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aww men,

dont u hate it when radio stations play songs and dont announce the titles at the end!!!!!!

i'm like ''Cmon !!!! whats tha frigging name !!!!! damn u radio dj!!!!, damn u!!!''



i take God beg una, make u una try harder, for the love of music!

Help me find this song pleez
i heard this songs on the radio but the thing is i have no idea who the artist s or what the title is,

it has a yoruba chorus and  i assume its pretty new, the chorus goes something like this a_{nnekix gives an embarrased look clears throat and goes}

'' blah blah blah , jakun kun jakun o , blah blah blah jakun jakun baby mi, baby mi"


erm, i know i know ,  it looks ridiculous,  i have no idea what i typed _{take note i'm not yoruba}

i'm not sure if its dafun, jafun,  but pleez if it sounds familiar holler at me,

its definately a party song, and it has a nice beat and a fast tempo,

i found this but i'm not sure if its d track .F SHAW - AYE MA DA FUN MI , i kind of suspect it is
if it was it would go like this
aye ma dafun dafun o aye ma dafun dafun dafun mi,  if u got it plz upload!!!!

_{annekix realizes this could most likely be da dumbest post ever put up and hopes some one knows what the heck he's talking about!!!}

i heard this songs on the radio but the thing is i have no idea who the artist s or what the title is,

it has a yoruba chorus and i assume its pretty new, the chorus goes something like this _{annekix gives an embarrased look  , clears throat and goes}

'' blah blah blah , jakun kun jakun o , blah blah blah jakun jakun baby mi, baby mi"


erm, i know i know ,  it looks ridiculous,  i have no idea what i typed _{take note i'm not yoruba}

i'm not sure if its dafun, jafun,  but pleez if it sounds familiar holler at me,

its definately a party song, and it has a nice beat and a fast tempo,

i found this but i'm not sure if its d track .F SHAW - AYE MA DA FUN MI , i kind of suspect it is
if it was it would go like this
aye ma dafun dafun o aye ma dafun dafun dafun mi,  if u got it plz upload!!!!

_{annekix realizes this could most likely be da dumbest post ever put up and hopes some one knows what the heck he's talking about!!!}

it's tha latest dance step in nigeria!!!!

   poster no worry na the same thing i dey ask myself, i've been soooooooooooooo busy with work and i havent really flexed in tha clubz in a very long time, then i heard about the alanta dance and i was like,  Ehm the "what" dance

the normal yahoozee of back then has slowly fazed out and  Yahooze we once knew evolved into a series of steps through tha progression of late 2007-2008, the most recent modification is the Alanta dance which if you observe closely has some traits of yahooze.

trust me, when i saw alanta the first time it looked ridiculous _{(funny enough i felt the same way about yahooze, swo and galala before i eventually learned and fell in love with them)}

so recently i went 4 a series of club raves and house parties this xmas holidayand i gotta say, i'm feeling alanta,

yes it looks kind of silly watching it at first 

yes it feels even sillier doing it

but once u get it rite,  and u get a partner on the dance floor who knows the dance well

you feel its the coolest dance in the world! 

and it really rocks when your jamming to these songs :- anything from timaya, J.martins ft. timaya good or bad, duncan mighty - dance for me . _{look 4 these song they have the rite tempo n rythm for alanta}



its all a faze thing, dance steps come and go, some straight up silly, some funny its all good just catch ur trips!!!

_{annekix just realized works going to resume on monday after the loong xmas hols and lets out a heavy sigh!!!, hmmmm oh well at least i enjoyed myself this xmas, 2009 hear i come.}

compliments of the season every one!!!!

man shortage
de women them a bawl
man shortage
de greatest problem of them all
man shortage
de numbers getting small
man shortage
you hear de women them a bawl
way we gon do now in the 21st century
its twenty to one and its one man to twenty

hey, i wouldnt mind living in this type of world , as scary as it sounds.


imagine a world in the near future where all men vanish, leaving only one man on earth, in a world of a billion women.

_{sounds like a movie george lucas could direct,}

well the truth is,there are more females than male.

its a natural phenomenon.

more female births everywhere, and that also implies that GOOD men are even fewer.

ever seen the movie - few good men?

hhmmm, this seems like something we'll debate on 4eva, but i did notice that back in my university days in some courses i used to take eg. microbiology and botany 80% were girls.

A few Good men, nice one ;DLol.

@~icecold~~
    allboyz
i no go lie 4 una

hee hee listen and listen well O!!!!

 no be small voice of experience,  chie!

women don show me sha but the important thing is learning from mistakes in every relationship and trying to make the next one better, 

no 1 can tell me they've had rosy relationships all through now,  Cmon!

but seriously who slapped me with that brassier?
_{Anneki_x asks while rubbing his bruised cheeks}

Alas after Anneki_x met such a terrible fate in above post:

Anneki_x has received enlightenment and discovered the answer to the woman's true definition of a good man

A good man:-

definition
An Atm machine with legs and hands , who knows how to cook and clean, a mouth with  an adjustable volume dial and a dettachable 11" private part.

Man shortage my foot!!!

  The problem is very clear,
ladies dont really know what they want. They say they want  one thing but they really want the other, have you noticed the trend when ladies say,

"aww i want a nice , God fearing, responsible, sensitive and romantic and caring guy who will love me and take care of me and spend time and money on me."

but that same lady ends up with a total opposite, and even though the guy treats her badly the girl will still find some dumb reason to defend him.

         i'm sure one of you have friends like this,


Eventually when you finally get one of the following guys you dump them

    1-The responsible , God fearing sensitive guy    
Why? :-  you say the relationship is going stale, he hardly touches me, he never takes me out, doesn't allow me to go to clubs

    2-The romantic, caring spend money and time with me guy  
Why:- you say the relationship is getting boring, never gives me space, calls me too much

    3-The spend money and time with me guy _{here there seems to be a clause here cuz 90% of naija girls want this guy but eventually dump him for guy no 1 or 2. anyway.}
 

then you have the nerve to say there is a man shortage!

make these nairaland babes no vex me o! when plenty betta guys dey nairaland !!!


<sub>anneki_x sees a crowd of angry amazon like women on thread moving in an attack formation towards him ,
anneki_x slowly walks backwards step by step towards the door and jumps on the next available okada, Get me outta here!!!!!!
anneki_x looks back and yells in triumph you thot you got me eh ?!!   ;DHa ha haaa haa , see thier heads, ha ha man shortage ko man shortage ni

anneki, ouch!!!!!!!!!  ( a woman sommersualts in front and slaps anneki_x with a brassier!)</sub>  

cmon i am legend can't be among the worst movies!!!!

guys you know what?
  i think just restricting the movies into best and worst categories is going to be a pain.

there should be a new set of additional categories:-


  ****  a JUST THERE category

   **** a Can't see what the fuss is all about  category

  _{and last but not least}

   ****an "i just saw this movie at the cinemas with my date and the foolish girl slept off during the movie and now i want my money back category"!

so i would say i am legend is definately among the "JUST THERE" category!

worst movie

The Forbidden Kingdom:-

In my opinion, i think jet li should be banned from speaking English its too bad but it doesnt really gel or sound convincing when he talks and i never really take him seriously, i always always imagined, dreamed of a movie starring both the two Asian action stars, but
to play jet li as a half gay, monkey king prancing around, speaking English like a retard,
i feel the movie was meant for mentally handicapped children. My dream killed in an instant.

@doyin13 (m)   

Dark Knight was overrated jor.

Just can't get over the whole costume thing.

It simply is a poor conduit in my opinion for
the issues it raises.

dude, i gotta admit i kind of agree with you there mate,  but the one thing that saved the whole film was the heath ledger's character, he really got
into the role, and portrayed joker very well.
well asper the costume thing, dude you can't expect him to fight crime naked,  abi u never read comic books as a kid?? common cut the movie some slack.

Dark night was ok,  leave it alone !!

@saintkola (m)   

Hell Boy2 is probably the worst movie of 2008

What!!! u probably watched a pirated copy!!! that movie was soooo good, it was directed by the same guy who made pans labyrinth
the story line, the concept of magical creatures,, those cute ( but terrifying ) tooth fairies,  sometimes you gotta watch these things with an open mind
go with the flow and enjoy the ride.



as for haters of cloverfiled,

Cloverfield is a bloody good movie, i am a fan of any one who brings new concepts to movies, and cloverfields concept of recording apocalypse in real time
starting of as an ordinary party and developing into a nightmare. it was different, it was cool.


so heres my list

best movies

- Be kind rewind
took me down memory lane to the times wey i dey go rent VCR for videonet (before dvds), cleaning my video head when it got dirty, lol
also the old school movies mos def and jack black reinacted eg ROBOCOP, BLUES BROTHERS etc,

Cloverfield
the signal
wall-e
iron man
The Incredible Hulk
Kung Fu Panda
hancock
you don't mess with the zohan:- very silly fun. enjoyed every minute
   
just finished downloading quarantine
quarantine is riding on the same concept as cloverfield but in the horror zombie style, its not that great but i can live with it. though the ending left me with an empty feeling.

worst:-
10,000 BC :-

the movie was a waste of my time, waited with so much anticipation for this only to wish i never saw it! i've seen better acting in osofia in london!

, The Happening:-

i tried, i really tried, to watch this with an open mind, but after 35 minute i slammed my mind shut, the movie had soo much promise to be something better
but just failed to live up to any thing
this shyalaman director don dey vex me, they should stop that man producing horror movies, since sixth sense, his newer movies havnt made much er sense at all
, any how sha,from what i could gather the director was trying to spread the message "don't mess with nature and your environment, or nature's going to mess with you",

imagine committing suicide becuz your pot of bitter leaf soup told u to, now thats some food for thought!

food 4 thought get it??!?? any one??  , ah whateva!


The Forbidden Kingdom:-

In my opinion, i think jet li should be banned from speaking English its too bad but it doesnt really gel or sound convincing when you talks and i never really take him seriously, i always always imagined, dreamed of a movie starring both the two Asian action stars, but
to play jet li as a half gay, monkey king prancing around, speaking English like a retard,
i feel the movie was meant for mentally handicapped children. My dream killed in an instant.

,jumper:-

all that teleporting got tiring and i never really warmed up to any of the characters. cool idea and powers, weak story, weaker characters, lazy scrip writing.


, journey to the center of the earth:-
  BS!! BS!!

mirrors:-

i don't know but i guess ive glued an image of sutherland playing only in 24, that seeing him playing another role looks weird. so i wouldnt say this is in the
worst category but in the ( just there category)

guy, as far as i'm concerned dont get ur hopes up,

Americans have a nasty habit of ruining good anime manga cartoons into commercial candy crap with dumb actors dumb plot and tottally breaks my heart to see what they have reduced Dragon ball Z into. it's sad.

i was pissed of after seeing the trailer.


they should leave big screen real life movie adaptations made from anime manga cartoons to the japanese directors!!!!


check out this link on you tube to see what i mean, an example of a anime manga like movie coming out 2009, directed by Kazuaki Kiriya


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e88oc1xk1HE&feature=related



and this is a sample of a work from kazuaki done far back as 2004 a movie called cassern


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emYqURahUKI


i hope Naruto/ full metal alchemist project will fall into his hands.

i no blame the guy,
if na me i for take my pam slippers stone am!

and trust me i wont miss, the Us economy got screwed up under his administration,


but chill o! bush suppose dey act film! see the way he weaved the shoe!

Cool men, peace !

annekiX leaves thread, goes to sports forum and increases the volume of cd player, track playing you can have whatever u like by T.I.

am sure u saw a question mark after the topic Undecided Lips sealed
its a bloody question so spare me the epistle Lips sealed

and mind u, u can't prove to me it isnt

@tosin

guy i have no beef with you men , i am aware its a question, i'm addressing those who are prejugding the whole category of rock as satanic!

and im trying to point out that it is the sub genre called BLACK METAL that is satanic

not the whole of rock!

you can check out wikipedia for Black metal, and also search rock see what u come up with!

yess i remembered

are you saying my future girlfriend that doesnt know it yet, Kelly Clarkson son is satanic too

my babe who sang "since you've been gone"
                                "break away"?


or my nigerian sister who hasnt returned my pam slippers "Sade Adu"  is satanic?


or my aunty who who divorced ikechukwu ''paulinus" tuner, Tina Turner is satanic?

sheryl crow, gwen stefani, Pink , Alanis Morrisette my white ex wives are the satanic?

or the Corrs- the group that sang runaway?, are the satanic too? even though we all go for choir rehersals together?

all these artists sing a differnt sub genre of rock and one thing is certain

they are not satanic!

that's how a friend of mine in deeper life told me that their pastor told them that their are one thousand deamons living inside jeans and trousers and female members should not wear them!!!



oh and the recent one i heard that G-string are the instruments of satan himself!

that the devil had a guitar he used to play, it got broken and the strings from the guitar were scattered to earth to make underwear for humans!!!

I have two words 4 some of you lot

Ignorance and Hypocracy!

alot of you dont even know the history of rock, the origin, even the artists themselves!?

It is BLACK METAL THAT IS DEMONIC NOT THE WHOLE OF ROCK

i love rock music, how dare you judge something you know nothin about and categorize the whole genre as demonic?

rock consists of different categories :

alternative rock, hard rock, grunge, punk rock, heavy metal , i cant remember all of them but the fact is there are loads of categories of rock thats why some of you may find certain types wierd.

the most popular types are the category of Nu-metal, which is were artists like linkin park, limpbizkit and a whole lot of others are found.

fact:- i will not deny there are some rock artists that are satanic, their are, but the idiot's went and made a different genre for themselves called ''Black metal''

It is BLACK METAL THAT IS Satanic NOT THE WHOLE OF ROCK

it has different name's :- Melodic black metal - Symphonic black metal - Viking black metal - Ambient black metal, Blackened death metal - Black doom - Gothic black metal - Industrial black metal
na still the same thing,

Black metal has been met with considerable hostility from the american public , mainly due to the misanthropic and anti-Christian even rascist ideology of many artists.

the genre has been criticized heavily for their lyrics which out rightly promote devil worship, so, when ur talking about rock music that is demonic or sounds demonic its probably black metal.

but whatever dem dey sing about na their F*ng business, i dont listen to it, i've neva listend to it and i neva will,

but what i do listen to is Rock, nu metal, heavy metal, hard rock and some alternative rock and (UN-Black metal, A.K.A, Christian ROCK)

how dare you simply classify the whole of rock music as satanic.? thats crazy!

then that would mean hip hop is satanic too, especially since bone thugs and harmony, and the fools who call themselves triple6 mafia are artists who are said to be linked to the devil.

Abeg their are lots of beautiful rock songs out there:-

when im gone by 3doors down, so far away by staind, how u remind me by nickleback even sk8er boi by avril lavigne, apologize by one republic , evannescence, Cranberries!!! linkin park!!!! so many mor i cant remember

MAKe uNA NO MAKE ME VEX HERE O! research properly b4 u start spreading what you dont know any thing about!!!!

Demonic Ko satanic ni.

LIL waynes seriously overrated, as overated as Jeniffer lopezes ass!!!


I bet tupac shakur and Notorius BIG would be rolling in thier graves right now, !

if they where to have a conversation bout Lil wayne, this would be how it would go:-

'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
2pac:- "Damn things sure done changed back on earth"

B.I.G:- "What u mean?"

2pac:- "i heard some migdit wit dreadlocks made a song bout Lollypops and went platinum!"

B.I.G:- ''Sad , Raps not the same, seems the worlds gonna end soon, mean while
i heard some other guy in nigeria got mad skills his names M.i"

2pac:- " Yeah! M.i's ma Boi, Long things on my phone right now"

B.I.G:- "let me turn on my bluetooth right quick, send it"

'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

okay seriously, hip hop is going soft everybody, i mean every body is digitally enhancing their voices, putting out crap on the streets!!!

dont get me wrong i like lil waynes album, and i think lil wayne adds a certain gritty, grimey flow to records, also has the swagga which is cool to watch in videos and he always has succesful collabo's

A perfect example is the track wit Tpain: -got money, dj khaleds:- Hood even with this new cat called KEVIN rUDOLF here's the link
, http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=kevin+rudolf&search_type=&aq=0&oq=kevin

but this does not mean he deserves the title of greatest rapper alive!!!


Where is EMINEM!!!!!?where is NAS!!!? where's RHAKHIIM!!!!!?? come back and show them what hip hops all about!!

it's like every body has 4 gotten what hip hop sounded like back then!

remember the track ether by nas? where Jayz was lyrically murdered by nas.

what about the benzino vs eminem beef?

has every one 4 gotten Cannibus, How Come?

Method man and red man

wu tang clan?

even busta rhymes and Ludacris sef are mad contenders

twisa!!!! oh my God Twista, u 4gotten him too?

i suggest you lot go back to listen to some old school veterens take your pick from the list i mentioned above.

the only hip hop artist that i'm feeling is T.I, he makes a lot of sense

but 4 lil wayne he needs 2 go rest,

Annekix, Perceives the aggravating odour of a bull crap story, covers nose, and goes to the sports forum!

the sky's gonna be ur limit mate, !



a guy i know lost both parents and had to take care of his younger ones at home struggled to fight his relatives who were struggling to take his late parents property, hiring lawers struggling to pay skool fees, and had a serious illness he later overcame, in fact dis my guy sha went thru alot, mixing all this with school he eventually finished with a third,

tough eh?!

if a stranger looks at his cv, he's judged and its assumed '' he probably spent most of his time in clubbing and playing around and never read 4 xams''

it's sad the way they are discriminated against and not really given a chance and judged b4 they can express themselves

i'm 4warding this link to his email right now, make a give am small morale!

but its folks like u that prove that nothing is impossible with hard work and prayer!


Good on u mate, cheers!

hey there seems to be alot of fake agencies who rip people off and don't deliver,

have you encountered any of them?

pls post their names and location so others wont fall victim.



thanks.

is it free?

pleeeeez gimme details for postgraduate study ! bushidax@yahoo.co.uk

thankx

@ just1n

thank u jare!


@ experts

Good question bros after all, wo-wo girls need love too innit?

stop the discrimination against wo-wo girls now,


join W.W.F.A.D _{Wo-wo Womens Fight Against Discrimination} now and fight for your right,

Yes We Can,

_{This is a public service service announcement brought to you by The Otta farms, ogun state.}

haba!! why d insults?

e hard to answer question? the poster just wants an answer and ur harrasing the guy,  e no good na. any way, as for me, i like better thing,  i'll go out with a fine girl, 

even if i date an ugly  facialy handicapped,,, girl the girl must set die!!!! to compensate for her erm, uhm, facial disadvantage,

the body has to be curvatious,  bust, waist, bum.
even if she no get better package,  t[b]he important thing is personality, sense of humour and intelligence. few of the traits she's gotta have[/b].

and i'd be willing to overlook her flaws, e go hard o . but any how u go jus rough am. love is blind after all, 

their are loads of fine girls out there with out sense and have the personality of fried egg,  trust me i've dated some .some girls are just fine, and thats it, just fine

no sense of humour, the kind of girl you go out on a date with and when u tell an extremely funny joke, she stares at you blankly , or just smiles, then you'll be in the uncomfortable postion of EXplaining the Joke,

let me give an example, i'm into alot of series, 24, lost, etc and then you have the boston legals, greys anatomy and the oc and house and my favourite friends,  atimes depending on my mood i can tell alot of sacarstic good natured jokes and some quick witted jabs, teasing  here and there, just to make the girl feel comfortable and open up, but i start dating an extremely fine girl who's idea of a good series is Papa ajasco, super story, and who can sing the yoyo bitters advert jingle by heart, and last but not least think jim iyke is nigeria's brad pitt! the relationship go tire you!

some fine girls are just plain vain, have an inability to hold intelligent conversations and just plain dull, all they have is their looks, they use this to get what they want and were they want, and we all know looks get you far.

some times they are even crappy in bed, 

some fit jus dey lie their spread leg , you go dey sweat ontop, dey do all the hard work,  mean while the babe go dey do manicure or read cosmopolitian magazine, 

some go even talk " please watch the hair i just did it at Make me salon" , WTf?!


now this is where i like the ugly erm, facially disabled ladies,  as its been proven that they are crazy in bed,

reason they know they dont look good, fact. but in bed they will straff d dayligths outta you to make sure u dont leave them, they go the extra mile in bed to please you and leave you begging for more.

a pal of mine way dey work for bank dey follow one facially disabled o.s.u chick, he says in bed she is a shaolin warrior  plus she cooks a mean ewedu n amala!!!

havent you wondered why some guys break up with some fine girls becuz of some flings with some babe who's looks werent all that??,

or some fine bros go dey date one wo-wo babe then d guy go deny in front of im friends " how i go date dat kain babe, you know me pass that one"

and hey look at will smith and denzel washington, their wives aint all that!,,,you would think they woulda ended up with supermodels innit?


so finally sha:-
bone looks , all na smoke screen, the key word is love,

  i judge people not by how they look but by the content of their character, _{God bless M. luther king y'all}

BUT IF YOU WO-WO, COME GO MARRY WO-WO, tink about una pikin, try and balance d ugly to fine ratio , the future of our humanity depends on it,

or else we'd have a future where everyone would look like this, then we'd be is some serious sh"t!