Wish i could refer u to my brother,to let u in how he cursed his......continue wit d agbo.

Fountainofyouth:


Lol don't bother convincing me cos you and I know I don't believe you.

U better believe him,dere are guys out dere no protection no sex...

Upworkwriter007:

U can't even teach it in Texas, its not legal over there.

My dear i had to leave dem wit dere way of life,i was even looking for an opportunity not to teach self one now presented itself, from dere i started teaching wat i like.

I could remember teaching sex education with d student at kano,d principal had to call me to his office and asked if d stuff was in d textbook had to show him d page........in short i had to jump so many topics to avoid wahala........

LLobiorah:



I swear, that Abakpa junction and holy ghost need flyover. The kind traffic congestion and massive number of people in that area, no be here.

No b lie u talk especially liberty wit stupid hold up

don4real18:
I feel it's wrong to bring their picture online asking for a caption knowing fully well that they will be mocked. Until people like you gets sued for privacy infringement, una no go get sense.



Every man has a choice. He might be a lover of BBW or she has a great character

Am happy for him,I was jus surprised dats all cos d nigga hardly relate with people back den....

See as my ex coursemate won kill himself.......

I could remember wen looking for one,even wen d agent took me dere,him wey b d agent rejected d house himself,he told me it was a fellow agent dat told him of d place.........

Goalnaldo:
you should have pm him your number. Guys go begin disturb you now.

A huge mistake

abdulkayus:

I am good. I lost your number, can I stii get it pls?

sure 07066313739

abdulkayus:


U did ur NYSC in Kano, I chatted u up from this Nairaland, I think u were serving in bunkure, we were suppose to meet but unfortunately, it didn't work out.

I do remember now........bin a while, how do u do ?

abdulkayus:


Heyyyyyyy, long time. Do u remember me?

Am sorry I don't oooo

nototribalist:
Bloggers are indeed going hungry this day. Who in their right mind would believe Kano and Sokoto of all places will be cold. These are hot areas. Jos yes, Taraba yes, definitely not kano katsina or the worse Sokoto.

Dat means u av not stayed in kano during d harmattan season,it is very terrible

Rip......saw d burial poster wen i visited enugu,wasted his life for notin.

Most tyms dey end up seeing d said ex again,giving d current lady unnecessary headache.......

NwaAmaikpe:




You just took me back to when Nigeria was a country, when coins were precious assets.
When Texaco filling station attendants cleaned your windscreen and thanked you for your patronage.

When Nigerian Airways was still a robust Elephant with wings.
When PAN flooded our streets with seductive 404s.
When we stood by railways counting the number of coaches on each steam train passing.

Do you remember when we used fluorescent tubes to construct HD-ready antennas so we could hear the truth from Siene Allwell Brown and Frank Olize.
And when we put coloured glasses over our TVs so we could watch in colour?

Should I remind you of our TVs that had shutters, keys and legs or tell you the stories of eating moi-moi out of milk cups while watching white cranes come home from their fishing trip and beg them to exchange their white claws with out dirty nails?

When we ate New Society bread with planta.
Drank Ginger Ale or Pronto.
Licked "chichi" sweet and coloured saccharine icecreams after taking an overdose of kwilikwili so we could win the farting competition.

Back to when ladies wore shimmy.
When permed and jerry curled hairs were the styles to beat.
Tales by moonlight for the teens,
Icheokwu for the adults and Danger mouse for the kids.
When we just had to consult the telephone directory to get anyone's land phone number.

Tell me did you write love notes and pass to your crush through her younger ones?
Did you sprain your finger from turning the "roundabout" telephone dial?

Did you knot grass leaves to stay out of trouble?
Did you ever smooch your female neighbor on your father's settee while Teddy Pendergrass record was spinning on the turntable?

Did you walk from house to house on Christmas eve to sing carols?
Lalastic.lala.... Did you ever use Aquafresh toothpaste to drink garri or use Krest and Akanwu for birthcontrol?

Did you ever feel a sense of pride sitting in "Merry-go-round" long buses because your neighbor's kids had to ride their father's Long John bicycle?
Did you ever visit the library to check out what new tale Cyprian Ekwensi or Chinua Achebe had made?

Nigeria was great.
Night journeys were interesting, we had toll gates at every boundary with jovial soldiers exchanging banters there.
Life was greater if you had the privilege of growing up in Eastern Nigeria.

My love for dat moi moi in milk can,it gives it a very good taste........

ruggedtimi:
what most ph teenagers learn at school na terms like Aboy weda, who goes you, Him GF and GS, Pilot, excu, X Y, mutiny, deck , alpha marine, motherlina,abobi, chief strike...Na we oh. Lol pH

Jus remembered my gf with dis dere yeye slangs,school she no kuku finish......yeye lifestyle

blesskewe:
How do people do it
I can't walk in public with wearing bra sha

I tire oooo

Donphilly:
Good God, who can curse who the Lord has blessed?

I and my wife are the ones in that picture.

My Father and my God is totally in charge, what can man do to me.

Do not be afraid, for the God who keepeth Israel is my God.

These are only but the handiwork of evil men and women. I and my wife are in sound health.

Thank you all for your prayers. I appreciate it.

Are u for real ?

My dear u did notin wrong,na ur mama no wetin dey worry her,not every guy tink wit his manhood,even bf dose not get moved wen dere babe sit on dere laps.....

Hoodbilonia:
I cant forget that movie whr his father was a wicked native doctor dey carry kill anyone who vex am.nllast last him son vomit the ogume.na dia him papa poof roast like barbeque
I just dey burst laff dor dat movie
Two good actors

I love d movie

ivolt:
I hope you didn't believe her.

Believe it dere are people lyk dat.

mrvitalis:
I'm from ibeku

Ok

mrvitalis:


Lol see this one the road that goes from Aboh junction through my village ibeku to sign board junction along owerri umuahia road

Which side of afara are u from ?

autotrader014:
I dont know if am the only one who doesnt really fancy twitter..

Not only u,I don't even know how to use it.

Imoh555:
Am I the only one who doesn't find this guy funny

Both him a elenu lasisi i no no wetin dem dey do.

Artzdanielsz:

not in support of her action but u know what anger can make a dove do

No matter how angry one is,my prayer for mysef wen eva i get married dat imust b alive to take care of my kids ijn.....can't av someone do such wicked act on my child

Artzdanielsz:
nawa ooooo see wickedness but that boy look like those weh dey still fish from pot. stubborness dey him face

Na wetin go make her turn anoda person pikin to plastic wey dem use hot knife dey repair.......

captainking:

exactly..he is a humble man... one reason why i attend the kinsman meeting is cos of him...so lively for his age..

Even wen she pointed at him we kind of doubted her until d mc made d announcement and the guy man no even look e way,he was busy looking for garden egg.

AgreatMan:


Your gf wedding I beg gimme d gist

He was busy greeting everyone from table to table,he dressed so simple dat day he was not ready for special recognition as usual gave her sometin nice in brown envelope

captainking:
adazi ani my mothers town....if you see this man during umunna clan meeting, you will not know he is a billionaire because he is down to earth and cheerful..if he attends your wedding, he will eat like every other guest and even be asking for more self..lol. ...

during harvest and bazaar period, you will see the best version of him because he is always the one that does the speech and bargains with lots of energy and he will just start calling all his rich friends for donation..he will even shout your name,,and say stuffs like this...eze ego,, i know you are more than this...i can see where you are hiding so i will not see you....eze ego is donating 5 million.. ..in igbo language oo..

LasLas..if you meet him for help,, better be smart, hardworking, a good christain of good behavior cos he does not like lazy youths and he needs to be sure you have something upstairs..

Thats the kind of man he is...simple and God sent..

He even attended my gf wedding, could not believe he was d one a good man he his.

QueenSekxy:
-Talking too much.

There are people who do not even know when to end a conversion, I will just get pissed.

-People that over stay their welcome.

So many people are on this table, please, know when you've over stayed your welcome. Most of us like our privacy Morethan anything.

One even dey my house now,my mouth sef don dey pain me......always repeating d gist,I dey evn remind her say sheyb she won go somewhere