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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman & Wife Celebrate Excel, Their Daughter's 1st Birthday In Style by Anukuks(f): 8:09pm On Oct 19, 2018
Gisters:
See more beautiful pictures here >>> http://gistmore.com/apostle-suleiman-wife-celebrates-daughters-1st-year-birthday-style

Someone should beg Aplostle Suleiman to shave his head. He looks scary with is half hair.

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Family / Re: Who Is To Wash The Dishes In This Scenario? by Anukuks(f): 6:39pm On Jan 04, 2018
LesbianBoy:
So i saw this on Instagram and decided to share it here. Who is to wash the dishes in this scenario.

Please let's use the LIKE button to vote



Courtesy demands that when you pay someone a visit and you are fed, you do the dishes.
Celebrities / Re: Olakunle Fawole 'Abounce' Checks Out Yvonne Jegede's Backside In Playful Photos by Anukuks(f): 8:16pm On Sep 25, 2017
Amagite:
Nollywood actress Yvonne Jegede and her beau Olakunle Fawole 'Abounce' are giving us couple goals with these beautiful photos of them goofing around.

Abounce was checking out his property!


http://www.lailasblog.com/adorable-photos-yvonne-jegede-husband-goofing-around/





Is this woman not too old to wear crop top
Jobs/Vacancies / Nigerian Brewries Aptitude Test by Anukuks(f): 10:29am On Sep 09, 2017
Edakun, will be writing an aptitude test at workforce for recruitment in Nigerian Brewries, pls help with past questions and answers ASAP, as the test is on Monday 11/09/2017.
Romance / Re: Checkout The Trending Pictures Posted By This "Slay Queen" On Facebook by Anukuks(f): 9:49pm On Aug 19, 2017
PrettyCrystal:
A young lady who was probably newly inaugurated into the "slay queenhood" has got herself trending online after releasing her hot photos. Posing in different positions, the lady showed her styles proudly and confidently as she posted the pictures online to her 'fans'.

https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/08/checkout-trending-pictures-posted-slay-queen-facebook.html


Are these real pictures?
Education / Re: Man Signs On Boobs Of A Polytechnic Female Student by Anukuks(f): 7:59pm On Aug 13, 2017
dacovajnr:
You shouldn't expect more from a Typical Ibadan girl...See as she spread legs already like bedspread as she couldn't think of anything else but dick @ that point grin grin



isn't she worried she can get cancer.
Crime / Re: Ex-Boyfriend Threatens To Kill Lady In South Africa (Photos) by Anukuks(f): 3:42pm On May 20, 2017
OrestesDante:
Omo! Na badass follow up!


But let us be clear here before we start judging.... The lady hasnt stated what they had together that warranted the follow up like housefly.
















Are you seriously trying to reason a death threat? Smh
Crime / Re: Ex-Boyfriend Threatens To Kill Lady In South Africa (Photos) by Anukuks(f): 3:39pm On May 20, 2017
Partnerbiz:
From the message it seems the idiot girl is the one looking for trouble yet crying foul.

Maybe he dumped his sorry ass

.

Btw that seems to be call code of a place in the states.

Na wa o some people read with their brains upside down
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Uacn Graduate Specialist Scheme. by Anukuks(f): 1:35am On May 08, 2017
follysom:
Ok. Sorry jez sering your message now

got this message too,inviting me for the second stage,any useful tips and advice, applied for a sales position also
Travel / Re: Nigerian Pilot, Ademilola, Makes History As First African To Fly The World Solo by Anukuks(f): 8:36am On Mar 31, 2017
sixtuschimere:
Nigerian pilot, Ademilola Odujinrin, makes history as first African to fly the world solo.

A Nigerian pilot who works for Air Djibouti has become the first African pilot in history to fly solo around the world.

Ademilola “Lola” Odujinrin completed the final leg of his historic journey Wednesday  afternoon, landing safely at Washington Dulles International Airport.

The pilot completed the entire circumnavigation in a Cirrus SR22, stopping in more than 15 countries on five continents, returning to Washington DC, where his journey began back in September.

cc; Lalasticlala,mynd44

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/nigerian-pilot-ademilola-odujinrin.html





Did you say first African? Mstcheeew, I thought you meant first man. Racism is just feminism. So what is the big deal has it not been done before by a man like him.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Free Workforce Past Questions & Answers In PDF Format. by Anukuks(f): 11:41am On Mar 29, 2017
Ask4bigneyo:
For Free Workforce Past Questions & Answers in PDF Format.
Some people are collecting money before sending it but mine is free of charge.
NOTE: A "thank you feedback to this thread" will be highly appreciated from the beneficiaries.
You guys can now download the past questions and answers from this link.... https://www.dropbox.com/sh/fppqyrrz0r27bcd/AACSfJRfAGIH5AdBLwxruOhja?dl=0.

thanks so much

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pz Cussons Interview Come In Here.. by Anukuks(f): 11:36am On Feb 25, 2017
has anyone written the test yet?
Celebrities / Re: Tuface Cancels Feb 6 March by Anukuks(f): 6:24am On Feb 05, 2017
jimmyjenseng:
The protest scheduled to hold on Feb 6 has been cancelled due to security challenges.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQGwpwMDM-K/



Tuface is a coward, unreliable and a sell out. A real man makes a promise and sees to its fulfillment.
Nairaland / General / Re: Nanny Services by Anukuks(f): 3:21am On Nov 15, 2016
amicable09:
Anu hope you treat the nannies and caregivers who work with your company well?

I trust you do cheesy. So, I'll share. Hopefully, in a few years time I'll also call you when I need your services grin

thank you darling

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nanny Services by Anukuks(f): 3:19am On Nov 15, 2016
Anukuks:

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nanny Services by Anukuks(f): 7:47pm On Nov 13, 2016
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please help share.
Nairaland / General / Nanny Services by Anukuks(f): 5:35pm On Nov 13, 2016

Get the best services from trained,competent and reliable nannies ,house helps and care givers from our registered NANNY RECRUITMENT COMPANY. cool cool

Regardless of your Location and budget- CALL US FOR ENQUIRIES (08096471204). cool cool


WE ARE AVAILABLE TO WORK PART TIME AND FULL TIME.

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TV/Movies / Re: The Next Titan Reality Show Premiers In Nigeria by Anukuks(f): 4:58am On Sep 14, 2016
gynny:
The next titan is brought to you by Heritage Bank. the next titan is another cycle of the Nigerian Entrepreneurial Reality TV Show. In this TV show, great young entrepreneurs meet. Click on the link below to get eligibility details and audition details
http://www.urbantvshows.com/the-next-titan-season-3-audition-dates-and-venues-released/
I was invited for audition any pointers as to how I can ace it and get into the boot camp
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Academic And Articles Writer Urgently Needed by Anukuks(f): 5:37pm On Aug 06, 2016
eripecs:
Hello, please I need an assistant who can write correct and flawless English. I have a lot of work I cannot handle alone. If you have access to good network and laptop then, you are the right person because you need to do a lot of online research. You can either pm me or drop your mail here. If you are very good then, you'll be my partner for a long time if Jesus tarries. Thanks.

Kukoyiaanu@yahoo.com
Fashion / Re: 10 Annoying Questions On Natural Hair Nigerians Are Tired Of Hearing by Anukuks(f): 7:52pm On Apr 04, 2016
Naijasinglegirl:
1 You have not combed it well
I hate it when people try to maintain eye contact with me while I am struggling to comb my natural hair. People don’t just get it that no matter how many times I run my comb through my hair, humidity always wins! Shrinkage is inevitable and the tips can never stay straight like relaxed hair. I am tired of having to explain this when people make the statement above

2 Can’t you wear your natural hair out?
Often times, my friends would invite me for an impromptu event and when I decline the invite because my weaves or braids are looking old, they’ll ask me to uninstall it immediately and wear my natural hair out. IT’S NOT AS EASY AS THAT!!!
Did you book an appointment with my natural hair? You should have submitted your application 4 days after wash day!
Natural hair suffers from mood swings. I cannot just wake up one morning and decide to let it fro. It takes a lot of planning that involves my whereabouts for that week, the person I am visiting, the clothes I decide to wear and the weather reports on NTA!

3 Pack it na!
This is a sequel to 2. No, it cannot pack into a bun easily because it is not stretched and because it is short and because I have no edge control gel and because the edges won’t stay laid even when I apply gel and because IT HAS REFUSED TO PACK ITSELF INTO A BUN!

4 Okay straighten it.
Once, I complained I was having a bad hair day and a friend of mine said, “Let me get my flat iron and straighten it for you.” The previous day I had escorted her to the saloon to get her 6 weeks post relaxed hair straightened. I explained the process of heat application on hers and mine are different. She replied, “Meaning what? Don’t you know my hair is natural too?”

Idiot!

5 Why is your own like this?
People that don’t understand would just go on Instagram and look at the natural hair of Black Americans and want to call the police to arrest me because my own natural hair get as e be. Do you know their texture? Do you know that their grand mother is Latina and their great grand father is Jamaican? Do you know what is 1a 1b 1c 2a 2b 2c 3a 3b 3c 3d 4a 4b 4c 5a 5b 5c. Sister do you

6 Why can’t you do what they call bantu knots or twist outs?
[/b]Oh! Are we going to talk about my failed attempts with bantu knots and co? If I do it and ask you to accompany me somewhere, would you want to associate with me?


[b]7 When will you put relaxer?
[/b]Hairdressers are most guilty of this annoying question. Each time I visit a new saloon, I am asked this question repeatedly. This is after they handle my hair in a manner intended to hurt my nervous system.

8 [b] Na Wa O. Is it not strong?

Yes it is and I have gotten used to swallowing a card of panadol each time I comb it. How is that your problem? I’m also tired of being questioned on my routine. Why do I have to plait it before going to bed? Why does it define gravity? What’s that ugly hair wrap I am wearing? What are all these products? Why do I apply vegetable soup on my hair?


9 What is this style called?
Sometimes I do one style I feel is dope on my natural hair and it hurts me when I go out and it is interpreted as another style.
After spending twenty hours in front of the mirror to do what they call wash&go, an old friend would now stop me on the road to ask, “So you are now on dreadlocks?”
Or is it the time I did chunky twistouts and someone said, “This your puff puff sef.”


10 Put relaxer na. It will return to natural next month
THIS IS WHY I KEEP MY NATURAL HAIR PROBLEMS TO MYSELF because this is the solution I am usually offered by my relaxed friends. They don’t understand!
Okay when you lost your virginity, did the hymen grow and return to it’s natural state because nobody chuked anything there the following month?




I feel you sister


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/10-annoying-advice-get-natural-responses/
Politics / Re: 10 Women Who Could Be Nigerian President by Anukuks(f): 7:40pm On Mar 16, 2016
jchima14:
Despite the population of women in Nigeria, the country has never had a female president, though there are a number of them who are eminently qualified for the job. Only two women have made attempts to contest for the number one position. In 2003, Sarah Jubril became the first woman to contest a presidential election in Nigeria while Prof. Remi Shonaiya of the KOWA Party is the second woman in the history of Nigeria to contest a presidential election and they both did not fare well enough.

Below is a list of women who could be Nigeria’s president, based on their achievements and prominence.

1.Akasoba Duke-Abiola: She is the wife of the late Chief M.K.O Abiola and a founding member of the Peoples Democratic Party. She was one of the presidential aspirants in the 2015 elections but was denied the presidential aspirant forms.

2. Oluremi Sonaya: A former lecturer at the Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife, Osun state and the only female presidential candidate in 2015 election. She contested under the umbrella of KOWA party.

3. Oby Ezekwesili: She served as federal minister of solid minerals and then as federal minister of education during Olusegun Obasanjo’s tenure. She also served as the vice president of the World Bank’s Africa division. She is one of the advocates of the ‘BringBackOurGirls‘ movement.

4. Aisha Jummai Alhassan: Popularly known as mama Taraba. She would have been Nigeria’s first female governor but was defeated by Darius Ishaku, the governorship candidate of the PDP. She is presently the minister of women affairs.

5. Abike Dabiri: She was the chairman of the House Committee on media and publicity and the chair of the House Committee on Diaspora Affairs and was recently appointed senior special assistant on foreign affairs and diaspora by President Muhammadu Buhari.

6. Ngozi Okonjo Iweala: She served two terms as finance minister of Nigeria and worked also worked as the managing director of World Bank.

7. Patience Jonathan: She is the wife of the former president, Goodluck Jonathan and was very popular during her husband’s tenure. Patience is very bold and says what she wants not caring who is hurt.

8.Florence Ita-Giwa: She was senator for Cross River south constituency of Cross River state from May 1999 to May 2003. She later joined the PDP and became former president Obasanjo’s special adviser on National Assembly matters.

9. Remi Tinubu:She is currently a senator of Lagos state and the wife of Bola Tinubu, a former governor of Lagos state and the national leader of the All Progressives Congress.

10. Daisy Danjuma: She was elected senator in 2003 where she served on numerous committees. She is the wife of one of Nigeria’s richest men, Theophilus Yakubu Danjuma.






[b]Patience Jonathan[/b]: She is the wife of the former president, Goodluck Jonathan and was popular during her husband’s tenure. Patience is very bold and says what she wants not caring who is hurt

You made a mistake Patience Jonathan was a president
SOURCE: http://thesummary.com.ng/index.php/news-categories/national/item/6372-10-women-who-could-be-nigerian-president

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Anukuks(f): 7:19pm On Mar 16, 2016
Just passing by
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Anukuks(f): 8:44pm On Mar 03, 2016
Abimbex007:
Welcome to the room Anukuks kiss


PS: These two Monikers tho undecided
ProudOlodo
LastMumu (your siggy got me cracking)grincheesy


Thanks Everyone grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Anukuks(f): 11:08pm On Mar 02, 2016
amicable09:

Hahahaha
*sweeping the dust of controversy* Lol
I can't believe you said that about me!

I'm committed to NL, it isn't an addiction.
You are welcome to the chatroom. We chat here and make new friends, that's all.

How are you doing? Being following your updates... Nice work!



No offense meant @amicable just my candid opinion,I was actually really trying to catch your attention.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Anukuks(f): 10:39pm On Mar 02, 2016
Hello I'm new here

I'm hoping for a warm welcome

I follow a lot of people in this chat room so I get to read most chats

The honest truth: I don't really understand the whole process e be like rocket science for my eyes and time to figure it out eludes me.

I'm hoping to get a few pointers

I'm a very blunt person and I don't mind controversy in that spirit I just want to say that I think amicable is addicted to NL

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