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my able landlord........GOD BLESS U

Mightyify:
I'm posted to Kano.... going from Onitsha....are you around Asaba or Onitsha....hit me up

Kano corpers b ready for harmattan and serious sun......anyway welcome to Kusala dam

cruchenutii:
The more the squeeze your face, the more they love you more. Mhen those secondary school girls no get chill oh ! There is corper I know who slept with more than 8 girls while teaching in a school. All Virgins. Mehn God have mercy lol.

O boy, when he narrates the story. I was surprised.

jus manage..... I only said dis cos is working for us here...... no smiling at all

Avoid smiling with Dem, I also teach in a school made for girls I also Dnt laugh much with Dem because DEy can b very naughty and For d corpers dat are guys dey dnt even laugh with Dem at all..... I know wat u are passing tru..... sha take it easy b for children put person for problem.

Donpolite:
nothing here in Kano state,.lowkey POP.

kano Don dey pay

deafeyez:
So wetin come bring about the smile wey she dey smile.

See her lips.

Appreciate God's creation......her smile made her look good

[quote author=Pinkfriday post=62039798][/quote]Na WA easy na

charlyxx9:
hi

hi

speaktome:
I can waybill it

Thanks

speaktome:
Nne where are you, I can buy and send to you

a bit far.... Kano......thanks for wanting to share

speaktome:
Wow!


That's lovely....



I share same BD with her....


November born Rocks...






Enjoying my day with Three Leaves Yam(Una) my Mama sent to me from Villa








#MySignatureMyBusiness

Wish u could share I love dat food alot.....happy birth month I share same has u

sylviaeo:
VILLAGE PEOPLE AT WORK.SOON U WILL BE 45 BY THEN U WILL BE SERIOUSLY SEARCHING FOR HUSBAND WITH TORCHLIGHT IN DAYLIGHT. INSTEAD OF PRAYING FOR A GOOD MAN. IT SHALL NEVER BE WELL WITH VILLAGE WITCHES

sylviaeo:
VILLAGE PEOPLE AT WORK.SOON U WILL BE 45 BY THEN U WILL BE SERIOUSLY SEARCHING FOR HUSBAND WITH TORCHLIGHT IN DAYLIGHT. INSTEAD OF PRAYING FOR A GOOD MAN. IT SHALL NEVER BE WELL WITH VILLAGE WITCHES

Lol.....she Neva start

Papiikush:
See this one

If you know what's best for you, just keep your marriage off social media. Nigeria has gone beyond "Osemugia me" whey you sing twenty something years ago.

We dey vex these days oh...them go just fall your hand .

You see that mumu that first replied on this thread about your sister with big stomach? That is just the beginning

You'll soon see comments like

"Why is her husband opening mouth like an _imbecile?"

"Why does her sister look like bread whey don soak inside tea?"

Funny u

Olufemiolaolu:
matchmaker

u fit find husband anywere

I can introduce you to someone.....

Bibi294:
Why would I have nudes on my phone self?

i wonder oooo,body Wey u dey c Anytym u wanna bath or have a change of clothes....

Finelinks:
Could you please expatiate?

mix it with real honey or get mustard seed with black stone mix with real honey....... raw pap and tin milk also helps or golden morn

Finelinks:
Which is Blackstone please, and have you seen anyone use them?

Dis stuff works.... u can also use wonderful cola

What abt seen it in an area were dere no bushes around......

kn23h:
You don't have to wait till you get married.
Travel with a boyfriend or friends.
Enjoy for a weekend.

wish I am close to any of Dem....

kn23h:
You don't have to wait till you get married.
Travel with a boyfriend or friends.
Enjoy for a weekend.

wish I am close to were my friends are

Never visited any of dis beautiful places.......i we definitely try one wen I get married.....

boobs not big enough to hold it......

rawpadgin:
If fvck dey hungry u, u nor get girlfriend or she nor dey around.. ......MASTUBATE!


if fvck dey hungry u, no money to go fvck ashawo. .......MASTUBATE!

If fvck dey hungry u, & ur girlfriend dey see a period but u nor fit hold body.. ........ MASTUBATE!


if u are broke & classless & as a result u nor fit get babe, fvck come dey hungry u...........MASTUBATE!



it's way better than landing urself in police net or destroying the life of an innocent teenager

fFunny u

Lordygram:
hello, you can add me with prosperous johnson.. my profile pic is in black and white...

ok

Lordygram:
Alright i will mention you in another thread, and drop my id.

alright

Lordygram:
Facebook

drop ur id

Lordygram:
woya cum,, dnt be angry... nice dp, and how can we talk apart from nairaland?

wat Oda platform do u av in mind

Lordygram:
You like the idea, of my dickslap right?

No.......bye

Lordygram:
maybe you have not seen where a dick sent a lady into 5minutes coma... dnt worry, i know where to catch you.

Lol

Lordygram:
Have you been dickslap before?

if only ur little dick can get dere to give me d slap..... Pls rest,where I am is so hot Dnt add to d sun....i accept ur dickslap

Lordygram:
mtchewwww next time if you quote me, i will dickslap your face.

In ur wildest dream