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Romance / Re: Help! She Might Be Pregnant by anyebedgreat: 4:10pm On Feb 13, 2018
softprick:



I won’t mind touching her,where are you situated,I can do homework too,in fact I will accept the pregnancy

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Romance / Re: Help! She Might Be Pregnant by anyebedgreat: 3:28pm On Feb 13, 2018
You guys should understand that when it comes to being cautious in sex, guys fear stds and girls fear pregnancy. So when a guy sees a virgin girl with whom there is zero chance of contacting std, there's that temptation not to use protection.

And I can't marry her on a serious note. The physical attraction isn't there and she can't help a primary one child do his homework right. I just hope she isn't pregnant at all. Whatever happens, I will never never touch her again!

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Romance / Re: Help! She Might Be Pregnant by anyebedgreat: 3:05pm On Feb 13, 2018
Cadec007:
1st of all "Konji na bastard" [i usually dont say that but i have to in ur case]
2ndly, because you are good at sumthing doesnt mean you are gonna get it right at all times so no matter how good you were you should have used protection esp when bleeping her became regular cos the more regular stuffs like that become the higher the tendency to make just one late removal mistake[i have a frnd who carries at least one CD with him every where he goes and believe me it saved him a lot of times]
so my point is you should have known that 99 days are always for the criminal (unless of course uve not xp village witch intervention and never knew ur days were numbered) .

My kind advice to you is for u not to make any panic-decision cos u would escalate matters, so listen to what that guy said about home test equipment, ask around esp. Other gals (dont be shy u are not the first it would happen to and certainly wont be the last, check it out its not valentine yet!), most importantly dont make that gal nervous i think you know what i mean, do all these and i tell you u would find a solution if and only if it is not a village backed strike!!
Thanks a lot
Romance / Re: Help! She Might Be Pregnant by anyebedgreat: 1:45pm On Feb 13, 2018
If she is pregnant, what do I do. Please I need suggestions of drugs abeg.
Romance / Re: Help! She Might Be Pregnant by anyebedgreat: 1:43pm On Feb 13, 2018
modelmike7:
Wait for the next one week, if nothing still, Take her for a pregnancy text......
of course not in her Sister's Pharmacy!
That's all.

On a 2nd thought, my church mind was touched!! Hence, the edit!!
Thanks but she doesn't go out unless her sister sends her or they go out together.
Romance / Re: Help! She Might Be Pregnant by anyebedgreat: 1:40pm On Feb 13, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
My first question is: IS SHE ALREADY IN LEGAL AGE WHEN U
FIRST STROKED UR KONDO INSIDE HER?. embarassed

Or else u will be accused of corrupting minor or statutory rape...
she is 21
Romance / Help! She Might Be Pregnant by anyebedgreat: 1:17pm On Feb 13, 2018
I am a serving corp member. There's this woman I am teaching their children home lessons. The first day I went there, I saw a girl there. She is a relative of the woman and she kept looking at me from the side of her eyes. I didn't find her attractive though but I noticed she was endowed. Especially in front. As time went by, I realized she was always making efforts to look neat and sexy whenever I am coming. And then she was always serving me food specially. So I decided to play along and started talking with her, making her laugh and flirting mildly. Then one day, I came to the house, I knocked, no answer and I knocked again. She came out of the bathroom dressed in only her towel to open the door. She had sent the kids to the neighbors house to play. So I pulled her closer, kissed her and worked my hands down her body. She resisted when I tried to take off the towel and said she was a virgin. So we just kissed and caressed. We did it like a few times before I finally bleeped her. I had deflowered a girl before so I did it in a way it didn't hurt her. After then, we kept smashing whenever we had the chance. Her sister is always either at work or at their pharmacy. (she is a doctor) and the husband says in another town. So since this year, we have been smashing whenever I go there. I don't use condoms. I use withdrawal method which I am good at.
Yesterday, I asked her when last she saw her period, because we have been fucking since this year and she hasn't given me that excuse of being in her period. She said January and she was supposed to have it first week of February but nothing. Besides, she isn't bothered because I gave her my word that I won't get her pregnant. My heart skipped. I have been thinking since then. Could she be pregnant? I have never cum inside her. What do I do? Her sister is a doctor, she would notice if it so happens. I have never gotten anyone pregnant before so I don't know what to do. Please people, I need help!

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It turns out she is not pregnant. She was just trying to see my reaction because I always told her that if I get her pregnant, I will run away with her to another city and settle down. I am never gonna touch her again sha, or at least I will go with protection anytime I'm going there just in case.
Politics / Re: Dimeji Bankole Celebrates His 48th Birthday Today by anyebedgreat: 8:46am On Nov 14, 2017
Is he married yet?
Politics / Re: Billionaire Arthur Eze Relaxes In His Mansion Ahead Of Anambra Election. Photo by anyebedgreat: 1:06pm On Oct 20, 2017
That bed..

I know most people here still dey put mattress for ground.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari, Aisha And Halima Meet With Turkish President And His Wife by anyebedgreat: 5:14pm On Oct 19, 2017
Baba swag
Politics / Re: INEC To Recruit One Million Adhoc Workers For 2019 General Elections by anyebedgreat: 2:45pm On Oct 19, 2017
One million disenfranchised people be that.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Meets Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Turkish President by anyebedgreat: 2:18pm On Oct 19, 2017
Souqwaqif:
I wonder how a man who was dying, came back and turned so strong without any sign of frailty.

Sincerely this is not the Buhari I used to know,because of power Aisha decided to accept jubril of Senegal as her husband,Dear Lord please rescue us.
Jubril they say, is from sudan and not Senegal. You guys should be consistent please.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Meets Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Turkish President by anyebedgreat: 2:13pm On Oct 19, 2017
Virgohills:
Why is he standing like ruler
lol..
Because he is a ruler
Crime / Re: Police Officer, DSS Operative In Free For All At Bauchi Emir’s Palace by anyebedgreat: 10:15am On Oct 18, 2017
Haba. And nobody was there to video the thing?
I can imagine insults in hausa flying like punches, and then the slap and then the counter punch, and then the collective mending of the DSS guy by the police men and then the separation by ogas at the top. And more hausa insults..

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Politics / Re: 2019: No Credible Candidate Besides Buhari – Ortom by anyebedgreat: 10:07am On Oct 18, 2017
1Dray:


See one local fool that luckily have access to the internet coming here to spew rubbish. Is it too early for you to go out to plug oranges, mangoes and guavas, or going to farm? Please do, before hunger finishes your sorry ass. Fly thinking himself a bird.
You are still here? I gave you a life transforming advice for free and instead of saying thank you and running with it, you are still here exhibiting your crude uncultured behavior. I give up on you. I hope God intervenes in your case.
Politics / Re: 2019: No Credible Candidate Besides Buhari – Ortom by anyebedgreat: 8:10am On Oct 18, 2017
1Dray:



What's this hopeless goat saying? Get your head examined, dumb slave.
Uncultured and uncivilized fellow. Calling your masters slaves doesn't reverse your position. You are the ones begging and crying for freedom. Please try spending time around people who are civilized and People that have healthy self esteem. It will help you and your generation.
Education / Re: Photo: Prof Reacts To His Student Acknowledging His Babe In His Project. by anyebedgreat: 7:52am On Oct 18, 2017
Students should think twice before putting stuff like that on documents. You don't give something that might be temporary a permanent seat in your life. My cousin acknowledged her fiance in her project and they later broke up. Now she is married to someone else and when you open the project, the first thing that catches your eye is the guy's name and title and it's kinda embarrassing for her. At least use other titles like "a very special friend "

It's just like tattooing your girlfriends name permanently to your thighs and then getting married to someone else.

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Politics / Re: 2019: No Credible Candidate Besides Buhari – Ortom by anyebedgreat: 7:05am On Oct 18, 2017
1Dray:


See this inferior onuku. You need to get your head checked as soon as possible. I've been watching your comments here, one can only deduce that something is wrong with your head. Stupid demented slave.
see what I mean, product of bad parenting. Now I pity the children that are gonna have an someone like you as their father. I really feel sad for them.
Politics / Re: 2019: No Credible Candidate Besides Buhari – Ortom by anyebedgreat: 6:35am On Oct 18, 2017
1Dray:

I mean your ancestors!
You are obviously mistaking me for your father. You really sound like someone who was raised by a demented fellow.
Politics / Re: 2019: No Credible Candidate Besides Buhari – Ortom by anyebedgreat: 9:59pm On Oct 17, 2017
1Dray:



You are a demented fellow, no doubt.

You mean your dad?
Politics / Re: Abaribe Applies To Withdraw As Nnamdi Kanu’s Surety by anyebedgreat: 9:53pm On Oct 17, 2017
msld:


As a lawyer you are, you do not know that exigent circumstances prevails as a precedence. The invasion of his house by armed men, absolves all bail sureties from any liability. Is for Nigeria army to explain the reason of the invasion, to destroy evidence, to carry out extra judicial killing or to manipulate justice process. First year law student will thrash that ruling in a higher court easily.
Till Nigeria army present Kanu, sureties can sleep fine, the judiciary does not listen to sentiments or news.

Let me help you, first Kanu's father's house where nnamdi kanu lives was raided by the military i. e security operatives (a very legal act) and not criminals and they have made it clear that no one was shot and also, they don't have the guy in custody. If some hoodlums in arms had invaded the house, then it will have been that the government failed to provide security for him and then something happened to him. And mind you, men of the army are sworn officers of the law so whatever they tell the court, is what the court will go by.

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Politics / Re: Abaribe Applies To Withdraw As Nnamdi Kanu’s Surety by anyebedgreat: 9:30pm On Oct 17, 2017
maasoap:

Many think that he has already paid but no. Well, it is going to be interesting because his accounts may be frozen and properties confiscated if judge should decline the request and deadline to produce Kanu expires.
Didn't he deposit the money already?
Politics / Re: 2019: No Credible Candidate Besides Buhari – Ortom by anyebedgreat: 8:32pm On Oct 17, 2017
True. There is no politician in Nigeria that can defeat PMB in an election.

But for you Ortom, your case is the direct opposite.

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Politics / Re: Abaribe Applies To Withdraw As Nnamdi Kanu’s Surety by anyebedgreat: 8:19pm On Oct 17, 2017
Hahahahaha.
It's just like betting on a game and then going to cancel your bet like 5 minutes to the end of the match because you are loosing.

In response, the judge said: “Even if you apply from today till next year, this court will only have one of these three options for you: produce the defendant, pay the bond or demand for time to come and explain to court.”

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Crime / Re: Young Soldier Shot Dead By Unknown Gunmen 2 Years After Joining Army. Graphic by anyebedgreat: 9:18am On Oct 17, 2017
adeolakemi:
buhari's brothers have killed the Igbo soldier.OPERATION ELIMINATE ALL IGBO SOLDIERS
Don't you think he was involved in some crime and was shot by his gang members? Igbo soldiers are well known for that.
Politics / Re: Femi Fani-kayode Celebrates 57th Birthday With A Game Of Thrones Inspired Cake by anyebedgreat: 8:57am On Oct 17, 2017
And all his life, he hasn't achieved anything for himself. He still goes by the title 'former minister '. An appointment he got because of his father's name, and he was the worst aviation minister the country ever had (so many air mishaps during his tenure)
Happy Birthday to him.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Are Wondering Why Jacob Zuma Now Has A Statue In Their Country - CNN by anyebedgreat: 8:54am On Oct 17, 2017
zombieHUNTER:
Wetin concern yeye CNN here ... Propaganda news media
Since the army started killing defenseless citizens in the east have they ever reported it to the world..

It is inconsequential Statue that they will report about ...
Because they couldn't confirm that the army killed anyone.
Education / Re: Student Acknowledged His Sweetheart In His Seminar & His Professor Lecturer Did by anyebedgreat: 8:53am On Oct 16, 2017
adonisgold:
He will probably thank the Prof later in life when he breaks up with the girl and marries some one else. It would be really stupid to have your ex in your dissertation. Keep your dedication to your family and supervisor.
Thank you. You just saved me the stress of commenting.

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Investment / Re: Dangote Refinery: Africa’s Biggest Refinery Takes Shape by anyebedgreat: 8:40am On Oct 16, 2017
That refinery sef, I'm still considering it. They are already begging me for my services and offering me huge salary. But the lagos life mehn.. .

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Politics / Re: I’m Fair To Ndigbo In Appointment – Buhari (picture) by anyebedgreat: 7:10pm On Oct 14, 2017
KardinalZik:


GOOGLE isn't your enemy.
no report like that on Google.
Politics / Re: Our Grouse With Ohanaeze Leader, Nwodo — IPOB by anyebedgreat: 11:53am On Oct 14, 2017
fratermathy:


Of course, the one from Umuahia palm trees.
Bad mouth.

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Politics / Re: Our Grouse With Ohanaeze Leader, Nwodo — IPOB by anyebedgreat: 11:48am On Oct 14, 2017
Biafran oil. We don't want to share our oil with Nigerians. Is it by force?
Even though our leader is 40 and still lives in his father's house. Is it your concern?

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