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Japanese transistor radio |
sexkillz i don warn u be dat, leave ha alone for me ![]() |
she is booked and we are plaing on getting married dis december . bak offf ![]() |
hmmmm |
^^^ is not funny and u aint seeing my teeth. d pray for good job den cbn will call dem to forget interview and start work as soon as possible, y me d pray for even ordinary police work ![]() |
2go don carry ma babe and am not joking, i told ha 2go boifrnds r imaginary but no she doesnt see it dat way. now am babeless, and is not funny ![]() |
i noticed dat ladies succeed more dan guys nowadays, d pray for a thing and d next day d recieve it but a guy will cry his eyes out still no answer, is unfair ![]() |
lets pray, close ur eyes everyone "our father who art in heaven, " ![]() |
ur moni is all she wants, is dat hard to see? |
^^ true talk mr cork ![]() |
is she talking about me? honi i luv u tooo |
but guys do mess up like dat, and for the atm , my der d thing nearly mess me up also, seriously, me no d rely on atm ,i d use raw cash go impres |
chelsea 5-0 up blues |
^^^whats ur problem?, he likes sucking and presing brest. just help d poor guy |
Dyt:do i knw u? i said my frnd, not me. cant u see am ANTI-sex ![]() |
The bride tells her husband………………………………………………. The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY! |
NL my frnds gurl bosom has fallen , she said is becos he keep sucking and pressing it with his hand , is it true? or is she cheating on him, gurls is it true if u suck and press bosom e go fall, even if u neva 4k d channel 6? |
^^^ jealousy ![]() |
it sounds funny but ma first time a lady stopped me to toast me, i felt like what is happening but in all i composed ma sef and played along, it was in church, dis gurl just d eye me, so i acted like it was a mistake , but den later things turned into something else, , dat was after church service she said he was waiting for me and whats to knw more about me, she has bin noticing me and so on, and u knw d usual drama, she begin draw map on d ground, lolz, 9ic but funny |
lolz |
i have been watching u, are u an A.B.S.U boy? cos u behave like dem. ![]() |
some nice advice, pls i need more advice |
^^^ i think u luv gb102 |
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dyt do u love me? ![]() |
^^^oboi she gt yansh. |