LesbianBoy:
Tell them to wear only pant and bra, then call me to come and "judge" who wore it better

hmmm..u don spoil

..

Juxtified:
Why didn't the young girls join the protest?

hehehehe...ma niqqa

I was gonna wish to be there..until I saw the pic..make una hold una selves

MotherConfesor:
Good riddance to bad rubbish

Aaaw..u r so pretty..

Ur smile made my phone hang

Balkan:
The Bible said " the inequity of the Father will be visited upon his sons"

the same bible said..every one will be held for what he/ she did..
The father made a choice to be a Muslim..
The fool made a choice to be a fool

Nothing like brain washed..if you were brain washed you were a fool

bobmalu83:


Bros chill this is not 1967 when other country of the world supported Nigeria to Fight biafra, let me tell u reverse shall be d case if anything happen. so you n Buhari should stop deceiving urself. Even if anything will happen now Nigeria has already lost d battle

but..wait ..ooh..how you quoted me two times?.. Na so d matter vex u reach..

Ehm..lemme see...
Nothing concerns me with all the riot and bihari
But the little I want to know I still haven't have..
Pls..why do Biafra want to go..I still don't understand their complain...

Mikylopez:

ion even av a boo

eeeyaa...lemme find one for you na...
What are your specs?..

Ewatomi26:
Wow... I have learnt one new thing today... I never knew what squirting, not until now... I have experienced it and but I never knew the meaning


Op, you have to pay attention to your lady to get this result.

what did he do before you did it...

Pls tell me...my girl to needs to experience this after all she has done for me..

(Grabs pen and paper)...

Where is that stool self?.

abumeinben:
I still wonder why some dudes "be" placing nairaland and lizard ikeji on grounds of comparison.

any dude that does that is gay.. Fact

Sha its not my biz...let them finish and go and. Share the money they gave them

Like buhari said... Its only kids that didn't see the biafran war that are shouting now......

Is it only me this budget matter have tire?...

And why ain't talking of panama papers again?

yellowbeauty:
not only your thread but needle too.....keep quoting

pls..can someone tell me the opposite of sexy??

KelsAltair:
This one is strong!!

lol..bro how fa na

yellowbeauty:
like seriously? lol.........just keep it mind that you're too ugly....you're such a pathetic quoter......you're allowed to quote me again

babe


Its my thread...I can do as I please...

So. If am gonna quote ur asz ama quote like there's no tomorrow



I thought there was a rule against. Misleading monikers...smh.
Yellow beauty....if shekau is caught he should be sentenced to death by two minutes of ur face...
Ur lips are so big its seems like u gat an asss on ur face

Is there any one here that watched the cartoon lion king?...

Uncle I uncle I (in emmanuelas voice)

Any kid from the 90s surely would for ever be grateful to the cartoon lion king....

We all hated uncle scar..but loved mufasa..I didn't even see the use of nala..my mom said she was the bible teacher in church..it took me till 2003 to figure out she was simbas babe..

And simba ..he practically made me a lion for 1 month after watching the cartoon..

But it wouldn't be so simple to throw away all those memories..so..

Here are some pictures of the cast...try and match them let me see....
Hint..Nala is the ugliest...

kayalla:


if our president can put his acts together 10% as much as Putin then ofcourse he will earn 10% of same respect. he is just running around the world like a headless chicken and or with no direction, so yes people will make fun of him and our country, even us (Nigerians) we make more fun of our president and country so wat should we expect from others?

its just like having a drunk for a father.. No matter how bad he is to his sons..if u insult him in their faces..then only one person would leave there alive

We all know the winner...
Dame patience
Jonathon my hero

abdoul88:
The earlier the better for you sef. Because the mode of dressing is not inline with the teachings of islam in the first place.

hmmmmm...nawa ooh..

See..I no wan hear say agabada hang for barb wire ooh .as they carry the 50 naira 4 times back to back. I been no talk..I dey harsh make e no b say I wound person...

chydii:
Its more of how we present ourselves in the sight of other countries. President buhari's travel to other counties makes it look like we are desparetly in need of help from em.

...

It plays a part agreed..but can they insult vlamidir putin even if he travels there a million times?.. Let's face it..Nigeria may have its problem but insulting our President either APC or pdp is a national disgrace..I hope lai Mohammed says something on this

...if lai Mohammed keeps silent on this ..he should ever remain silent

yellowbeauty:
and you're too ugly to upload your pic.......you can quote me again

just say u want to see my pic, instead of this primary two sense u ar using

But how come only ur face got Ebola?..
U are so ugly u are a complete proof man came from apes
DDamn..girl..u so ugly nairaland banned you for it..
The I.p to your pic reads "error 403" (forbidden)..

ihebrooke:
Approach view

you got it spot on...I will send you a message on whatsapp asap

yellowbeauty:
stale!

as ur face

Lol..this gat me cracking

Pls..I would like to inquire for a place like nassarawa ..I and my family want to move there..I want a place with

Luxury finishing
Large master bedroom
Large dining room
One large kitchen
And a small swimming pool
With outside gym

kaziblake:
my brother thank you o

sister u are welcome jareee..

PinkBarbie:
Are you serious? You call that thing grass for grazing?

no dey are stabilizers for fridges....

Didn't u see the question I asked ?..we are on the same side...
Nd u haven't yet answered my question.. Are u the one in ur pic?.. I dey vex ooh

Kolababe:
As shared by her...

as shared by him