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Enddy50ty:
Omahlay to Jamie Foxx right now.

She’s not their type...Jamie likes white women and leonardo likes women under 25.

I used to be like most of the guys here you have never received any valuable gift from females until I met my current girlfriend.
The list of gifts I’ve gotten makes up for all the years I stayed without but if I’m to mention the most expensive among all it’s an IPhone 11.

Don’t be fooled sha, because her kind is extremely rare. You may or may not be lucky to meet one in your life because the majority are self absorbed p.Arasi.tes who only care to take and the fact that I found one who is different doesn’t mean I’ll pretend like it so common to come by.

They are not legit, it’s a non existent company with no online presence.

jmoore:
I have fainted several times.

My first fainting was during my Boys Brigade days. I was still in primary. I didn't eat and went for parade on Sunday morning. I think the heat of sun combined with not eating contributed to it. I only saw myself being carried inside the church.

Another fainting experience was when I was sick, I tried to open the refrigerator to get water. Next thing I heard was Mom screaming Jesus.

Another was when I was seated while working on something on my laptop. There was a big amplifier at my back. Trying to adjust my position, my elbow hit the amplifier. I fainted and fell from the chair, woke up seconds later.


A near fainting experience happened when I attended Chapel of Redemption in University of Calabar. It was already filled, so I stood outside. I didn't eat before coming for the service. After some hours, I started feeling dizzy and felt my eyes closing. I quickly went and sat down on a walk pathway. After some minutes, I started sweating. I bought some snacks from a vendor, ate and went back to the hostel.

Most deaths from people who slumped has do with heart or blood pressure issues. Pouring water will not solve anything.

You’re quite soft, you can’t be broke in this life if not you fit just die. Small hunger and you dey faint up and down.

Aren’t you an idol worshipper?

The stench this will create in Nigerian climate where it’s already very sweaty underneath Jean material

allandutch:
Something similar happened in Nigeria some years back. Was it FRSC or Customs?

Immigration, and some people died in the stampede

lyriclekidd:
Stfu nobody asked you

Incel

This woman is a lot older than 31, she’s not fooling anyone.

Sorry to hear about that, hope you find a solution eventually

ejirobigdick:
I need a girl to Bleep so passionately I have a big dick and good in sucking the pussy and fucking her pussy so good I’m into phone intimacy too location: Ogun State or Lagos State 0️⃣8️⃣1️⃣6️⃣0️⃣7️⃣9️⃣6️⃣0️⃣9️⃣5️⃣

Do you really think girls respond to this nonsense? No find babe around your vicinity scope…Dey wait

Why do majority of nairaland males have so much vitriol for women? There are good and bad women just like there are good and bad men.

It’s not safe for them to announce their movements like this

Advocate500:
God will see us through this madness.

No he won’t, God won’t see us through anything…if he would Nigeria would be the most peaceful and prosperous nation in the world with the number of churches we have.

odaniel1:
An expert rider at that. Makes majority of the calls and does the bulk of the work even though the individual is an overzealous fellow but yeah, his subs gt paid btw 250k-350. Collections na beans work? Ask anybody in the lending business what recovery is all about. Some companies compensate readily

Dispatch rider abi loan recovery officer?
Aren’t those 2 extremely different job descriptions?

These elyte scammers are proper bas.ta.rds and something needs to be done about them. They keep posting fake job openings on different sites with silly company names just to gather email addresses and phone numbers to send their scam interview invite to

Cholls:
My brothers and sisters nonsense headline

There’s always that one person

gimakon2:
The girl way turn you to monster, e no go better for am.
See the kain thing way u write , na wa o

Be like one girl don show am serious shege
Dude is damaged goods

Dickmatization is real
You can tell by the number of baby mamas he has that he must be blowing their backs out, that’s why it doesn’t matter to them if he’s a dead beat.
Your daughter bout to be baby mama 7

asanausana91:
point of corrections Buhari has done what no democratically elected president ever done in this country. Look at the Lagos Ibadan express, and second Niger bridge that politicians were using for campaign since decades ago.
Buhari has really tried.

SMH, the bar is so low

Google Vaginismus

TonyeBarcanista:
I will continue to maintain that Atiku Abubakar is the best man to Rescue and Recover Nigeria from the evil of APC.

Whatever candidate PDP puts forth will always be the best man to you, even if it’s a monkey.

Rokiatu45:
How is that do or die? That’s just 45 minutes to an hour.

Actually thrusting for 45mins straight is do or die. If the 45mins is spread over forepl@y, mouth action and thrusting then it’s standard

*prize

What do the locals living in the area say? Bauchi or Gombe?

jeromestarks:
Read this or shut the fvck up.
https://www.nairaland.com/7292532/virgin-man-virgin-woman-same

You can either do the research and learn the truth from medical professionals or continue to wallow in your ignorance

Vinnie2000:
It does not have to Carry DNA..

When a lady fcvked by too Many Guys, her Body due to the Different Sperms.

Her Mentality changes drastically.

For a Single Guy, It is better to Marry a Girl dat has fuccked 70x with one Boyfriend than a Girl that has been fuccked 15x by 15 men..

That’s a completely different topic from what the OP posted. But I’ll bite anyway. Just so you know, you can never ever get the true body count of a woman in this life, that’s one thing every single woman in this life is certain to lie about. So all this your calculation is a waste of time even though I agree with you. Multiple past sex partners reduces a woman’s ability to pair bond with one guy.

If you do some more research you’d find that this theory has been debunked by medical professionals. A woman’s child doesn’t carry the dna of the men she’s fu)ked in her past