Skipuru:
. I left them since 2014 now I'm going crazy. I want to poison her self.

TEAMvido:

did you or didn't you read the part where he said his sis is too young to give birth ....
use your head pls....

gregyboy:


old story if d child die or aborted pple don finish for d earth to bcum predident

MaziOmenuko:


Before I clicked on this topic I swore someone would mention that the baby could be a future president and I wasn't disappointed. Have you ever see a country without a president because the person that was supposed to be the president was aborted prior to birth? The argument of future president doesn't hold water at all. Stop blackmailing people to keep unwanted pregnancies just because u are looking for a future president. If the future president is aborted, someone else will certainly take his place.

He could grow up to be an armed robber, a con artist and a liability to the society as well due to disfubctional home and upbringing.

@op, if your sis and her bf insist on not aborting, there's nothing u can do about it. You can't force someone to abort so let her be. If she wants to give birh as a teenager, she wouldn't be the first.

Shawnnn01:


Will you help take care of the child or you think Nigeria is Yankee. I beg keep quiet. Do you have any idea how many single mothers are on NL regretting not aborting unwanted pregnancy. What will a 16 year do with a child ? Abi you think say child na pet?

ginikagreene:
I'm really tired of my marriage, seriously tired and it's not easy to hold on anymore.
I'm still here all because of my kids and parents but for how long will I live an unhappy life.
How long?

I really need to talk to someone but I'm tired of complaining.

slowice:
Ulcer nearly killed my mum some time ago we rushed her to the health Centre close to our house [obio] and the doctor administered some drugs and that was it... Till date.

veekid:
Ulcer can kill; I'm a living witness







-Eat plenty bananas
-Drink a lot of water
-Drink ewedu alot
-Soak unriped plantain in a plastic container full of water for three days(drink it daily) it smells though
-Reduce sèx
- don't eat anything peppery
- don't wait till you are hungary before you eat
- don't eat hard foods like yam, garri etc


The conditions plenty; that's all I remembered

Rubbiish:

U are very wicked....

cstr1000:

What symbol?
A symbol should be the undisputed best.
But how is messi better than Ronaldo given the stats and the accolades shared by both.?
If anything Ronaldo is the symbol. He even helped his country to win a Euro.

JiffyNaija:
The Charismatic Striker has finally equalled his arch-rival, Lionel Messi, by beating him to the Ballon d'Or awards!

One word: LEGEND!

oduason:
Career-wise: Messi 715 apps - 579 goals - 233 assists....... CR7 870 apps - 613 goals - 200 assists....... Since CR7 joined Real in 2009 - Messi more goals...... Messi more assists...... Messi more trophies...... Since 2013 Messi more goals from outside the box....... Messi more free kick goals....... Last season - Messi 54 goals - CR7 42 goals..... Messi 217 shots - CR7 235 shots..... shooting accuracy 59% - CR7 49%..... dribbles completed Messi 119 - CR7 25...... dribbling success 59% - CR7 38%..... successful passes Messi 1278 - CR7 612...... chances created Messi 78 - CR7 30...... Key passes Messi 69 - CR7 24....... Regarding GOAT discussion - you have elite playmakers like Zidane Ronaldinho Maradona MESSI.....then you have your elite dribblers like Maradona Ronaldinho Ronaldo9 MESSI and finally you have your elite goalscorers like Ronaldo9 CR7 Gerd Muller MESSI.....CAN PEOPLE SEE A TREND? CR7 has an international trophy? Thanks to his injury and getting subbed off!

The only place penaldo is greater than NeSSI is s in no of Instagram followers.The FIFA best player award has become useless

blacktoy:
May almighty Allah save us from the torment of grave .....Amin

thorrvik55:
I'm an A'17 corp member in kogi state. My Local Government Inspector is currently disturbing us to register 30 people for u-report. I hav registered 7 already and we are supposed to submit it today... Pls guys I want to know if I will be caught if I fill the remaining with random names and numbers...

goshen26:
FANTASTICALLY CORRUPT.

I travelled out of my state of residence to do a transaction on behalf of a client. Things went relatively well until I needed to take out an affidavit in court as one of the final stages of the transaction.

So I walked into this court, a federal high court, to do the affidavit. I had in mind that a day earlier , someone had told me in my office how she spent #4 000 to do an affidavit in court. I was furious . I know that only #100 of that #4 000 will go to government purse , the rest will go to some thieves who pose as government workers.

So I stepped into this court wishing that the thieves would try to play pranks on me. I file affidavit regularly in court but I have never experienced such extortion. May be it is because the court workers in my town of residence know me to be a lawyer. May be now that I am out of jurisdiction and dressed casually, the ones here will try to play a fast one on me. Just May be.

So In the court, I was directed to a certain lady. It Seems she is always the first contact person in this web of extortion. I entered the room. She asked me to sit. She was attending to someone, a captive I should say . The man was begging that he did not come with 4k, but the lady would have none of that. She asked the guy to go and come back complete. I was eavesdropping. The guy had just lost his certificate and wanted to make an affidavit to that effect. This is what is supposed to cost him N100. The guy even begged to pay N1000. But she refused. She insisted on the "full price".. In the end, the guy left to use Atm and come back. I was next in line!

I hold the belief that even if one should extort me, it should not be in court. The very thought of being extorted by a non- Lawyer in court is annoying to me. It is like a civilian slapping a Soldier in the barracks! If you must slap a soldier, must you do it in the barracks ?

So I took my turn in front of her. 'What do you want to do, sir? She asked.' Affidavit, of course, I replied. She asked what type of affidavit , bringing out a plain sheet of paper and pen, with an air of fake seriousness. She said she needed to know the type of affidavit because they will help me to type it.

At that point, I brought out a copy of the affidavit as typed by my secretary a day before I traveled. I told her that all I needed was to make the oath before a Commissioner for that purpose. Seems she was taken aback. Seems see didn't expect me to come with my affidavit already written and typed out. She excused me and left with the document. I guess she went to consult with her superiors.

She did not stay too long.

'sir, are you a Barrister'?
'Yes, does it matter'?
'I mean a real Barrister '?
Silence.
' sir are you based here in town '?
Silence.
' Sir'?

I think she wondered if I was really a lawyer as they have not seen me in their court before . May be her superior had suggested that I just claimed to be a lawyer in the affidavit just to evade their extortion.

I told her to go straight to the point. That I still needed to travel back. I told her to show me where to pay and get the oath Commissioner's stamp. At that point, she cut a piece of paper and wrote on it. She signed a complicated signature. She made the stealing to seem official. Unlike how she handled the guy before me, she didn't say a word about the amount I was to pay. She could not speak to me about it . She wrote it down and signed and then showed me where to take it to.

So I took it to whom I was directed. The man took the piece of paper from me and studied it as if it was a graph or some complicated map . Then,as if he had suddenly deciphered a hidden code, he said out loud : 'two thousand'. I paid the two thousand Naira and waited. The man stamped on the document and wrote on it with red ink. I noticed that he did not write the amount received by the Court on behalf of government, as is the custom. He directed me back to the lady who sent me to him . He said she is the one to take me to the Commissioner for oaths .

I was irritated by the unnecessary back and forth, but I was determined to see the end of it .

After the Commissioner had put his stamp on the affidavit, I went straight back to the guy who took 2k from me and demanded a receipt. He looked lost when he saw me again.

He said they don't give receipts. I said its not possible for the federal government of Nigeria to take #2000 from me and not give any evidence of payment. He then said their receipt has finished. I told him to use his red pen and write 2000 on the affidavit. He Shrunk his shoulders, as if to say 'God forbid'.

I told him, Point blank, that he has trouble on his hands. That he should not think that I will leave without evidence of payment. That if he can not handle it he should bring in his superior. I threatened to go to the court Registrar if he continues to waste my time. It Seems the mention of the Registrar was frightening to him. He said to me 'please sit down' and stepped out, running.

He returned with a woman I presume is his unit head, a woman in her late forties by my estimation. She asked what was the problem. I told her there was no problem. That I am surprised the guy brought her. That all I want is receipt or some evidence of payment.

She said that their receipt has finished. She brought out a big book and said they enter all the payment entries made by everyone and at the end of the day, they issue one receipt!

Hear lie. One receipt to whom? She did not even seem like an intelligent thief to me. Seeing that her explanation meant nothing to me, she collected the affidavit from me and looked. The next thing I heard was :

'who typed it? Who asked you to type it?'
She said they will give me my money back and take 'their affidavit'. That I should go elsewhere and make the oath.

At this point, I lost my patience and temper. It became clear to me that I was dealing with an ignorant crook. Who told her that she had the power to stop me from doing the affidavit? Who told her that private affidavits must be typed by the Court. I mean she made it so clear with her actions that she is fantastically corrupt.

I stepped out of their office and headed to the Registrar's office. They started pleading. The guy who took the money started running helter skelter.

He took me to the office of another oga. The oga was polite. Cool office. He took the affidavit document from me and read. He screamed : 'did they not even read this thing to see that this man is a lawyer'? He stormed out and left me alone in the office.

It became clear to me that the oga was not necessarily angry at what they did. He was angry that they did it to a lawyer. He felt they were daft to do so to a lawyer. They should have done it only to other members of the public. They should have known that a lawyer is "bad market".

The oga returned with the woman and asked her to apologise for saying I should get my #2000 and go elsewhere to do the oath. She did. And I accepted the apology.

The oga thought that was all. He looked happy, as if everything has been settled. As if he had just resolved a conflict between Iraq and Kuwait. I brought him back to reality by saying that I am still waiting for receipt. You can't extort me and apologise and bid me farewell, without a refund.

At that point, he asked the lady to excuse us. As soon as the room had only Me and him, he removed the masquerade. He said :"BUT BARRISTER, YOU AND I KNOW THAT THIS THING IS HUNDRED NAIRA. How do we give receipt for 2 thousand "?

I did not bulge. I told him that it was either he gave me the receipt for 2k or I go to the court registrar.

At that point, he went out quietly without a word. I did not know if he went to get the receipt or my money. I looked through the window and saw him outside calling the staff to gather my money. It was then I knew that the loot had already been shared (it was close of work and I was the last customer). They had to send someone to call one of the staff at the gate to bring his part before entering a taxi home.

The oga soon returned to the office with my #2000 and asked for hundred Naira. I gave him #100. They wrote #100 on the affidavit with red ink and gave a receipt reflecting #100. The same receipt they said they didn't have.

I walked out of the court feeling sorry for the country. I mean this is a court of law! A place you would expect to see the strictest adherence to probity. Yet people openly engage in extortion. Government charges #100 for something, but corrupt government workers make it #4000 (I believe I was charged #2000 cos I had mine typed already).

People no longer do subtle corruption in this country. Corruption is the norm. The make you look stupid if you don't join in. Every sector is involved, not just the political class. The civil service stinks.

And someone wants me to believe that Nigeria is not fantastically corrupt. Please keep sharing until it gets to the right people. Nigeria must be saved.

No way..!!!!

Adamu Abubakar

wHyyyyyyyyyY:
tanks bro but am a virgin and nt interested in sexs. I jst want her she's beautiful an same age wit me. An her parents are reach

richardchuckwu:
Evening NAIRALANDers
I need your help.
I opened this account because you all know me so need to cover myself too. I am married and very soon my wife will put to bed. But my father is late an igbo man from Delta anyway. But since my father died my grandma gave me yoruba names because we are yorubas. I see it as a normal thing due to what my father went through in the hands of his families. But now am a man and a father soonest too. Now the thing is i dont want my late father's name to die just like that. Now what i plan doing is this: all my children will have my late father's name as their middle names all. Let me show you an example. Say i have 3 kids now named Seun, Mynd44 and miss89, i give them the names like these SEUN CHUKWUEBUKA Akeem and mynd44 CHUKWUEBUKA Akeem & miss89 CHUKWUEBUKA Akeem. Please is it ok or what do you all think? Please advise no insults.

SEUN, mynd44, Lalasticlala please help me out I don't want my father's name to die like that.

ElsonMorali:


Oniranu. Oo lo wase se.