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MissJoy29:
Then come quickly. I'm waiting!

Just tell me where you are... And I'll be there in a heartbeat...

MissJoy29:
1) I'm a perfectionist. And I don't like it.
2) I'm almost psychic. Very sensitive especially Spiritually. I'm also an excellent judge of character. Also, if you hurt me intentionally and it pains me lot, whatever I wish for you will come to pass. Again, I'm convinced I have super powers or super human abilities that I'm yet to discover or harness.
3) I can't eat beans alone. It has to be paired with garri, custard or pap or I'm not eating. I also take tea with almost every food & soup except draw soups.
4) I have excellent multi tasking abilities. I can be pooing and be making up/setting my hair at the same time. I can be making a call, chatting on whatsapp, sending a text message & replying mails all with my phone at the same time. I can cook 5 types of food at the same time. I'm super fast when it comes to cooking.
5)I have an unhealthy love for perfumes and fragrances.
6) I can stay indoors for one week straight without coming out of the house. On the other hand, I love the company of good friends.
7)Touching my hair makes me weak. Back in school then, I would dress up for lectures and sit down for my roommate to pack my hair. It's always a bad decision cos by the time she's done, I would have been feeling so weak that I will just lie down on the bed and sleep off. I missed a lot of lectures cos of it.
I can never leave the house without making the bed. No matter how late or in a hurry I am. And oh, I can sleep for Africa! I can sleep for 24 hours & it still won't be enough.
9) A lot of people have described me as deep. I hear things others don't. I see things. I smell things & I feel things others don't.
10)I have never double dated, never been to a club & have never watched BBN.

Just for the last part of 10, I'm willing to marry you right now...
I like the second half of 8 and all of 1, but the end of 10 is how you stole my heart...

XhosaNostra:
Wow. My other half

You know it...

XhosaNostra:
1. I'm afraid of thunder.
2. I chew bones
3. I can't walk in high heels, so I don't buy them.
4. In movies I always support the villain.
5. I talk to myself & laugh out loud at my thoughts

1. Yeah me too. I'm always so sure that they - don't know who they are - are coming for me, and are about to blast me to kingdom come.

4. All of my friends hate me for this... Back in '11 when we were watching Avatar: Last Airbender, I got heavy hate for liking Azula and supporting most of what she did...
*Cue wistful sigh
Good times...

5. People always give me strange looks when I do it, which just makes me - and the other me - laugh even more...

Osujiempire:
third day since February 14 pikin has been keeping tab.. Dude get a life..........My stingy is what made me survive this recession

Get a life?
This coming from the guy who posted Valentine requirements on NairaLand?

FluidQueen:
Dude. Let me start by telling you, YOU ARE AMAZING!
You are what you are, A Gay, Beautiful man.
No amount of prayers and anointing oils would change that, but it's okay. Your god obviously made you that way. In his words, he created man in his own image. You're his image, and your sexuality too.


Stop torturing yourself. Go find love and happiness. Embrace your sexuality. Find a dude. It is who you are. If you eventually meet God and he judges You, ask him why he didn't change you. His fault, not yours.

PS- Send me a message. A DM. We need to talk. Suicide isn't the option. Life's too short to feel this way. Pursue those Orgasms, boy!

For posting this, I have to tell you...
You are amazing...
It warms my heart to see comments like these in situations like this one...
A lot of people would have hurled insults and said hurtful and insensitive things... But you didn't... So, thank you for that...

75 percent of the f*cks I almost gave would have been pink...

Osujiempire:
Before I forget
If we are to go to an expensive Restaurant You must be the one to pay and if we are to go to a French restaurant we can split the bills
Reasons: The money am saving is for me and my future wife alone and if you want me to pay we have go aunt Resi buka PERIoD..........

So... Who was your Val?
Did you even have one?

Wow... You're a real cheapskate...

princeking2:
Well, first of all, No pain comes from God. Every pain on earth is as a result of Man's choice via his actions and through demonic influence.
You've got to accept that God never promised a pain-free life on earth. Rather, he promised to be with you during those painful periods. As a believer, every pain you pass through works out patience and experience in and for you, it won't last.
Also, God for now cannot remove pains from the world because the prince of this world(satan) is still in operation, although under a limited time.
Nevertheless, there are still biblical proven ways to stay out of some troubles(pains). Pain remains a feature of human existence.
But be rest assured that God sees all these, He has put in place firm modalities to handle these pains at the right time. He is God, not a rebot. And God is good.

Excuse me, but I disagree with this...

bloodofthelamb:
When did speaking the truth becomes judging? Moreover, don't you know that the saints will judge the angels?

Saints will judge the angels...
Why?
What have angels done, and what will they do that saints will be needed to judge them?
Don't angels act only as God commands them?
Is it the angel that followed God's command that saints that worship the same God want to judge?
O.o
Also, how will said judging take place?
Furthermore, if an angel is found guilty, will it go to hell?

EVarn:
Why?, the subject captivates me.

I know. In your opening post, you sounded adequately captivated.
I used to be fascinated by the subject too, until I realized that thinking about it and doing extensive research on the matter (which you also sound like you've been doing) was cutting into my sleep time. And I wasn't getting any concrete answers. Just theories and beliefs.
So yeah...

I am curious to see how this goes though, and I'm always available to help intellectually destroy anyone that needs to be destroyed.
If you call, I will answer...
Unless I'm sleeping... �

I have a fairly naive but surprisingly effective way of handling any and all questions that pertain to how the universe was formed.
I close my eyes and I tell myself that it doesn't matter.
None of us were there, and so there's no way to irrefutably affirm and/or deny whatever claim we bring forward. As far as we know, the big bang theory could be laughably wrong. Or it could not. We don't know. We will probably never know. And that's not good, for souls like us that demand to know. What's worse, is the fact that the big bang theory is in perfect contradiction with the Bible (at least, that's how I see it anyway) by attributing the initial and supreme cause of all existence to something that is not God.
So now, we have Science in one corner, scribbling furiously on an infinitely long whiteboard, all of her hypothesis in support of the big bang theory being the starting point of all existence in unreadable chickenscratch. And in the other corner, we have Faith, with her holy books, imploring us with divine words to forsake our heresies and misleading philosophies and whatnot and believe in the One (which could be God or Allah or even Ganesha, depending on which religion you subscribe to).
These two will never work things out, and cleaving to one means you're cleaving yourself from the other. (I just had to do the cleave thing). Anyway, this existential tug-of-war is obviously not good for anyone, and engaging in it and throwing yourself into either corner just seems like a sure way to lose at least a quarter of the time you're supposed to spend blissfully asleep.

That's why I've decided not to give a flying fig about where and how the universe came to be. As a crazy friend of mine would say, it's not my problem.
If God made all of this, then I'm happy for Him. If He didn't, and the universe did in fact bang itself into existence, then I'm happy for it.

Ah. The creation of the cosmos... One of my least favorite topics... *Cue tired sigh

What if no one wants to be your val? O.o

F for Fantastic...

I don't even know how to begin to process this...

Wait... Hold on a second... How does sucking the breasts help get the evil spirits out? Are they in the breast milk? What the actual f*ck?
O.o
Also, what happens when it's a man that's possessed? Does the man of God suck his breasts too?

Himmler:
Feminism is an evil philosophy from the devil. It doesn't liberate, it destroys

Spoken like a true anti-feminist, and a religious one I'm guessing...
*Cue tired sigh
What does the devil have to do with any of this?

Your boyfriend is a special case... To call him a beast would be an insult to beasts everywhere... An absolute waste of breathable air is what he is... He isn't worthy of your love or forgiveness... What he deserves is to be beaten within an inch of his life, and then beaten some more... See how he likes it...

debygrin:
guy no be jamb oo.. Na Normal university exam

Do you want to carryover your entire department?
O.o

Take it from another university student. It's not worth it. Not even a little bit. So drop that phone and get your ish together, because if you don't and you get a carryover, you'll hate yourself for it.

OrestesDante:
Which father? After you don see yansh finish? Our people sha.

Guy... You made my day with this...

rekinomtla:
Police at the scene said he was obviously under the influence of drugs, they also found marijuana and cocaine in his vehicle.

He was obviously high... Why else would he do such a dumb thing?
I'm just surprised and a little impressed that he didn't die...

Found this online

Your thoughts?

He should... It's common courtesy, and it goes a long way to show the woman that she and her hard work are appreciated...

apholaryn:
first time you are making sense....no offense

How is someone not supposed to take offense at that?
O.o
But then again, what's my business?
*shrugs*

It takes a whole village to style her?!
Wow! This is very important information that will significantly affect our lives!
*pauses* *checks*
Oh. Wait. It's not...

delpee:
We want men to be supportive, gentle and decent yet society's silent definition of a man is one who is oppressive, has zero knowledge of domestic chores and more of brawn than brain. That's why we have many rapists, high rate of divorce and unfaithfulness. Being 'a man' is no licence for hitting people and it's no reason to have no knowledge of food and nutrition ( if he's interested).

The truth is that a majority of men are who they are based mostly on what they see/learn at home. Mothers play a significant role in the upbringing of children. A mother who encourages her son to fight when there are issues that can be amicably resolved is teaching intolerance and breeding a potential thug. What a child grows with becomes part of his life.

Though a father figure helps, sometimes mothers have no options. I admire the courage of single mothers. I respect those who have made a success of their lives and brought up children to be proud of against all odds.

Well spoken... I couldn't have said it better...

MoR2:
win what! was it a competition
thought i was just answering your questions

Fine... You don't win... Happy?

MoR2:
4. you are proud to say it, is a conclusive statement unlike do you feel offended which is a question you can refute. i wasn't making a conclusion.

even in 3. you said you knew i would, for someone who claims to already know how i would interpret it you sure seem slow in accepting differing views and that human knowledge is limited especially limited to what we are told. saying a mortal doesn't deserve is like saying rain doesn't deserve to fall down. yet what is your reason?
2. rewrite that question
1. by answering yes, is that how you reason

You know what?
I just realized that I don't have to argue with you...
So, you win...

MoR2:
God is saving the people He wants to save. even in the medical field babies that everyone think is going to die stills survives.

God can keep anyone alive and reach anyone with his word. God does not gamble, He does not lose if He has chosen to save someone even from the womb NOTHING can stop Him.

Just as your parents don't owe you an explanation for having sex and having you, God doesn't owe any man an explanation for saving them and rejecting others.

So, what happens to the people he doesn't want to save?

MoR2:
yep.

i
yes. any other question?

1. You did... Right here...

MoR2:
1. who said i was proud about it, you made that statement all on your own.
2. he died that you might live. an eternal life with no death, with no pain .
3. we don't deserve death but we die because we are human

to you: we are human that don't deserve to die.

well that explains your respone in number 4.

do you feel offended, you feel it's unfair. you getting what you don't deserve. an anger against such cruelty.

it's funny isn't the first person to kill was never God, the first person to die didn't deserve to. man brought death to the earth upon himself.

that pride that tells you i don't deserve to die, is what makes you not know God.

2. Unless I go to hell, in which case it's an eternity of pain and suffering, right?
3. You misunderstood that, just like I knew you would. We don't deserve death, because we didn't subscribe to this life. After all, nobody asked to be born.
We die because we are human. As in mortal...
4. I don't feel offended. You arrived at that conclusion all by yourself...

I heartily congratulate him...
There are people on the streets, hungry and cold and deformed and in endless poverty and misery, and he's making wine in church...
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