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"annekix runs and breaks through wall dust's cement of and says"

Er but actually
Google is on my side on this one Bruv,

"Buck naked" is a southern slang for BUtt naked originating from african Americans

b4 u try to make me look like a dumbass!
here check out d facts:-

http://onlineslangdictionary.com/definition+of/buck+naked

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_it_buck_naked_or_butt_naked

http://archives.stupidquestion.net/sq103102.html


Butt , Buck , who give a F@ck!!
                                                                                         

"Still running around Buck naked
finally runs back inside as neighbors call the cops!! "

GUys!!!! I just Collected my VISA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Running around Buck Naked Waving shirt in the air!!!!!!!!!*

Yesss!!! finally!!!!

It took a total of 28 scary working days for me, even though the BHC gave me 10!
28 days people!!!! i applied for the student visa in September!!!!!!!!

"that has to be some world record or something" i gotta call Guinness!!

Any way, I just wanna thank God O!!! Ha, !
O boy this wait nearly drove me nuts!!!
checking the visa app status page daily,
constantly calling the app customer care center, so te i come dey even toast the customer care girl for phone! Grin

,in fact at a point i just got tired and bought 24 season 1-7 just to get my mind of the whole thing ( by the way Jack Bauer Totally Rocks!!) and would eat Micheal Scoffield for breakfast

and i was freaking out cuz i resigned from work thinking the visa would be out in time for me to travel, BIg mistake people!but phew at least it came out sha! hee hee

Then i sent one KAraaazzzzzy, hilarious email to the BHC i'm sure it musta touched them because the next day they emailed me telling me to go pick up my package!!

the day i sent the letter i showed my mum what i sent and she was shocked and gave me this big "what were you thinking speech? "

the letter was that crazy!!! u guyz dont wanna know!
but hey i knew my mail would get through to some one!! ;Dat least someone in BHC must have a sense of humour

just goes to show guys
alwayshave faith and believe in God no matter what the circumstance, he works in Really mysterious ways,

I just wanna thank and give a shout out to the following peeps
£a$y
Hesperus
oyewolejos
MUfasa


You guys took the time to give me some good advice and i appreciate it a lot, u rock!!

Peace!!!

I just Collected my VISA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Running around Buck Naked Waving shirt in the air!!!!!!!!!*

Yesss!!! finally!!!!
Thank GOd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Flekan
dude thank's for dropping comments , u don Cut out Naija?

I just Collected my VISA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Running around Buck Naked Waving shirt in the air!!!!!!!!!*

Yesss!!! finally!!!!

It took a total of 28 scary working days for me, even though the BHC gave me 10!
28 days , people since i applied for the student visa in September!
!!!!!!!

"that has to be some world record or something" i gotta call Guinness!!

Any way, I just wanna thank God O!!! Ha, !
O boy this wait nearly drove me nuts!!!
checking the visa app status page daily,
constantly calling the app customer care center, so te i come dey even toast the customer care girl for phone!

, in fact at a point i just got tired and bought 24 season 1-7 just to get my mind of the whole thing ( by the way Jack Bauer Totally Rocks!!) and would eat Micheal Scoffield for breakfast

and i was freaking out cuz i resigned from work thinking the visa would be out in time for me to travel, BIg mistake

but phew at least it came out sha! hee hee


Then i sent one hilarious email to the BHC i'm sure it musta touched them because the next day they emailed me telling me to go pick up my package!!


I just wanna thank and give a shout out to the following peeps
£a$y
Hesperus
oyewolejos

You guys took the time to give me some good advice and i appreciate it alot, u rock!!

Peace!!!

Akokites in da house!!! cool!

GUys i kinda figured that the email would infact look desperate and retarded ,

but seriously guys , what would you guys have done if you were in my shoes?

agree and defer till sep 2010, ?, HOw na?

@ Hesperus
@

Public Health to Biz Management? What a switch!

you can say that again!!!
the thing still dey trip even me sef , But hey what was i spossed to do? no other alternative in health and science just felt i had to act fast before my case gets shelved somewhere and they insist i defer till sep,
the school just e-mailed me an amended visa letter and the originals are being dhl'd to my crib.


@ £a$y

i finished Lag 2006, when you applied for your student were the Biometric scans introduced then?

Guy COngrats Men!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thank God 4 u o!

I applied since 18th of sep too, maybe any time from now something go happen!!

cmon people

How many working days now for you??

To be honest, I think choosing another course or starting in Jan/Feb is your best option for now. Thing is, as of now, you have already missed 4 weeks of study. 4 weeks out of 11 weeks of first semester. I am assuming you are coming for a masters degree, and that is alot of time lost. Some assignments and coursework would have already been handed in. How do you recover that?

But, still, keep hope alive. As long as you fulfilled all requirements, you will get the visa.

yep your right there but Ol boy leave that thing jare!!! Guy i'm a Nigerian after suffering and graduating from Lag and all, i'm sure i woulda still adusted sharply, regardless of assignments coursework and all abi no be to read book?

shoo,  I remember some guys who i swear i never saw thier faces once , once!, in Lecture hall while in Unilag they just showed face in exam hall and came out with 2.1 ,  naija we hustle hard, 
mean while some guys that attended lectures from the start even our class rep got  other erm,  lesser grades for thier efforts (our class rep got a 3rd! )

not that i'm advicing guys to go and start registering late o!

But O boy naija boyz are crazy, But any ways that's just on a lighter note sha.

My old course was Msc Public Health

My New ammended course is Msc Business Management ( the yeye school didnt have any other bio medical or health science course starting jan/feb 2010!)

not that i'm complaining , cuz Business management seems like a sweet course

i remember telling my mum i chose public health she was like where will you work when u come back to Nigeria? will you make good money??will u easily get a job??

should i email the BHC and tell them i've changed my course and start date? Bear in mind the Faculty change from Health to Business they may start wondering why i'm changing,  i could reply and say "hey its not MY fault you decided to delay my application this way, what did you expect me to do wait till sep 2010?!! you gotta be kidding me!" But erm i'd rather not let it get to that point, heehee.

but what do you think?
cuz the latest start date on my visa letter passed last week oct 20th do you think they could still issue it and leave me to handle everything with the school?

Maybe God Get Plans 4 me and he's using style to adjust my error,  Bcuz this thing sef jus tyre me!

But God God Pleeeeeeeezeeeee Anoint these BHC people make dem release my student visa!!!!

HOOLY GHOST FiRE!!!!

@£a$y
ws it a student visa you applied for after your 3rd visit?

@oyewolejos
i agree i guess that's what's happening, feels kinda scary

cuz i feel they use every applicants biometrics to compare with all police databases in europe or some crazy James BOnd sturvs like that.

I hope say i no get one black Afghanistani Lookalike wey dey bear oFada Bin Laden, lol cHIE!! God Forbid it!

YOU GUYS I NEED MORE INPUT did any one you know wait this long for thier student Visa??

thank's for d feedback guy's but my problem now is d school, cuz dey are not extending the final reg date on my visa letter oct20, They said my i should defer my course till sep 2010! I told them hell no!!, and they suggested i choose a new course with jan'feb start date, i've chosen a new course to start feb which funny enuf seem's better than my previous course , What do you think? Should i mail the Bhc and inform them? Or should i sit tight and wait? Before they go and start further checks again.

pls i'm urgently waiting

61 views and just one reply? hmmm


@flekan:
no i havnt gotten it yet, i sent a mail to the BHC and this is what they said:

22 October 2009
Dear Sir

Thank you for your email. Please be informed that we are yet to receive replies to checks conducted into your application. Your package will be sent back to the visa application centre once these checks are concluded and a decision is made.

Yours faithfully
HB
Correspondence Unit | Visa Services | UK Border Agency | British Deputy High Commission | Lagos | Nigeria
Help lines:+234 1 2625930 - 7; 4613655 -58 | visa.lagos@fco.gov.uk | www.ukvisas.gov.uk; www.UKinNigeria.fco.gov.uk

Save Time Apply Online - you can now apply for your visa using our award winning application service. Go to www.visa4uk.fco.gov.uk for more information.

Travelling to the UK? Do it the Premium way.
Are you a bonafide and well established traveller? Why not apply for a Premium Visa valid for 2 years?
For details of how to apply for a visa and locations of the application centres visit www.ukvac-ng.com

My school latest start date on my visa letter just passed this week oct 20th and my visa application is still at the British High Commission (I applied in time and it’s been with them for  about 20 days now) do you think they could still issue the student visa?).

If i knew i would have applied months earlier but honestly guys arranging tuition and maintanance fees wasnt easy men i had no choice but to wait till all the funds were complete.

Has any one in the house had any similar experience with this kind of delay? Or knows anyone who’s gone through this?
What do you guy’s advice me to do?

what doyou think is the reason for the delay?

I sent the BHC a mail regarding my situation and this was the reply they gave:-

22 October 2009
Dear Sir

Thank you for your email. Please be informed that we are yet to receive replies to  checks conducted into your application. Your package will be sent back to the visa application centre once these checks are concluded and a decision is made.

Yours faithfully
HB
Correspondence Unit  | Visa Services | UK Border Agency | British Deputy High Commission | Lagos | Nigeria
Help lines:+234 1 2625930 - 7; 4613655 -58  | visa.lagos@fco.gov.uk | www.ukvisas.gov.uk; www.UKinNigeria.fco.gov.uk

Save Time Apply Online - you can now apply for your visa using our award winning application service. Go to www.visa4uk.fco.gov.uk for more information.

Travelling to the UK? Do it the Premium way.
Are you a bonafide and well established traveller? Why not apply for a Premium Visa valid for 2 years?
For details of how to apply for a visa and locations of the application centres visit www.ukvac-ng.com

Ps. don’t just view and go, post replies abeg.

HI guys i'm in a tight spot, i recently applied for a uk student visa tier 4pbs for postgraduate studies on 18th sep 2009 till now i haven't received my passport back it should be well over 15 days now, though it was stated i should come back in 10 days. (Bear in mind thier were 3 public holidays sallah and independence day within that period which was really annoying!)

My schools the University of Bedfordshire and their  latest registration date is on the 20th of oct 2009

i've emailed and visited the BHC and laid my complaint but was told my visa was still undergoing processing and would be returned when done.

some guys said they had problems with their sever and they had a massive backlog to clear cuz of the holiday period, but that's crap to me!

GUys, i can honestly say i'm loosing my mind i'm so confused right now

what do i do?

cuz the way this thing is goin if i get this thing on monday i'm thinking of taking a night flight to UK to arrive on the 20th on Tue. (Sounds crazy right?)

The annoying thing is that there's no one to ask to give the answers i need and i'm sure the BHC could care less  infact i'm going nut's what do you suggest?

should i ask the school to extend the reg. date?
should i bang down the doors of the embassy till they let me in?

Bear in mind i've also been to the UK 3times before for visits and my last visa was a two yr premium visa, and i have not been in any trouble what so ever all the times i went,  this is why i'm ticked of at the whole thing.

So please guys i just want your advice

And plus if any of you guys have had similar experiences you would like to share or know some one who has.

HI guys i'm in a tight spot, i recently applied for a uk student visa tier 4pbs for postgraduate studies on 18th sep 2009 till now i haven't received my passport back it should be well over 15 days now, though it was stated i should come back in ten days

my schools the University of Bedfordshire and thier latest registration date is on the 20th of oct

i've emailed and visited the BHC and laid my complaint but was told my visa was still undergoing processing and would be returned when done.

some guys said they had problems with thier sever and they had a massive backlog to clear cuz of the holiday period, but thats crap to me!

GUys, i can honestly say i'm loosing my mind i'm so confused right now

what do i do?

cuz the way this thing is goin if i get this thing on monday i'm thinking of taking a night flight to uk to arrive on the 20th on tue. (Sounds crazy right?)

infact i'm going nut's what do you suggest?

should i ask the school to extend the reg. date?
should i bang down the doors of the embassy till they let me in?

Bear in mind i've also been to the uk 3times before for visits and my last visa was a two yr premium visa, and i have not been in any trouble what so ever all the times i went, this is why i'm ticked of at the whole thing.

i think u guys are wrong

The transitional arrangements that were in place allowing funds to be held on the date of application only will no longer apply to applications made outside the UK, on or after 1 October 2009


will no longer apply to applications outside the uk

outside the uk

that means applications outside uk before 1st october

get it?, Abi na my eyes no gree me understand dat english??

hi all please i would like an explanation of this paragraph below recently put on the ukvac site,

25 September 2009: Student Tier 4 applications - maintenance funds must be in bank accounts for at least 28 days. From 1 October 2009, for all points-based system Tier 4 applications made outside the UK, the amounts required to meet the maintenance criteria must be held in your personal or your parent(s)/ legal guardian(s) bank account for a minimum period of 28 days prior to making your visa application. The end of the 28 day period must not be more than 1 month before the date of your application, for which you must show bank statements/other evidence. The transitional arrangements that were in place allowing funds to be held on the date of application only will no longer apply to applications made outside the UK, on or after 1 October 2009

especially this part below:-

The transitional arrangements that were in place allowing funds to be held on the date of application only will no longer apply to applications made outside the UK, on or after 1 October 2009

thanks.

Guy's it's not just district 9, i played resident evil 4 on xbox 360 and it's set in nigeria wit flesh eating nigerian zombies and all also the currency of the money is in naira, and also remember xmen origins movie?

Good day house just got 2 conditional offers for uk postgraduate study

i'm considering going for a Bank phb loan and need advice:-

Who here in the house has taken this loan and what do you guys think? is it a good or bad idea for me or do i jus drop the thought? please reply with reasons thanks.

dude email me one of your nice pics with a mic or u on a turntable, or better yet wearing a hoodie or something,
bushidax@yahoo.co.uk

i'l do something maaad on photo shop

in fact dan foster sef na funny guy

he's doin what some naija guys do in reverse!

<sub>Naija guys:
Travel to yankee, get a job, overstay visa, marry yankee chick for papers, gets threatened by immigration to get deported/ gets deported, gets a lawer to appeal, gets visa to stay back in yankee.

Dan Foster:
travel to Naija, get a job in cool fm, overstay visa, marry Naija chick for papers, gets threatened by immigration to get deported/ gets deported, gets a lawer to appeal, gets visa to stay back in naija.</sub>

First let me say, i never really liked dan fosters move from cool fm to insp.
and since he left, i think i only listened to inspiration fm like twice??, in fact i think insp fm sux personally, but i always liked dan though.

But seriously guys, This whole thing smells fishy,

me thinks, its some HUUUUUUge Publicity stunt to gather a huge amount of new listeners to inspiration fm, ?

i mean think about it, when he does eventually come back, he'll recieve Millions of calls from fans both old and new. with  well wishers welcoming him back to the country, it's just what inspiration fm needs. a media buzz!

he'll probably bring along some new expatriate friends of his,

i know it sounds a bit Scoffieldish but na so my brain dey think sha,

if that's not the case, and its not some publicity stunt, Then D.Foster musta been pretty dumb to think he could get away with staying illegally.

i mean c'mon thousands of people are deported from the states daily, treated like animals, hunted down and tracked liked dogs, locked up and banned from coming back, but i'm sure he musta gone back in a first class flight back home,
dude's its not fair, open your eyes,

yes i know their are other illegal Indian, Lebanese f'ckers here reaping were they did not sow with illegal papers and have swarms of nigerians workers kissing their asses like royalty, its unfortunate Dan foster has to be a scape goat as a result of being "snitched" on but hey, kudos to the immigration services for doing their job. yes he has done a great service but he shoulda known beta,


well at least he has done a good service to nigeria and also has augmented his case by marrying a nigerian ( sharp guy) so lets see how it goes wih him getting his papers.Good luck to him i wish him well.

But personally i dont give 2 F's if he cumz back or not,


Cool Fm unna b Baad guyz, i still remain loyal.

i've been wondering that myself as well, and i didnt really like his party rider video,  street credibility was jus there

i think this is what happened:-

9ice knew there would be alot of expectations for the video and a bad video has a way of ruining a good song, the song had so much hype and airplay,  i'm sure there was a lot of pressure to deliver, and maybe the concept for the video shoot from directors didn't flow with the song, and he decided not to do it or else risk losing his , erm, street credibility

Gongo aso is legendary O bone!!!!! i remember when i was on nysc camp the effect that song dey cuz boyz, the track was mad back in the day but it wouldnt make sense if he made a video now, its damn too late

unless of course he makes a solid remix and repackages the whole song,  but whats d point??

look this thread is a joke,
grime, ? pleez!!!, the only rapper i respect, hands down is kano, the guy has mad skillz,
and roll deep dey try i liked bad man

but dem british cats aint really gangsters, jus wannabees

i like the tracks , hoddie town, top 3 selected by ghetto (though i still think the guy dey try too hard to form gangster, i dey sure the guy still dey stay wit im mumsy ,
i kinda feel chipmunk i liked his -who are you- track (d kid has potentials) and i like these guys D Power (Jookie Mundo Fumin TopKat Stutta) - Let It Go, the track was okay but a cheap video and raz looking video girls, and i feel they are another set of ganster wannabees nice tune though.
i feel n dubz but i think they need to change their image, they seem childish

i feel dizee rascal needs to get his ass kicked!

and some of the uk grime videos look so plain and cheap, even our naija rappers and videos are times ten better than grime vidz,

o boy, in short na u sabi, na state of mind,

again i repeat dizee rascal, is a batty-boi poofster who needs to quit taking cheap drugs.

i hear if you wanna get a dose of crappy customer service, starcomms bode thomas is the place to go!

also nipost ,

and majority of the Nasu staff of most nigerian higher institutions,

naija people tend to be hostile to one another, and let personal issues interfere with business

the shops, stores, market, filling stations , banks everywhere!!!

@ cgking

Kemji, (or sorry), , bonebaba, or rather Kemji alias "bonebaba" has awarded
bonebaba alias Kemji the winner. Dont worry, you will get a chance to show your stuff
in more creditble competitions.

Hee hEEe heee rmaoflol!!!!!


_{thot it was only me thinking like dis,}
e dey pain me say i no notice d guy format on time,

any how sha notin do am,

@ grafik don and i'm refering to your most recnt post below

the chik wit the afro holding a gun.

Contemplating a 3D "futuristic" version of Mark of Uru. . . "Mark of Uru 2020" Grin

Still trying to figure out the most appropriate hair style, perhaps Afro Thunder.

all i need is the list of software u used , i know i got a looong way to go, thnx

@grafikdon

your work is simply wiiiiicked!!!!! dude pleeeez tell me what software package did u use?

abeg, i need a list, so i can start downloading them, _{(i went to computer village and bought 3d max,i went home all excited put it on my computer and the blasted thing was empty, and the idiot swore wit his life it was working?! any way hope a lightning bolt'll strike his ass soon!)}

o boy, no seriously men i'm feeling left out here!, the only 3d i know is in corel draw, now thats jus sad!
and i've done a few new logos since the whole nuddlz ztation and bone entertainment _questionable competition, but i havnt gone near the graphics section in a while.

thanks

@ cg king

The mention of money added credibility to this exercise
and folks were ready to commit a little of their valuable time. Abi Annekix?

my brother no be small "commit a little of their valuable time", the designing kept my butt up late at night!!, sotee i cum dey use photoshop design logo for dream,, lol

So whether we lost or won we still would have had fun at the end of the day.

true, ahhh, yes,it was indeed fun.

@sojioguns

I really should blame the poster for making this whole logo design seem like an open competition. If you had your mind made up from the onset you should have deleted this thread. it is rather insulting to waste peoples' time like that.

true dat, the tread topic should have probably read :-

Design A Logo For My Company And I Will Pay 10,000 naira.(kemjisuper only) LOL,

i thought this would go this way when i saw the first 2 post on this thread which was why my first reply was then people started posting logos. if u read the first two posts, it was very clear the poster had already told kemji to design him a logo (through email). when i saw that this this was gettin to two pages i wanted to ask when the whole thing would be over cos the poster did'nt seen to make up his mind on anything until i saw the complaints. if we talk now dem go talk say we too talk. it's simply unfair. people were posting stuffs here daily. one of u two should have said somthing. if some people did'nt speak up, im sure this thing would continue till december. the guys working on the logo's are no t10k hungry it's the positive comments that matter. the fact that they are appreciated. and now you have yanked the rug from under 'em. hope you are happy. and when other serious people come to ask for a logo and peolpe dont show interest una go complain.

i got carried away, i guess i overlooked it and went post crazy, _{lesson learned}


Any wayz, i have no hard feelings towards anybody, at all, i'm good,

one love to every one

@ cgking

i've been having that eerie feeling too bruv,

i could say it's been a whole Lotta wasted time n effort, cuz honestly for me at a point it stopped being about the money, i was just having fun,
but hey, i'm happy cuz i needed some practice plus i learned some new tricks in corel draw which I've totally ignored 4 ages
, so it's all good,

next time i'll have a rethink b4 i enter any other future "competitionz", and just play audience for a while .

later dudes.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>annekix goes to the sports forum

@cgking thnx, dude

i neva intended the first few to be diabolical bruv,

just wanted to have an edgy look for the design, plus hey, i was trying to work with the title Bonentertainment, key word here , BONE,

_{for some reason, i know its weird, bonez and skullz came to my mind,}

before i softened it up a bit, with the new one below

asper devils to cast out, dunno what your talking about mate,

come to think of it, i wonder what type of music the clients gonna be puttin out?

plus speaking of the client, where is he??
i think he's been kindnapped!,

_{annekix turns around and gives kemjisuper a suspicious look}

hey, thanx dude!

Aww cmon it wasnt that glaring, talk tru u no 4 see am if i no post the mistake,

any ways no xcuses, nobody's perfect!, regarding the spelling, fixing that is a piece o' cake, besides its just a prototype, _{it'll even act as a form of image security}
truth is in this line o work, there's gonna be some flaw's somewhere, esp. when creating samples.

Now regarding making it difficult for the client,

lol, i tend to do that sometimez, he hee,

<sub>just imagine, its jus like i was a matchmaker and my client wants a pretty girl to marry and then i give him a choice of,
j-lo
beyonce
halle berry
tyra banks
naomi campbell, and he has to pick one!

the guy go jus craze,</sub>

bottom line:

choices, they sure are tough but , we all gotta make em, thats life, and its all on the clients taste , HE should know how he wants his company represented, all i do is make a variety.

i'm glad u noticed i was just having fun,

ps:
_{i also posted a design with fixed spelling, o! before peeps start to think i'm a retard. lol}