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Romance / Re: What's The Best Christmas Gift To A Partner? by ANTIsex(m): 6:17pm On Dec 22, 2011
Japanese transistor radio
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Sexkillz Please Leave My Dearie Amyg Alone by ANTIsex(m): 12:48pm On Nov 24, 2011
sexkillz i don warn u be dat, leave ha alone for me angry angry angry angry angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Sexkillz Please Leave My Dearie Amyg Alone by ANTIsex(m): 6:30pm On Nov 22, 2011
she is booked and we are plaing on getting married dis december . bak offf angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Romance / Re: I Love Girls That Wear Glasses. They Are Hot In Bed. by ANTIsex(m): 7:15pm On Nov 06, 2011
hmmmm
Romance / Re: Does God Love Girls More Dan Guys by ANTIsex(m): 7:13pm On Nov 06, 2011
^^^ is not funny and u aint seeing my teeth. d pray for good job den cbn will call dem to forget interview and start work as soon as possible, y me d pray for even ordinary police work angry angry angry angry angry angry
Romance / 2go Is Wicked by ANTIsex(m): 7:10pm On Nov 06, 2011
2go don carry ma babe and am not joking, i told ha 2go boifrnds r imaginary but no she doesnt see it dat way. now am babeless, and is not funny angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Romance / Does God Love Girls More Dan Guys by ANTIsex(m): 6:45pm On Nov 06, 2011
i noticed dat ladies succeed more dan guys nowadays, d pray for a thing and d next day d recieve it but a guy will cry his eyes out still no answer, is unfair angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Romance / Re: Is There Any Women Who Is Over 18 And Still A Virgin by ANTIsex(m): 8:04pm On Oct 28, 2011
lets pray, close ur eyes everyone "our father who art in heaven, " angry angry angry angry angry
Romance / Re: Women, Women, Women! by ANTIsex(m): 9:12pm On Oct 25, 2011
ur moni is all she wants, is dat hard to see?
Romance / Re: Why? by ANTIsex(m): 9:25pm On Oct 24, 2011
^^ true talk mr cork cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Define This Situation And Do Something About It. by ANTIsex(m): 9:01pm On Oct 24, 2011
is she talking about me? honi i luv u tooo kiss kiss kiss kiss
Romance / Re: Aru Emeeeeeeeh! by ANTIsex(m): 7:52pm On Oct 22, 2011
but guys do mess up like dat, and for the atm , my der d thing nearly mess me up also, seriously, me no d rely on atm ,i d use raw cash go impres
Romance / Re: Help Me by ANTIsex(m): 9:54am On Oct 20, 2011
chelsea 5-0 up blues
Romance / Re: Help Me by ANTIsex(m): 3:57pm On Oct 19, 2011
^^^whats ur problem?, he likes sucking and presing brest. just help d poor guy
Romance / Re: Help Me by ANTIsex(m): 3:52pm On Oct 19, 2011
Dyt:

grow up boi
do i knw u? i said my frnd, not me. cant u see am ANTI-sex angry angry angry angry angry angry
Jokes Etc / Get To Prison by ANTIsex(m): 3:49pm On Oct 19, 2011
The bride tells her husband……………………………………………….

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
Romance / Help Me by ANTIsex(m): 3:30pm On Oct 19, 2011
NL my frnds gurl bosom has fallen , she said is becos he keep sucking and pressing it with his hand , is it true? or is she cheating on him, gurls is it true if u suck and press bosom e go fall, even if u neva 4k d channel 6?
Romance / Re: Church Drama by ANTIsex(m): 3:58pm On Oct 18, 2011
^^^ jealousy tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Romance / Church Drama by ANTIsex(m): 12:16pm On Oct 17, 2011
it sounds funny but ma first time a lady stopped me to toast me, i felt like what is happening but in all i composed ma sef and played along,
it was in church, dis gurl just d eye me, so i acted like it was a mistake , but den later things turned into something else, , dat was after church service she said he was waiting for me and whats to knw more about me, she has bin noticing me and so on, and u knw d usual drama, she begin draw map on d ground, lolz,

9ic but funny
Romance / Re: She Sees Beating As Sign Of Luv. Serious by ANTIsex(m): 6:38pm On Oct 14, 2011
lolz
Nairaland / General / Sexkillz by ANTIsex(m): 2:24am On Oct 12, 2011
i have been watching u, are u an A.B.S.U boy? cos u behave like dem. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Whats The Best Way To Dump A Gurl? by ANTIsex(m): 2:21am On Oct 12, 2011
some nice advice, pls i need more advice
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Freecoca by ANTIsex(m): 7:13pm On Oct 10, 2011
^^^ i think u luv gb102
Romance / Whats The Best Way To Dump A Gurl? by ANTIsex(m): 6:46pm On Oct 10, 2011
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Freecoca by ANTIsex(m): 7:43pm On Oct 09, 2011
dyt do u love me? angry angry angry angry angry angry
Celebrities / Re: Based On Profile Pics, Who Deserves To Be "The Sexiest Of The Romance Section" by ANTIsex(m): 8:56pm On Oct 04, 2011
^^^oboi she gt yansh. shocked shocked shocked dat babe no fit b virgin , if she is den d world don come to an end, shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

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