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the girl isn't saying the complete truth, I'm not saying the lecturer is innocent , but.... I can imagine that part about her insulting him saying "he can't afford a blackberry" happening. lol....she looks loudmouthed in that picture. IJS

lol....see my project topic oo

tonio2wo:
the op never mentioned the name of any church or denomination, is it guilty conscience on ur part?

she has to spell it out for you right? are you too dumb to read between the lines? ....she said "the church with fire on the mountain"

Op MFM never pray for the death of anyone ...... they pray for the death of "any power".... eg
any power holding down my destiny die/burn/ break e.t.c

Churches tell you to believe in God for your needd......but they believe in you for theirs

Stupedinluv:
Thank your stars we have more frustrated males online

after reading our convo....can you honestly say she didn't deserve that reply?

in most cases the bashing is well deserved

No this isn't a female bashing thread, I just want to share a recent experience with you all. I got this contact of a Nigerian girl based in Ghana from a mutual friend and decided to chat her up oneday.

me : hey

girl: hi

girl : whose this

me: my name is Anonymous

girl : do I no yhu

me : No, I don't think so

girl : Do yhu no mi

me: no I don't, but I'd like to

girl : .........no reply (end of chat)


The next day.....as early as 8 in the morning
girl : you on nigeria
: I need a nigeria glo

Me : I don't get
: yes I'm in Nigeria

girl : I need nigeria glo
(Can you imagine....I've not even known this girl five seconds and she's already telling me about her needs ....very ill mannered human that can't even ask nicely...you need? Lol...I just tried my best not to be rude)

Me: aren't you Nigerian?
: you write funny
: and do you know me well enough to start asking for favours?

girl : its just crdt
(lol, then why can't you JUST buy it by yourself?)

girl : its not a favour

Me: but money is used to buy it ...yes?

girl: the least you can say is yes or no
: life is simpl

Me: its just strange...yesterday you were giving me a tough time about not knowing me...and today you are asking for crdt :i

girl : it'd ohk
: thnx for your time
: God bless

Me: loool..Amen and you're welcome
: before you go
: please I need Ghana banku
: Its just banku
: hehe

Wether APC or PDP....I'm happy a southerner was appointed there and not one of the "born to rule" elements

Clone2020:
Nairaland is officially a blog site. I guess there's nothing innovative anymore; most headlines now are twitter posts or celebrity pics. I hate to say this but if this continues for long, Nairaland may go the way of MySpace, AOL and Hi5.

@seun

octopusfreaky:
SO TRUE,

lol, you know this

Acting surprised like they've not been on the guy's neck about. "Where is this relationship heading?'

Did you post a topic about the straffing sessions that lead to the pregnancy?

congratulations, I hope you have triplets

sinaj:
The last pic tho, were they praying for her





Pls who understands the op's post coz I dnt

come back and read it if/when you are 30 and unmarried you'll get it

Submission

one word the feminists can't stand

Do you have to ask this question?

I can't even allow it happen in my absence

Sadly the OP didn't mention the fourth guy behind them....that is Flowsick

whatever happened to that guy

Mamywatobi:
will you shut up!? Go and get a first class in psychology let's see. Problem with some nigerians is jealousy!

*sigh*
You studied psychology and got a third class right?
don't take out your frustration on me.... I know I said its an easy course but no matter how easy a course is its very unlikely a retarded person comes out with a first class

take heart

Femoje:
olu mentain be like every track
was an hit back-2- back buh yet
no Grammy.... Justine bieber be like
egbon olul if u need d Grammy
cum nd collect it...

too dry...you guys don't know when to stop

emmyblackky:
Your list is even better than that of the OP.
Where is;
Tony Tetuila (my car)
Soty (malaria)

haba tetuila had several hit songs

you are on point with Soty....cool song

Omavik:
Ewwyy!!! I sure will throw up...

I heard it doesn't smell nice,,so why will I take such in my mouth,, and then down my throat??
Gross!

lol...you "heard"......are you sure you didn't discover that yourself?

The first few comments show that people don't read before they comment

p.S. not to knock down his hustle, but psychology is one of the easiest courses ever. A friend who was struggling with physics too back in school had to borrow some psychology courses in other not to fail out before changing course.....long story short, he had As in all with very little effort

.

Fast and easy download..direct link

Goal

Okay, I think now is a good time for Ben Bruce to shut the hell up!

helica:
my own is a very long story, to cut it short,we are back together after three months,but the problem is we are not too close like before, as soon as I see someone else,I will have to let him go,I love him so much,but I have to let him go,his heart is too cold,he is just like my father, sometimes he shout at me,I will cry myself to sleep,hoping he will hold me close,instead he will just be looking at me,he said I cry to much over little things,sometimes I just believe that he charmed me,I don't know why I love him this much,I want him to go,but the problem is,I don't know why I still love him this much, he is not worth it at all,I don't know what to do I can't stop thinking about him,pls if there is anybody here who knows what I can do to get over him pls tell me.

you need a good bang from some other guy to reset your system ....a good bang, mind blowing kind

you're welcome

Bells, Very lame name for a university ..... they don't ring bells in a university..... sirens maybe

oh well...

congratulations to them

11) Because the trophy isn't very heavy?

Most nurses are mean and rude

It often seems like they hate their job and transfer the aggression to patients

Love is a strong word.... why not like?

Woulda dedicated "pnssy is mine" by Miguel. to ......

I hope all the people making these ignorant comments are Bayelsans or Niger deltans at least.
I can't understand why people who know nothing about politics in Bayelsa feel the need to contribute ignorantly just because they want to support a party...

so sylva is now a hero because he's a member of APC ?
and people who know nothing about his performance as former governor come here to chant.... sai Buhari... up APC and Sylva

I wish you guys will just shut up and let bayelsans choose

APC would have had a better chance with anybody else I mean absolutely anybody else other than Sylva as the gubernatorial aspirant

Sylva is a thief ..... and any sensible unbiased person can tell that Buhari's Anti-corruption campaign is charade.... if he can support Sylva