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Iyanya's manager doesn't have a name?

Sigh

Fingesi:
original Gbege

are you related to any Sylvester?

nairalandmaster:
well composed. nice info op

is there a robot behind this moniker?
can you post something else?
Can you contribute to the convo?

Nice one op.....nice one op every time

Well...... she has a phat puessy, I see the bulge

Its RamPant because they let guys RAM their diiccks in them while their PANTs are down

You just ask her if she sat on a pile of sugar
when she looks at you confused you say "cos you have a sweet ass"

If a slap follows OYO

okay seriously, there's no particular way to go about chatting up a random girl... they all have different personalities and different interests so what works for A might not work for B

first of all make sure you are neatly dressed and look presentable..second you should appear confident, don't go stuttering and looking downwards when you approach her

look straight in the eyes "hello"..... more often than not...she'll reply "hi".... especially if you've done all that I listed ..... and that "Hi" is the "go ahead"...... If she doesn't reply (few cases) just move on

you introduce yourself ....ask for her name ...department ....all that random stuff. There's no need asking for her phone number the first day you chat especially when you go to the same school and will get to see her again

the convos won't be so difficult from then on

This group.

Timaya has a pot belly tho

This Zahra girl should goan sit. down one place and let us hear word

mtsheww

9 Worst things?

Story Story

pictures or it never happened

Very Interesting thread...... blast from the past from when there were little or no trolls on NL spewing trash....



It's a little late to contribute to the thread ....but it was a good read anyway

She looked better dark skinned

What is this one saying?

try writing in your native language if it will be easier to express yourself with that

I dunno if boiledcorn is just being a troll as usual ...

but the lady looks like a nairalander...can't remember her moniker, I think she contested for miss nairaland and most people thought she was a bit too old to do so

Lovely family

Nairalanders really like darey... 2pages and no bad belle comment yet

For those saying "the rich will keep getting richer and the poor poorer"...remember psquare i.e peter n paul were once poor

you could struggle to break into the rich clique so you can keep getting richer

or sit and lament how the rich get richer......and remain poor

You guyz know "making out" means kissing ba?
Cos some peeps are using it in place of "having sex"

sugni:
See dem liars on this thread..you guys love ladies that shine.. red /hot pink lips, nicely groomed artificial eyebrow, fake lashes, even those that bleach! ..Those are wot yu guys run after

maybe.....but its just to lash.... most of these points are qualities of slu.ts
Bleached with tattoos and extended eyelashes

They are not the kind you take serious

MrsPhyno:
Isn't 28 kinda late to get married?

Wellll it might be..... but how much control do women have over the age they get married?
It happens whenever a guy is available and ready.......

these days it takes longer for guys to be available and ready for marriage by no fault of theirs.......hence the age

but keep your hopes up....you could be among the lucky ones who don't wait so long..
phyno might decide to settle down sooner

Op be realistic ....... just 4?

any lady who has slept with only 4 men before marriage at sayyyy 28 is a very decent lady

In these days that girls lose count of how many people they've slept with

Looool

I know this isn't a joking matter but the part where he said she ripped open his ballz and the other one 'ran inside his stomach' lolz

It doesn't have to be one or the other


you can get the whole package in one person

Lol...there's no ideal amount ...it all depends on where you take her...

I advice you take her to see a movie for the first date...it helps break the ice especially if you're the type that doesn't talk much.... you'd just seem boring if you go to an eatery the first time...

and if she doesn't offer to pay for any single thing..... there shouldn't be a second date

Janice settled for Emeka.

in Janice's mind on the day she went crying about her cancelled engagement to Emeka..... "I've rejected this guy for all these years even though he's been so nice to me cos he is not my type....but the guyz that are 'my type' keep breaking my heart ....lemme just try (emphasis on TRY) this guy" ....she probably tried to kiss him and he managed to bbang her brains out

Dig it up