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Seriously i can shoot dis idiot. This is madness

The real Goat

akwesenana:
My fate soon.

Since morning I never eat.

No be say food no dey but the insults that accompany the food is not worth it.

Wahala for who im family get im bad belle.

E better may you no get parents make you no say e don red than you get the one wey dey pray for your failure.

Death to all evil parents.

Sorry about that boss.. U can start by learning some soft digital skills.

GOAT

I be yoruba boy.. Obi lo kan. Rest in peace Apc and Pdp

iCauseTrouble:
For Oba Solomon to make it to Frontpage, it shows how useless and contentless nairaland has gotten

Na rubbish dey sell nowadays.. If musician no really sing rubbish e no go blow..bloggers don join too. E come be like say nobody wan make sense again. Cos people no send. Dis generation is just too weird

Brace up man.. Its not going to be easy..but u will surely come out of it

Kizzygentle:
I can't even do this shit.. Heaven knows. If I see any star I don't get star struck even MJ the greatest of all.. The other day I saw uche jombo I was just looking and she was looking at me too with astonishment thinking I would wave or run after her like how some idi.ots did. She felt embarrassed.. Same thing with tuface on brothers birthday at *the place* club. When he entered the vip were we had the birthday party and people were ranting and shouting, I was just sitting and looking. He came closer and I shook him and moved forward.. This people are just like us.. They are not gods and can't give us a future. The only time I can worship any of them is when the person changes my life completely. I come in peace.

Real man

Snitch24:
i really wish i can get a one on one discussion with the entire team advising the old man
he clearly knows nothing about the affairs of this country

Person wey i fit punch

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Not surprised....always violent

No penalty...no celebrations

Loll ure funny man

obembet:
The quality of players Messi has played with is the major reason behind his successful career.
I don’t think any footballer in history has played with this quality of attackers.


I believe this thread wil show all the Messi fans that I love Messi and Ronaldo equally. I don't hate anyone.

Obembet una don start. Start shows Real madrid get d most quality team.. So no excuse

nasiest:
He can't learn from youtube. They are only scratching the surface there and marketing their company. Get a proper training. Dm me for details so you wouldn't make the same mistakes I made when I started learning.

No problem boss.
But let me share you my experience.. I was given a job by a client in USA.. While going through d job i noticed it beyond my scope as at dat time.. To my greatest surprise dat same client sent me d link to a youtube video that i can use to sort that part of the work. Said he is sure i will get it after watching d video nd i did after 2 days.I can show u all proofs...including our conversation. This a job i got for $1k plus.
So there are goldmine videos on youtube.. Yours is to know how to explore.

ecomalchemistt:
Not really.

I got friends doing no code tech UI / UX and they don't earn more than 100k.

Go figure ?!

Dead that idea that Tech would automatically make you rich...Steven jobs type shit.

Oga forget.. I didnt even have skills in Ux design nd yet i have seen months i close deals approximately a million. Dont underate tech. Some guys are cashing out big with UI and Ux design.
Having tech skills isnt enough .. Some are masters in monetizing it nd im part of such

Kizzygentle:
Actually... I need to learn this.. Please I am in my mid 30s and is it possible to learn and earn from it decently? Were do I start from as a total beginner? Can I also learn from YouTube and how long will it take me if I am very serious about it?

Sure you can learn from youtube.
There are lots of soft skills over there that can fetch you thousands of dollars.

Juicethekid:
I guess you can say that again! Do you trade forex?

No

Juicethekid:
You mean trading the financial markets?

Absolutely

Tech skills pay better than anything..
Trading is not gambling and betting is not actually a scam.

olisaEze:
Well, all things considered, the okada riders have already paid you guys for it. All those N50/N100 u take from them, has to be returned one way or the other. That’s the law of karma, what goes around oftentimes comes around!

Damn.. Ure funny man

Thank God at last. Their virtual card will start working soon.

Right time for interview at China embassy

internationalman:
Imagine headline from a number Messi hater.

You said Messi struggled because he didn't score and psg managed to drop a point first time this season.

And you said Neymar rescued psg with a penalty goal that Messi could've taken and scored.

But you have never created a thread about how Ronaldo's Man utd lost their first two matches or how he has not even scored or assisted a goal this season or how he's now a bench warmer.

This is pathetic mehn. If you want to hate do it with sense and be professional about it na.

Dont mind her hatred

Now it obvious this obembet no dey watch ball. Messi get form this season.. U better check his goals and assist dis season.

Shollay20:
Am addicted gambler what I did to stop my own addiction.
1. Bet9ja
2. Merrybet
3. 1xbet
4. Nairabet
5. Betking
6. Sportybet
7. Msport
8. Betpawa
9. Bonanzawin
10. Naijabet
I have loss close to 4 million keep accumulating.
Now I emailed bet9ja to delete my betting account permanent it took Ages. Before I got it done. I did it to remain nine betting account and I left one Betpawa behind.
For the past 4 month. I did not bet on any sports events. One day feeling of winning big with 1000 came to my mind, I try to login to bet9ja and others betting account I got the same message your betting account is permanent ban, he pain me,. I say manutd, Chelsea, Arsenal man city must win their first match. Now I remember I have Betpawa account I try to login it enter and fund my betting account with 1000, before I knew anything 30000 went to sambisa forest. I emailed to Betpawa sharply to delete my betting account permanent it was done. Up till now I never bet.
@OP just delete your betting account.
Betking I emailed them to get my account deleted but they refused for like two weeks. I wasted like 80000 until I bumber them with plenty messages they now agreed to get my betting account deleted permanent.

Lol are they playing against trees..

3-3 nice one city

Feed them for few period.. Then sell them.

How much

Touching transformer whenever am coming back from school. I use to do it if i sense say light no dey. I was very young then though. Village people

Mama don see sure odd. Cash out loading