₦airaland Forum

LarryCork:
are u lightskin?

No. Brown skin

Luckysbab:
Ewo wa ni ´sir’ isonu?

Nothing sir.

Luckysbab:
Not when you had to resort to shifting the goalposts.

You had a right to your initial comment though. Not blaming you for that one. Just that the boys wouldn’t let it slide.

Alright sir.

Luckysbab:
The boys of course. People wey dey find who to attack before.

Oh, I was ready for them..

Vijuchoco:
I've been considering relocating..
My tired is tired.

Sorry love. Relocating within the country or outside?

Bradford111:
Lol and you are thinking about marriage? My dear I’m very sure you and that your boyfriend ain’t going to marry you still have a lot of dating to do

You are entitled to your opinion.

Luckysbab:
Ah. O ti lo wo trap.

Whose trap?

Spagi:
because i love to be alone,am introvert

Okay, when you're with girls you're an introvert or it happens with both gender?

No one is 100% introverted.

Spagi:
hmm not really i attend mix gender schools, but choose to not mingle with them

Why didn't you mingle with them?

Bradford111:
And you?

19. Your conclusion?

frank317:
He is a product of relationship between a man and a woman... i wonder what he intends to produce with his gay relationship, maybe a genderless gorilla

Not everyone wants kids you know? And if he and his partner decides to have a child they can, for example through adoption.

Spagi:
I mean mum and dad

But you said you didn't have any female gender around you. You attended boys only school?

Kaycee7:
Honestly, if I survived a blade to the head and unlocked a whole new level of power, I'd be quoting Buddha too.

This is Jujutsu kaisen 2?

Spagi:
but somehow my parent dont know

By parent you mean just your dad?

Spagi:
Long story because i am always around male gender since i was a kid not even any female gender around me, it start from there

Hmm okay.

Spagi:
its my own choice to be gay

How did it happen? You just woke up one day and decided to be gay?

Bradford111:
Just wanna know

In his twenties.

Spagi:
because we are made to choose what we like

Choose? You chose to be gay? Maybe I don't understand you.

I didn't read all that, I came for the pishure.


That dog's reaction was funny asf!

Dexy4yah:
Like seriously you're proud of been a gay

Be proud too. You sound like you're a closeted homosexual.

Bradford111:
How old is your boyfriend?

You're asking because?

lordnkem000:
Thanks so much dear God bless u.
I'm not giving up at all, the future is bright for me I know and believe that, na make baba just pick my call... Thanks again

You're welcome.

KIDfurniture:
Oh sorry e enter ur body Abi. You better don’t end up like ur dad. I know u well well.

Yawn, try harder with your insults. You don't have to leave so many spaces in a quote.

eepeepook:
Real woman no dey Nairaland. Na only males full here.

Hehehe.

KIDfurniture:
Yesssssss but most times na foolish men dey fall for the scam. 99% assurance dey she is enjoying long sex with multiple ex machines.

You be fool.

Puss360:
Infact sef... While dating, we will do till we get tired...
I need to know the man I'm getting married to....
If it's too big or too small...
If na who go kill me with sex ...
I'll know all these before marriage...
I must make sure we are compatible before marriage...

Wedding day, I'll wear white and stand on alter like virgin...
After all only God and the man besides me know I'm not "Pure"... But who cares...
Las las pastor will wish us "Happy Married life"...
That's all that matters..

You're so real.

Felimax:
I love my wife so much, she was just one in a billion.

The way we started and the dreams and projects ahead of us will not allow us to get deterred by our same genotype.

We are both AS and right now we are blessed with an angel and three handsome princes.

My sister rejected her AS genotype husband to be and ran after an AA genotype man who she later married bad as it is they have been married for like six years now but no child.

My marriage of seven years is blessed with four kids already.

Bottom line - go to your God and talk to Him about it.
PLEASE DON'T SHOUT, DON'T SHOUT when you are talking to your God. If you shout you will hardly hear Him talking to you..

He will tell you your next line of action. Marriage is of God not man.

Throw the NON away and keep the SENSE.

So many things is wrong with this your write up. What are the genotypes of those your 'handsome princes'?

dominique:
I will say congratulations, you should be happy. At least no woman will trap into the deadly contraption called marriage which favours only women. What do you even need a wife for? Women bring absolutely nothing to the table, all they're looking for is a man to feed them. I join all Nairaland Alfa mails to rejoice with you. You should go to church tomorrow and do special Thanksgiving for being "untrappable".

Hehehehe.

Jennyclay:
I’m AA but do have money to take good care of me?

Are you millionaire or billionaire? Biko nobody wants to settle for less not to talk of settling with AS .

Double wahala for dead body if you’re broke

God forbid!!

Your comments are so hilarious.

lordnkem000:
I didn't, the only thing I do all day is write songs upandan, everyone is hailing me that am very good and all that but no sponsor, even feeding twice a day is hard my dear. I wanted to learn driving at a driving school but they said 40k for registration and 40k for drivers license.. I just give up.
No friends and na mock my family people dey mock me say I fine for nothing.. I just need a job or anything to raise money to build my brand..
Thanks dear for caring to respond

I feel sorry for you. You should go through this thread below. You might find an advice that might work for you. Don't give up, keep pushing, I wish you the best in life.

https://www.nairaland.com/7435174/what-advice-35-year-old

You're welcome.

TheUnsure:
My friend’s WhatsApp has been hijacked, now they asking her friends for 120k loan. I don’t know how she fell for it.

Wahala.

lordnkem000:
This is the most honest answer I've ever got from anyone in NL, u re so sweet my dear.
As for me, @31 I'm out of job and I'm seriously searching, though I'm a 200L dropout so no certificate, so I just hide my fine face and body and padlock my dick o, I mo want extra wahala for my life right now.. na NL and Romance Section dey help me laff and forget my sorrows o..
Life din tire me o

Aww thank you.

You didn't learn a skill? If you don't have one you should start planning on skills to learn. It's not late for you. Even most graduates in Nigeria find it difficult to find jobs... Las las you'd be fine.