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Education / Re: 6 Youthful Mistakes You Should Avoid Before Age 30 by Anoti1(m): 1:36pm On Mar 03, 2017
Elparaiso:
Owerri to Calvary, he clicked for me, he clicked for me.

La click, la fail WASSCE and UTME.


cheesy. Wicked

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Celebrities / Re: 18+ Only: Afrocandy Share Another Private P!ctures by Anoti1(m): 12:30am On Feb 18, 2017
If na story or health tips, it will be "LA click LA..." Bt as na afrocandy matter, all of una rush click. Chai grin
Car Talk / Re: 8 Quick Car Hacks You Should Know by Anoti1(m): 11:10am On Feb 06, 2017
Nice write up. Bt No. 6 is a no go area for me o. Its nt advisable- health wise.
Career / Re: Lagos City Polytechnic Condition For Keeping One's Job (Pictured) by Anoti1(m): 11:04am On Feb 06, 2017
Lol. So their salary don turn referral bonus. MMM don teach people bad thing o grin
Celebrities / Re: See How Ugly Yemi Alade Was Before She Became Famous by Anoti1(m): 9:46pm On Jan 29, 2017
WTF is yemi alade? angry
Romance / Re: Viral video of girls twerking and dancing seductively in front of their parent by Anoti1(m): 5:19am On Jan 22, 2017
Which kind family get pole for their parlour?

Their home na stripclub? undecided

Datz no family Hauz bro, jst hoez doing reharsals

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Romance / Re: I Was Having Headache But Nurse Titi Pulled Out My Small But Mighty P..(pics) by Anoti1(m): 5:13am On Jan 22, 2017
Come dis guy, no dey carry pesin play o undecided
Politics / Re: See Pics Of 90yr Old Nigerian Man Learning How 2 Use Computer That've Gone Viral by Anoti1(m): 1:44pm On Dec 28, 2016
KINGwax007:
Did he want to use it to enter heaven ni?

Well, those who give a fucck died over there..
.


You are very stupid. No offence sad. Nd please try not to associate mourinho wit such nonsense posts next time angry
Sports / Re: Five Players Who Had The Most Red Cards In Football History by Anoti1(m): 4:20pm On Dec 14, 2016
Very soon, Fellaini go dey dat list
Sports / Re: Gernot Rohr Reveals One Key Reason Why Mikel Will Leave Chelsea By January by Anoti1(m): 11:08am On Dec 13, 2016
mylove19:
smiley



Scam Alert. Nairalanders beware
Romance / Re: 15 Vagina Facts That Would Make P*nises Jealous (EXPLICIT PICTURES) by Anoti1(m): 5:07pm On Dec 06, 2016
Define d term explicit angry
Education / Uniabuja Students Contact Needed by Anoti1(m): 3:30pm On Dec 06, 2016
Good day my people. Pls I intend applying for MSc at uniabja and want to knw d requirements and ask other related questions. Unfortunately the line given on their website has been switched of since lyk forever and I'm nt chanced to go down to the school myself. Any Uniabuja student in the house should pls help me out. I need a contact der.
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of The Day.. One Word For This Man (photo) by Anoti1(m): 3:23pm On Dec 02, 2016
Dead
Romance / Re: If You Still Can't Get A Girlfriend Then See this by Anoti1(m): 3:27pm On Nov 22, 2016
Maybe she's d reason why he's homeless. No be all girls be human beings. Karashikas full everywhere...........
I'm talking from experience.

Some guys stay single because dey nid to focus on important nd life changing issues.

Tomorrow now, d so called single guy becomes a billionaire with women both single nd married, throwing themselves at him, while d guy dat spendt his youthful age on women will be complaining dat life is not fair nd struggling to eat the crumbs that fall off the billionaire's pocket
Crime / Re: Woman's 3 Children Beheaded In Taraba River by Anoti1(m): 2:27pm On Nov 22, 2016
So sad. May God console the family and punish the culprits.

By the way Igbofirstlady, why do u lyk posting only bad news?

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage And New Fashion Trend Of Sheer Outfit For Stage Performances [PICS] by Anoti1(m): 10:34am On Nov 18, 2016
Donexy16:
Tiwa la hot...

Tiwa La NOT

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Education / Re: Large Snake Drops In On Terrified Diners From Restaurant Roof (photos + Video) by Anoti1(m): 9:26am On Nov 11, 2016
Do they think they are the only ones dat like tasty food? Abeg free the snake make him chop jare. If him chop person, una go complain, him come decide chop for restaurant, u still dey complain. Haba!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ditto!!! by Anoti1(m): 1:47pm On Nov 09, 2016
FortuneTeller:
[size=14pt]Ladies beware!! This is likely a scam. Once you get there, your passport will be taken and you will be forced to service men. [/size]


Datz if u go reach der self. Na inside one hotel room for Ikeja dem go conduct d interview. Sexual predators everywhere

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Career / Re: Things Smart People Never Reveal About Themselves At Work by Anoti1(m): 10:20am On Oct 05, 2016
Wonderful write up. The bottom line is weighing ur words very well. Most of your colleagues at work, no matter how friendly they seem, will always want to pick words that they can use against you later.
Phones / Re: Strange Message I Received From Etisalat (pic) by Anoti1(m): 10:38pm On Oct 01, 2016
Xymc1:
Send "STOP" to 2442... Thank me later!

Thanks man
Phones / Strange Message I Received From Etisalat (pic) by Anoti1(m): 10:04am On Oct 01, 2016
Please is there any code I can use to stop receiving unsolicited messages from etisalat? I'm sick and tired of them. Lately their messages have become weirder. Abeg, wetin join N50 join eternal life? undecided

Romance / Re: 12 Of The Craziest Private Parts Tattoos (EXPLICIT PICTURES) by Anoti1(m): 8:06pm On Sep 30, 2016
@ 2nd pix...I'll first put my finger inside to knw whether Medusa will bite me b4 I insert d koko to avoid stories dat touch grin

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Celebrities / Re: See Shocking Photos Of A New Born Baby That Looks Like An 80 Year- Old Man by Anoti1(m): 12:50pm On Sep 29, 2016
Smeagul reborn
Romance / Re: DESCRIBE THIS GIRL IN ONE WORD...? Make Una See HER Photo by Anoti1(m): 11:15am On Sep 28, 2016
mgbeke
Romance / Re: Why Would A Maid Of Honour Do This? by Anoti1(m): 11:46am On Sep 27, 2016
Eyah. I feel for her. Do u knw how many people she has done maid of honour for? In adekunle gold's voice....."I don go wedding taya, every Saturday wey pass, and I Neva marry, oluwa provide a boo o".

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Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Wants To Become The Highest Goalscorer In English Premier League by Anoti1(m): 1:23pm On Sep 22, 2016
Lol. He Rilly has a good sense of humour. Yabbing urslf first makes it almost impossible for people to remember ur mata.
Education / Re: Teacher Demands Sex From Student Of Nuco Comprehensive Secondary School, Uyo by Anoti1(m): 1:28pm On Sep 18, 2016
Nna ehhh
Family / Re: List Of The Top Nigerian States With The Most Hardworking Men & Best Husbands by Anoti1(m): 8:53am On Sep 17, 2016
Which kind of whack list is dis? U must be Rilly high on Sambisa weed undecided

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Crime / Epic Reply To ATM Scammers by Anoti1(m): 12:18pm On Sep 16, 2016
Its no longer news that some hungry criminals have been sending dubious text messages to unsuspecting members of the public all in an attempt to defraud them of their hard earned money.

However, they seem to have met their match in this guy. lol. See his epic reply below

cc: lalasticlala, mynd44

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