketer.

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No i am not, i just wanted to know the battery capacity bcus of the great features it has at such price

OVA200:
Sorry 3000mah I have mentioned it in my other comment.

But why did you sound so pained?

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Do i really sounds pained? Funny u

dollyjoy:
No one's fault you aren't as good looking bro.

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Spits, wowo thing

OVA200:
This is daylight robbery to anybody that buy this phones.

I just got Leagoo T5 last week for 43K with 4GB RAM, 64GB ROM, 1.5 octa core processor, FHD 5.5" screen, Android 7.0. etc.
It renders my infinix note 3 useless infact it just feel like wood in my presence.
The phone is so good that one brother in my neighborhood was tempted to pay 50K, I don sell am Sha.

God forbid me buying those crabs up there.

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Why not tell us the battery capacity of the phone

Mynd44:
I dont watch football so I can easily shift it to one side for a date

. . A woman wrapper spotted.

emmykk:
Here is an example of a page we are trying to ensure it start making thousands of Naira in a year time here in Nigeria.Pls like and share it content so we can hit 3M followers

https://facebook.com/CorrectBroSarcasm.


The trick is first get huge followers in the millions

Vin diesel page has 100M followers

GossipmillNigeria has 6.1M followers

will smith has 74M followers

Sarcasm has 34M followers

Tonto Dickeh,Mercy Johnson,Don Jazzy has tons of followers.etc

1.This is how to start,you can create fake male or female celebrities,religious men, or program like bbnaija facebook page etc to get followers fast.then state updating the page with pix,post your followers will like and share.Getting more followers is in the sharing.

2.Then create a website that has google Adsense on it.

3.Then start start sharing link of your website page content to these millions of your facebook fans...it would have been sweet if facebook has it own monetiazation network.

pls don undermine what is stated here this is how millions is made online,first get the followers.we have over 1.9M nairaland members here Seun dey use us harmmer.
buzzfeed,huffpost,mashable etc use this systems

There is another method to harmmer with facebook but is for the gods

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Please sir can u tell me the other method u are talking about, please help me with it sir, i beg you please.

Gbammmm, it has began already

You guys are trying too hard to turn your nairaland party pictures into memes. It is getting boring.

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Gbammmmmmm, u hit the nail on the head, 100,000,000,000,000 likes for you... Gbammmmm

Basil leaves and lime juice is currently the best and most effective solution for you... Trust me, in just a matter of days u will notice pigment returning back to your skin

zombieTRACKER:
You are clearly not yourself

. . Lol, this your username dey give me Joy anytime i just dey see am...i swear

Throwback:
Ogbeni, you never realise that you're alone on the lonely road to re-elect a useless human being?

So useless even his own family do not support him.

Abba Kyari, Monguno, Daura and Ngeneukwenu would be the only 4 votes for Buhari. Even Buhari will mess up his own vote because he is that useless.

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My God this is probably the most funniest comment i ve ever seen all my life since i joined Nairaland, i laughed really so hard that i started crying, really so funny. Lol

Papiikush:
Without any evidence to back up her claims, they are just words and she can be sued for defamation.

Anyone can come out just to say anything against someone else. Especially on a platform that needs traffic. (Linda's new TV show)

There is freedom of speech but you've for to be careful of every word coming out of your mouth...You might need to answer for them.

Adegbenro7643:
Attention seeking fellows
I wonder the kind of pikins you two would produce,,,,Aunty Kem & likes products

Demmtek:
Another headlines for the social media tomorrow how i wish the more traffic this is gonna the more money in my account. Well cooked story anyway

Threebear:

You married a man for ten years, copulated only eleven times but you didn't think anything was wrong, you stayed, enjoyed his money as much as you could and then when you are sure there is nothing left for you to gather, you came out and started screaming he is gay. Shame on you!
Women like you are capable of murder.
Why do we care if your husband is gay, how does this add or subtract from our already doomed economy.


Meanwhile this is a trick by Linda to distract us from Laura and ogbonna's mess but it ain't working.

DoTheNeedful:
Naija ladies and forming. In summary, she left her millionaire ex-husband because of fv<k

Next2Bezee:
Sheeple spotted. They are usually identified by their inability to read & that's why their pastor has to explain everything to them.

It says her ex-husband not freeze himself.

See them...see them...see them yeye people, but if it was the other way round of freeze advising people nor to pay tithes or some of his anti Christ preaching, you guys would have been masturbating on it already.

Solorrman:
yes only that the benue guyz are not mosob or ipob,they know exactly what is happening,u talk abt war while u have may be only hundred naira with u,do u think they will hear u ? What u will do is carry the bomb that kanu bought for u then travel down to them and give them. U are doing the work of satan instead of following the way of the guy u worship u took something else,just bring bombs and helicopter thats all abi na garri,palm wine and ogogoro go do the war ? If u reply me u are clearly wasting ur energy u know why ? i never read replies as long as its on nairaland

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What are you trying, all i see are craps of jargons, i couldn't even comprehend what u wrote. So childish

Na wa so many foolish fools up there shouting God...God...God, all i could see in the comments nd reactions is just God, continue shouting God while they keep killing and cleaning the Christians daily, what do you actually thinks will happen if the fulani herdsmen were to be Christians killing Muslims on a daily basis like this, you thinks the Muslims will just be shouting God... By now u guys would have knows what a full blown war is. Just two days straight of killings is enough for you guys to see for yourself what am talking about.

Just gunshots and the police were immediately there, this is how the useless cow and commander in chief of the Armed forces of the Federal Republic of Nigeria is supposed to be active and acting against any aggressors and oppressors but he will always choose to remain silent,
Same thing happened in Rivers state when about 50 people was killed on New year's eve, the governor took immediate action without any delay,

May the thunder of God Almighty, strike down any body, family, people, and organizations supporting Buhari for a second term...

bedspread:
May the Angel of Death visit Op and CACOL and clear their Generations from the face of the earth for ever

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I say a very big amen to that, a very big and thunderous amennnnnnnnn

Very good, you have the votes of my entire household sir.

When you don't trust her, lol

ademidedavid:
i know pple like u will prefer weekends nah.........bkos ur cream will do the rest of thejob

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Lok, really so funny... Lol

My God, this Buhari is the worst disaster that has ever befallen this country, the worst scenario that really amazes me and got me really thinking beyond human imagination, is that some people are still supporting him and ever ready to vote and lay down their life come 2019, never seen this kind of thing all my life before.

sammysammy111:
Were is ur location, I av a business plan but don't want open it here, contact me via watsap 07061246614

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Cc : Dominique

Na wa ooooo

SantaCruz1:
. shvt up young man

stop quoting yourself ,we know all ur handles here

you can't fool the veterans

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Lol, this is probably the most funny comment i have ever seen all my life since i joined Nairaland, i can't just stop laughing, lol can't really stop laughing.. Lol

lordkush:
yesterday when the news od the Daura President appointing ghosts all the zombies ran away.



now they are back screaming ipob .
lol

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I tell u bro, i have never flipped to the 2nd page comment on Nairaland before, but yesterday i flipped to the 3rd page, and i tell u from page 0 - page3 not even one single comment from any of them, smh

1nigeriamyfoot:
https://www.nairaland.com/3232828/win-again-presidential-election-holds#47643336

Lol, this naijamutant funny die

Jaideyone:
tales by moonlight. we know you are PDP agent. continue the lies

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And if am lying, or i have ever received #1 kobo from pdp let me not see tomorrow, but if all what i said it's the truth i wishes u same

Sorry bro, this was exactly what my dad passed through before he died of bp, ur own is even better, same thing am passing through now, since mid 2015 till date me that used have different calls every now and then, with the handwork i learnt, but not anymore, all my customers have started complaining that there is no money, i remember very well that there was a time last year that i used to eat 50 akpu every day for more than 4 months it's sold for three #50 i will eat one in the morning, one in the afternoon, and one in the evening without any single soup, just so i will not die of hunger, sometimes if i managed to have 80# i will buy bread and makes sure i eat it 3 times in a day, i could also remember that i was doing almost free work, just so i could eat, all my problems started mid last year when i stopped having calls for work i learnt, but i thank God that this year is a little better than last year am fine now. although i voted this govt, and i cried so much tears of joy the day Buhari was announced winner, although i regret everything now, but there are some evil beings who still wants this man to continue ruling and causing havoc on nigerians.


Before Buhari came to power:

I was buying a bag of rice N7,500 but later N23,000. Now N16,000. They said its for my own good, that local farmers are now very rich!
I was buying a bag of Semo N1,550 but later N3400. They said it is just to ensure food sufficiency!

I was buying fuel at N87 per liter, but later N145. Now currently selling from N280-400 They said it is just a temporal hardship for the nation to move on!

I was paying 1,000 NEPA Bill, but later N5,000, they said it is to ensure steady electricity!

I was buying a pack of sugar at N250 but now N500. They said I should thank God for this government!

Sanusi raised alarm about missing $20 billion during GEJ administration, later reduced it to $10 billion, the nation was agog. Under Buhari Kachukwu raised alarm of misappropriation of $26 billion, no reduction but he was asked to go and reconcile with Baru and story ends!
Naira was 178 to $1 under GEJ administration ,but under Buhari administration it went up to N500 to $1 and now exchanging for over N306 to $1 and we are told the economy is the focus of this government!
HoS raised alarm that my president was aware of Maina's return but choses to be quiet, no denial, yet, no reason was given to Nigerians for that!

We used to have presidential media chat in which d president keeps citizens abreast with what's happening, we only had it once under this administration and no reason is given for the alienation of the citizens!

Almost 3 years gone, no single project has been commissioned under a government that has the highest history of budget in Nigeria!

I can go on and on...but, my challenge is that, people keep saying that PMB is the best thing that ever happened to Nigeria, even when this is not his first time in government. I am yet to be convinced." APC AND BUHARI NA SCAM.

So sorry bro... Rip, may thy Lord God Almighty be with you, till we meet again.