₦airaland Forum

gj22:
Nerd (adjective: nerdy) is a descriptive term, often used pejoratively, indicating that a person is overly intellectual, obsessive, or socially impaired.

I will choose intellectual dominance over social acceptance anyday, anytime.

no..no..no...no... A guy dat sees clubbing as booring is either GAY ( even GAYS do club) or a NERD!..
Lemme give u a defination of NERD: a sexually matured person that plays games all weekdays, watches FLASH instead of GOT, hu probably plays GTA 5 everyday like its a real life game, whu thinks becoming a super manger in FIFA makes him able to handle a FOOTBALL CLUB and finally thinks DAVIDO and WIZ KID are just fund-raisers for polio eradication projects ...example...: YOU

lolu20:
i play video games like 5 days in a week.and i have six gfs.no prostitute

LIE!! Nd a big fat 1 dnt start claiming fyn boi..niggaa u aint gat no modafucking hoe!

JeffreyJamez:
Lol you dey mind am....he thinks working 9-5 on weekdays and jumping from one club to another on the weekends to nail chicks is the life!

ok!! YOU ARE A NERD nd a real one like NERDY McGEE

millsruns:
The apex Igbo sociocultural organization, Ohanaeze, has called on the President-Elect, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, to correct his earlier wrongs and to address the injustice meted to them during the Nigerian civil war immediately he assumes office on May 29th.

They stated that the Igbos rejected Buhari at the presidential election because of his negative track record with regards to Ndigbo during his tenure as military head of State. read more on http:///LISD

tell dem!! Dats why it is called a war!...

Blebleswag:
Right now it doesn't make sense

asin eh!! I just don't know what to do to make him pay for my wasted data!

Chigold101:
20 people killed when muslim youth attacks christians in southern kaduna.
A 24 hours curfew has been imposed in the peaceful Saminaka town, headquarters of Lere LGA in Kaduna State, following violence broke out
in the tow, when some Muslim youths suspected to belong to the All Progressive Congress [APC] attacked Christians in the town.
The Muslim youths had trekked down to a Christian dominated community (Hayin Gada) calling them with all sort of vulgar names and attempted
to destroy Assemblies of God Church in the area all in the name of celebration of El Rufai's victory over the Peoples Democratic Party
[PDP].
The provocation lead to some Christian youths to challenge the assailants who trekked down all the way from the main town to come and be insulting them and attempting burning the church. Violence subsequently erupted resulting to the murder of some people and injuring many Christian youths.
Some locals confirmed that more corpses were discovered in some hidden corners of the town.
The imposition of the curfew is to avert reprisal attacks by the angry youths who are rumored to be recouping for a pay back.
Kaduna state police command has issued a press statement to that effect and has since deployed many police men to the town to contain the situation.

I dnt blame ISLAM, I blame the fucktards that are teaching them dis wrond words...nd by d way!! Dey are northerners what where u expecting?...

Joe82834:
Again throwing abuses instead of engaging in a civil discussion.go through my comment u quoted n do same to urs.really tells alot

oh! So u still dey alive?....hehehehehe!! Oya 1....2...3.... SaI BUHARI

gloriana:
lol.... I have been looking out actually for fasola's obituary but when u continually refused to die I checked ur profile n discoverd u weren't fasola. Anyways I don't like pple threatening me so I'll say...GO N DIE!















Of cos I don't min dat. Cheers.

so wha ya say to a whatsapp ping?..08051520063 **in terminator's voice** "I am expecting you" **winks**

gloriana:
GO AND DIE!

you dis babe!!...oyaa...since I am bad at being bad..oyaa..come nd be ma friend..if you say no..I will kill u..nd don't dare type that ur signature

kayslimshady:
it so saddens me that people fail to see the intelligence in Asari. He chooses his fights and struggles intelligently. I pray God help Buhari to manage the country peacefully

I wonder how some people easily accord respect to touts

unstableaswater:
IT IS TIME TO BACK WORDS WITH ACTION.


YORUBA ARE U READY FOR THIS PART?


HERE IT COMES.


Now, this is a threat that should be taken seriously unlike shecow. This people can turn off all oil supply. Will u ride Buhari to work? No! Will the transporters use Buhari to transport ur food to the markets? No! Prices will go up(inflation) and poverty will increase.

America dont buy Nigeria oil anymore but from the middle east becos they know wat will happen in 2015. I hope the SW and North will start importing oil from middle east too.

he that easily forgets the civil war is not only a baby but a premature person...what makes you guys the feel like u have been cheated..you guys gat the oil but gat no brains.or are there not also other 150 tribes aside you guys?..stop bitching nd accept the fact..jonathan failed..nd buhari is the right man for the job..reminder u dnt have enough man and will power compared to the north..should a war start know that it wld be the end of u guys..

kropelgrada:
For real ?
Are you calling Asari's bluff ?

That dude started militancy in the Niger Delta.If he sneezes,the whole of the creeks catch cold.
He should be handled with diplomacy and not by show of power or force like what some pillocks here are suggesting..

you compare a former head of state and incoming GCFR to a regional tout?..mighty joe nd anini are gone....dokubo will be gone...dis is d same man you feared because he killed or should I say sentenced upto 300 people to death in 8 months..you want to see power nd fear?..that's an example...buhari is a no nonsense general..I hope you heard the last word GENERAL...

Joe82834:
Again it tells ur level of maturity and understanding. Grow up by learning to be graceful in victory.have u ever seen an election where d president gets 90% national votes?no.its left for u to perform n convince d others that truly u are d ryt choice.grow up

#nowthatbabaisthere...if u think u can get me off by all u saying u wrong..you keep insulting nd orubebeing..nd I keep JEGAing..but you don't get picture..I dnt wanna argue..lol..I dnt wanna fight u..I jst wnt 2 tell u dat am nt saying u stupid am saying the part of ur brain that controls ur thinking is dead...ok..#now_that_u_gat_my_precious_attention....if u are pained because buhari won..just go nd jump..no..fly off the empire state building..nd stop crying on my head..stop ur bitching nd smack urself outta it...forming maturity nd yet u keep yapping on som1 who is victorious..#sore_looser..

gloriana:
GO AND DIE

ehen..who did JEGA say won d election?..abi its still GO and DIE?..hehehehe..you criosly are DEAD..

MrGoc:
. . . .well said . . . #teamGEJ all the way

hehehehe...if only you know how funny this thing is now..

Joe82834:
Again it tells ur level of maturity and understanding. Grow up by learning to be graceful in victory.have u ever seen an election where d president gets 90% national votes?no.its left for u to perform n convince d others that truly u are d ryt choice.grow up

seriously?..you still dey talk..better JEGA ooh..orubebe lyk you...I seriosly see how desperate u ar to make me angry.bt heheheeee...#BAD_BELLE..#IS_ALLOWED...

Pls dis is 4 d winners only..I have seen more than enough tears in nigeria..nd since 2day is ma betday I would love it..if u guys do it for me.....

POST A PIX OF THE CELEBRATION AROUND YOU..THEN UR BROOM PIX (YOU HOLDING A BROOM)

eagleeyez:
Really? We hear u

hehehe...PDP oooooooooh

macpetrus:
The tension is high!!!

After 25 states & FCT GEJ 12 states + FCT GMB 13 states GEJ 9,953,332 GMB 10,454,187 > 25% states GEJ 20 GMB 16 #Nigeriadecides

@macpetrus

make that GEJ 20, GMB 19

omenka:
Guy why you dey para? Abeg jega for there before I orubebe you from here.

hehehe....**kano likes**

talented143:
MAIN REASONS WHY PDP DID NOT HAVE IT EASY THIS TIME AROUND YET.

1) ALL THE SOUTHERNERS STAYING IN THE NORTH THAT RAN AWAY DID NOT VOTE.

2)THOSE PRESENT WERE SCARED OF VOTING AND HENCE DID NOT VOTE.

3)INEC WOULD HAVE MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR PEOPLE TO VOTE ANYWHERE THEY ARE, SEEING THE LARGE POPULATION OF PEOPLE THAT CHANGED GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION THIS TIME AROUND AND HENCE INEC FAILED.

4)ALL INEC DID WHICH WAS CLEARLY IN FAVOUR OF APC WAS THE INTRODUCTION OF CARD READERS.

5)LOTS AND LOTS 0F UNDERAGED CHILDREN VOTED IN THE NORTH.

QUOTE ME AND DIE

ah ah..but dey had PVCs meaning logically they of age abi na u born dem wer u now say dey be underage?...hehehehe...sheyb una dey change figures 4 rivers state..we voted in the north..you rigged in the south..

Rhozabeth:
The president must win, simple majority, 25% in 24 states plus the FCT and must win in 24 states at least before he can be declared winner! And clearly no candidate has met all these criteria!

ah ah!...one only needs 25% vote in 24 states to be announced the winner..nd d highest number of votes

Jwonder:
I stick with GEJ to the end!...Am a PDP member and cannot be shaken. It is not over until Jega say's so... GEJ Till 2019. 25% is still carrying us thru


> 25% states
GEJ 20
GMB 16

I hope you know its just to gather 25% in 24 states...dis 1 u are jubilating like that's what is gonna make u win..or rather loose..GMB gat all the northern 19 nd south west 8...so nigga you can sleep dat off

chiluvly234:
GBM or GEJ, let d best man wins

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**dies**

PassingShot:
Plus Taraba for them, Adamawa for us.

nd dats how we roll

henrychubayo:
I see where u are coming from. I made error
in my write up. Wow that's bad of me. I went
thru ur profile and saw u are an APC
supporter. That's good for u. As for me, I
don't support any party. I just asked a view
point question. I only read info as am not in
our borders to witness them myself. I only
read in the net and I don't know which to
believe.
My little advice is that u ppl take it easy.
Don't be so desperate for power. I rearly
comment in politics section for ppl like u who
will easily point out mistakes like u did. I
have no interest in ur party APC, I have no
interest in PDP either. If u want to answer
my question, u may but if u don't have an
answer, please check for PDP supporter to
exchange words with. Thanks.

So you don't even have a PVC..well..I get ur point..dnt worry I also like pips like u ..**winks** (no homo)

gloriana:
GO AND DIE

hehehe!! After 8hrs of crying..hehhehehhe..oya sorry..no cry again you hear?..

AndreRose:
8:00 will decide

nop!..8:00 pm will mark the beginning of a changing Nigeria

angrybird007:
How does this makes 8pm comes faster
Abeg o

abi ooh on a day like this!

AndreRose:
Sorry APC it won't work! Victory is ours and you can't deny us that!
#GEJtill2019

I hope you remember liverpool-acmilan....dejavu dude..(Of course the liverpool here is APC)..if you think APC is loosing then that's a bazinga

Joe82834:
Now that's better with the brackets.thank d educated fellow around who you asked

i therefore thank tinubu,kwankwaso,atiku,ameachi,osinbanjo nd buhari for helping me deiver you from ur cluelessnes nd for helping meCHANGE ur hoplessnes to something I cannot describe

Anoda lie in progree