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Jokes EtcRe: Expression Of My Love by anycorner(m): 6:21pm On Oct 19, 2007
no tell me. grin make i claim ajebutter small.


dont mind me it's funny cheesy the girl dey chop the real meat while the guy dey chop onions. grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Expression Of My Love by anycorner(m): 6:12pm On Oct 19, 2007
thankx bros but still not funny. tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Woman Sleeps Wit Midget by anycorner(m): 5:41pm On Oct 19, 2007
hi rubie wink
Jokes EtcRe: Woman Sleeps Wit Midget by anycorner(m): 5:40pm On Oct 19, 2007
clemcykul:
ohhhhh lawyyyyyydyyyyyy grin grin grin grin shocked ituen leave me alone embarassed embarassed u chuckling all the day, i remebered the joke while havn dinner i burst out laffn and ended choking wid hot tears in my eyes grin grin grin grin just leave me alone stop making happy because am begining to l*****v uuuuu kiss lipsrsealed
are u a male or a female? just curious  huh huh
Jokes EtcRe: Expression Of My Love by anycorner(m): 5:14pm On Oct 19, 2007
what is this? huh huh
Jokes EtcRe: Yaaaabbbbbbssss by anycorner(m): 6:14pm On Oct 18, 2007
for una house ur papa go uproot casava from hin farm sell am give ur mama. and ur mama go cook soup sell am give ur papa. grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Yaaaabbbbbbssss by anycorner(m): 6:11pm On Oct 18, 2007
the richest man for ur village dey take half groundnut drink half bag of garri lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Yaaaabbbbbbssss by anycorner(m): 6:09pm On Oct 18, 2007
the first time wey u chop rice u give testimony for una church grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Women, Know Ur Mother-in-law by anycorner(m): 6:02pm On Oct 18, 2007
ituen u too much abeg grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Could This Be True? by anycorner(op): 2:29pm On Oct 17, 2007
inze:
You sounded very immature (no offense)

what has body pierceing got to do with having sex?? Tell me something i don't know.

I n z e
Most people believe that only wild girls have tattoo on their body. So I was kind of thinking how possible this wild and party girl could still be a virgin. Maybe you can help me out here. undecided
RomanceCould This Be True? by anycorner(op): 2:06pm On Oct 17, 2007
I met this girl, and she said she is still a virgin. But she has tattoo of love at her waist and on her left breast.  Is it possible for her to still be a virgin? huh huh huh
RomanceRe: Diary Of Secrets by anycorner(m): 1:58pm On Oct 17, 2007
I pee in my nappy when i was 4 months old cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: S.o.s by anycorner(op): 3:26pm On Oct 16, 2007
The tradition demands that if anybody had sex with his / her relation, such person must kill a goat to appeal the gods. Now what do you think this people will kill? cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: I'm Having Feelings For Her But She Said No by anycorner(m): 3:21pm On Oct 16, 2007
creamkele:
Hey Guys, Whats uphuh well i'm back now, I guess she is starting to feel me now. But i gat no Love for her anymore. Becos we now keep contact and she is coming down to lagos next week. But every time she talks to me, she talks about sex and how she was to have it badly with me.
But i gat no Love for her anymore, Am finding myself a real, true relationship.

Thanks Guys
that is good for you. you for dey count down to the day of your death. una think say the cry wey people dey cry about AIDS na ordinary advert for TV angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Dwarf? by anycorner(m): 3:06pm On Oct 16, 2007
rich or poor. as long as he/she is intelligent [size=5pt][/size](not intelligent fools ooo) at least it better than marrying HIV warehouse.  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
RomanceS.o.s by anycorner(op): 2:45pm On Oct 16, 2007
what would you do if you find out that the mother of your 3 years old daughter is your blood sister? as a guy what would you do, and as a lady what would you do?
Jokes EtcRe: Sunday School by anycorner(m): 4:03pm On Oct 15, 2007
nice joke cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Smiling Competition by anycorner(m): 3:18pm On Oct 09, 2007
luvgurl where did u run to?
rubie and migines are on me for ur sake.
Jokes EtcRe: Smiling Competition by anycorner(m): 3:05pm On Oct 09, 2007
@ migines are u joing us together? cheesy
@ rubie what is that suppose to mean? embarassed
Jokes EtcRe: Smiling Competition by anycorner(m): 2:50pm On Oct 09, 2007
luvgurl hope u are not having anything in mind.  cheesy
or u are just being a gud gurl? grin
luvgurl:
rubie it's a pity, i don't have a girlfriend sad sad but i don't mind if u care to fill in the space kiss kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Smiling Competition by anycorner(m): 1:48pm On Oct 09, 2007
can any lady in the house volunteer to give any of those men a passionate kiss? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: . by anycorner(m): 1:32pm On Oct 09, 2007
tenor600:
Do you know that Millions of people are suffering from been unable to put an end to Viruses affecting their phones??

In a recent United Kingdom Newspaper journal,It has been discovered that as the world's technology power advances, Viruses also increases on daily bases. Infact most of these viruses are found in Phones. These viruses are transfered from the phone to the user and these flows in the blood streams of its users.

These viruses are also responsible for High call rate tarriffs and often make calls unaccessible. But the society would ignorantly put the blames on service providers for high tarriff call rates,it because of the viruses in their phones.

Millions of phones cannot download softwares such as Musics,Games,Pictures. The presence of viruses ranging from small (Milli microbs) to bigger (mega microbs) are responsible for these heart breaking coincidences.

However,these problems has been put to an end. A special Anti-Virus Phone software has been invented recently to detect,destroy and delete all viruses from phones.

The Anti-virus Phone software is looks like a Recharge Card. It has Pin Codes at the covered area located at the back of the Anti-virus card. The covered area is scratched off to reveal the covered Pincodes.

These Anti-virus Phone software will destroy viruses on all phones ranging from 2002 models up to 2007 series regardless of your phone make and type.

STEPS ON HOW TO DESTROY VIRUS FROM YOUR PHONE USING THE ANTI-VIRUS SOFTWARE

1. Scratch off the covered area to reveal the secret PIN (a 12 digit number)

2. Dial *5589*PIN(12 digit number)followed by # and press SEND/OK/YES key

Key Note that (Space) are not required in step 2 above.

3. Your phone will Automatically switch off

4. After 7 seconds your phone will Power-on by itself again Automatically. This is to enable the Anti-Virus software to DETECT, DESTROY AND DELETE the Viruses affecting your phone within 7 seconds. That's all !!!

Special thanks to the world of science. A friend recommended it to me, I tried it and it worked.

For more info on how to get your Anti-Virus Phone software Scratch Card, please do not fail to email :

info.lumak@yahoo.com

Emails sent to info.lumak@yahoo.com will be quickly recieved.

Or call Deborah @ +2348053516663 (Sales Rep. Nigeria/England)



Kai nairalanders una no go kill person oooo cheesy
ComputersRe: Help B4 Naija Computer Engineers Kill Me by anycorner(m): 11:25am On Sep 24, 2007
look for somebody that has the same model with u take his original disk that comes with the laptop and do ur stuff. or go to the net and update ur drivers (that is if the network conroller driver is not affected. but they were, thn download the drivers into a flash disk and run them in ur system) everything will be fine smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What Is Your Date Of Birth? See If U Have A Match by anycorner(m): 12:18pm On Sep 20, 2007
8th september special babies (frank2u@coolgoose.co.uk)
RomanceRe: A Girl You've Not Met Asking You For A Recharge Card On Phone by anycorner(m): 6:44pm On Sep 16, 2006
about 80% of girls that call guys. 60% na send me recharge card, while 10% na call me back
only few calls to know how u are doing. abi na lye? tongue

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