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whiten:
@ Dmain man, can Somone post all d application without physically going to Abuja?

make them ansa this question na. cos I no fit go Abuja for now o wen fuel na die oo.

y am I unlucky na. I folk the method for my 2 sims but after 2,4, na only 1 dey o no 2 to press

Haba!!!!! Page has Been closed and it is not yet 20th may. wetin de hapun na??

Op u re right. very right

having sex before marriage to a partner you re serious with is good.
Before I got married I had a girl hu was a devout Christian of the pentecostal ministry. she told me no sex bfor marriage nd I agreed. said she has never done it before and was a V but she can't tell because she used to be very active in sport and she heard active sport and exercise can rupture the Hymen. I was forbidden to finger and only allowed boobs. one day we went partying and she managed to get drunk a bit thanks to my incessant try mor darling. we got home cos she had to sleep overnit since she can't go home and being a bit tipsy myself I had the urge. I cud not let this opportunity pass by since we were serious in d affair.
I had to dive down to king Solomon mines to look for diamonds only to get cobalt. my dear virgin love was wide and large that all through the sex she did not scream.
my p*NIS was going in and out without restriction. no blood no pain.
I was devastated. when she became sober she angry saying I defield her and I was just looking at her helplessly. I was heartbroken and I had to test test my theory again that morning if maybe the little drink changed my thinking only to wake up to the same realization that that place was a hell hole. my 4" p*NIS was no match for the 6" goalpost. I have to call of the relationship.
IG that deed had not occur how wud I have felt after marriage knowing I can't satisfy her in bed?
So pls guys don't let any gal lie to u on such issues.

The decision to increase oil price came within a day
The decision to kill NDA can within a day

The decision to tame Fulani herdsmen still on discussion
The decision to enact agricultural policies and funds still on discussion

when it comes to oil issues decisions are fast but when it come to other issues the use of WILL SHALL SOON is used.

nelszx:
Let me take the first as null and void cos time factor has annulled that. Ok I'd advise u do another, stay off sex, alcohol and smoking for 3 days den repeat it. Like I said initially be there 1hr post production.

When I say Big head it's like putting a LED tv as substitute for human head it will slow down its movement. A normal sperm doesn't have big head, other abnormalities are double head, double tail, pin head etc.

If you an alcoholic or u smoke stop it for now (forever) den repeat the test. You may wish to know y I said u should stop, both substances affect spermatogenesis and you may wish to steer clear of dem.

On repeating the test, whatever you get is what it is and pls don't lie about time of production.

tanks bro.
tho I don't drink nd smoke.
I will try do anoda. any help on how to boost my sperm quality?

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Esseite:
I think its time we empower and license illegal refineries while being checkmated by the NNPC on its quality and distribution, that is the only way to get the price of pms/diesel and all others to its lowest in the shortest period of time.

Reasons:

These refineries which we have always heard have been in business without importing refined crude and all its shipping protocols.
These refineries account for thousands of litres which we consume on daily basis.
The refinery proceeds circulates within the country
These refineries would create jobs, New business opportunity on all aspects
These refineries can buy Nigerian Crude oil with our Naira
The Exchange rate of dollar does not impact on these refineries (heavily)
These refineries would pull down the price of pms in a matter of weeks
The price of pms would even go lower when the big guns eventually notice no one is interested in imported pms at 145
These refineries have very low cost of logistics
These refineries would assist the NNPC refineries that have refused to work optimally
These refineries would spring up in thousand in their small scale production
These refineries have been working with our current state of infrastructure and light issues but have survived
This area can be harnessed to reduce the impact on the already ailing masses
These refineries can sell its fuel to the Tank farms or even directly to gas stations

The country can determine the price to sell to Citizens and foreigners in other to alleviate suffering

we have always heard of illegal refineries, it is a ready market waiting to be harnessed..

eg... Oil firms would be forced to setup refineries locally when demand for imported pms is lowest, thereby bringing in competition as well and lowest prices, it is not like the telecom that requires billions of Naira for small production, if not how come we have them in the creeks of major region breaking pipelines and refining.[b][/b]

I concur.
This is the best action to take now and we can get fuel at #45.

I just hope the dummy zombie president see sense in this wen his attention is drawn to it

nelszx:
Disclaimer: I'm a medical laboratory scientist. Only trying to help. Thanks

In SFA, time matters a whole lot. It's analysis is usually 30-45 minutes after production cos anything after dat might be ruling sth else. So time must have played a crucial factor on the outcome of ur result

Back to ur question sir,
A normal sperm doesn't appear watery it's always viscoid. A watery sperm can easily be washed out after intercourse so dats one problem.

Another problem I noticed again is the morphology A big head sperm isn't a healthy one cos the big head slows down its swimming (motility) process for fertilization to take place and the presence of pus cell is indicative of an infection.

Thirdly u have somewhat a low sperm count. A normal sperm count should be >120 million / cell and urs is down dat limit

I'd recommend you repeat the test again and tell dem u se*men m/c/s included to rule out any infection. So you'd be doing SFA + se*men mcs. Pls stick to time it's very important for this particular test and pls be dere before 1hr post production.

After doing the test take the result to the requesting physician he knows what next to do.

Bye

I did the test on my own not on doctors advice.
did MCs too and no infection.
tot big head sperm is good from my findings
watery sperm hmn I tot it was due to the time frame

so what do I do to improve the quality of sperm cos I really need a baby.

Rottentooth:
Some years ago, it was pepper scarcity; this year, it is tomato scarcity. Both crops are from the north. When will the south, the east and the west learn to be self sufficient in food production? Yet, the east is beating drums of separation.

Ur moniker says it all about you. Rottentooth Mtchew.
The money the country runs on belongs to who? the allocation money ur state and village feeds on comes from where. the beverages and drinks you consume comes from wh part of the country?
do you think the south east and west don't have what they contribute to the country? do you think without the north the south won't survive?
FYI the northern land are more suitable for certain crops that why or do you tink other states can't produce?
if not for ur useless elders and rotten brothers who embezzled our resources for themselves do you tink we wud have been having all these problems?
wen it comes to the east and south all u say is kill them but wen it comes to the north they re angels and leaders that's why ur president will kill Ipob and NDA asking for a fair shelare nd close his eyes to the Fulani's his pipo and lie they re Libyans.

At times I wonder why people just raise topics without knowledge of the post.

@OP and all

Before we can profer solution (tho whatever you say here on Nairaland will not solve the problem but we are brainstorming as future leaders) to the problem at hand we have to know the problem.

we have two theories for the tomato scarcity.
1. A pest.
2. Dangote.

The pest is said to have destroyed the tomato farm leading to shortage of supply why on the other hand dangote has bought all the tomato available for his tomato factory.

Nairalanders we can only proffer solution only when we know the truth abt the scarcity.

I rest my case.....

anthney87:
I just did my sperm/ semen analysis and this is the result.
Time collected: 7:30am
Time examined: 12:33pm
volume: 5ml
core: greyish
viscosity: watery
Actively mobile: 45%
sluggishly mobile: 30%
dead forms: 25%
morphology:25% gaint head seen
others: pus cells 1-2 PHF
Total count: 45million per mil


I took the sample around 7:30 but took it to the lab around 12
don't know if it was late though the scientist said to bring it immediately .

doctors pls answer my questions pls. so I know am OK or need more help. we have been TTC for a year plus now.

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Which state?
and town?

OP u re a chicken hearted fellow.

Even the small kids I train over here in delta state in MOD and Man O war can do all these and many more.
Even my gals I train can do that for 10mins+ and still go on jugging 1km after that.

so stop discouraging pipo who want to join. if ladies in the force can do it why can't you a man or re u only a man on the bed

henryvirus:
No space 4 a willing Barrister?

Navy dssc for 2016 is not tey out. Disregard all info on it and when it comes you will know.

Note navy dssc only accept graduates wt 2:1 degree.

@henry yes u can apply when the time comes.
there is hope and space for lawyers.

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U guys shud lie a little and tell the truth more.
Airtel bb 3G is #1000 why say #1500.
Yes it zaps mb but it is far more better than android sub. I use it on my android and I have been enjoying it all this while to download.

Kennyvikky:
Sorry pls, which department? Cos I cldnt get the informatn after I zoomin

get it all through here
www.jobvacancy.ng/uch-ibadan-job-vacancies-18-positions-apply-before-may-10-2016/

pls am not promoting any blog ooo.

Op how I wan take get the form na as I de far from Ibadan?

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3slleeq:
Mine was successful but the application id i copied begin wt letters nbv/......just wanted to b sure I copied the correct app Id cos u ad just nb/ before d numbas as stated above.

u can't get any application successful because the time for applying has elapsed. Thursday 6/5/16.

u guys shud pay attention to details...

DONSMITH123:
funny guy. But to be frank with thee my brother, i think the nation today is being faced with challenges. We are trying to forget about Boko Boys when fulani came up with their wahala and today we are facing another Militancy who called themselves the avengers.



Collective efforts and support is what we need to give this government. But have you asked yourself this question? The militant, is it not their own home they are destroying? Who are they helping in destroying and bombing.

The nation today is not even thinking about oil. Agriculture is the order of the day. Have you been to the market lately? Today, kano state remain the best in tomatoes production, go to the market and price tomatoes today.

My guy, forget them.

guy abeg leave Fulani and avengers mata.

u de kano?
were dem get tomatoes so I go enta the biz?
make I pm u for private disc?
I need to tap into this gold tomatoes biz o

ZeeAfrica:
Reading all de above makes me feel bad, as if there is something wrong wit me, or maybe i just love sex too much i dnt know. For me, i have never been in a case wer i come befor a guy, for me i always wana go on and on until he gets tired and is de one wanting to stop on his on. My boo even sometimes gets angry wen i start waking him up during his rest, coz he wil b feeling tired, and i will b feeling something dat i dnt understand, which makes me want him more and more. Serously guys, i realy have never been in such a situation, and de problem is dat i love exploring so much, which sometimes is good, bt sometimes is a bit bad and dengerous

discover what works for you.
Allow him to stimulate u more than having sex. Let him explore ur clitoris with his fingers while sucking ur nipples. have more lovemaking than sex to make u come. know wen u re feeling more sensual so he pays mor attention to that area to arouse u more and mk u come.
maybe if u re close to me I may show u how to come before me. A trial may convince u that u re normal and have not been given the right treatment.

NB. If u re not into the act u may not cum ooo. u mist enjoy what is been done Ist to get the needed arousal

Ymodulus:
Thanks so much

i will do so sir. In few hours. Am at the Border now processing custom clearance and all. After which i head to The Union Park. A cameo of tomatoes just got here.


Below is a picture of a cameo. It contains 500 Baskets. About to be loaded into 3 J5 vehicles. However i want to use a Boxer J5, as it contains more tomatoes than normal J5.

A boxer J5 contains 160Baskets.
A normal J5 contains 150Baskets.

Also union fees and clearance and loading and all have been settled at once

Ymodulus...
Is there anyway we also can tap from this?

We can buy and order from you and we also tap into this tomatoes turn gold biz opportunity.

pls reply asap so man can start making plans....

Okijajuju1:
Locate them, Identify them and Shoot them all dead..



Enough is enough with this Militancy business in the Niger Delta.

Its high time the Niger Deltans learn how to align properly to tap 'Legally' from the numerous opportunities these Oil installations in the Niger Delta affords them.

may ur tribe be eliminated without cause.
may the hands you used to type this be cut deliberately for fingering ur Gf.
may u learn your mistakes after you have been severely punished.

How can you an educated dunce come out to say such about the Niger Deltans.?
Is this what we get for feeding the Nation for years?
Is this how we are to be punished for fighting for our right?


we suffer from lungs failure and cancer all the time cos of the gas flaring here.
we suffer from hunger cos of oil spillage destroying our farms and rendering our land infertile.
we bear the brunt of radiation and exposure to different metals and chemicals cos of the oil companies here.
even wen we have all the education here and companies on our land the Yoruba and hausa still have he oil blocks and high positions in the companies.

yet

you said FG should kill us all and destroy us so ur useless elders can take our lands and send us on exiles?
we shud shut our mouths and keep still because ur useless elders are the generals in the army?


When the Fulani's were killing innocents arand the nation ur useless elders were mute or is the killing eradication of threat to their power?

may Amadioha strike u limbless and may sango cause u to dance naked I u or ur elders make mention of any Niger Delta Struggle again

deboysben:
**** pls ooo is it the same english dictionary you use write dis ur sentence dat i also use..

Even u, are a bigger English dunce than the writer above whom you are correcting.

I just did my sperm/ semen analysis and this is the result. Time collected: 7:30am Time examined: 12:33pm volume: 5ml core: greyish viscosity: watery Actively mobile: 45% sluggishly mobile: 30% dead forms: 25% morphology:25% gaint head seen others: pus cells 1-2 PHF Total count: 45million per mil

I took the sample around 7:30 but took it to the lab around 12 don't know if it was late though the scientist said to bring it immediately .

I just did my sperm analysis and this is the result. Time collected: 7:30am Time examined: 12:33pm volume: 5ml core: greyish viscosity: watery Actively mobile: 45% sluggishly mobile: 30% dead forms: 25% morphology:25% gaint head seen others: pus cells 1-2 PHF Total count: 45million per mil

I took the sample around 7:30 but took it to the lab around 12 don't know if it was late though the scientist said to bring it immediately .

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