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u are right coco, but this is how i want it to sound, thank God say u understand am.

Coco29:
put that in English and i would stop laughing and answer you.

if u dont understand the language used here. why are u do u laugh then? this na another matter to treat here in nairaland, this place na 4 naija NAIRA land. doesnt mean i have anything against u oooo.

this is not a laughing matter. i want to know pls answer me.

i know this might be out of it, but it's a question that i have been trying to figure out for a long time.
now this is the question:- the thing wey dem do take born pikin and the pikin. which one sweet pass?

Seun! what if i dont have a car

Seun! what if i dont have a car

I will like to be in that kind of prison for a while

diddy u no dey fear God? y u dey open fada yansh like that? funny though

A man was sick and went to see a doctor who instructed him to bring along a sample of his urine when coming the next day for a lab test.
Early the next morning the man woke up as early as 5:30 am and urinate into a container and kept it under the bed. then the wife when sweeping mistakenly threw the sample away and decided to replace it with her urine sample, unknowingly to the man he took the container to the doctor, after the test the doctor was surprised with the result of the test and asked the following questions:
DOCTOR: Sir are you sure this is your urine sample?
MAN : Yes doctor.
DOCTOR : If truely this is your urine sample , then i'm afriad you are three months pregnant.
NA HIN DE MAN FAINT

There was once a hat-seller who passed by a forest. The weather was very
hot and he decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his
whole basket of hats by the side.
A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone.
Then he heard some monkeys on top of the tree and he looked up. To his
surprise, the tree was full of monkeys. They had taken all his hats!
The hat-seller sits down and try to think of how he can get the hats down.
He started to think and scratched his head. The next moment, he realized
that the monkeys were doing the same thing.
Next, he took down his own hat and fanned himself. The monkeys did exactly
the same! An idea struck him - he took his hat and threw it on the floor.
And the monkeys did the same too. Happily, he collected all his hats back.

Fifty years later, his grandson also became a hat-seller and also got to
hear the monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his
grandfather, he passed by the same forest. Feeling very hot, he took a nap
under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.
Again, when he woke up, he realized that all his hats were gone. He looked
up and found that the monkeys had taken all his hats. Remembering what his
grandfather had told him, he started scratching his head and the monkeys
followed.
He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed.
Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, he threw his hat on the
floor, but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats!
Then one bold monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor,
and sneered , "you think say na only you get grand-papa??"

Three lost guys were wondering in the jungle when they came across a tribe of natives.

The chief told them, " Go collect 100 of your favorite fruit and return for further instructions."

The first guy returned with 100 apples. The chief said, "You must stick them up your bum with out making a single sound, but if you do make a sound, we will throw you in the snake pit." The first guy got 6 or 7 up before he screamed out in pain, so they threw him in the snake pit.

The second guy comes back with 100 blueberries. The chief says, "You must stick them all up your bum without a single sound or we will throw you in the snake pit." The second guy gets up to 98 or 99 before he started laughing. Before they threw him in the snake pit they asked, "What was so funny?"

He replied, " I looked up and saw the third guy coming with 100 watermelons

dis kind pikin na 4 sale oooo ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

HEAVEN IS HAPPY 4 THIS, I BELIEVE U ARE BLESSED AND EVERYBODY THAT READ IT IS ALSO BLESS, AS LONG AS U SAY AMEN. HAHAHAHAHA