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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Parties With Jamie Fox & Leonardo Dicaprio at Vogue Show by AnonymustME(m): 10:20am On Feb 20, 2023
Enddy50ty:
Omahlay to Jamie Foxx right now.
She’s not their type...Jamie likes white women and leonardo likes women under 25.

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Romance / Re: Valentine's Day: What Is The Most Shocking Gift You Have Ever Received Or Given? by AnonymustME(m): 10:09am On Feb 14, 2023
I used to be like most of the guys here you have never received any valuable gift from females until I met my current girlfriend.
The list of gifts I’ve gotten makes up for all the years I stayed without but if I’m to mention the most expensive among all it’s an IPhone 11.

Don’t be fooled sha, because her kind is extremely rare. You may or may not be lucky to meet one in your life because the majority are self absorbed p.Arasi.tes who only care to take and the fact that I found one who is different doesn’t mean I’ll pretend like it so common to come by.

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Autos / Re: Tenportion International Limited by AnonymustME(m): 11:13am On Feb 03, 2023
They are not legit, it’s a non existent company with no online presence.
Health / Re: From Faint And Wake To Slump And Die by AnonymustME(m): 7:56am On Jan 20, 2023
jmoore:
I have fainted several times.

My first fainting was during my Boys Brigade days. I was still in primary. I didn't eat and went for parade on Sunday morning. I think the heat of sun combined with not eating contributed to it. I only saw myself being carried inside the church.

Another fainting experience was when I was sick, I tried to open the refrigerator to get water. Next thing I heard was Mom screaming Jesus.

Another was when I was seated while working on something on my laptop. There was a big amplifier at my back. Trying to adjust my position, my elbow hit the amplifier. I fainted and fell from the chair, woke up seconds later.


A near fainting experience happened when I attended Chapel of Redemption in University of Calabar. It was already filled, so I stood outside. I didn't eat before coming for the service. After some hours, I started feeling dizzy and felt my eyes closing. I quickly went and sat down on a walk pathway. After some minutes, I started sweating. I bought some snacks from a vendor, ate and went back to the hostel.

Most deaths from people who slumped has do with heart or blood pressure issues. Pouring water will not solve anything.

You’re quite soft, you can’t be broke in this life if not you fit just die. Small hunger and you dey faint up and down.

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Religion / Re: Only Fools Say There’s No God, Jesus Turned My Shame To Celebration –Ooni Of Ife by AnonymustME(m): 6:17pm On Jan 08, 2023
Aren’t you an idol worshipper?

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Fashion / Re: Realistic Buttpad Debuts In The Nigerian Market At N320,000 by AnonymustME(m): 9:37am On Jan 05, 2023
The stench this will create in Nigerian climate where it’s already very sweaty underneath Jean material
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: VIDEO: Over 30,000 fill Pakistan's stadium for only 1,100 advertised police job by AnonymustME(m): 9:29am On Jan 05, 2023
allandutch:
Something similar happened in Nigeria some years back. Was it FRSC or Customs?

Immigration, and some people died in the stampede
Romance / Re: Imagine Climbing This Stairs As A Guy(pics) by AnonymustME(m): 5:13pm On Dec 31, 2022
lyriclekidd:


Stfu nobody asked you undecided
Incel
Celebrities / Re: Judy Austin Celebrates Her 31st Birthday (Photo) by AnonymustME(m): 4:55pm On Dec 31, 2022
This woman is a lot older than 31, she’s not fooling anyone.

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Romance / Re: An Incurable Case Of Premature Ejaculation by AnonymustME(m): 12:19am On Dec 28, 2022
Sorry to hear about that, hope you find a solution eventually
Romance / Re: Drunkard Masturbate N Cum In Public As Lady Twerk by AnonymustME(m): 2:50pm On Dec 22, 2022
ejirobigdick:
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Do you really think girls respond to this nonsense? No find babe around your vicinity scope…Dey wait
Romance / Re: Imagine Climbing This Stairs As A Guy(pics) by AnonymustME(m): 2:47pm On Dec 22, 2022
Why do majority of nairaland males have so much vitriol for women? There are good and bad women just like there are good and bad men.

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Celebrities / Re: Psquare On Their Way To Portharcourt Labour Party Rally (Pictures) by AnonymustME(m): 10:10am On Dec 22, 2022
It’s not safe for them to announce their movements like this
Crime / Re: Farmers Kill Cows, Three Youths Murdered In Reprisal In Makurdi, Benue State by AnonymustME(m): 8:46pm On Dec 19, 2022
Advocate500:
God will see us through this madness.

No he won’t, God won’t see us through anything…if he would Nigeria would be the most peaceful and prosperous nation in the world with the number of churches we have.
Career / Re: How Much Do Dispatch Riders Make Monthly? by AnonymustME(m): 3:38pm On Dec 19, 2022
odaniel1:


An expert rider at that. Makes majority of the calls and does the bulk of the work even though the individual is an overzealous fellow but yeah, his subs gt paid btw 250k-350. Collections na beans work? Ask anybody in the lending business what recovery is all about. Some companies compensate readily grin
Dispatch rider abi loan recovery officer?
Aren’t those 2 extremely different job descriptions?
Jobs/Vacancies / Elyte Scam Interviews by AnonymustME(m): 10:15am On Dec 18, 2022
These elyte scammers are proper bas.ta.rds and something needs to be done about them. They keep posting fake job openings on different sites with silly company names just to gather email addresses and phone numbers to send their scam interview invite to
Nairaland / General / Re: Is This Elite Entrepreneurship Training Consult A Scam? by AnonymustME(m): 10:13am On Dec 18, 2022
These elyte scammers are proper bad.ta.rds and something needs to be done about them. They keep posting fake job openings on different sites with silly company names just to gather email addresses and phone numbers to send their scam interview invite to
Education / Re: How A Struggling Photographer Bagged A First Class In Law by AnonymustME(m): 8:09pm On Dec 15, 2022
Cholls:
My brothers and sisters nonsense headline
There’s always that one person
Romance / Re: A Lady Dies After Taking Poison After Her Boyfriend Left Her (Pictures) by AnonymustME(m): 3:29pm On Dec 14, 2022
gimakon2:


The girl way turn you to monster, e no go better for am.
See the kain thing way u write , na wa o

Be like one girl don show am serious shege
Dude is damaged goods

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Family / Re: Our Daughter Got Married Without Our knowledge by AnonymustME(m): 10:29am On Dec 14, 2022
Dickmatization is real
You can tell by the number of baby mamas he has that he must be blowing their backs out, that’s why it doesn’t matter to them if he’s a dead beat.
Your daughter bout to be baby mama 7
Politics / Re: We Achieved Nothing, Kwara Governor Admits, Blasts APC Lawmakers by AnonymustME(m): 4:20am On Dec 07, 2022
asanausana91:
point of corrections Buhari has done what no democratically elected president ever done in this country. Look at the Lagos Ibadan express, and second Niger bridge that politicians were using for campaign since decades ago.
Buhari has really tried.

SMH, the bar is so low
Romance / Re: It’s Hard Making Love To My Girlfriend by AnonymustME(m): 9:27am On Dec 06, 2022
Google Vaginismus

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: Nigerians Should Support, Vote The Most Prepared Candidate by AnonymustME(m): 10:13am On Dec 05, 2022
TonyeBarcanista:
I will continue to maintain that Atiku Abubakar is the best man to Rescue and Recover Nigeria from the evil of APC.
Whatever candidate PDP puts forth will always be the best man to you, even if it’s a monkey.

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Romance / Re: My Babe Need A Man That Can Last More Than 30 Minutes by AnonymustME(m): 9:59am On Dec 05, 2022
Rokiatu45:


How is that do or die? That’s just 45 minutes to an hour.

Actually thrusting for 45mins straight is do or die. If the 45mins is spread over forepl@y, mouth action and thrusting then it’s standard
Romance / Re: Men Are The Prize by AnonymustME(m): 9:38am On Dec 05, 2022
*prize

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Politics / Re: Bauchi, Gombe Fight Over New Oil Wells by AnonymustME(m): 9:29am On Dec 05, 2022
What do the locals living in the area say? Bauchi or Gombe?
Romance / Re: I Saw This Thread And It Proves My Point by AnonymustME(m): 3:23pm On Dec 04, 2022
jeromestarks:

Read this or shut the fvck up.
https://www.nairaland.com/7292532/virgin-man-virgin-woman-same

You can either do the research and learn the truth from medical professionals or continue to wallow in your ignorance
Romance / Re: I Saw This Thread And It Proves My Point by AnonymustME(m): 3:19pm On Dec 04, 2022
Vinnie2000:



It does not have to Carry DNA.. sad

When a lady fcvked by too Many Guys, her Body due to the Different Sperms.

Her Mentality changes drastically.

For a Single Guy, It is better to Marry a Girl dat has fuccked 70x with one Boyfriend than a Girl that has been fuccked 15x by 15 men.. undecided

That’s a completely different topic from what the OP posted. But I’ll bite anyway. Just so you know, you can never ever get the true body count of a woman in this life, that’s one thing every single woman in this life is certain to lie about. So all this your calculation is a waste of time even though I agree with you. Multiple past sex partners reduces a woman’s ability to pair bond with one guy.

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Romance / Re: I Saw This Thread And It Proves My Point by AnonymustME(m): 3:08pm On Dec 04, 2022
If you do some more research you’d find that this theory has been debunked by medical professionals. A woman’s child doesn’t carry the dna of the men she’s fu)ked in her past

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