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Yakubu Aiyegbeni is next

Probably the decrease in temperature (harmattan cold)

If you are sure you have not hit your nose recently, just bend your head backwards and make the bleeding stop

Which movie

8 yrs old asked me, "uncle, what is rape_"

I left the next day

phpNET:
why can't we celebrate him on the actual date, rather than just choosing a date for him. does it mean he has no birthday?

It's not important, remember we are celebrating the significance of his birth not really his birthday.
If the Bible wanted us to celebrate birthday, it would have included it in the Gospel

Hope you saw where the young man mentioned concerns about transportation.
If any job in Lagos is taking 60% of salary to transportation, it's not worth it
Maybe if it were nearer, it would be okay
30k is OK for a start

RealityShot:
onismate: "...I stood up and left, went back home and
slept."

can you create a job?

you have the big mouth to say you are annoyed at an employer!

go and create jobs, then pay higher than your profits...hiss!

listen, after you slept, what did you do next? Who pays the rent where you slept?
what did you eat since then; whose paid?

young Nigerians, learn to be humble.

you just came out of nysc; you want 150k job.. How much is the firm's profit monthly? How much will you add to the firm's net profit that they will pay you 150k??

there is no magic in life.

Can't really blame you, if na me, after going through the 4th recruitment process, I for don dey eye like 100k since it requires such rigorous procedures to select

No

We just choose the day to celebrate the coming of the Messiah

noblealuu:
This man is to be blamed!

Yes, because in a system anyone can do anything and go scotfree, the head is culpable

Admit your failure, you are the petroleum minister

Someone or something should slap this man again

Me

I'm not voting for Atiku, I'm voting against Buhari

I will vote anyone but Buhari even if it is Atiku

That's a presidential statement not like that of the other animal who needs a documentary to show that he is human.
Imagine Buhari using the word "annihilate" in a Christmas message to Nigerians

aurxtino:
Na we still on but like seriously I wanna end it , but she doesn't want to let me go. Have told her am tired am no longer interested in the relationship.

Convert her to a fuckmate then
Just dey give her only tp and use condoms from now on

BMC, your attention is needed here

They pay heavy fines to reopen

The fine will cancel out any profit they wanted to make by selling above pump price

To say na Imo State.....

How
Can't compare with Akwa Ibom

Bet9ja must pay me o
My wedding is next year

All these cut one must stop this December 2017

You can watch it now live on Gotv Channel 29 (Nigerian Festival Event Channel)

Truly wonderful occasion

IfIf government had done its work and provided enabling environment vis electricity, roads, security and good policies, I don't need a loan to start a business

Even if I collect such loan today, operational expenses in power, transport will close down the business

saymrmighty:
Haven't you heard about the ongoing BOI (Bank Of Industry) 140 Billion Naira GEEP Program, it's government empowerment loan ranging from N50,000 upward to support or startup a business with no interest but one time payment of N2,500 after u might have received the loan and repayment is 6 months. It's free and easy to apply.
Whatsapp or contact 08166130633 on how to apply.

Oops, sorry guys.

It's 2013 news

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The more this man talk the more I am convinced that he is totally out of touch with reality in the country

There was a country

I remember when we use to have headlines like this

And you know what the opposition said? They say there is no cause for celebration, that government is just doing what they are supposed to do

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/12/nnpc-assures-nigerians-adequate-supply-petrol-yuletide/

http://freedomonline.com.ng/yuletide-travellers-commend-fg-on-fuel-availability/

Do we even need anyone's aids?

LionDeLeo:
Feb 2012, Sept 2012 and May 2015. Brainless monkeys are already trying to force it down our throats that there were never fuel scarcity in that administration.

Pls, any pained monkey can go and screw itself elsewhere because I don't talk to monkeys let alone the brainless ones.

I hope you realize that none of these were during the yuletide
Feb 2012 was cos of subsidy removal protest
May 2015 was cos of fears by marketers during elections as to payment
Sept 2012 was plain recklessness by the GEJ government

Works on my HTC 11
So easy

See all the new images of the beautiful Samsung Galaxy A7

What a way to join the ancestors

You dey protect depositors money by making illegal transaction charges abi?

dollytino4real:
NL am just back from space, pls what has being happening to inno

You be mumu, you enter space, you still get mind to return to this hell hole